Blue Archive story · Volume 1: Foreclosure Task Force, Chapter 1, Episode 15

Vol. 1 Ch. 1 Ep. 15: Riding off Into the Sunset!

1 scenes, 131 lines

1. Downtown

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Serika

Phew, we can take these off now, right? It's getting real stuffy.

Hoshino

We need to keep moving. They're going to catch up to us soon.

Hifumi

Hoshino's right. They're going to seal off more roads by the minute.

Nonomi

Everything's been planned and accounted for, so no worries! ☆

Shiroko

This way. Hurry.

Serika

Hey, Shiroko...why are you still wearing that? Isn't it hot?

Hoshino

She probably doesn't want to take it off because it's helped her discover her true calling. It's like a piece of her soul now, probably.

Serika

Thank goodness Shiroko ended up at Abydos. I bet she would have become a criminal mastermind if she had gone to a different school.

Shiroko

I don't know about that...

Ayane

...?!

...

You're through the barricade. You should be safe now.

Serika

Nice! We did it!

Ayane

*sigh* I can't believe you all really pulled a heist on a Black Market bank...

Hoshino

Shiroko. You have the transport logs, right?

Shiroko

Umm... It's in the bag.

*click*

Hoshino

Huh? What is all this stuff...? Are these bundles of cash?!

Serika

WH-WHAT?! Shiroko, you went after the cash instead?!

Shiroko

No... I asked for the logs, just like we planned. That bank employee is the one who got the wrong idea and gave us this cash.

Hoshino

Let's see... There's at least 100 million yen in there, from the looks of it. Wow, we really did rob them of 100 million in five minutes!

Serika

Nice going! What are you all staring at each other for? Let's take it!

Ayane

W-Wait a second! You're intending to keep that money?!

Serika

What's wrong, Ayane? This is our chance to settle the debt.

Ayane

But then we really would be nothing but criminals, Serika!

Serika

We're the ones who shed blood, sweat, and tears to earn this cash in the first place! It was that evil bank who decided to funnel it away into crime!

This money would have funded more weapons, ammo, and who knows what else for the real bad guys! Fine, we stole from some criminals. So what? Where's the harm there?!

Nonomi

I agree with Serika. This would've just funded more crime anyway. Whatever we do with it, we'll put it to far better use.

Serika

See? Told you! And this will help with Abydos High School's debts for sure!

Hoshino

Hmm. That's true... What do you think, Shiroko?

Shiroko

You're going to say no anyway, so there's no point in discussing this.

Serika

What?!

Hoshino

I can always count on you to know what I'm thinking, Shiroko.

What we need are those documents! Not the cash.

If we cross this line today because it's us versus criminals, what about the next time? Or the time after that?

Hoshino

If we start getting desensitized to that sort of thinking, soon we won't see any line at all.

Hoshino

Then there'll come a huge crisis one day, and we're gonna end up doing something we really shouldn't, while making excuses that we had no choice.

I wouldn't want my adorable underclassmen to end up like that.

And what's the point of protecting the school if that's how we go about it?

Hoshino

We could've just used Nonomi's gold card to pay off the debt if this is the way we were going to go about things.

Nonomi

Well, I did offer that as a solution, but you were against it...

I mean, I understand. If we use illegitimate means to pay off Abydos' debt, we'll just be paying it off in exchange for being beholden to something else...

Hoshino

Heh. Something like that.

So, that's why we're leaving the bag behind. Only take the documents. President's orders.

Serika

Argh! You have to be kidding me! You want us to just dump all this cash?! Of all the times to take a stand, this is when you do it?!

Shiroko

You heard her. President's orders.

Hifumi

I can't pretend to fully understand what it's like to be in Abydos' situation... but I do know that taking this cash will only lead to an even bigger mess.

I think you would regret it in the long run.

Nonomi

Now that doesn't leave us with much of a choice, does it? I'll just get rid of this bag somewhere discreet.

Hoshino

Much appreciated.

Ayane

Hang on! Someone is headed your way!

Shiroko

Are the Market Guards after us?!

Ayane

No, it doesn't look like it. Whoever it is, they don't seem hostile.

