Blue Archive story · Volume 3: Eden Treaty, Chapter 2, Episode 4

Vol. 3 Ch. 2 Ep. 4: Swimsuit Symposium

1 scenes, 178 lines

1. Sensei's Room

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Hifumi

It's really coming down.

Hanako

It certainly is.

Koharu

Hngh... Good morning.

Hanako

Good morning, Koharu!

Hifumi

Morning. It looks like Azusa is the last one to get up today.

Azusa

Hmm.... Mmm...

Koharu

What happened? She's usually the first one awake.

Hanako

I think she's been pushing herself too hard these last few days. We should let her sleep in a little while longer.

Azusa

Hmm...no. The cute creatures... So round and fluffy... I mustn't.

Hanako

Someone sounds like they're having a good dream. ♥

Your choice

"There's nothing like sleeping in on a rainy day."

Hifumi

Th-The sound of thunder might make it hard, though.

Hanako

Uh-oh.

Koharu

What's wrong?

Hanako

The laundry I hung out to dry last night! I completely forgot about it!

Hifumi

This is bad!

Azusa

Hmm?

One hour later.

Hanako

Now, then. Let's begin the first Make-Up Work Club Swimsuit Symposium! ♥

Hifumi

I don't know about this...

Azusa

Hmm.

Koharu

Why did it have to come to this...?

Sensei

"We are in uncharted waters."

Hanako

And perfectly dressed for the occasion, I might add. ♥

40 minutes earlier.

Azusa

That's all of it.

Hanako

They're completely soaked. Not to mention muddied. Our only choice is to put all of them through the wash again.

Koharu

Even our gym clothes are wet now! They're sticking to me like they're covered in glue.

Azusa

That's because you tripped and got all of us soaked.

Hanako

No, this is my fault. I'm the one who offered to do the laundry and then forgot about it.

Azusa

You don't have to blame yourself. We can always re-do the laundry and wear something different in the meantime.

Hifumi

That's right. First, let's change into something dry and warm. We're going to catch colds if we keep wearing these.

Hanako

And for good measure, let's all take a hot shower together and dry each other's hair afterward.

Koharu

...!

Hifumi

Is something wrong?

Koharu

I'm...out of clean clothes to wear.

Hifumi

Huh?

Azusa

So am I. My uniform and gym clothes are soaked, and I don't have a spare change of clothes.

Hifumi

You too? Wait! Neither do I...

Hanako

Isn't this a fun turn of events? I guess we'll just have to study in our bras and panties today, ladies. ♥

Koharu

In your dreams, you perv! We're not gonna do something like that!

Azusa

She has a point. We all have plenty of fresh underwear, and we can wear socks to help keep us warm.

Koharu

Don't go along with her madness! We can't just wear our underwear to class!

Hanako

Why not? You have no imagination...

Koharu

Not another word!!!

We'll just have to do the laundry as quickly as we can and dry some of it with a hairdryer or something!

In the meantime, we'll just have to make do with wearing towels! And Sensei can wait for us down the hall!

We can put off studying for at least a few hours. Why are you so eager to hit the books all of a sudden?

Hanako

I suppose, but we're still going to be stuck in our underwear for a few hours.

Azusa

I'd have preferred to begin studying as soon as possible, but I suppose we can't enter the classroom just yet. All we can do is take these off for now.

Hifumi

*sigh*...

Koharu

Why are you all so disappointed about not getting to study in your underwear?! Do you want to be executed for indecent exposure?!

I decided to stay in my room until the laundry was done.

Koharu

Ahhh! What happened?!

Hifumi

I think the power went out.

Hanako

Seems like it. It must be because of the thunderstorm.

Hifumi

Wh-What was that sound?!

Azusa

We have a problem.

That was the washing machine stopping. And it's locked. What do we do?

Koharu

...?!

Sensei

"So that's how we came to the last resort."

Hanako

Sure did. Our only choice is to hold a swimsuit symposium. ♥

Hifumi

*sigh* There must be another way...

