Chapter 4: The Strangest Blade

Hachirota Rohbe Giro Hando Tasuku Nimura

Kuon Hoshimura Maiko Tokishima Ibuki Kajimaru

Mizuki Gandera Daikaku Sohaji Tamesu Gocho

Kanuka Sanakura Seishiro Ginza Soyogi Sukenaga

<param=player_first_name> <param=player_family_name> Total: 13/14

Naru Jurinna Details to be announced at a later date.

Ughhh, I TOTALLY blew it!

And here I thought you'd need some cheerin' up, but you seem back to normal already.

Ha. Ha. Very funny. Just because you passed doesn't mean I need your judgy vibes, okay? Thaaanks.

I'm not bein' judgy. I mean that you should fight dressed like you are now during the reassessment exam.

Dressed like I am now?

When ya took the exam, ya closed up the front, didn't ya?

Wha...? Were you watching my exam or something? What exactly were you hoping to see, you little perv?♥

Get your mind out of the gutter, ya ditz.

Well what am I supposed to think when you start saying weird things out of nowhere?! If you wanna fight me, just say so!

Now that's what I like to hear. Bring it on.

Cut it out you two... Unsanctioned fighting could get you both expelled.

Relax. I finally earned my spot in the Court Guards. Like hell I'm gettin' kicked out over a fight with her.

It's not like I wanna fight either, but Giro won't stop trash-talking me...

That's not what I, ! Ugh, whatever, I give up! Anyone free right now? I need to hit something with my sword!

...Monaka from Kuriya...

What?

...Buy me some...

Fine. I'll buy as much as ya want later, but we're going to the dojo now.

...Alright...

Jurinna, if ya still wanna hash things out, ya know where to find me.

Go for it...but not here. Let's go to the dojo.

Wait, you're not gonna, like, stop us?

You want to get some sword practice in before the reassessment exam, don't you?

Well...yeah, I guess.

Now you're speakin' my language! I'll send ya flyin' right out the front door of the dojo.

You'll be the one going flying!

We'll see about that. I'll be waiting.

I'll...take you both on?

That doesn't sound like you at all! You even said it as a question!

What could I possibly gain from fighting YOU right now?

...Sorry.

You're the one who should say sorry, Girry! You've really gotta stop picking fights all the time.

...Fine, I'll apologize.

Wow! Look at you listening to reason for once.

IF ya can best me in a spar, that is. Too bad there's not a world where that ever happens.

Argh, you're, like, seriously pissing me off! Fine, let's do this! Go ahead and say your prayers! I'll be right behind you!

Hah, don't chicken out. I'll be waiting.

As if!

Jeez, what's his problem...?

Despite how he looks, Hando's actually a pretty nice guy.

Seriously? You DID just see what happened here, right?

Indeed, I saw plenty. What occurred just now, and what happened during your exam.

Not you too!

You did close up your uniform on the day of the exam, did you not? It seemed to me as though you were trembling, likely from a cold, and covered yourself up to stay warm.

N-No, I wasn't...

But as you are not one to make excuses, I believe he's showing his concern for you in his own way.

I think what he was trying to say was, "Ya got guts, so I'll help ya practice your swordplay".

Girry... I guess he isn't a complete jerk after all!

Thanks, Kuonny! I'm off to knock Girry through a wall!

Do enjoy yourself.

She appears to have returned to good form. I believe there will be no further worries regarding the reassessment.

Heya! Thanks for coming, <param=player_first_name>♪

How's practice coming along?

She ain't on my level, but Jurinna's not half bad.

Excuse you? I DID beat you in a third of our spars, y'know?

If you're just looking at the scoreboard, sure. But your fighting style's a complete mess.

Ya get carried away when you land the first hit, and if ya miss, you're totally crushed. The problem ain't with your technique, it's with your mindset.

But...

I bet that's also why ya got sick on the day of the exam, too.

But I'm not like you guys... Mai-pie's got the brains, you've got the brawn,

and <param=player_first_name>'s got...

<param=player_first_name>'s got... <param=player_first_name>'s got...?

<param=player_family_name>'s got what?

A-Anyway, I just...don't have any confidence in myself...

(She dodged the question...)

You don't need confidence.

I don't...?

If you join the Court Guards, powerful warriors and terrifying enemies will be part of your everyday life.

Even if you had confidence, it wouldn't last a day.

...But...

Let's look for your good points.

What do you mean?

First, we find the things you like about yourself, and then we nurture them like seeds until they sprout into true confidence.

Seeds...

<param=player_first_name>'s got...what?

Uh...you've got...practice...?

<param=player_first_name>'s got...what?

(She ain't gettin' outta this one.)

<param=player_first_name>'s got...courage.

Courage...

Yeah, I think what you have is courage.

Jurinna, it don't matter if ya got confidence or not.

Ya just gotta push yourself until ya stop thinking about that crap.

No thoughts, no fears, got it?

...You're right. I've just gotta think like a meat-head! Thanks Girry!

Damn right! ...Wait, you callin' me a meat-head?!

Haha♪ <param=player_first_name>, you wanna train with me?

Sure.

That's enough!

Phew... <param=player_first_name>, you're actually, like, super strong, huh?

What do you mean "actually"...?

What about me? How'd I do?

...It's true you're lacking in power, but that wasn't an easy fight.

Whaddya mean?

...Well, I was really struggling to land a hit...

That's because she just runs around avoiding everything.

...Aww man...

Looking at it another way, isn't that pretty impressive?

If you never get hit, you can't be defeated. You can also rescue allies and carry them to safety.

You're right! I can always save you guys! I feel like I'm starting to see a future for myself in the Court Guards.

...I'm not really following, but whatever. As long as you're happy, I guess.

...She sure looks it.

Thanks, <param=player_first_name>♪ Love ya♥

...I wonder who that's from?

...HUH?!

What happened?! Why are we yelling?!

It's a summons...from "Department of Research & Development, Kurotsuchi"...

Soul Reaper Academy Advanced Class 1, <param=player_name> reporting. I have an appointment with Research Director Kurotsuchi.

Ah, you're here. The Captain is waiting inside. Avoid touching anything and proceed straight ahead.

Yes, sir.

<param=player_first_name> <param=player_family_name> reporting as ordered, sir. Uh... Nice to meet you.

Hmm, seems like nothing more than a mediocre Soul Reaper...in both appearance and Spiritual Pressure.

(...?)

No need to overwork your feeble little mind. I just mean that compared to me, the embodiment of individuality and talent, everyone else can't help but fall short.

I-I see...

Now, let us begin...

Begin what exactly...?

H-Hey!

Oh, do be still, won't you? That is a liquid cable that allows me to access and connect with your nervous system. You can breathe in there.

Y-You're right... Wait, not the point!

Oh? Do you require further explanation? It shouldn't be that hard to grasp.

You will engage in combat training from within this simulation machine, and I will collect your data.

That is why I summoned you here.

Data? What do you mean by, ?

I will not entertain questions or complaints. However, I will grant you the right to choose.

Make your selection. You have a veritable smorgasbord of targets.

Hmm... Go on, choose your next opponent.

There are some fluctuations in your brainwaves, but... It seems this level of stress still fails to trigger it.

In that case, let's try increasing the dosage. Your next opponent will be,

...Uurgh...

...up... <param=player_family_name>... Wake...

...[<gender Tokishima/Maiko>]...

Good morning, <param=player_family_name>. Are you alright?

What are you doing here?

Just a little self-promotion.

[<gender ...Right, you were aiming for Squad 12.../...Right, you were aiming for Squad 12...>]

Finally awake now, are you, <param=player_first_name> <param=player_family_name>?

...Captain Kurotsuchi...What happened...?

Hmm, as a subject, I suppose you have the right to know.

The purpose of that experiment was to reveal the abilities of your Zanpakuto.

And we arrived at a conclusive result.

Your Zanpakuto possesses a unique ability, the power to mirror and wield the abilities of other warriors.

Mirror and wield the abilities of others...?!

During your most recent incursion into the Valley of Screams, you were so absorbed in the fight that you unconsciously activated that power.

How such an ability came to be is still a mystery, however.

The power of Hyorinmaru, the Bankai of Captain Hitsugaya who was collapsed nearby, was mirrored by your sword, and activated,

Though this remains a mere hypothesis for now.

