Blue Archive story · Volume 3: Eden Treaty, Chapter 1, Episode 2
Vol. 3 Ch. 1 Ep. 2: Make-Up Work Club
1 scenes, 54 lines
1. Trinity Tea Party Room
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"Me?"
You're going to hurt Sensei's feelings if you keep saying things like that, Koharu.
Remember, they're only here to help us... Besides, Sensei only came to help after you'd already failed your past exams, right?
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I-I'm a member of the Justice Task Force! It's not my fault I have to miss so many classes!
Strange. The same applies to the other Justice Task Force members, yet you're the only one who failed, Koharu.
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Goodness, Azusa. Are you trying to tell Koharu she isn't intelligent?
You can interpret it that way, but the reality is that sometimes life is just like this.
You mean that life is agony, torment, and misery like she said? That's deep.
Wh-Why am I the one being singled out?! You all failed too! If I'm dumb, then so are all of you!
A-Ahaha... You guys...
Idiots, the whole lot of you! That's why you're all in the Make-Up Work Club to begin with!
You!
And you!
And YOU!
And you too!
"What did I do?!"
Okay, Koharu. Deep breaths. Calm down.
Calm down?! We're all going to be expelled!
And if I'm expelled, I'll be kicked out of the Justice Task Force. Anything but that...
I can at least sympathize on that front. Expulsion is not an option. I won't go down without a fight, no matter how futile it may seem.
Haha. I dunno. Getting expelled doesn't seem like the end of the world. Rather...
Excuse me?!
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S-Sorry for yelling. What I mean to say is, the whole reason we're here is to avoid being expelled.
But if we don't start putting our heads together...
...we'll all be expelled in a week.
I think this needs something more than a cliché like "put our heads together" to solve. What if we thought outside the box instead?
Like..."Let's put our bodies together!" How does that sound?
Get your head out of the gutter unless you want the death penalty, you perv! Can you even hear yourself? That doesn't even make sense!
My, you don't have a very active imagination, do you, Koharu? We could always try it out together.
Here I come! ♥
No, let me go! Save me, Sensei! I'm sorry! I'm sorry...!
I'm sorry I snapped at you, Hanako! Please let me go!
Fascinating. I've never seen such an effective restraining method in close-quarters combat. This will prove most useful.
But I would've twisted her joints first. You made too many unnecessary moves with your hands.
"I'll try, Hifumi, but no promises."
(A few weeks earlier.)
Hello, Sensei. It's good to meet you.
I'm Kirifuji Nagisa, the host of the Tea Party.
And this is Misono Mika, a member of the Tea Party like myself.
Trinity's Tea Party hereby welcomes Schale's Sensei.