Hang on a second. I know this reading. Is that...?

I-It's Aru from Problem Solver 68!

Aru

*pant* *pant* H-Hold up a second!

Shiroko

*puts mask back on*

Aru

Hold on a second! I'm not here to pick a fight.

Serika

(What is SHE doing here?)

Shiroko

(Should we attack?)

Hoshino

(Not sure. It doesn't look like she's going to make the first move.)

Hifumi

(You all know this girl?)

Hoshino

(Heh. We go way back.)

Aru

So, um... I just wanted to say...

I watched you hit that bank. I can't believe you robbed a Black Market bank and got away with it in five minutes flat! Outlaws like you guys come only once in a generation.

Shiroko

...?!

Aru

To be honest, it left a huge impression on me. That kind of bravado is a rarity these days. Let's just say I was inspired.

I-I'm gonna keep working hard, and someday, I'm gonna become an outlaw just like you! A truly free spirit unrestricted by any rules or laws!

Serika

(What the heck is she going on about...?)

Aru

S-So please...! At least tell me your name!

Shiroko

Name...?

Aru

Like, what's the name of your group? Or is it a faction, or a club? It doesn't have to be your real names...but I want to know who it is I'm looking up to!

Hoshino

(Uh, I think she's got the wrong idea about this...)

Nonomi

Oh, now I get it! We'd be happy to tell you!

Serika

(N-Nonomi?!)

Nonomi

We are...the Masked Swimsuit Gang!

Aru

You said..."the Masked Swimsuit Gang"?!

That name is so...so...BADASS! I love it!

Serika

(...)

Hoshino

We're supposed to wear swimsuits along with our masks, but we were in such a rush that we only brought our masks with us.

Serika

(Now she's just making stuff up.)

Nonomi

That's right! We're pop idol superstars by day, and swashbuckling vigilantes of justice who fight bad guys by night!

I'm Christina! ♧

Aru

Wow! You even have a gimmick and everything?!

Hoshino

Bwahaha! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth! Forsake mercy and walk the path of chaos! That's our motto.

Aru

H-Holy smokes!

Kayoko

What kind of joke did we just walk in on?

Mutsuki

Wow, Aru is totally enraptured! She looks like a kid on a film set!

Serika

(That ought to be enough, right? Let's start looking for a way out!)

Nonomi

All righty, then. Adios! ☆

Hoshino

Now, time for us to ride off into the sunset!

Hifumi

But it's still the middle of the afternoon...

*bolt*

Aru

...

The path of chaos it is! I'm gonna burn that motto into the depths of my soul!

Kayoko

(We ought to say something to her, but I don't know when or how...)

Mutsuki

(Leave her be. It'll be funnier this way.)

Haruka

Hey, um...

What should we do with this bag? I think those guys left it behind...

Aru

What? You don't think...the Masked Swimsuit Gang left this here as a gift for me, do you?

Kayoko

Uh, no. I don't think so... They probably just forgot about it.

Mutsuki

It feels pretty hefty. I wonder what's inside.

*click*

Aru

...!

Mutsuki

No. Way.

Kayoko

Isn't...this...?!

Nonomi

Uh-oh. I think I forgot to pick up the cash bag.

Serika

What?!

Hoshino

We were going to throw it away anyway. Just forget about it.

Shiroko

Oh, well. I'm sure it'll end up with someone who needs it.

Nonomi

I hope so too! I hope it goes to someone who could really use the money.

Hifumi

Maybe we should think about it as a good deed for the day, then. I'd like to think someone who could really use that money found it.

Serika

I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach. Gah! I can't believe this!

Aru

Huh?!

Mutsuki

Whaaa?!

Kayoko

Now what?

Haruka

So...?

Does this mean we won't go to bed on an empty stomach anymore?

Back at Problem Solver 68's office...

Aru

Whaaat?!

The Masked Swimsuit Gang was actually those girls from Abydos?!

Mutsuki

Hahaha! Aru, you look like you just found out Santa Claus doesn't exist!

Kayoko

*sigh*

The truth finally dawned on Aru.