Are you saying...I activated a... Bankai?

It would appear so. Do you have any memory of doing so?

...None. I can't remember much at all...

I see, I see. Thus far, this ability has been activated when the Zanpakuto runs wild...or to be more precise, it reacts to its wielder's "survival instinct".

Good, very good. And very dangerous.

Dangerous...

Is that blade capable of stealing Bankai, like the Medallions of the Stern Ritter?

Can Shikai be copied as well? Does it require conscious feedback from the user?

Is there an upper limit to the copied abilities? How long do they last? Is there an activation trigger? Are there side effects? ...I must learn more.

Therefore, <param=player_first_name> <param=player_family_name>, you are hereby forbidden from using that Zanpakuto in combat.

!

, Is what the average Captain would likely say. However, what I wish of you is quite the opposite.

You are to use it without restraint.

Uh, is that really okay...?

I have implanted quantities of measurement bacteria into your Zanpakuto.

All of your combat data will now be sent to me. Feel free to test your ability to its limit.

Though you must start by learning your Zanpakuto's name, first.

...Name...

That is all. You are dismissed.

...Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Maiko Tokishima, I believe you said your name was.

Yes, Research Director Kurotsuchi.

The research material you procured for me is excellent, indeed.

You understood its value and promptly shared it with me. Passable work.

Does that mean, ?

I shall arrange your appointment to Squad 12.

...Th-Thank you, sir!

Leveraging all available resources to achieve one's goal, is without a doubt, the proper mindset.

However, a researcher is marked by their desire to monopolize and thoroughly investigate their new discoveries.

Would you disagree with that statement?

.........

No matter. I hypothesize that the focus of your research, what you truly wish to monopolize, is hidden underneath those gloves of yours, am I correct?

.........

I brought a device from Captain Kurotsuchi that should help you speak with your Zanpakuto.

Speak with my Zanpakuto...

By using this, you should be able to enter Jinzen, the sword zen state, easily link with your Zanpakuto,

and dye it in your own color.

My own color...?

In other words, you'll be able to customize your Zanpakuto.

Graduates, from the bottom of my heart, I am honored to welcome this day with you.

During your time at this academy, Soul Society was invaded by the Wandenreich, and nearly brought to ruin.

I am aware that many of your fellow classmates perished during the conflict.

It is likely you have family or friends that suffered injuries or met with an even graver fate.

And yet, you overcame that hardship and survived. You refined your strength. And you stand here now before me.

I implore you to wield that strength in service of the Court Guards.

Yes, ma'am!

Should the time come for you to fight with your very lives on the line, I bid you remember these following words.

Soul Reapers must be prepared to sacrifice their lives to defend their comrades and humanity.

Carry this mission in your heart and you will surely become a splendid Soul Reaper.

Yes, ma'am!

I wish you success in the challenges to come. Congratulations on your graduation. You are dismissed.

Thank you very much!

Whoopee! Congratulations on graduating, everyone♥ Aaaaaand go me!♥

Good job on not droppin' out.

Yeah! And it's all thanks to you and <param=player_first_name> for helping me with sword training.

...Ya owe me lunch or somethin'.

No probs♪

It's impressive that you were able to narrow your choices down to Squad 4 in such a short time.

That's 'cause <param=player_first_name> helped me out.

...I did?

I kept running away from fights because I always lost in Zanjutsu, and I hated that about myself...

But then you told me I could use my speed to save people and get them out of harm's way.

Oh...right...

And that's when I realized I could be more useful if I just focus on saving people! Kaido has always been my strong suit, anyway.

A logical conclusion. I must be rubbing off on you.

<param=player_first_name>, Girry, thanks so much. I mean it.

Y-Yeah.

We should all keep training together even after we're assigned to our squads.

Of course. Let's work hard to honor our Shihakusho. All of us.

[<gender Welcome back! How was the exam?/Welcome back. How was the exam?>]

[<gender I passed... I was assigned to Squad <param=general_string>./Hehehe, I passed! I got assigned to Squad <param=general_string>!>]

[<gender Oh, congratulations! I knew you had it in you! Great job, <param=player_first_name>!/Congratulations! I knew you had it in you! Great job, <param=player_first_name>!>]

[<gender Thanks./Aw, thank you!>]

[<gender My memory was really foggy after I got back, but you really helped me out, Shirane. It's thanks to you that I was able to train so hard./My memory was really foggy after I got back, but you really helped me out, Shirin. It's thanks to you that I was able to train so hard.>]

[<gender Well, when I'm fully recovered, I'll be counting on you to return the favor!/...When I'm fully recovered, I'll be counting on you to return the favor.>]

[<gender Yeah, you can count on me./Yeah, leave it to me!>]

<param=player_family_name>, Gocho, are you starting to settle in with the squad?

Yes. Everyone's been really supportive in helping us get the hang of things.

Squad 1 sure has a lot of work to get through, though.

Aside from our internal duties, we are also responsible for overseeing operations related to all thirteen squads.

There's been a lot to learn on that front, but it feels worthwhile.

Though I must say, it's a shame we haven't really had a chance to meet the Head Captain yet.

The Head Captain is exceptionally busy. Even I haven't seen much of him recently.

I understand the burden that someone of his position must carry, but to never be seen by his troupe of adoring subordinates...

You seem a little too concerned with getting yourself noticed, Gocho.

Well... I mean...

You, on the other hand, seem much more focused on your duties, <param=player_family_name>.

T-Thank you, ma'am...

I was only joking, Gocho. You carry yourself with a confidence that belies your status as a new recruit.

...?

Let's see how far that attitude takes you.

Yes, ma'am.

.........

Did you say something, <param=player_family_name>?

...Who? Me? ...No. Nothing at all.

Lieutenant!

Is something wrong?

I have a job for our new recruits.

You mean these two?

Yes, ma'am. Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

I don't recall receiving a request to change the shifts. In fact, I believe Squad 5 should be on duty tonight...

Th-That's correct, but I thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience for them... With your permission, of course.

Ah... I understand. Permission granted.

Thank you, ma'am!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Yes, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Gocho, good luck out there.

Yes, ma'am.

<param=player_family_name>, Rohbe, how go the squad duties? You two settled in yet?

Yes. You've all been really supportive in helping us get the hang of things.

Though, I would like to get to know everyone a little more, beyond just their names.

That's easier said than done. Squad 2 is the Stealth Force after all, we can't exactly go around sharing our personal information.

Ah, that makes sense.

I get why they don't tell us more about themselves, but some of them seem to be able to erase their presence entirely.

Erase their presence?

Yes, I honestly don't even notice when some of them come and go.

Is that so? Well, I can still sense them no matter how much they try to mask themselves.

It gets pretty annoying having to listen to everyone thumping around.

Even the Captain can't hide her presence from me.

She can't?

Yeah, she's got this kind of bloodlust that can't be easily suppressed, especially when it's directed at me―

Bloodlust? You mean like this?

That's it! That's exactly what I'm talking about! ...Huh?

Uaaaaaagh! C-Captain...

Train yourselves until you can conceal your presence to this extent, understood?

And above all else, don't become complacent like Omaeda here.

Yes, ma'am!

Captain!

What is it?

Ma'am! I have a job for our new recruits.

Oh? And what might that be?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

Is this something that newbies can handle?

Yes, ma'am. I just thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience...

...Right, I suppose it's about that time.

Th-Thank you, Captain!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Yes, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Rohbe, don't go letting your guard down now.

Yes, ma'am.

<param=player_first_name>, Soyogi. Have you two gotten used to your squad duties yet?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

[<gender Agreed.../Agreed...>]

Any problems to speak of? Complaints, perhaps?

[<gender Honestly, there haven't been any big incidents, and we've been on top of all our duties, so there's not much to complain about. Right, Sukenaga?/Honestly, there haven't been any big incidents, and we've been on top of all our duties, so there's not much to complain about. Right, Soyogi?>]

I can't complain, or I'll suffer divine retribution...

Is that so? Well, as long as you're not complaining.

Some of our new recruits tend to let their guard down once they grow accustomed to their duties, though you two appear to be doing just fine.

...I wouldn't be so sure about that, Captain.

And why might that be?

