Arknights story · Pinus Sylvestris

Somebody

A sudden change in social status after an overnight phone call has left Malkiewicz terrified. In the end, he realizes there is no way out of his newfound responsibilities.

1 scenes, 220 lines

1. Interlude

220 lines
Staff Worker

Mr. Malkiewicz!

Over here. Please, this way, Mr. Malkiewicz!

Malkiewicz

Oh, so this is the right place.

Sorry. I'm not too familiar with the roads here, so it took me a while. Sorry to keep you waiting.

And thank you for agreeing to come pick me up.

Staff Worker

No need to thank me. It's the least I could do.

Please, this way. The venue is in the district across the way.

Malkiewicz

R-Right.

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Excuse me, but...

Staff Worker

Yes?

Malkiewicz

No, never mind. It's nothing.

Today's forum takes place right before the Major's main events... doesn't it?

Staff Worker

Yes, that's right. The General Chamber of Commerce organized this meeting, and while it is a forum, the format is somewhat relaxed. All spokespersons and corporate representatives will be in attendance.

Malkiewicz

Hm...

Staff Worker

Just show the invitation letter and you'll be let in.

Malkiewicz

Of course. Of course... I have it right here...

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Staff Worker

Um, excuse me...

Malkiewicz

Y-Yes... I'm here. Yes, please, go ahead!

Staff Worker

Pardon me for asking, but do you need any assistance?

Malkiewicz

Uhh... Excuse me?

Staff Worker

Frightfully sorry. I noticed you've been adjusting your coat...

If you've run into any trouble, if there is anything I can assist you with at all, please don't hesitate to tell me.

Malkiewicz

Oh, no... My coat is fine. I mean, no, it's not a huge deal. It's just...

It's just... I'm not used to it yet... Sorry, this is a personal problem. Please don't worry about it.

Staff Worker

Is that so...

You seem a little nervous?

Malkiewicz

Yes, just a little. Sorry.

It's my first time at one of these forums. I'm afraid I'm... still not quite used to this.

Staff Worker

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You needn't be so nervous, Spokesman Malkiewicz.

This forum is a meeting organized by the General Chamber of Commerce. The spokespersons who represent the Chamber are the most esteemed attendees...

Please, try to calm down.

Malkiewicz

But... I'm no big shot... certainly not esteemed. I... It was just a coincidence...

Something's gone wrong somewhere. I shouldn't be here...

Staff Worker

You are too humble, sir...

Malkiewicz

I—

Sorry, I have a phone call.

Staff Worker

Please, go ahead.

Malkiewicz

Hello? This is Malkiewicz... Please go ahead.

Y-Yes, not a problem...

It fits very well. I don't need anything more. Thank you very much.

Oh, no, I should be thanking you. For sending someone.

N-No, not at all! He's very kind, and he didn't offend me in any way whatsoever. It only took us so long because I was slow to get ready. Please, don't make things hard for him...

It's a joke...? Y-Yes... Of course...

Yes, I will be there shortly.

Okay, see you later...

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Staff Worker

Not at all, sir.

Malkiewicz

About what we just discussed—

—Agghh!

Staff Worker

Please watch your step, Mr. Malkiewicz!

We'll head upstairs via Corridor 4. Please follow me.

Malkiewicz

Uh, y-yes. Sorry.

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Staff Worker

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The venue is right ahead. Please make your way there and show the attendant at the door your invitation.

Malkiewicz

Yes, yes... thanks.

Staff Worker

In that case, please excuse—

Malkiewicz

W-Wait!

Staff Worker

Go ahead, Mr. Malkiewicz.

Malkiewicz

Actually... I was going to say... I'm not one of those people you'd call esteemed...

So you really needn't talk to me like this. What I'm trying to say is... just call me Malkiewicz.

Staff Worker

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I'm afraid that... wouldn't be appropriate.

You are the spokesman for the General Chamber of Commerce. As a staff member of the Chamber, I admire your work, and you have my utmost respect...

Malkiewicz

If that's it, I really don't deserve your admiration.

I haven't done anything of importance. Perhaps everyone will realize I'm not cut out for this job after this meeting today.

And if I got a phone call right now, telling me I'm fired right this minute, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Staff Worker

You're overthinking it.

The General Chamber of Commerce must have appointed you spokesman after due consideration... Your abilities were recognized.

Malkiewicz

My... what?

