Arknights story · Invitation to Wine

IW-ST-2 All Things Have a Soul

A mysterious bounty hunter seizes Liang Xun's hidden goblet, leaving Lee no option but to partner with Miss Du and head out. The spirits attached to household wares gradually begin to proliferate, becoming a bona-fide nuisance.

1 scenes, 275 lines

1. Interlude

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It's nearly dawn.

I suddenly realize, ever since I came to Shangshu, I haven't had a proper sleep.

There's a great commotion outside. It seems two people are fighting.

But I know their fight isn't because of each other. They're fighting over me, and that cup.

I've always considered myself fine at reading people. I've guessed, too, that this can't all be that simple.

My premonitions have never been far off the mark either. So I've prepared two letters, sat on the table.

Lee

Let's not trouble our Mr. Liang for now.

But I am curious. Are you just allowed in or out of the Liang estate whenever? Liang Xun might not put on government airs, but this has to be a little too careless.

*Sigh*...

Miss Du

Stop there!

Travel-Weary Woman

(Rim Billitonian) Crikey, my list didn't have nothin' about this sheila!

Miss Du

Hmph. Nowhere to run.

Who sent you?!

Travel-Weary Woman

......

Miss Du

Wait, you're not even Yanese! Where did you come from?

Lee

What's going on?

Miss Du

Here I was thinking you kicked the bucket in your sleep.

Lee

You're...

(Are these beasts long-snouted slumberfoots?)

Travel-Weary Woman

......

Miss Du

She was clearly scheming something outside your room. You think do-gooders do that?

Travel-Weary Woman

(Rim Billitonian) I'm not secret here anymore, so it's in for a penny, in for a pound...

Lee

Er, okay, Rim Billitonian woman, hold your beasts...

This is the Shangshu magistrate's land. I don't mind either way, but getting on the court man's bad side won't do you any favors.

Travel-Weary Woman

(Rim Billitonian) You're able to rabbit on in the ol' Rim Bil?

Lee

Roughly.

May I have your name, young woman? And what are you paying your very bold visit here for?

Travel-Weary Woman

......

Blacknight

Ye Ban. Blacknight.

Miss Du

Why were you ignoring me if you could speak Yanese?!

Lee

You're a Rim Billitonian, but you have a Yanese name?

Blacknight

That's not the point. I really don't end up in these situations, but I'm not looking for too much trouble in this city anyway.

A hunt with no traps and no plan is a hunt just waiting to fail.

Miss Du

Give it up. You're not pulling any schemes here with me on the scene.

Lee

Miss Du's a temperamental sort.

Blacknight

So you two are working together.

This works out just fine, actually. While you've been focusing on me...

Light, Drill!

Nearby Howl

Wrroooaw—!

Lee

(There's more slumberfoots!)

Miss Du

Gah! It's got the goblet in its mouth!

Blacknight

See you never!

Miss Du

Hold it right there!!

Hey! What dimension are you living in? After her!

Lee

Long-snouted slumberfoots don't live in Yan, let alone keeping a cadre of tame ones as your partners in crime. This woman's probably come chasing us from somewhere else entirely.

Hmm...

Miss Du

What are you still thinking about? If I didn't help you, she would've trapped you to death right there!

Lee

No, I wouldn't say she was after my life.

Miss Du

Cool, you lost the goblet, and you don't even act like you care. Aren't you scared Mr. Liang's gonna chew you out?

Lee

Now I've lost the cup, and your hopes have come true. Isn't that just dandy?

Miss Du

Tch... Fine, I said that, but if this spirals out of our control, what do we do then?

I just wanted my dad to suck it for once. I didn't think the whole Association would be done for.

Lee

Where's Liang Xun?

Mr. Nothing

Benefactor, this... matter you raise... it's far beyond the pale. You'll have to let me absorb this slowly.

Kroos

Don't blame you. I've known Nian forever, but I still need some time to take this in.

Mr. Nothing

And you told me without the slightest reservation.

Kroos

You're a Rhodes Island operator too.

Mr. Nothing

Right you are, benefactor.

Kroos

But... whether or not we agree with it, having a nation's top organizations watching Rhodes Island so closely... doesn't make for easy sleeping at night.

Mr. Nothing

The Sui Regulator, the Ministry of Rites. Just their names alone are intimidating.