Sukenaga's daily reports are... terrible, to say the least. Aside from day one, every single entry consists solely of "Nothing to report".

No matter how many times I reprimand him, he doesn't seem to learn.

Is this true?

...It is, sir. I really did have nothing to report, though.

And that's the issue. How are we supposed to know what's going on if you don't write anything down?

Well, nothing had happened... I thought it'd be better to train instead of wasting all that time writing...

...It's that same excuse every time.

Hm... I understand how tiresome it must be writing those reports.

But who among us can say that we've truly lived the same day twice?

The rhythm of the cosmos is ever- changing. Play your daily melodies in accord and you'll begin to hear even the faintest dissonance.

And perhaps you could start by putting some more effort into your daily reports, hm?

...Understood...

Is that a "Yes, sir!" I hear?

...Yes, sir.

Hahaha, I knew you'd come around.

Captain! Lieutenant!

What's wrong?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

Are you sure our new recruits will be up to the task?

Yes, sir. And I thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience...

Ah, yes... As you wish. But do try to go easy on them, won't you?

Y-Yes, sir!

Alright, you heard him. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

, Yes, sir!, Yes, sir...

<param=player_first_name>, Soyogi, good luck out there.

Thank you, sir.

<param=player_family_name>, Jurinna, how's the squad work going? Are you starting to settle in?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

Same here! Squad 4's the best and brightest!♪

Is there anything you're struggling with at the moment?

I don't know if I'd say "struggling", but I could be having a better time with Kaido.

[<gender Compared to Jurinna, it took me longer to pick up, and my technique is nowhere near as effective./Compared to Naru, it took me longer to pick up, and my technique is nowhere near as effective.>]

That's true. Jurinna has quite the talent for Kaido.

Hehe!♪

But her being a quick learner doesn't take away from your own ability, <param=player_family_name>. From what I've seen, you have a knack for it too.

What's important is that you improve the quality of your techniques and provide reliable treatment.

As you know, insufficient treatment may end up exacerbating a situation.

Stay the course and try not to compare yourself to others.

Yes, ma'am.

How about some Kaido training later? I'll help you out, 'kay?

Yeah, sounds good.

Isn't it nice having friends to rely on? Please try not to overdo it, though.

Yes, ma'am.

Captain!

What is it?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

Our two newest members, you mean?

Y-Yes. I just thought it might be a good, uh...learning experience...

Oh, right, of course... Understood. Permission granted.

Thank you very much.

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Roger!

Do your best out there, you two.

Yes, ma'am.

[<gender <param=player_family_name>, Kajimaru, have you gotten the hang of your squad duties yet?/<param=player_family_name>, Kajimaru, have you gotten the hang of your squad duties yet?>]

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

Same here! Ah'm havin' a blast!

Is there anything you're struggling with at the moment?

Ain't no trouble for us, right?

Huh?

Ain't nothin' serious goin' on, an' Ah could take Hollows down in my sleep! Squad work's a walk in the park!

A walk in the park, you say?

You betcha! Feels like Ah'm losin' my edge just standin' 'round here.

Ah wanna beat up some bad guys or somethin', yanno? Ahahaha!

Ahaha...

That's what I like to hear!

Cap'n Hirako!

I like your attitude, Kajimaru. Seeing confident newbies like you reminds me of our dear Momo here.

Captain?!

Whoa, you mean it?

Sure do. When she first joined Squad 5, Momo here asked me to hand over my title as Captain.

What are you, ?!

I tried to tell her no...but then she walked up to my Lieutenant and, BAM! Sword through the spine.

"I think the Lieutenant position just opened up," she said, wiping the blood from her blade...

That's NOT what happened!

You sure? Huh. Well in any case, no one's gonna fault you for having a bit of confidence.

...That is, as long as you can back it up.

An' Ah sure can!

Captain!

Is something wrong?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

Our two newest members, you mean?

Y-Yes. I just thought it might be a good, uh...learning experience...

Ah, right. You mean...

Mean what, exactly?

You know, that THING we always do with new recruits...

Oh, you mean the prank!

Prank?

, Um..., Uh...

We like to welcome newbies to the squad with a little surprise. Try not to freak out TOO much.

So you do this with all the new recruits?

Well Ah'll be! Ya'll better scare the livin' daylights outta us then!

R-Right...

Alright, give 'em hell out there. And don't go letting your guards down now!

, Yessir!, Y-Yes, sir...

...I'll send the details to your Soul Phones. Be sure to follow the orders as written.

C'mon, <param=player_family_name>, let's git goin'!

We'll...be heading off now.

Heh. We got a couple of lively ones this time, eh, Momo?

Captain! Why would you tell them about the prank?!

I didn't say we'd do it right away now, did I? Once they're nice and calm...

...that's when we get 'em.

......

Something on your mind?

You really are something else, Captain.

Flattery will get you nowhere, Momo.

It wasn't a compliment!

<param=player_family_name>, Gandera. Have you two acclimated to your squad duties yet?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

I still have a lot to learn, but I can feel myself improving day by day.

Do you have any troubles or concerns to speak of?

Nothing comes to mind, sir.

No concerns here, either.

Is that so? According to this report, it seems you've sustained quite a few injuries, Gandera.

W-Well, yes, but...it was just a few scratches. It's nothing to worry ab,

Not from what I saw. I put it in my report because it's BECOMING a problem.

Lieutenant Abarai!

Gandera here's been training on her own whenever she's off duty.

I do not see how that would pose a problem.

It wouldn't if she knew when to stop, but she keeps pushing herself far beyond her limits.

Is this true?

...I'm sorry!

Now is not the time to apologize. I'm simply trying to get to the bottom of things.

Y-Yes, sir. I'm sor, I mean...! Lieutenant Abarai is correct.

She keeps pushing herself until she's black and blue and she'll chase a Hollow to hell itself if you don't stop her. There've been some close calls already.

I see. That does sound like a cause for concern.

I know it's no excuse, but I want to become the best officer I can be for the sake of our squad and the Court Guard!

We admire your conviction. However, it is precisely because you have such ambition that you should be training at a steadier pace.

I will! Thank you, Captain!

But there is still one more problem to address. Renji?

Huh? Me?

"CAUTION: Gandera has sustained a lot of injuries." Is this supposed to be your official report?

Oh, well, you know... I was real busy with other stuff so, uh, I thought I'd leave out all the minor details...

This wouldn't be the first time. It seems you may require remedial lessons on report writing.

Huh? But I...uh... That won't be necessary! I'll do better next time, I promise!

, Haha..., Hehe...

...That's good, Gandera.

Sir?

You need not be so tense all the time. To wield strength, one must know when to let their guard down as well.

I'm...not sure I follow...

He's saying it ain't a bad thing to laugh every once in a while.

Oh! Y-Yes, sir!

Captain! Lieutenant!

What's wrong?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

You mean the rookies?

Yes, sir. I just thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience...

Right, you mean THAT thing... I'm sure these two can handle it, right Captain?

Indeed. I shall allow it.

Thank you very much.

Alright, you heard the Captain. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Yes, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Hando, have you two gotten used to your squad duties yet?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

I ain't great at paperwork, but if it's huntin' Hollows, goin' on patrols, or doin' anything physical, you can count on me.

You seem pretty sure of yourself.

I've been puttin' in the work and I can feel myself gettin' stronger every day.

Good to hear. If you're that confident, I got a job for you.

Just say the word! I was startin' to get bored of Hollow huntin' anyway.

Alright then.

You. Come here for a sec.

Captain!

Hando and <param=player_family_name> were just telling me they're not satisfied with their usual workload.

[<gender Huh? I-I never said that.../Huh? I-I never said that...>]

No need to be humble. Confidence is a good thing and you need to put in the work to match it.

Hell yeah! I've been dyin' to take on a bigger job!

Now that's the spirit!

...Understood, sir. I'll arrange the special mission at once!

I'm counting on you.

A special mission! Did ya hear that, <param=player_family_name>?!

Ah...yeah.

Alright, you two are to set off on your special mission. Effective immediately.

I'll send the details to your Soul Phones. Be sure to follow the orders as written.

Don't let me down.

Yes, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Nimura. How're you holding up? Doesn't seem like squad duties are giving you much trouble.

