Blue Archive story ยท Final Volume, Chapter 1, Episode 4

Vol. F Ch. 1 Ep. 4: A Fissure in Everyday Life 2

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1. Somewhere in the Arius District / Trinity Hearing Room / Make-Up Work Club Classroom / Suspicious Shop / Trinity Main Gate 5

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Sisterhood Student A

Over here! I found it here!

Sisterhood Student B

Sakurako, it's here.

Sakurako

What a relief. Just as we had hoped.

The ceremonial dress of the Saint Justina Council left here by the last council president...

The last council president may have been an oppressive leader, but she was vital in organizing their safe exodus to their district and even Arius' eventual revival.

The dress should have been handed down to her successor, but instead she hid it away here, in the Arius district.

Why, of all places, did you abandon it here, Council President?

This district is saturated with the tragedy it has been forced to endure. Was this decision a manifestation of your guilt? Regret?

...Speculation will get me nowhere.

As a representative of the Sisterhood, I will adopt the last will of the Saint Justina Council by the rights of succession.

Yes... I can no longer stand by as the Saint Justina Council's dignity is trod upon.

Sisterhood Student C

S-Sakurako! Could you come look at this please?

Sakurako

Of course. Lead the way.

Sisterhood Student C

O-Over here.

Sakurako

This...

...Please summon the scholars of the Sisterhood immediately.

Sisterhood Student C

Y-Yes, ma'am!

Sakurako

...

If something related to that happened in the Arius district...

The problem could be a lot more serious than we thought...

Chairman of the Hearing

After three hearings, we have come to the following verdicts for Misono Mika of the Tea Party.

Mika

...

Chairman of the Hearing

First, all of Misono Mika's privileges as a Tea Party member are officially revoked.

All the Tea Party benefits, such as private residences, private operating expenses, and independent classes with special teachers, will no longer be provided.

Second, while we have accepted the Pater Faction's resolution, a question has been raised about Misono Mika's representation of said faction.

The Pater Faction shall elect a new representative according to its own bylaws. However, Mika's authority will be maintained until this representative is elected.

Mika

...

Chairman of the Hearing

Lastly, Misono Mika's detention is suspended, and she will be allowed to return to her studies, effective immediately.

That being said, we remind you to remember the gravity of your position and not step out of line.

This verdict has been drawn after hearing the concerns and opinions of the Trinity student body and leaders throughout the hearing.

Do you have any objections, Misono Mika?

Mika

No, I do not, ma'am.

Chairman of the Hearing

Do you have any final words you would like to share?

Mika

...

...Thank you for giving me a second chance. I will abide by your verdict.

Chairman of the Hearing

Good. This hearing is adjourned.

Azusa

I have an important announcement.

Hifumi

Huh? Azusa?

Hanako

An important announcement?

Koharu

Wh-What is it? Why are you being so serious...?

Azusa

Listen closely. I've recently obtained top-secret, classified information through an intelligence dealer. We have never undertook a more important mission.

Hifumi

T-Top secret...?

Hanako

...Intelligence dealer?

Koharu

*gulp* C-Classified...?

Azusa

Yes. This is a legendary item that's only ever existed in records. I have confirmed the existence and location of a Perorodzilla's stuffed toy.

Hanako

Perorod...zilla...?

Azusa

Take heed! Perorodzilla is none other...

Hifumi

PERORODZILLA?!

Azusa, are you sure? You're telling the truth? There is nothing in the history of all merchandise more legendary than that stuffed toy! The cargo ship carrying the flagship stock sank and it never released to the general markets!

To make matters worse, the subcontractor that made the toy went bankrupt from this tragedy and went out of business! They never manufactured more, and so they became legendary artifacts!

Hanako

It's like hearing the details from a Perorodzilla history book.

Azusa

Yes, Hifumi. You understand.

All of the merchandise on that ship was indeed lost, but rumors began to float within the community that a few of the original design prototypes still existed.

They unfortunately fell into the hands of evil: the dark collectors. But, at long last, exactly one Perorodzilla stuffed toy appeared on the market recently.

Hifumi

I-I never thought of that. But that makes total sense.

B-But, that kind of item would be a luxury beyond our wildest dreams... If all four of us pooled all our money... No, we still wouldn't be able to afford it.

Koharu

Why am I being included in this?!

Hifumi

Okay, think, Hifumi... What can... The only solution we have is to... Ugh, we would need an expert for that...

Koharu

What in the world are you thinking? What expert?! ...No! Hifumi, you can't!

Hanako

Hifumi, I must admit, that gleam in your eyes is a bit terrifying right now.

Hifumi

You don't understand... Morals and common sense have no role to play when it comes to procuring legendary merchandise.

Koharu

No morals?! Stop being crazy, Hifumi!

