Blue Archive story ยท Act 2: Volume 2, Chapter 1, Episode 1

Act 2 Vol. 2 Ch. 1 Ep. 1: Another Peaceful Day in Gehenna

1 scenes, 86 lines

1. Gehenna Plaza

86 lines
Sensei

"Another peaceful..."

Gehenna Student A

I'm! Telling! You!

Gehenna Student B

Well, I tried! There's only one way to settle this... Gunpowder!

Sensei

"...day in Gehenna."

Iori

Both of you, hold it!

Gehenna Student B

I-It's the Prefect Team!

Gehenna Student A

Wait, chill out. I'm the innocent, reasonable, peaceful one. SHE started it!

Iori

What's the problem here...?

Gehenna Student A

You see that curated pile of drum barrels over there? I put them together...for my art project!

Iori

And?

Gehenna Student A

It doesn't look like much now, but I was going to set them all off at once. It was going to be a towering inferno! Think of the symbolism!

But SHE waltzed in here and started blasting before I even properly set the charges! Yeah, I'm talking about YOU. What's your problem?

Gehenna Student B

I was just supposed to stand here? It was lined up perfectly. I saw a perfect shot, so I took it. Like you wouldn't!

Gehenna Student A

Of course I WOULD. That's why I spent weeks planning it. And then you had to ruin all the fun!

Iori

Listen! No one should stack or blow up drum barrels in the plaza! Where do you think we are, Wildhunt?

Gehenna Student A

Sure feels like it. The Prefect Team is such a drag...

Gehenna Student B

Tell me about it. They're always on our asses. It's like we can't even breathe without getting reprimanded.

Iori

You can breathe just fine without committing vandalism!

Gehenna Student A

I can't live on such petty, stifling wisps of air!

Iori

What are you even talking about...?

Ako

Honestly, what's all this fuss?!

As if we didn't have enough of a headache. Did you see this new order from the Pandemonium Society?

Iori

What is it this time?

Chinatsu

They assert that the Prefect Team needs to be audited. They want us to conduct a full equipment inspection and surrender every round larger than 9mm by tomorrow.

Ako

What gives them the right?! I feel like we're dealing with children...

Iori

Ridiculous...

Gehenna Student A

By the way...

Why do you always let the Pandemonium Society boss you around?

Ako

Boss US around?! You can't be serious!

Gehenna Student A

I mean, doesn't the Head Prefect always get what she wants anyway? Sometimes it feels like she's just humoring all the chairman's demands...

Ako

*sigh* About that...

What if she won?

Gehenna Student A

Huh?

Ako

What if Hina won? What if she overrode the Pandemonium Society? Then what?

Gehenna Student A

What do you mean "then what"...?

Gehenna Student B

Well, I guess if Hina won, then she'd be the boss and could do whatever she liked?

Gehenna Student A

Yeah! That'd be so cool. Who wouldn't want that?

Ako

Let's say WE had all the power and could do whatever we wanted...

If the Prefect Team were running Gehenna, then you'd probably have a problem with us, no matter how we governed.

Gehenna Student A

Huh?

Ako

What if our Head Prefect said that every Gehenna student had to wear the same uniform? Not that she would, of course.

And she forced you to tighten your tie, tuck your shirt, wear a jacket, and keep your hemlines low?

Would you still think that it was so "cool" that she's the boss and could declare whatever she wanted unimpeded?

Gehenna Student A

Well, when you put it that way...

Gehenna Student B

I mean, yeah, it's only fun when I'M free to do whatever I please. Of course I don't want someone else bossing me around.

Chinatsu

"Though I have the power to do so, I don't act arbitrarily..."

"Even if I have the power to push, I know where to draw the line."

"Precisely because I possess power, I know which boundaries must be upheld."

This is the Prefect Team's motto.

???

Well said, Chinatsu.

Iori

H-Head Prefect...!

Chinatsu

Ah, about all this... Please forgive my dramatics.

Hina

Don't apologize. Ako and I frequently recite the motto too.

I'm pleased that you hold it so dearly.

Chinatsu

That's...

Th-Thank you, Head Prefect...

Hina

Furthermore...

I cannot tolerate people acting as they please simply because they have the power.

Nor do I intend to ever exercise excessive control over students.

It's only...

The Prefect Team's role is to keep a watchful eye on a free Gehenna, to keep it free, and to ensure that it does not cross the line.

...That's also my personal vow.

Gehenna Student A

G-Got it...

Gehenna Student B

That sounds pretty cool. Should I sign up for the Prefect Team too?

Gehenna Student A

Please, you? How could a slacker like you survive the Prefect Team?

Gehenna Student B

What? You don't think I could do it?!

Iori

Now, now. The Prefect Team's doors are always open. Just visit and fill out an application. We even have pamphlets.

Gehenna Student B

Ah, you know what? That sounds like a lot of work. Pass.

Iori

Then don't! See if I care!

???

Kihehe, as ludicrous as ever.

Ako

You're...!

Iroha

*sigh* Can't have one quiet day.

Makoto

Kihe, for all your posturing, there are clear limits to your capabilities.

While you can suppress the will of the people through threats and violence, you cannot break their spirits.

In short, you, the Prefect Team, so quick to resort to violence, simply lack the generosity to embrace all, the way I, the Great and Magnanimous Makoto, do.

Ako

And here I was wondering what you were getting at. You're just trying to pick a fight...

You have no right to be lecturing us on generosity, Chairman Makoto!

You just issued this absurd order! You slashed the Prefect Team's quarterly budget, and you constantly delay approving our operational expenses!

Makoto

I have no time for such trivial matters!!

Ako

How is that "trivial"?! If you, the acting student council, don't approve it, then who will?!

Makoto

The Prefect Team's matters take low priority in the mountain of work plaguing the Pandemonium Society! The lowest! Subterranean!

Hina

Makoto... If that statement is actually true, then I don't know if I can let it slide.

Gehenna Student C

Whoa, they're at it again.

Gehenna Student D

Business as usual...

???

Hold on!!

Sensei

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