Not at all. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

The new recruit handbook's pretty easy to read, too. It's got pictures and everything.

That so? Have you run into any issues? Anything you wanted to ask?

It's not an issue per se, but I heard that you made the handbook yourself, Acting Captain.

I did. What about it?

Well, it's written, illustrated, and formatted beautifully... I can tell a lot of love's been put into its design.

I was just wondering if you've made anything similar. If you have, I'd love to read it sometime.

Hah, I'm glad you like it. I do have some other works if you're really interested.

Would that be okay?

Be my guest. I've got some more training materials in my office, not to mention my treasured...

Your treasured...?

...On second thought, I'll bring them over myself. Anyway, it's good to see you newbies working hard.

(It's still too early to show them THAT...)

...?

......

Acting Captain!

What's wrong?

I have a job for our new recruits.

You mean these two?

Yes, ma'am. Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

I don't remember getting any requests to change shifts... Shouldn't Squad 5 be on duty tonight?

Th-That's correct, but I thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience for them... With your permission, of course.

Oh... I get it. Sounds good, let's get them out there.

Thank you, ma'am!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Yes, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Nimura, you'd better give it your all tonight.

Yes, ma'am.

<param=player_family_name>, Ginza. How's squad life treating you?

I think I'm getting the hang of things, but there's so much to keep track of. I'm having trouble remembering it all.

And with Lieutenant Hisagi asking us to help out with the Seireitei Bulletin every so often, work is really starting to pile up.

Ah right, I left Shuhei in charge of that, but he can get real nitpicky about it.

I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if that was the only thing on our plate... Right, <param=player_family_name>?

Oh... Right.

Is something else the matter?

Well, it's about the columns that the Captains and Lieutenants submit...

It's become fairly common for a deadline to pass without a submission in sight.

And as new recruits, it's a little difficult to bother our superior officers about it.

Ah, I get what you mean. I'll tell Shuhei to stop sending rookies to do that.

I'd appreciate that, sir. While we're on the subject, I don't believe we've received your draft yet either... May I ask how that's coming along?

You haven't? Huh. Sorry about that. Guess I'll send it over tomorrow.

We need to finish proofreading this month's issue by tomorrow evening, so please submit it as soon as possible.

Don't worry, I'll get it to you in time. Probably.

.........

.........

What?

Nothing, sir. We're looking forward to your article.

Very much so!

Captain!

What's wrong?

I have a job for our new recruits.

You mean these two?

Yes, sir. Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

I don't remember getting any shift change requests. Did something happen?

Not at all, sir. We just thought that it'd be a good opportunity to get the new recruits started on night patrols, now that they're getting used to things...

Ah, is that so...? Alright, I'll approve the shift change.

Thank you, sir!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Um, we do get paid extra for taking the night shift, right?

Extra pay...? I believe so... Right, Captain?

Eh, I don't see why not.

Thank you, sir.

<param=player_family_name>, Ginza. Do your best out there.

Yes, sir.

<param=player_family_name>, Sohaji. Have you gotten used to work in the Squad?

Yes, sir! Everyone's been instructing us kindly, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

It's tough work, but we get good food afterwards, so that keeps me going!

The manju you told us about was especially tasty!

I know, right?

Every manju shop you recommend is so delicious I'm starting to have trouble deciding where to eat.

The shops you mentioned weren't bad either. Let me know if you find any more good ones.

Will do.

Anyway, I wanted to ask if either of you had any issues or comments you wished to bring to my attention.

Ah, well, we're being eased into making our own decisions when dealing with Hollows, but...

I can't shake off my nerves when I have to make my own calls...

Part of me still thinks it'd really help if we had more guidance.

I understand. But I wouldn't say that nervousness is necessarily a bad thing.

Huh? What do you mean...?

Once people get used to a job, they naturally start thinking they can do everything by themselves.

Even if that means biting off more than they can chew... But that doesn't seem to be the case with you.

You're keeping yourself grounded. It's good that you're not getting too cocky after doing one or two things right.

If you say so, sir...

I do say so. Nothing wrong with improving at your current pace.

When you're a rookie, no, even after you've gotten some experience under your belt, it's better to hold on to that sense of caution. Things tend to turn out better that way.

I understand.

What about you, Sohaji?

Nothing comes to mind...

I'm out helping others and eating delicious meals every day... I couldn't be happier.

That's a good attitude to have. Both of you keep it up.

Captain!

What is it?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

I haven't received any shift change requests. Did something happen?

Not at all, sir. We just thought that it'd be a good opportunity to get the new recruits started on night patrols, now that they're getting used to things...

Ah, I see... I'll approve the shift change.

Thank you, sir!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

Right now, sir?

Do you have any objections?

No, it's just that I'm feeling a little peckish...

We can't have that. Go grab a snack before you head out.

Can I really?!

I'll approve of that, too.

Th-Thank you, sir!

<param=player_family_name>, Sohaji. Good luck out there.

Yes, sir.

<param=player_family_name>, Hoshimura. Have you two gotten used to your squad duties yet?

Yes, sir!

Everyone has been so helpful, and it truly feels like we're doing good work here.

Though I must admit, I was expecting a bit more from this position...

Care to explain?

Well, the reason I elected to join Squad 11 was in order to grow stronger. I had been hoping for a chance to hone my skills.

I understand how you feel, but with no hostiles in sight and all the construction we've had to do after the war, you'll have to make do with your regular duties.

Oh no, I didn't mean to imply that I was discontent with the workload.

Well you don't look happy about it either. What is it you want to do, exactly?

Well, since you ARE asking... I would like to train under someone as strong as either of you.

, Hm?, Oh?

It would be far more beneficial to my training if I sparred with experienced warriors such as yourselves rather than amateurs.

Listen here... You probably train more than anyone in the squad, and Yumichika and I have been doing what we can to get you as much practice as possible.

We're much busier than we look, you see.

And with the Captain being...well, the Captain, we're the ones who end up with all the paperwork.

B-But...

What about you, <param=player_family_name>? Don't you think your friend here could stand to take a break every once in a while?

She DOES train more than anyone else I know...

Getting stronger isn't just about getting better with a blade, Hoshimura.

Mind, body, and technique. The three fundamentals of combat mastery. If you don't hone all three in equal measure, you'll never attain true strength.

But we admire your spirit! So keep up the good work.

...Yes, sir.

Reporting!

it seems like the duty officer for tonight's patrol in the northern districts suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I thought these two could fill in.

Hmm, we haven't received any shift change requests, have we?

A-About that, sir... We did receive prior permission.

...Oh! I see.

It's fine. Permission granted.

Thank you, sir!

Alright, rookies. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow those instructions, and report for night patrol duty.

Roger!

Stay alert out there, you two.

Yes, sir.

<param=player_family_name>. Tokishima. Have you gotten used to the work here yet?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

No, I don't think I'm getting used to it at all.

Oh? Have you run into any difficulties?

No, no. I simply believe that getting used to something, or complacency, serves as fodder for all kinds of evils. Carelessness, inattentiveness...the list goes on.

...Though I don't disagree with your logic, I'd prefer a straight answer to my question.

So I'll ask again. Have you had any issues since your assignment to Squad 12 up until this point in time?

My apologies. No sir, no problems.

That being said, the crushing realization that I'm leagues behind Captain Kurotsuchi when it comes to raw intelligence and perspective does tend to weigh on me.

Hm... The number of people who can hold a candle to him could be counted on one hand, and even then you'd have fingers left over.

My job would be a lot easier if that weren't the case, but his being such a singular individual is precisely why you want to emulate him, correct?

Absolutely so.

Well then, let's move on to tonight's mission. Details will be sent to your Soul Phones.

Get out there and put your backs into it, you two.

Roger!

<param=player_family_name>, Sanakura. Have you two gotten used to your squad duties yet?

Yes. Everyone's been very supportive, and it feels like what we're doing here actually matters.

...I met everyone at the welcome party, but...

But what?

The next day, no one remembered who I was... I guess the sake was too strong for them.

Hmm...that's strange. I don't recall them being unable to handle their liquor.

[<gender It's not that they couldn't handle it, ma'am. It's just way too hard to keep pace with Sanakura. Before they knew it, they were all blackout drunk./It's not that they couldn't handle it, ma'am. It's just way too hard to keep pace with Kanuka. Before they knew it, they were all blackout drunk.>]

...Is that what happened?