Yet I didn't quite pick up on any malice when they spoke to us, you know?

Kroos

Perhaps we've taken 'Nian's household affairs' too simply.

Eugh. Should at least have Amiya and the Doctor know about this before we make any calls...

But it's not like Closure and Amiya'd have no idea about this, right...? But they agreed to Nian's requests too, back then...

And who knows if Lava's given the branch office a shout yet.

Mr. Nothing

Benefactor, given things are currently brewing up a storm, perhaps we should put our own safeties first, don't you think, or...?

Kroos

We'll discuss this with Mr. Lee first. Nian be damned, but Dusk's not somebody who makes things mysterious on purpose.

If what she said was true, then it looks like this whole thing has a lot more moving parts than we thought...

Mr. Nothing

A safe proposition. That's my benefactor.

Kroos

You say that when Yan's Sui Regulator's already come knocking. Don't think safe's the day of the word here—

—

Strange Object

......

Mr. Nothing

Benefactor...? What has you furrowing your brow?

Kroos

This thing's—

Strange Object

Ao!

Kroos

—! Nothing, move it!

Mr. Nothing

...Oho!

Wh—What in the world...?!

Strange Object

Fphhh...

Kroos

What? Is this some... metal animal?

W—Wait, that's a teapot, that's a painting frame... Are these things alive—?!

Mr. Nothing

Where did these things crawl out from—h-hold on, has that teapot grown legs?

Strange Object

Wrroooaw—!

Kroos

Wargh!

Mr. Nothing

Watch out, benefactor!

A fair, square hit!

Strange Object

(Wails)—!

Kroos

Looks like that works—!

Mr. Nothing

—Slow down, this—thing's turned back into a common paperweight...?

Kroos

(Damn—they're all over the place here—!)

Strange Object

Aaaaow!

Kroos

Urgh!

Mr. Nothing

—Benefactor!

Curious Passerby

What's happening? You're making lots of noise here... um, uh, why's that flowerpot moving...?

Panicked Passerby

Waaaagh—what's going on?! What are these things?!

Mr. Nothing

Where did this miscellany all come from...?!

(Oh! What did I just step on?)

Did this—fall out of my benefactor's bag?

—!

Strange Object

Pfhh?

Kroos

Nothing!

Strange Object

Ao—!!

Mr. Nothing

Geh!

What are you all charging at me for?!

Kroos

There's one more!

Mr. Nothing

!

That one was narrow! Much thanks, benefactor!

Kroos

Ow—ow, ow...

Mr. Nothing

But what could possibly be happening? Could there possibly even be more scoundrels working against us?

Kroos

I've got this feeling I've seen these things somewhere before...

Mr. Nothing

Erk, you're right! They practically seem an homage to Miss Dusk's Ink Spirits!

Strange Object

Fphhh...

Mr. Nothing

Wargh! Were there still leftovers?

Kroos

They're all coming at the charm Nian gave to Lava. That settles it—

—They have to be pretty much like Ink Spirits!

Liang Xun

......

Lee

Liang Xun...!

Liang Xun

Lee.

Lee

The cup got stolen?

Liang Xun

I was careless. It seemed to be a beastmaster's tame beast that did it...

Lee

Wasteland long-snouted slumberfoots have a special organ in them. There's some kind of hypnotic substance they can secrete.

But none of the sort live in Shangshu. Someone skilled, strong, and in command of beasts that put people to sleep? A fine accomplice if you're out to steal a cup.

Liang Xun

......

Lee

And the thief's not even with the inn people.

Liang Xun

You ascertain that much?

Lee

You're not surprised at all. You figured it out long before I could, I'm guessing?

Liang Xun

...Hm.

Lee

The look on your face tells me this one was definitely unexpected.

Any immediate suspicions?

Liang Xun

I didn't tell anyone at all where the cup was hidden.

Lee

I think you told someone else I had it on me.

Liang Xun

I did indeed say that.

Lee

That's good, then.

But look at this study. Completely neat and tidy, just missing that case you hid the cup in.

So who can get into your study, and who could send someone to sticky-finger the cup on such short notice?

Liang Xun

......

Lee

—Don't—Don't tell me too much. I'm scared I'll get my feet caught in your bureaucratic vines.

Do you need my help to bring the one behind that thief to light?