Hanako

I guess you're right. We could always have an underwear symposium instead. I wouldn't mind that at all. ♥

Azusa

It will be difficult to hold class under these conditions. Not to mention all of the building's facilities have shut down due to the lightning. Our defenses are wide open.

Hifumi

W-Well, this kind of thing happens to old buildings in thunderstorms.

Koharu

Who cares about that?! Why are you all going along with this ridiculous symposium anyway?!

I thought we agreed that we can't have class if we don't have any clothes to wear! Shouldn't we just go back to the dorm and rest until the blackout passes?!

Hanako

But what kind of camp would this be if we passed on the opportunity to make memories?

This is our chance to share the most intimate parts of ourselves. A sudden blackout, driving rain... The mood is perfect!

We may as well indulge while we have the chance. You only live once. ♥

Hifumi

I-I'm not denying that making memories is part of any good camp...

Azusa

I see. So that's the purpose of a swimsuit symposium.

Koharu

No it isn't! There's nothing educational about wearing swimsuits to class!

Hifumi

U-Uhhh...

Hanako

Now, now. There's no need to raise your voice, Koharu. Let's just go with the flow and have some fun while we can.

Calling it a symposium was just to keep up appearances. We can talk about anything we want. Nothing is off limits. ♥

I've always wanted to do something like this. I've never been happier to have joined the Make-Up Work Club. ♥

Your choice

"You look like you're having the time of your life."

Azusa

I can empathize. I too am happy to have joined the club.

Hanako

You are?

Azusa

Of course I am. I enjoy getting to study, eat, and even clean and do laundry with all of you. Not a single activity hasn't been enjoyable.

Hanako

Aw, that's so sweet. ♥

Azusa

I've always thought swimsuits were merely meant for swimming, but now I'm learning all sorts of other useful applications for them.

Hifumi

That sounds more like corruption than enjoyment...

Azusa

But they're comfortable to move around in and breathable. I can understand why Hanako is so fond of hers.

Hanako

You've finally seen the light. See? I told you, Koharu.

Koharu

Public indecency is still a crime punishable by death! That's all you need to know!

Azusa

I enjoy studying with you too, Koharu.

Koharu

Wh-Where's this coming from all of a sudden?! Don't just blurt out embarrassing things like that!

Hanako

That's even sweeter! ♥

Koharu

W-Well, of course you should relish the opportunity to study with an elite like myself.

Azusa

Hmm.

Hifumi

I could never get a good read on you when we first met, but it's a relief to hear you've been enjoying yourself.

Azusa

Of course. And I'm especially grateful for how you've always taken care of me, Hifumi. Thank you.

Hifumi

Azusaaa! I could just hug you!

*squeeze*

Azusa

Hifumi. I can't breathe.

The Make-Up Work Club continued to pass the time by making small talk.

Hanako

I heard a rare Gold Maguro is on display at the Trinity aquarium right now.

Hifumi

I saw it on a pamphlet! That's the one they're calling the fantasy fish, right?

Hanako

Yeah. Apparently, it was discovered at the nearby beach. I wanted to go see it for myself, but the admission fee is so high.

Azusa

The beach... Now that you mention it, I've never been there before.

Hifumi

You've never been to the beach, Azusa?!

Hanako

I also heard that you can hear strange noises coming from that long-abandoned theme park.

Koharu

Th-That can't be true! That's just an urban legend!

Hanako

I've only heard rumors myself, so I can't say for sure...but isn't that how all scary stories go?

Koharu

Yeah, and they're all made up!

Hifumi

H-Haha...

Hanako

I don't find walking about campus or the district in a swimsuit to be strange at all.

Koharu

Of course it is! Do you not have a lick of common sense?!

Hanako

That reminds me. I heard from a Sister once that somewhere in a lawless area of Kivotos is a gang that wears nothing but bikinis and masks.

Koharu

Wh-Why would they only wear that?!

And you just said they're a gang, so that makes them criminals! Of course criminals have no problem committing public indecency!