You didn't notice?

No... I was just drinking casually...

Oh right, Sanakura's family runs a famous sake brewery that even the Head Captain frequents. I suppose high tolerance to alcohol runs in the family.

That might be true...

Any other problems? Complaints?

[<gender Honestly, there haven't been any big incidents, and we've been on top of all our duties, so there's not much to complain about, right Sanakura?/Honestly, there haven't been any big incidents, and we've been on top of all our duties, so there's not much to complain about, right Kanuka?>]

Right...

Good. This is usually when rookies start getting complacent or sloppy, but it looks like you two are holding up fine.

Lieutenant!

What's wrong?

Regarding today's night patrol in the northern districts,

it seems like the duty officer suddenly fell ill and can no longer make the rounds. I was thinking of having these two go instead.

You think they can handle it by themselves?

Yes, ma'am. I just thought it might be a good, uh, learning experience...

Huh? Oh... In that case, permission granted. But do try to go easy on them.

Yes, ma'am!

Alright, you heard her. I'll send the details to your Soul Phones, so follow the instructions and report for night patrol duty.

, Roger!, Roger...

[<gender <param=player_family_name>, Sanakura, get out there and do your best./<param=player_family_name>, Sanakura, get out there and do your best.>]

Yes, ma'am.

Not a soul in sight tonight.

Looks like the reconstruction effort is making progress in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents either.

I must confess, something's been troubling me...

Troubling you? I haven't sensed anything suspicious. No weird Spiritual Pressure either.

No, it's about when Lieutenant Ise and I were talking earlier. You looked like you had something you wanted to say.

Oh, that? Uh... It's nothing. Don't worry about it!

Not very convincing, are you?

...Fine. You remember when the Lieutenant said you carry yourself with a confidence that belies your status as a new recruit?

Yeah, what about it?

I guess I was just wondering...where does that confidence stem from, exactly?

I don't know... I've always been like this... But hearing you say it like that...

Like what?

It sounds less like you're wondering where my confidence stems from, and more like you're wondering how a rookie like me could be so unabashedly brazen...

Uh... N-No, of course not! I just,

Bahaha, I'm pulling your leg. Anything to make this patrol a little less tedious.

Oh, come on! You gotta stop making jokes like that!

Alright, alright! I'm sorry.

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Quite a lovely moon this evening.

Huh? How can you see it through all the clouds?

Oh, I can't see it. And yet, we all know that it's up there, somewhere.

Right...

Is it full or crescent? The moon tonight is as shrouded in mystery as it is by clouds.

Seeking the true nature of the moon veiled by the hazy sky...in a way, isn't that similar to the role of the Stealth Force?

...Yeah, I suppose it is.

[<gender You know Rohbe, you have a pretty unique way of looking at things./You know Hachirota, you have a pretty unique way of looking at things.>]

Really? Well, I'm glad you think so.

Perhaps I've mentioned it before, but had I not become a Squad member I would've liked to become a poet.

You see, I've spent my life wanting to express how I see the world, its beauty and its unsightliness, through words of my own.

No matter how poorly formed they may be, I want to believe that there is something only I can express, living in the here and now.

...I kinda envy you.

You do?

[<gender You already have your own way of seeing the world. As for me... I'm too focused on what's in front of me to think beyond it./You already have your own way of seeing the world. As for me... I'm too focused on what's in front of me to think beyond it.>]

No, no, I've got my hands full with what's in front of me, as well. Haha...

Haha...

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

...What is it?

[<gender It's just...you always keep your sword in good condition, don't you, Sukenaga?/It's just...you always keep your sword in good condition, don't you, Soyogi?>]

Well, my family runs a dojo...

When I was a kid, I was taught that the blade is sacred. That, and I'd suffer divine retribution if I didn't give it the proper care it deserves.

[<gender Divine retribution.../Divine retribution, huh...>]

It's the truth. I've been punished before.

...How?

Losing my bets, winning a game but then on the way home losing all my winnings, getting accused of cheating...

[<gender Um, what does that have to do with your sword? And when was this exactly?/But...that doesn't really have anything to do with your sword, does it? And when was this exactly?>]

When I was a kid, duh.

Y-You were gambling as a child?!

Not for money, obviously. We bet cheap candy and trading cards. You know, kid stuff.

...Oh, I see.

There are other examples too...

And once I began taking better care of my sword, my skills improved and I started winning more.

...At the gambling table?

No, in battle.

Right, right. Sorry.

Honestly, I was hoping for that too. Thought I'd start winning more bets if I wasn't being punished anymore.

But my luck never turned around.

...Sounds like you might be getting punished for the gambling.

What was that?

Nothing, don't worry about it.

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Captain Kotetsu is so nice, I love her♥

Not just that, her Kaido technique is incredible and she's on top of everything. My respect for her has gone up so much since joining the Squad.

Samesies! But I gotta wonder, what would it even look like if the Captain got into a fight? I can't really imagine her swinging a sword around.

I get what you mean...

I heard that you absolutely gotta have Bankai to make it as a Captain, so she HAS to be strong.

There are rumors that the previous Captain, Unohana, was one of the strongest in the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, too.

So on top of being super nice, Captain Kotetsu might also be super powerful...? Is she like, totally perfect or something?

[<gender Who knows? Right now, I'm more focused on surpassing you, Jurinna./Who knows? Right now, I'm more focused on surpassing you, Naru.>]

I don't even come close to your level of skill in Kaido.

M-Me? S-Stop that, you flatterer...

[<gender But while you might be pretty far ahead of me now, I'll overtake you soon enough, just you wait./But while you might be pretty far ahead of me now, I'll overtake you soon enough, just you wait.>]

Well... Well then I'll just have to pull so far ahead you can't catch up! I'm not gonna wait for you, y'know!

Right back at you.

Hehe♪ It's so great having rivals to compete with♥

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Cap'n Hirako and Lieutenant Hinamori sure do make a mighty fine team, don'tcha think?

Yeah. They're as funny as Squad 2's "Maeda-Fon" comedy duo.

Head Cap'n Kyoraku an' Lieutenant Ise ain't half bad neither. We could get us a squad stand-up night goin' at this rate.

Hahaha...

Say, when you reckon they're gonna pull that prank on us?

Huh? It'll probably happen sometime before the day is up, right? I thought that was why they signed us up for the night patrol.

That's what a newbie would think!

When a fella says he's gonna prank ya, he never does it right away, yanno?

I guess that's true...

It's gotta be at a flimsy table in a waitin' room or somethin', where they can set hidden cameras. Everyone knows that!

A waiting room with hidden cameras? I think you've been watching a little too much TV in the World of the Living.

The Cap'n's spent a whole lotta time there, ya know! Ah reckon that sorta prank would scare the pants off anyone in the Seireitei.

I don't know...

Well Ah do! Sure as shootin', the Cap'n's gonna dye his hair black an' pretend ta be his own long-lost twin, an',

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

...Whew...

What's wrong? Your face is all red.

I keep thinking about what the Captain and Lieutenant told me... It really struck a chord.

They must be so busy with the reconstruction effort, but they took the time to look out for a lowly squad member like me.

I just... I'm...

[<gender Gandera...?/Mizuki...?>]

I'm so glad I joined Squad 6.

[<gender Same here. And I'm glad I ended up in the same squad as you, Gandera./Same here. And I'm glad I ended up in the same squad as you, Mizuki.>]

You always lend a hand, even when you have your own work to deal with, and I can always count on you as a training partner. Knowing you're on my side means a lot.

Though sometimes you take things a little TOO seriously.

Hmmm... I'm only doing what's expected of me. To be honest, I'm actually pretty laid-back.

You are?

I just want to give it my all as a Squad member and make sure everyone can live with smiles on their faces.

That's...really sweet. Let's keep working hard to make that come true.

Yeah.

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

...This is our special mission? It's just a regular night patrol.

Looks like the reconstruction effort is making progress in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents either.

I mean, I wasn't expectin' a Quincy or Arrancar, but I was hopin' we'd at least get to fight SOMETHIN' new.