Liang Xun

Reclaiming the goblet should come first.

Moreover, hunting that one down... would be too hasty.

Lee

Hey, little girl.

Miss Du

I have a name!

You're so slow about everything... What did Mr. Liang say to you?

Lee

Some quite perplexing things, but absolutely not to do with your old dad this time.

Miss Du

Tch...

Lee

Seems our Miss Du Yaoye does like her father after all.

You said how you were all for young against old, and how you didn't even want to take this job, but you've got other ideas too, don't you?

Miss Du

N-No talking about me for now! You know what's happening, so think how we can haul her back in, quick!

Lee

Easy enough.

Miss Du

That Blacknight had real freak skills. You think it's so simple to get her?

Lee

We're just in luck. The better the skills, the easier they take the bait.

But what's important is, as a Rim Billitonian, how she chased her way into Shangshu. And who it is controlling her behind the scenes.

Miss Du

She's not from Lungmen?

Lee

I didn't hurry too fast from Lungmen to Shangshu. If she really was out tracking me down, she could've pulled things off at any Messenger station. Why wait to move until I'm on the Liang estate?

Not to mention, a Rim Billitonian wantonly raiding a Yan magistrate? Either she's an idiot, or someone's using her.

Miss Du

Hah. Doesn't that make her an idiot either way?

Lee

Not necessarily. People do act naive at times.

Miss Du

When?

Lee

When they want something from someone very badly.

Miss Du

Are you trying to tell me something?

Lee

You're imagining things.

Miss Du

Will Rhodes Island really do something just because you left that letter in your room?

Lee

We have a level of trust.

Miss Du

Do you know them that well?

Lee

Good people always know each other well.

Kroos

His door's open... but where's Mr. Lee?

Mr. Nothing

Benefactor, there's two letters here. It seems one's meant for us.

Kroos

Let's see...

Mr. Nothing

Benefactor, I admit I've been holding in my curiosity. Just what kind of person is this Brother Lee?

Kroos

...Err.

He's a detective. Had dealings with Rhodes Island since a while ago now... well, mainly the kids from his agency have.

But little by little, him and us have gotten familiar.

Mr. Nothing

I see, a detective... no wonder he's so meticulously minded. By his wardrobe, I would've guessed him to be some manner of tianshi with a mild hand for Originium Arts.

What did Brother Lee write, then?

Kroos

Says...

Read it for yourself.

Mr. Nothing

'Cup was taken. Find Master Shen at ferry crossing,' and...

W... Well, he really hasn't taken us for outsiders. Master Shen would be that boatman of some admittedly suspicious intrigue, no?

Kroos

If we don't get this sorted properly, Rhodes Island can kiss goodbye to not getting involved. Better we listen to Mr. Lee for now.

He predicted this situation'd get more complex, so that's why he didn't want us involved at the beginning... Does this really mean he saw all this coming?

Lee

......

Miss Du

How come you're out of things to say now? Really? We haven't run that far yet.

And can you tell me how you know they're gonna listen to your letter at all?

Lee

If I start telling a youngster like you, Miss Du, it'll be your fault when you get bored.

Miss Du

You love pretending you're so mature... That's why I hate all you kung fu nutjobs.

Lee

You've got the wrong idea there. I run a licensed detective agency.

Miss Du

Does being the boss of one guarantee you're a detective?

Lee

Er...

Miss Du

What, you're wasting all this effort just to find this goblet's owner and nothing else? You swear?

Lee

Of course there's more. I want my own answers, too.

Miss Du

Y-You know, if what you say is true, couldn't that Blacknight bandit seriously just leave Shangshu?

Lee

A thief with knowledge of how Magistrate Liang's study is laid out? She must be somewhere nearby, off to meet her puppet master.

Miss Du

And on the off chance she scrams?

Lee

If a Rim Billitonian can get out safely after stealing the magistrate's property, then someone wants her leaving—or to put it the other way around, she's going absolutely nowhere.

Miss Du

Guaranteed?

Lee

Not that guaranteed, actually. It'll just be a gamble.

Miss Du

Then we're too late then, aren't we?!

Lee

If worst comes to worst and she did scarper on us, then with your help, we'll just get her back.

Miss Du

Easy for you to say! How am I meant to know which way she went?