Hanako

It goes to show just how common wearing nothing but a swimsuit is. Why don't you join me next time?

Koharu

No! I don't care what you have in mind, count me out!

Hanako

You need to start getting a better night's sleep, Azusa!

Azusa

I know. I'm sorry for inconveniencing you all by oversleeping this morning.

That never happens in a place where I'm uncomfortable.

Maybe I overslept because I no longer find that to be the case...

Hanako

That doesn't change the fact that you need to get more rest. You need to go on fewer of those late night patrols of yours!

Koharu

You've been going on patrols?

Azusa

Yes. I've been keeping watch every night...

Your choice

"Hanako has been really worried about you."

Azusa

She has?

I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

To be honest, I use my patrols as an opportunity to do things like set traps and fortify our defenses.

Hanako

Traps?

Hifumi

Defenses?

Hanako

Why would you go to such lengths?

Azusa

Don't worry. I only set them along the routes intruders would likely take. They shouldn't pose a threat to us as we go about our studies.

Hifumi

(Then how do you explain what happened to Mari yesterday?)

Hanako

You should let us know about these things ahead of time. People will suspect you of wrongdoing if you go around doing things like that on your own.

Azusa

I suppose you have a point. I'll be more careful from now on.

The last thing I want is to cause any harm to the club or Sensei.

Your choice

"You're a really kind girl, Azusa."

Azusa

H-Huh? Don't treat me like child.

Besides, that's not how I would describe myself.

The truth is that everything is meaningless, and vanity is the way of the world.

There will come a day where I betray everything I've ever known, all of you, my faith, and my own heart.

Hifumi

The power's back.

Hanako

It's about time.

Koharu

And the rain stopped too! Everything is clear outside!

Hifumi

We should restart the laundry and get to drying everything again.

Azusa

I suppose this marks the end to the first Make-Up Work Club Swimsuit Symposium. I look forward to the second.

Koharu

There's not gonna be a second! This was the first and last!

Everyone decided to take a break after finishing the laundry.

And so another day passed...

Hanako

No! Not yet! We can't just let this day go to waste!

Hifumi

Wh-What?!

Koharu

Who are you talking to? Don't just start shouting out of nowhere like that. You almost gave me a heart attack.

Hanako

Let's just look at today as an unplanned vacation day. We even got to bond together buck naked like real sisters.

Koharu

That never happened! Stop revising history!

Hanako

But wouldn't it feel like a waste to go to bed so soon? Don't you just want to seize the night and go out with a bang?

Azusa

What do you have in mind?

Hanako

Isn't it obvious? What kind of camp would this be if we didn't try to sneak out at night at least once? ♥

Hifumi

You want to sneak out?

Hanako

Obviously. Let's leave the academy behind and go on a walk together!

There are plenty of places in the Trinity shopping district that are open late. Let's go grab some food and do a little shopping!

Koharu

Th-That would be a violation. I can't do that!

Hanako

You know the school rules better than I do, but I bet a bunch of students sneak out and go to places they shouldn't. Isn't that right, Hifumi?

Hifumi

H-Hahaha... Wh-Who knows? Maybe...

But Koharu's right. We're in the middle of a mandatory boot camp. There could be dire consequences if we were caught sneaking out now.

Hanako

It's not like we'd go that far, it's still within the district. We'll be back before you know it. So what do you say, Koharu? Doesn't it sound fun?

Koharu

I-I mean, sure it does, but...

Hanako

Come on! One little walk isn't going to kill you. Isn't that right, Sensei?

Your choice

"I'm in. Let's do this."

Koharu

You're fine with this?!

Azusa

I'm dressed and ready. Just give the order on when to move.

Hifumi

You too, Azusa?! When did you get changed?

Hanako

It's decided. ♥

Everyone, hurry up and take it off! The Make-Up Work Club is going late-night streaking!

Koharu

You said we were going on a walk! Keep your clothes on!

And that's how we decided to go on a late night stroll.