[<gender Come on, there's no way they'd assign us for something like that./Come on, there's no way they'd assign us for something like that.>]

Yeah, guess you're right.

Even rookies like us ain't gonna get excited about a simple night patrol. They probably called it a "special mission" to reel us in.

Hmm, but they've never done that before, have they?

Then, what? Ya think Hollows are just gonna pop outta nowhere?

I wouldn't hold my breath.

Ya say this, then ya say that. Make up your damn mind.

Sorry. I just have a bad feeling about this...

Gimme a break...

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

It's awfully quiet tonight. All we've seen so far is that calico cat from earlier.

Guess it's because of the reconstruction effort in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents, either.

True. Let's get this patrol over with so we can head back and read more of the Acting Captain's training manuals.

Yeah. Hopefully it'll help me write better reports.

Speaking of which, the Acting Captain sounded like she was about to mention something else, earlier. I wonder why she stopped herself.

I'm sure she has her reasons. She has a right to privacy just as much as the rest of us.

[<gender You're right. It's probably some top-secret classified info she can't share with us rookies, anyway./You're right. It's probably some top-secret classified info she can't share with us rookies, anyway.>]

[<gender What about you, Nimura? Any secrets you're keeping from me?/What about you, Tasuku? Any secrets you're keeping from me?>]

Oh, a couple. But I think it'd be better for both of us if we didn't ask each other those kinds of questions.

R-Right. Sorry I asked.

But that must be nice. Honestly, I'm a little jealous.

...Jealous?

[<gender Yeah. Since I lost my memories, I don't have any secrets to keep, that I can remember, at least./Yeah. Since I lost my memories, I don't have any secrets to keep, that I can remember, at least.>]

...Huh. I hope you get your memories back soon.

Thanks.

...

But some things might be better left forgotten.

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Not a soul in sight tonight.

Not even a petty thief.

...Although I suppose they wouldn't be much of a thief if they could be spotted that easily.

Isn't it better if we DON'T run into trouble?

Absolutely. No arrests, no big fights, and we still get paid extra. That's what I call easy money.

[<gender Easy money? You'd know all about that, right Ginza?/Easy money? You'd know all about that, right Seishiro?>]

Of course. My family's in the pawnbroking business, so I've learned to count every single penny.

But I'm the second son in my family, so it's not like I'll be inheriting anything. If I want to make it on my own, I'll need to make my own money.

I guess that's true. Though I didn't expect you to actually ask Captain Muguruma for extra pay.

I know some people think it's taboo to talk about finances, but I think it's worse not to.

In fact, I believe it's actually quite rude to say people shouldn't talk openly about the money they earn.

That's why I never mince words when it comes to money, even when I'm talking to the Captain.

...I guess there's some truth to that.

SOME truth? Life becomes much easier relative to the money you're able to spend.

...But still, aren't there some things money can't buy?

Like what?

Like...love?

Oh, love is very much for sale. It just depends on how much you're willing to pay.

I don't know if I agree with that...

What I would give to be that naive again.

......

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

It's pretty quiet tonight, right, Dai? ...Huh? Dai? Where did he go?

Sorry! I went to the stall up ahead to get some steamed manju real quick.

Oh, come on, Dai. We shouldn't be getting manju while we're on duty.

I know...but it's not just any manju stall.

They set up shop in a lot of different places, so they tell me all sorts of things.

All sorts of things...? Ah! You mean like an informant?

I guess that's one way to put it...

That's actually pretty neat... Wait, Dai, does that mean you have other informants and stuff, too?

I suppose I do? Anywhere that sells good food, the carpenter I knew from helping out with the reconstruction... I get along with a bunch of people.

I actually learned about that manju stall earlier from the grocer's wife in the East Area.

Oh, I see... Wait. They're not just recommending you manju spots, right?

Of course not. I make sure to ask about rumors and recent happenings in the neighborhood, too.

How did you get so friendly with them?

Hmm... I don't think I did anything special...

I just go there to buy delicious food, and then...I dunno... When I start eating they tell me about all sorts of things.

You just...eat?

Yeah... Apparently, they've never seen someone look so happy while eating. Makes them want to strike up a conversation.

I think I get it. You always look like you really, truly, enjoy your food.

You think so? *munch* *munch* Man, these steamed manju are so good!

Haha, that's exactly what I mean! Looking at you makes me feel at ease, too.

I see... *munch* *munch*... Do you want some, <param=player_family_name>?

Don't mind if I do! Thank you,

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

What a serene night. Nothing to be found outdoors but that calico cat from before.

Looks like the reconstruction effort is making progress in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents either.

A pity. Catching a bandit or two would have made this patrol a little more interesting.

...Let's take it down a notch.

Oh, do forgive me.

[<gender You're like a totally different person when it comes to training, Hoshimura./You're like a totally different person when it comes to training, Kuon.>]

Why do you want to get stronger so badly, anyway?

Is a reason required?

Huh?

I have been trained in the performing arts since I was a child, and have always worked to uphold my family's honor.

If I had to choose, I would say I have a particular fondness for singing and dancing.

Really? I never would've guessed...

Because the Academy presented no opportunities for me to showcase my talents.

And have you always been passionate about swordsmanship, too?

Yes. I still remember the rush I felt when I held my first real sword.

The crimson of my blood as I ran my finger along its edge, the weight of it in my hands, the curve of the blade, the whistle as it sliced through the air...

What I felt in that moment, the scent on the wind, the very way I perceived reality...it was if I had stepped into a wholly new world.

A new world?

Indeed. When you raise your blade against another, with your lives hanging in the balance, anything is possible.

I had the same feeling when I witnessed Captain Zaraki in action.

I believe his blade will carve a path to that world for me. The world beyond the point of my sword.

...Is that why you're trying so hard to gain Captain Zaraki's approval?

Yes, exactly.

[<gender You're pretty amazing, Hoshimura./You're pretty amazing, Kuon.>]

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

We finally get to go on night patrol and it's quiet as the grave.

Looks like the reconstruction effort is making progress in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents either.

I'd love to get my hands on some new research subjects or materials though...

Come on, now. The less incidents the better.

I'm more interested in abnormalities than incidents. Something like the moon suddenly changing color, or the appearance of a cat with two tails. Yes...that would do nicely.

[<gender Riiight... You really are always thinking about experiments and research, huh Tokishima?/Riiight... You really are always thinking about experiments and research, huh Maiko?>]

Well we are, if you recall, members of Squad 12, the heart of scientific research in the Seireitei.

A disciple of science must always be on the hunt for new discoveries.

By the way, just thought I'd ask, but have you made any progress with your Zanpakuto,<param=player_family_name>?

My Zanpakuto...? Oh, uh, no, not really.

I probably need a lot more training before I can pull off Shikai.

Mmm, sounds like there hasn't been much progress since that incident in the Valley of Screams.

I'm still getting regular checkups from Captain Kurotsuchi, though.

It's just... Maybe I've been holding myself back.

It's kinda scary, you know? Ending up like that again...

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Such a quiet night...

Looks like the reconstruction effort is making progress in this district. The briefing said there haven't been many incidents either.

Let's hope that continues...

Yeah. Oh, by the way, why did everyone at the welcome party drink until they blacked out?

Why...?

As far as I've heard, they all enjoy a stiff drink every now and then, and none of them are known for being lightweights.

[<gender I wasn't sitting next to you at the time Sanakura. What happened exactly ?/I wasn't sitting next to you at the time Kanuka. What happened exactly?>]

Nothing... We were just drinking...

Just drinking?

The sake was delicious. Everyone was enjoying themselves...

Hmm... Sounds like you guys were having a good time.

But I don't get drunk easily, and those tiny cups weren't enough to give me a buzz...

We kept pouring into bigger and bigger cups, until they were just bringing out jugs...

You were drinking entire jugs?

Yep. Everyone else passed out before they got halfway through...

So that's what happened...

They didn't have to push themselves and insist on drinking from the jug, though...

...Hm?

I mean, we'd respect them either way, whether they can hold their liquor or not.

Right... But, I'm the one who asked for the jugs...

Huh?

Aaugghh!

!

Over there!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

And what is that supposed to mean?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy, you say?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

...That sounds hard to believe, but if what you say is true, something fails to add up here.

And what's that?