Lee

Well, if they've come prepared, then how do you find a single person in a Shangshu-sized haystack? Is one pair of eyes and one pair of legs going to do the trick for you, Miss Du?

Miss Du

Then what can... wait...

Lee

It's not me who wants that lousy goblet, either.

Someone's stolen it? Brilliant. We'll go see just what fins those anglers are trying to fish up with it.

Miss Du

Do you already have guesses for who they are...?

Lee

All I'll do is ask is that you all take your seats.

Miss Ning

Very rare you should call for me so early in the morning, my Lord.

Liang Xun

Miss Ning...

Miss Ning

The camellias in the roadside garden have bloomed. Have you seen them?

Liang Xun

You were the one who planted them.

Miss Ning

Yes, much thanks to your tender care for them.

You truly let your own garden run wild. 'Tis become a means for me to kill my time.

I will sprinkle a few red plums next time, then.

Liang Xun

As you wish.

Miss Ning

Why such agitation, my Lord?

Liang Xun

There's something I wish to consult you on, Miss Ning.

Miss Ning

......

Liang Xun

......

Miss Ning

Well, will you say it? Since when could you no longer say things straight, Liang Xun?

Liang Xun

It's to do with that friend of mine.

Miss Ning

Do you not trust me?

Liang Xun

I have always trusted you, Miss Ning.

Miss Ning

Really? If so, why do you ask to confirm before you speak?

Liang Xun

Er. You are completely right...

Miss Ning

Though I do not mind the walk to see you, 'twould not be just to ask me some questions that you called for me, so rare that is?

Liang Xun

If I have displeased you, I humbly apologize.

Miss Ning

Haha. Why the nervousness? Am I so frightening?

Liang Xun

......

Miss Ning

Yesterday morning, I went to old Zhao's jewelers', and had repairs on the bracelet you gave me. At noon, I went to Miss Wen's shop to pick furniture; I have long wanted a larger dining table...

After, I went with Miss Wen to meet her husband at the dock.

In the afternoon, we ate our meal at Chef Hu's, talked of everyday domestics...

Liang Xun

......

Miss Ning

Finally, I went to Uncle Bai's, watched him teach his potter apprentices, and went on a stroll with him.

Is there anything you still wanted to ask, my Lord?

Liang Xun

The bracelet I gave you was just an ordinary silver one. It's not of great worth.

Miss Ning

Really, may I not like it if it is not of great worth?

Liang Xun

I hear Uncle Bai has had a cold the last few days. He's admittedly getting on in years; he's at the point he should be minding his health.

Miss Ning

He will.

But Uncle Bai has been pottering in Shangshu for ten years now, every afternoon and for six hours. Thunder could not move him.

Habits become nature; there will be no exhorting him now.

Liang Xun

You met all five of them, throughout all of yesterday?

Miss Ning

'Tis routine matters.

Liang Xun

I understand now.

Miss Ning

So, now you have finished questioning me, you shall next be heading out, my Lord, shall you not?

Liang Xun

It's almost daybreak.

Miss Ning

'Tis early to be visiting the theater, no?

Liang Xun

Not a suitable time, indeed.

Miss Ning

And you know my body is frail...

Liang Xun

I will go and brew some tea, then. You wait.

Miss Ning

Mm.

Liang Xun

Oh, yes. Miss Ning, the book you borrowed yesterday from my study... have you finished reading it?

Miss Du

It's day now.

Lee

But the snow still hasn't melted.

I have something I need to ask you too.

Miss Du

What?

Lee

Do you see these... little whatsits multiplying?

Strange Object

Phhh... ao!

Miss Du

What is this?

Strange Object

Fphhh...

Lee

......

If these things appear because of that goblet...

Then that means we bet on the right street.

Blacknight

(...They haven't followed me? I'm finding this too easy.)

(Let's see this letter... that storyteller has seemingly changed profession? Pottery? Pottery what...)

???

Where are you going?

Blacknight

—Who is that?!

Innkeeper Zheng

Why is that 'unaccounted-for' goblet in your grasp?

Ink Spirit

Gkh...

Strange Object

Ao?

Ink Spirit

Gkh...?!

Strange Object

Wrrao!

Ink Spirit

Gkh... gkh...?

Gkh...

Strange Object

Ao...

Dusk

......

So you *are* here.