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Deep Male Voice

I dialed the spokesman's number, and you answered.

Therefore, you are the spokesman.

Malkiewicz

I... I don't quite think so.

If I have to give a reason, all I can say is... perhaps it's just something Mr. Czarny came up with on a whim...

And I was only picked because I happened to be there...

Staff Worker

I am sorry, but I beg your pardon?

Malkiewicz

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No, it's nothing... Don't worry about it...

Staff Worker

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Actually...

Malkiewicz

Yes?

Staff Worker

I... I've met you before, Mr. Malkiewicz. I was fortunate enough to work on a project with you.

Malkiewicz

Oh...

Staff Worker

It's only natural that you don't remember. It happened a long time ago, after all, and it was only a brief collaboration.

Malkiewicz

Gerald, the team leader...?

Staff Worker

You remember my name? I'm honored.

Malkiewicz

I knew you right away, actually... but, like you said, it was a long time ago. I wasn't sure if it was something I should bring up.

If I remember correctly, we were reaching out to newcomers for the knightclubs... and we were assigned to the same list of names.

Staff Worker

Yes, that's correct.

Malkiewicz

Do you remember the knights we were assigned to contact?

Staff Worker

I... I'm sorry, but I don't remember.

Malkiewicz

It was a few infected knights...

Staff Worker

Right, right. Yes, the Infected.

Malkiewicz

Please... don't call them that...

They were just knights, unfortunate enough to get infected.

Staff Worker

Yes... Truly unfortunate...

However, they were fortunate enough to have met you. Thanks to you, they were able to join a proper knightclub. I am sure that was more than those Infected... I mean, the knights could ask for.

Malkiewicz

About that...

I think you might be mistaken. We didn't actually finish that job.

Staff Worker

What...? Hold on, if I recall correctly...

Was it... the time we tried to recruit the Flametail Knight, the Fartooth Knight, those ones?

Malkiewicz

Do you remember now? That's right. They had just won a few matches... You reminded them to review the contract the knightclub provided them.

The knights were still young. We couldn't bring ourselves to lie to them.

Staff Worker

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It's true that the knightclub's terms for the infected knights weren't very reasonable. I mean, they may seem fair at first glance.

However, we normally wouldn't go into the fine print for the infected knights.

Malkiewicz

Right... normally, we wouldn't have done that.

Though this did have to do with the knights' future...

Staff Worker

No one can predict the future.

Just like... Just like you.

If I hadn't taken a look at your file beforehand, I wouldn't have recognized you.

Malkiewicz

I looked in the mirror before I left home this morning. If the person in the mirror hadn't waved with me, I would not have recognized myself.

...In any case. Thank you for remembering who I am.

Staff Worker

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Malkiewicz

This is embarrassing to say, but I'm actually still wondering if this is all a dream.

It's just too surreal...

Staff Worker

If this were a dream, I imagine it must be a pleasant dream.

Malkiewicz

Y-You think so?

Staff Worker

Is it not?

Malkiewicz

Well... I don't think it's necessarily one...

To tell the truth, I think I might feel more terrified than anything else.

Staff Worker

Terrified?

What are you terrified of?

Malkiewicz

Many, many things. I hardly get any sleep, and regardless of whether all this is real or fake, nothing good will come of it... The only difference it makes is that things are bad in entirely different ways.

Staff Worker

The way you think is... peculiar.

Malkiewicz

R-Really...?

Staff Worker

Yes. After all, you are experiencing quite the rags to riches story.

From a lowly office worker, you rose to the top and joined the big leagues... I think most of us have dreamt of something similar.

Malkiewicz

It's something that everyone has fantasized... Indeed...

Staff Worker

What's so bad about it? It's not often that dreams actually come true.

Luck was on your side, Mr. Malkiewicz.

Malkiewicz

But I didn't really... I...

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I understand.

Staff Worker

Do you really understand? There are many who envy you for what you have gone through.

To tell the truth—At the very least, I envy you very much.

Malkiewicz

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Maybe... this is why...

Staff Worker

I beg your pardon?

Malkiewicz

Uhh, I mean, perhaps this is what's most terrifying.

It's all going too well, too natural, and it's all too structured... It all happened way too quickly.

Staff Worker

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Malkiewicz

Just two days ago, I was worried I couldn't pay rent for the month. I wasn't able to convince Maria Nearl to join our knightclub, and I was most likely going to get a pay cut.