Azusa

I... I just wanted to go look at it.

Hifumi

Wh-Wh-What?! That's, uh, that's what I was saying too! Duh!

Azusa

Is owning the stuffed toy of great importance as well?

...Okay, Hifumi. If that is what you want, that is what we'll do.

Hifumi

What?!

Azusa

I have never received official training, so I will not be as skilled as the experts you wished to contact. But if we plan well and for all possible outcomes, our mission will be successful.

Hifumi

Hold on a second, Azusa! I had a momentary lapse of judgment. It's not worth it!

Azusa

I-I see...

Hifumi

I promise! I'm just happy I have the chance to see the legendary Perorodzilla stuffed toy with my own eyes!

Azusa

Then we won't waste another moment. Let's go.

Hifumi

Yes! Let's do it!

Hanako

Heehee. How nice. We get to skip doing make-up work again!

Koharu

Wh-What...is happening here?

Wait! But don't leave me behind!

Hifumi

This is it.

Hanako

To think there were places like this so close to Trinity...

Koharu

I-I'm not here by choice! You hear?!

Azusa

Hello, Owner. I hear the item is here.

Owner

Heehee. You've come for the legendary item. Like a moth to the flame.

Naturally, we can't show off something like that to just anyone...but for potential buyers anything is possible.

Azusa

*thump thump*

Hifumi

*gulp*

Azusa

...?!

Hifumi

B-But... This is...

Owner

Heehee. Yes, I know! You must be amazed! This is the one, the only, the legendary Perorodzilla stuffed toy, one-thousandth the size of the real thing!

Azusa

This is...not Perorodzilla.

Hifumi

She's right. This is Perorosaurus.

Owner

Wh-What?!

Hanako

Um... Isn't it basically the same thing?

Hifumi

It's different! Completely and utterly different!

Azusa

The words of an amateur.

Hifumi

Perorodzilla is a little chubbier with a long tongue.

Obviously this is Perorosaurus. You can tell by the shape of the face and the costume.

Azusa

It's like comparing apples and oranges! They're completely different!

Owner

Wh-What do you mean?! Do you know how much I paid for this?! It's not the genuine article...?

Azusa

I really thought...we were going to see Perorodzilla...

Hifumi

It's okay, Azusa... Perorodzilla will always be alive in our hearts, at the very least...

Hanako

Hahaha. It'll be okay, you two.

Koharu

Wh-What's happening over there?

Trinity Student A

Rescind the verdict!

Trinity Student B

No mercy for the wicked!

Trinity Student C

Hang the witch!

Ichika

D-Don't fire into the sky... No, shooting the person next to you isn't allowed either...

Hifumi

Isn't that...?

Hanako

A protest against the hearing's verdict...

Azusa

I see. They're dissatisfied with the decision regarding Misono Mika's fate.

Koharu

It's been days! Days! Don't they have better things to do?! Why are they doing this?

Hifumi

Well... They have the right to freedom of assembly...

Hanako

With the Pater Faction essentially leaderless, opposing forces are attempting to take advantage of the political confusion.

On top of that, the Tea Party has lost too much of its authority over the school and greedy politicians are grasping for its power.

And of course some people are just tossing stones, amused to see where they might land...

Hifumi

Hanako...?

Hanako

In conclusion, Trinity is a festering den of snakes. โ™ก

Hifumi

U-Ugh...

Hanako

Misono Mika's life will be no cake walk from here on out.

Koharu

Sh-She looks scary...but she didn't seem like a bad person...

Hanako

How do you feel about it, Azusa?

Azusa

Me? I...

I heard that Mika helped Sensei rescue Atsuko.

Not just Atsuko. Saori, Hiyori, Misaki... She saved everyone.

I don't know who Misono Mika is, but for that alone I could not hate her.

And it is unjust for an entire crowd to be harassing just one person.

Hifumi

P-Please don't attack them, Azusa...

Azusa

If you say so.

Hanako

But your heart is in the right place. If only those people could see things from your perspective.

Can those who refuse to embrace forgiveness or mercy find salvation, Azusa?

Azusa

I don't have an answer to that.

But even if the results aren't guaranteed...

Koharu

"We have to try our best!" Right?!

Hanako

Oh? Koharu, you took the words right out of her mouth.

Koharu

Duh! Azusa's always saying boring stuff like that!

Hanako

Heehee. How sweet of you Koharu. You always pay attention when your friends speak.

Koharu

Wh-What?! That's not what I meant at all!

Azusa

I appreciate it, Koharu. I, too, pay attention when you talk.

To further our bond, we should take a bath together again.

Koharu

What are you saying...?!

Hanako

This is warming my heart. I'd like to join as well!

Koharu

N-No way! You always make things weird! Stay back, you dirty person!

Hifumi

O-Oh my...