If we hadn't arrived, you wouldn't have two more witnesses on your hands. Why go out of your way to put us on the night patrol?

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

I see. How nefarious... But what if we were to...come to an agreement, so to speak?

G-Gocho?!

Wh-What are you...? You're a Squad member! How could you even think of betraying your own squad?!

...He says, standing over the body of a fallen comrade.

Why, you, !

Oh dear. So much for our negotiation.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

[<gender My thoughts exactly./My thoughts exactly.>]

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What do you mean by that?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

...What an odd thing to say.

What do you mean?

If we hadn't shown up, we never would've known what was going on. Why go through such effort to put us on night patrol?

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

So that's it? Your clever little scheme seems to have a hole in it.

Whaddya mean by that?

You think we're just going to lie down and let you kill us?

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

Don't worry. I promise I'll make it quick.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

[<gender That makes two of us./That makes two of us.>]

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What do you think you're doing...?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

...That doesn't make sense.

And why's that?

If you hadn't led us here, we wouldn't have found out that you're a spy...

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

...A set-up...

Exactly.

Where there's a wager, there's bound to be a cheat. You have to confront them when you see it.

And I never turn a blind eye to a cheat.

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

Don't worry. I promise I'll make it quick.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

We're not gonna die...

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

Huh? What are you talking about...?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?!

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

Wait... Something isn't adding up here...

What's not adding up to you?

Well, if you hadn't made us come here, we wouldn't have found out you were a spy in the first place, so like...why?

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

So...you're framing us?

Exactly.

You better think again, buster! We're not gonna be taken out that easily!

You might have more combat experience than us, but surely you don't think you can win a two-on-one fight...?

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

No way I'm losing to a big jerk like you!

Hey, y'alright?

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

But yer hurt!

I-I'll be fine, the enemy's still...

Enemy?!

Mwahaha... Nice of you to join us, rookies.

Wh-What the, ?! What's with you soundin' like a supervillain all of a sudden?

I think this is supposed to be the prank. It explains the acting...

Huh? Ain't no way!

It's not a prank... He's a spy sent to infiltrate our squad...

Well Ah'll be?! A spy?!

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

Y-Ya gotta be kiddin'...

(Of course he is. And you called ME a newbie...)

[<gender (Don't tell me you're actually buying this, Kajimaru...)/(Don't tell me you're actually buying this, Ibuki...)>]

Mwahaha! Oh, this is no joke. And there's a reason I called you two here while you were on patrol.

And why's that?!

(Because this is a prank.)

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

Ya mean... Yer gonna pin the blame on us an' shut us up fer good too?

That's right. Your luck's run out!

Jeez, I thought you were a good'un! We trusted you!

That does it... Ah'm just gonna have ta beat some sense into ya!

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

That means you too, <param=player_family_name>. Draw your sword!

Guess there's no way out of this... You asked for it!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

You?! What are you doing here...?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?!

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

...That doesn't make any sense.

And why's that?

If you were planning to assassinate him, then why bring us here?

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

...I see. So that's what's going on here.

Pretty foolproof plan, huh?

No, it's terrible!

Did you think we'd just stand here and let you get away with this?

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

[<gender What he said!/What she said!>]

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

Huh?! Did YOU do this to him?

And what if I did?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?!

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

This is a joke, right?! You can't be serious!

You think I'd cut someone down as a joke?

[<gender You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?/You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?>]

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

...Hold up. This was a special mission straight from the Acting Captain... Is he in on this too?

Acting Captain Iba would never be a part of this!

......

Well, doesn't matter either way. I'll beat ya down and drag ya to the Acting Captain, hell, even to the Head Captain himself if I have to.

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

Bring it on!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What do you think you're doing...?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

...Haha.

What's so funny?!

Did you really betray our squad?

Of course I did! You think I'm doing this for fun?

Hm... Let's test that, shall we?

[<gender N-Nimura...?/T-Tasuku...?>]

H-Hey... Don't come any closer, or I'll cut you down!

Come on, you call that a threat?

Huh?

THIS is a threat.

Whoa! Wh-What do you think you're doing?!

Stop jumping out of the way. I'm trying to give you some pointers here.

[<gender What are you doing, Nimura?!/What are you doing, Tasuku?!>]

You see, normally you're supposed to stab first and THEN explain your whole plan while your target's bleeding out.

Normally...?

Otherwise they'd just fight back, wouldn't they?

But you didn't do that at all, so there's no way you're an actual traitor. Isn't that right?

You... You're kinda freaking me out here!

Well? Anything to say?

Y-You got me... I'm not a traitor. This is all part of our Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank!

P-Prank?!

Yeah! Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

Oh, that explains it.

I can't believe I screwed it up! They'll never let me live this down! That does it, I'm gonna teach you both a real lesson, free of charge!

How kind of you.

I still have no idea what's going on here...but bring it on!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What do you think you're doing?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy? Him?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

[<gender You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?/You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?>]

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

Is that right...? But why are you doing this?

What do you mean, why?

You'll have to carry the guilt of betraying your squad for the rest of your life.

Is the intel you stole really worth it?

You're damn right it is.

Wow... Care to share what's written on those documents?

Wh-Why the hell would I do that?!

It's just... If those documents really were that valuable, I'd hope you'd handle them with a little more care.

If you tried to sell them at our pawn shop, we'd never buy them for full price the way you're crumpling those papers.

What?

If I were you, I'd have wrapped them nicely in cloth and tucked it into my uniform instead of just shoving them in an envelope like that...

D-Don't be a fool! You seriously think anyone would sell off squad secrets?!

Huh? What do you mean? Aren't you the one stealing secrets and betraying the squad?

Sh-Shut it! You two are dead meat!

So your mind's made up, then? In that case, I'm ready to stop you.

Finally. I was waiting for this.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What are you doing here?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy...? You're kidding...

No kidding here. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

[<gender You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?/You knew we were coming, but you still did it anyway...?>]

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

I can't believe it... You were always so nice to me, and you've taught me so much! There's no way you're a bad guy...

Hmph, I wish everyone was as trusting as you. It would've been so much easier to pull a fast one on them.

Please tell me this is all a joke...

What are you moping about? Come on, you're a Squad member, aren't you?

How about you do your job and take down the bad guy standing in front of you?

I know that...! I... I'll be the one who catches you!

That's the spirit.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What in the world is happening here?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?

Indeed. He caught me carrying classified information.

So I figured I'd frame him instead.

...Haha.

What's so funny?!

I almost believed you for a second.

You think this is a joke?!

Of course not. This is more akin to a third-rate melodrama.

Third-rate melodrama...?

Get off your high horse, Hoshimura!

Squad 11 is filled with fearless warriors who admire Captain Zaraki.

We would put our lives on the line for the Captain. The mere notion of defying him is beyond unthinkable!

The very idea of surviving the Protection War alongside the Captain only to betray him now is simply absurd!

So...does that mean he's NOT a traitor?

Precisely. This must be a trick they play on new recruits. Either that, or some attempt to teach upstarts such as myself our "place"...

What, ? Who the hell ARE you?!

Ohoho, am I mistaken?

No... You caught me. I'm not really a traitor. This is just a prank we like to play on newbies who get put on the night patrol!

A...prank?!

Yeah! Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

Oh, come to think of it, I did hear rumors of something to that effect.

Aw man, so you already knew what we were up to...?

Oh no, I was quite unaware this was the prank in question.

Huh? Why?

Well, practical jokes such as those are intended for new members who become overly lax, are they not?

I simply haven't let my guard down for even a moment since joining the squad.

That's...true, yeah.

I can't believe I screwed it up! They'll never let me live this down! That does it, I'm gonna teach you both a real lesson, free of charge!

Music to my ears!

I still have no idea what's going on here...but bring it on!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

Huh?! Are you the one who did this to him?

And what if I did?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy?!

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

Hmmmm... Something's not adding up here.

What's not adding up to you?

If we hadn't come along, we'd have been none the wiser, right? Why bother having us do the night patrol?

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

You still have time to turn yourself in!

Betraying Captain Kurotsuchi is the one thing I cannot overlook. I will see to it that you face punishment, understand?

Hah. Don't get ahead of yourself, newbie.

I'll show you just how powerless you are before me.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

Then let's go!

Are you alright?!