That was when I ran into Mr. Czarny... He was very busy during the Major's preliminaries, and I helped run some errands.

Staff Worker

And then...?

Malkiewicz

And then I took a phone call.

Staff Worker

A phone call?

Malkiewicz

A phone call.

Bold Female Voice

From now on, you no longer belong to the Słoma Food Company, nor the Mieszko Group——Please keep in mind at all times that you are representing the General Chamber of Commerce.

Corporate Employee

Wait...! I don't want to be...!

Bold Female Voice

You have no right to ask questions.

Corporate Employee

I-I don't think...

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No, I... I understand...

Bold Female Voice

Very good. I wish you the best of luck.

Malkiewicz

There was no way I could possibly understand...

Even though, from head to heels, this getup is specially tailored to make me a big deal, that doesn't mean I've really become one...

Actually, I don't think this outfit suits me at all.

Staff Worker

Nonsense... It looks great on you.

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This may come off as rude... but I ask you to forgive me in light of us having worked together in the past.

Malkiewicz

What is it? Please...

Staff Worker

A bit of advice, Mr. Malkiewicz.

As someone whom fortune has smiled upon, you should try to refrain from sharing your feelings to those who, like me, are less fortunate.

Malkiewicz

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Staff Worker

I really wish to empathize with the way you feel, but alas...

I can't.

There are many who wish to be in your position, myself included, but we aren't so fortunate.

Do you understand?

Malkiewicz

I...

I do... but still...

Staff Worker

Perhaps you do have your worries. You feel fear, anxiety, and hesitation... but no matter what you are feeling...

You are well groomed and dressed to kill, you have the invitation in your hand, and you are walking inside this building as the spokesman for the General Chamber of Commerce.

Regardless of what you think yourself, in the eyes of everyone else, you are very much a big deal.

The venue is straight ahead, Mr. Malkiewicz. Please excuse me.

Malkiewicz

Wait...!

Staff Worker

I wish you a pleasant day.

Corporate Employee

I heard you were once an entrepreneur, Mr. Malkiewicz?

Malkiewicz

Y-Yes... I founded a company with a friend before. A very small one...

Corporate Employee

It must have been a success?

Malkiewicz

No, not at all. You flatter me.

Corporate Employee

You're too humble! If we ever get the chance, please do share with us your stories of entrepreneurship.

Your thoughts on the treatment of the independent knights was thought-provoking too...

Malkiewicz

Thank you.

Corporate Employee

Right, would you like a drink? Let me get you—

Malkiewicz

W-Watch out!

Corporate Employee

M-My apologies... I am deeply sorry, Mr. Malkiewicz!

Malkiewicz

No, it's okay. No big deal. Please don't mind it at all...

Corporate Employee

My god, your clothes—

Malkiewicz

Clothes...? Uhh...

Oh, the wine...

Corporate Employee

I-I'm terribly sorry!

I-I'll fetch you some towels right away!

Malkiewicz

No, no. It's okay. I'm fine.

Uh, thanks...

Corporate Employee

Please wait a moment. Don't move. I'll wipe it clean—

Malkiewicz

Please, you don't have to...! I-I can do it myself!

Corporate Employee

Please take your coat off. I'm afraid it will be difficult to get the stain out. I will arrange for someone to get it dry cleaned.

Malkiewicz

Take my coat off...?

Corporate Employee

Oh... and if you are not satisfied with that, I can pay you for the coat...

Malkiewicz

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Corporate Employee

Mr. Malkiewicz? Are you alright, Mr. Malkiewicz?

Malkiewicz

N-No, thank you... It's okay. This is good enough. Please don't pay me anything!

Corporate Employee

Huh? But...

Malkiewicz

It's no problem. I mean it... Thank you.

This will do... I'm sorry, I was in a bit of a daze...

Corporate Employee

It happens. I understand. You don't seem very well, though. Perhaps you are a little exhausted?

Were you thinking about work just now?

Malkiewicz

Uh... I suppose so...

I was just thinking about some advice I got from a friend.

I guess he was right. It turns out my own thoughts don't matter, a lot of the time...

Corporate Employee

Uh, what do you mean...?

Malkiewicz

Don't worry about it, please. I'm talking to myself, that's all.

It's just... even if I don't think I'm a big deal...

It looks like... I'm stuck wearing these suits for a while.