Trinity Student A

Say no to the hearing!

Trinity Student B

Punish the traitor!

Natsu

What's going on over here?

Yoshimi

What is this?! Airi, did you get the place right?

Airi

Th-This should be right! Three o' clock at Trinity's fifth rear entrance... Yes! This is where they're selling the hundred limited-edition chocolate ice creams. We even got here early since they're on a first-come, first-serve basis.

Kazusa

Unless those protesting students are selling the ice cream, I don't think it's here.

Natsu

Hey, you there. Angry ladies. Can I ask a question?

Trinity Student A

Huh?! We're busy over here!

Trinity Student B

Wait! Are you Mika supporters?

Yoshimi

Mika...?

Kazusa

Supporters...?

Natsu

...What?

Trinity Student A

Not supporters then... In that case, join us! Don't you want to see Misono Mika pay for her actions?

Trinity Student B

We'll finally see her get what she deserves!

Natsu

...Are you following?

Kazusa

Nope.

Airi

Oh! I understand. Misono Mika from the Tea Party!

Yoshimi

Oh? Where's the party?

Kazusa

Stay focused, Airi. We're here for limited-edition chocolate ice cream, not a tea party.

Airi

No, no! Not a tea party, THE Tea Party!

Natsu

Oh, I think I know this one. That's the name of our academy's student council, right?

Yoshimi

Huh? Really?!

What about you, Kazusa? Did you know about them?

Kazusa

...Should I?

Natsu

Tsk, tsk. You didn't even open up the academy's information brochure, did you? Ladies and gentlemen, the grim future of Trinity.

Yoshimi

You're talking real big for someone who thought Airi was talking about an actual party! You thought it was a dessert club meet-up, didn't you?!

Kazusa

She got you there.

Airi

W-Well, anyways...!

I hear there's a beautiful princess named Mika in the Tea Party, but something terrible happened to her...!

That must be what those protests we've been seeing all over campus grounds were about!

Kazusa

There were protests...?

Yoshimi

I didn't really notice them, to be honest.

Natsu

Paying so much attention to politics and all those higher-ups isn't very romantic. I bet half of the people here don't even know what this is about.

Trinity Student A

That's exactly why we need to shout even louder, so more students hear our message and participate!

Trinity Student B

What she said! I've never even met Misono Mika, but it's fun to protest her! Hahaha!

Natsu

...More importantly, have you seen an ice cream truck? It was supposed to be selling limited-edition chocolate ice cream.

Trinity Student B

Oh, we kicked them out because they were getting in the way of the protest.

Yoshimi

Kicked them out?!

Airi

Do you happen to know where they went?

Trinity Student A

Like I care! Look, if you're not going to join us, get lost! All this talking is detracting from our protesting!

Airi

A-Ack?!

Airi

Ah! Thank you, Kazusa.

Yoshimi

Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Natsu

...Did you really just push Airi? Our Airi?

Trinity Student A

So what? What are you gonna do about it?

Airi

W-Wait! Look, I'm okay! No injuries! Kazusa...! Natsu, Yoshimi, please...!

Natsu

Kazusa.

Kazusa

Yes.

Natsu

When people's blood sugar falls low, it can cause aggression, can't it?

Kazusa

It can.

Natsu

Chocolate, where sweetness and bitterness coexist, is like a metaphor for life... So, everything that happens from now on is in the name of chocolate.

Kazusa

You're spewing nonsense again. But I can agree that "everything is because of the chocolate." Makes sense.

Natsu

Since we're all on the same page...

Trinity Student A

...Huh?

Trinity Student B

Wh-What the heck...?

Airi

A-Ah!

Yoshimi

Who do you think you are, huh?!

Kazusa

Everything is because of the chocolate!

Yoshimi

How rude can you idiots be?! It's loud enough here to begin with! Huh? HUH?!

Natsu

These are the dangerous beasts low blood sugar levels can create, my friends.

Airi

E-Everyone... Please...

Trinity Student C

What the hell is going on here?!

Kazusa

Natsu, reinforcements! Take that side.

Natsu

I'm on it.

Ichika

You can't fight during a protest... Ugh. It's already a disaster.

Testing, testing. Can you hear me? Student disturbance at the fifth rear entrance. Please send backup, at least three or four. This isn't the first incident today.

Justice Task Force Member A

P-Please! No more fighting!

Justice Task Force Member B

Everyone, calm down!

Kazusa

Hmph. It's the brass... I mean, the Justice Task Force! Run!

Yoshimi

Let's get out! Airi, this way!

Airi

W-Wait! Everyone...?

Natsu

What lies at the end of this conflict? These trials and tribulations? I do hope it's limited-edition chocolate ice cream. With that, adios.

Kazusa

Stop your monologuing and run!