Ugh... Stay away...he's dangerous...

?

So you two finally decided to show up...

What is this...?

That guy's a spy. He infiltrated our squad...

A spy...?

Indeed. I got caught carrying classified information.

So, I figured I'd frame this guy before shutting him up for good.

Strange...

Oh? What's strange to you?

You knew we'd be here... If you did this somewhere else, we'd have no idea...

If you guys noticed he was up to no good, chased him down, and ended up killing each other, then there'd be no suspicion on me at all, get it?

You're framing us...?

Exactly.

...You monster...

Tch... Bold words for someone who's about to die.

Don't worry. I promise I'll make it quick.

[<gender I refuse to die here!/I refuse to die here!>]

Me too...

Ngh!

It's over. Don't move, or you'll regret it.

W-Wait a second!

Still trying to weasel your way out of this?

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Huh?, What?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome...

...Night Patrol Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

...Surely you don't expect us to believe that?

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you two.

They did the exact same thing to us when we were rookies. Lieutenant Ise is in on it, too.

...Now that you mention it, she DID approve the shift change rather quickly.

Did you really think just anyone would be able to waltz in and steal Squad 1's classified intel from right under Head Captain Kyoraku's nose?

...That does sound pretty unbelievable.

Well, I think we can call this a successful prank. Come on, put your swords down.

Wait, is that really it? What about him?

, Huh?, Who?

...

Ughh!

Urgh!

No!

...

Damn it!

Hya!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

...

Sir? Explain yourself!

...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Gocho, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought back in the Valley of Screams!

.........

Here it comes!

Ngh!

Do stay still now. If you resist, I'll cut you down without a second thought.

W-Wait a second!

Begging for your life now, are you?

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Huh?, Eh?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome...

...Night Patrol Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

...You're not just working together to get us to drop our guards before cutting us down, are you?

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you two.

We've all been through the same thing. Captain Soi Fon also knows about our little initiation tonight.

So, this is what the Captain meant when she said "it's about that time"...

Did you really think anyone would be able to just waltz in and steal classified intel from right under the Captain's nose?

...That's true.

Well, I think we can call this a successful prank. Come on, put your swords down.

Huh? But what about the guy behind you?

Huh?

...

Ughh!

Urgh!

No!

...

Damn it!

Hya!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

...

No, something isn't right about him...

[<gender ...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Rohbe, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!/...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Hachirota, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!>]

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought back in the Valley of Screams!

...

Here it comes!

Ngh!

I told you, didn't I? I never let cheating scum like you run free...

W-Wait a second!

Don't resist, or I'll have to cut you down.

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Huh?, Hm?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome...

...Night Patrol Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

...Are you in on it too? Keep trying to trick us and you'll have to face divine punishment.

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you two.

We've all been through the same thing. Captain Ohtoribashi also knows about our little initiation tonight.

So when the Captain told you to "go easy" on us, he was talking about this prank?

That's right. Besides, the Captain doesn't miss a thing. He'd never let squad secrets be stolen like this.

...That's true.

Well, I think we can call this a successful prank. Come on, put your swords down.

...But the prank isn't over, right...? That guy behind you...

Hm?

...

Ughh!

Urgh!

No!

...

Damn it!

Hya!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

...

Something's not right...

[<gender ...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Sukenaga, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!/...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Soyogi, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!>]

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought back in the Valley of Screams!

...

Here it comes!

Ngh!

What did I say? There's no way I'd lose to a jerk like you.

W-Wait a second!

Keep struggling like that and I might just cut you up some more.

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Huh?, Hm?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome...

...Night Patrol Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

...I'm not falling for it. You're actually working with him, aren't you?!

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you guys.

We've all been through the same thing. Captain Kotetsu also knows about our little initiation tonight.

...Is that why she agreed to put us on the night patrol? For this prank?

That's right. Besides, Captain Kotetsu is ridiculously powerful. If I did something stupid she'd turn me to dust for sure.

...I totally knew she was strong...

Well, I think we can call this a successful prank. Come on, put your swords down.

...Is he part of the prank, too? Look, behind you...

, Huh?, Who?

......

Ughh!

Urgh!

Look out!

......

Damn it!

Hyah!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

.........

Don't you feel like there's something off about him?

[<gender ...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Jurinna, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!/...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Naru, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!>]

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought in the Valley of Screams!

Wait, really?!

.........

Here it comes!

Ngh!

Give it up already! Now ya gotta hear us out! Ah gotta,

W-Wait a second!

Don't move!

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Ah..., Huuuh?!

Relax and lower your swords already!

Whoa now, don't push yerself! You'll only go making those injuries of yours worse!

I'm not injured. Wait, are you still acting?

"Acting"? Whaddaya mean? That guy's a traitor to the squad!

[<gender Seriously? This is the prank./Seriously? This is the prank.>]

Hear that? I was just pretending to be injured.

It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank?

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

[<gender The Captain did let it slip, though. I mean, look at <param=player_family_name>. At least one of you figured it out./The Captain did let it slip, though. I mean, look at <param=player_family_name>. At least one of you figured it out.>]

...Huh? Ya did? Ya knew this whole time?!

Yeah... I told you right from the start.

Well who'da thunk it... Darn, ya really got me good...

Argh, jus' kill me now!

Hahahahaha! Well, I think we can call this a success. Come on, put your swords down.

...But is he part of the prank too? Look, behind you...

, Huh?, Who?

...

Ughh!

Urgh!

I-Is this part o' the prank?!

...

I don't think so!

Hya!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

......

What's the matter? Cat got yer tongue? ...Wait, somethin's not right, here...

[<gender ...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Kajimaru, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!/...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Ibuki, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!>]

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought in the Valley of Screams!

That's a fake?!

......

Here it comes!

Ngh!

This ends here, traitor!

W-Wait a second!

Don't know when to give up, do you? Resist at your own peril!

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

Huh?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

Spending time in a squad naturally causes you to relax and lose your edge. We hold events like this to keep us alert and focused.

Don't let him fool you, <param=player_family_name>! They could both be in on it!

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you two.

They did the exact same thing to us when we were rookies. Lieutenant Abarai is in on it, too.

Well, I think we can call this a successful prank. Come on, put your swords down.

Don't let him trick you, <param=player_family_name>!

Whoa! Take it easy, Gandera... This really is a prank. Honest.

Still acting innocent, are you?!

<param=player_family_name>... Could you please talk some sense into her?

[<gender Let's calm down for a sec, Gandera./Let's calm down for a sec, Mizuki.>]

I AM calm! If this really is a prank, then prove it!

...Okay. Here, see?

What are you doing? Don't throw your sword down, they could,

I'll do the same.

I'm putting mine down too.

Wha...? But...

It's okay. No one's attacking anybody.

Aaargh! I actually fell for it!

I'm so sorry, everyone!

Hahaha!

How could I be so foolish...

Don't worry about it. I know you tend to take things way too seriously.

Thank you for being so understanding, sir!

But...I was acting so stubborn that I ruined the last part of the prank! I truly am sorry...

The last part?

Yeah. Behind you...

, Huh?, Hm?

...

Ughh!

Urgh!

Oh no!

...

Damn it!

Hya!

Fifth Seat Ayasegawa?! What are you doing?!

......

Something's not right about this...

[<gender ...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Gandera, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!/...I know this Spiritual Pressure! Mizuki, that's not the real Fifth Seat Ayasegawa!>]

This abrasive feeling is just like the fake Lieutenant Matsumoto we fought in the Valley of Screams!

It's a...fake?

......

Here it comes!

Ngh!

This ends here, ya traitor!

W-Wait a second!

You don't know when to quit, do ya?

Alright, alright, calm down, you two!

, Huh?, Whuh?

Relax and lower your swords already!

Weren't you injured a second ago...?

I was just pretending! It's all a part of our annual "Newbie Welcome Night Patrol Prank".

Newbie Welcome...

...Night Patrol Prank?

...That's right. A prank.

...This ain't some trick to make us lower our guards so you can stab us in the back...is it?

You don't trust people much, do you? Believe me, I would never hurt you guys.

Don't worry, we've all been through this as well. After you settle into a squad, you inevitably start to relax and lose your edge.

Just like Hando over here.

M-Me?!