Blue Archive story ยท Volume 6, Chapter 1, Episode 8

Vol. 6 Ch. 1 Ep. 8: Arius Style

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1. Part 1

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Uneasy Arius Student A

It's really them...

The Squad is actually here...

Uneasy Arius Student B

What nerve, coming back here after abandoning us...

Uneasy Arius Student A

They were the ones who always got all the special perks, too.

Uneasy Arius Student B

To be honest, looking back, you could hardly call those "perks," though.

Uneasy Arius Student A

The big one is Sensei? I've never seen them in person before.

Uneasy Arius Student B

I think I did last time. They were pretty forgettable...

Misaki

...My skin is prickling.

Hiyori

E-Eh?! Are you okay, Misaki? H-Here! Lotion! I have some lotion!

Atsuko

That's kind of you, Hiyori, but that's not what she meant.

She was referring to the hostility in the air.

Subaru

The Squad and Joumae Saori.

Saori

Subaru.

Subaru

I'll get to the point. Why are you here?

Saori

We had business here.

Subaru

Have you been enjoying your time as a fugitive? Hiding around like a rat?

Saori

Yes, I'm still doing that.

Subaru

So are you here because you're finally tired of your fancy new life?

Saori

...It is a little tiring.

Atsuko

Sao-Sao...?

Saori

Sorry, Atsuko. It feels wrong to be dishonest here.

For better or worse, while I'm standing on Arius grounds...

Atsuko

...I think I understand.

Subaru

I see. So you came crawling back because the grass wasn't greener on the other side?

Hmmm. Looks like there's no seat for you here, though. So, terribly sorry.

Saori

That's not it.

It's just that...

...Heh.

Subaru

What are you laughing at?

Saori

Nothing. Pardon me.

Thinking about how to respond, I couldn't help but laugh a little at my own thoughts.

Subaru

Were you always this good at being unbearably annoying?

Thinking about it, yes. You were.

Saori

If I was, I'd like to apologize. I can't change the past, but...

Subaru

That is exactly what I mean!

*inhale*... *exhale*...

Fine, great. So then why have you returned?

Saori

The reason is...

...so we can all take an exam together!

Subaru

...Sorry?

Uneasy Arius Student A

Wh-What did she just say? An exam...? I didn't mishear that, did I?

Uneasy Arius Student B

No, no. I heard the same thing.

Uneasy Arius Student A

I have no idea what she's talking about... Maybe this is what the outside does to you...

Subaru

H-Hold on! I wasn't expecting that at all. I need a minute to process!

...

No matter how many times I think it over, that makes no sense!

Misaki

Pffft.

Atsuko

M-Misaki?

Misaki

Sorry, Hime. But I know why Leader was laughing.

You can't help but laugh at the situation.

And Subaru's confusion was the icing on the cake.

Saori

Hm. I see. My word choice must have been poor.

I recently heard that stating the conclusion first can benefit the flow of conversation.

No, wait. I needed to consider the context and timing as well...

Subaru

If you already knew that, then start with the context!

Saori

Um.

In other words...

...

We'd like for everyone to take an exam together.

Subaru

Are you actually stupid?!

Saori

I-I don't know how else to say it.

Look. I have the papers here.

Subaru

And I'm asking you why Arius students would even consider doing something like that!

Saori

Um...

Because you are students?

Subaru

You seriously know how to tick someone off, Joumae Saori!

Arius Students

We haven't seen Subaru blow up like this in a while...

Don't you remember? Those two have always butted heads. Like it's in their blood.

Hiyori

Sh-Should we do something?

Misaki

What? Why? She's not doing anything wrong.

This is one of the few times I feel like cheering her on, actually.

Atsuko

I feel similarly. You can do it, Sao-Sao!

Hiyori

O-Okay...

Sensei

"Since this isn't Saori's specialty, I'll step in!"

Saori

S-Sensei?

Subaru

...So you are Schale's Sensei.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

I'd like to welcome you to Arius, Sensei.

For now, at least.

Your choice

"I've heard about you from Saori."

Subaru

Why from her?

Your choice

"A-And from the other Squad members as well, of course!"

Subaru

...But why?

Anyway, fine.

You can understand why it's difficult for us to understand why an outsider would come into our territory and demand we take some test.

Your choice

"As a student, studying and exams are part of your responsibilities!"

Subaru

Why are you applying your way of life and thinking to Arius?

Your choice

"Well, isn't Arius still a school?"

"And you all are definitely students, right?"

Subaru

...!

Uneasy Arius Student A

We're... students?

Uneasy Arius Student B

W-Well, I guess we technically are? In, like, a super-literal sense.

Arius IS part of the Academy City, right?

Uneasy Arius Student A

B-But...

Uneasy Arius Student B

...people like us...

Could you really consider us normal students?

Subaru

...I don't believe that studying is required for a student.

That's all I have to say to you.

Your choice

"...Right. That might be true."

Subaru

What...?

Your choice

"Hear me out, okay?"

"Just try them out once: studying, exams, 'normal' student activities."

"If, after all that, you still think it's useless, I'll leave it alone."

Subaru

Why would we do all that? Just to confirm what we already know?

Huh? Being a student is about challenging your beliefs and trying new things?

...Are you living in a fantasy world? What are these idealistic views?

Your choice

"You sure know how to hit where it hurts..."

"Being a teacher means being at least a little idealistic."

Subaru

You say that, but you don't seem bothered at all.

*sigh* Okay. I understand.

Your choice

"Really? You do?!"

Subaru

Yes.

I understand very well now that your view of the world and ours are running along parallel lines that will never meet.

...Your disappointment is tangible. I thought an adult would be more mature.

Fine, if that's how you'd like to play it...

You can't enter Arius without proving you have the right to stay first.

Sensei

"Uh...?!"

Subaru

Squad! You were, and always will be, traitors to us!

If you really want to come back to Arius, then prove the value of your existence right here, right now!

Safeties off!

Saori

...So this is our only option?

Sensei

"What are you all doing right now?!"

Saori

This is the Arius way, Sensei.

You may not like it, but here? This is how it's always been.

Atsuko

Kids grow up with their fists, after all.

You're surprised to hear that from me? I'll elect to choose that as a compliment.

Hiyori

B-But, um... It's a little comforting! This makes me feel like we're really back home. Heehee.

Saori

Atsuko, will you be okay without your mask?

Atsuko

Yes. It gets a bit stuffy and difficult to talk with it on.

You don't have to fret over me anymore, Saori. I'm stronger than I was.

Saori

...Understood.

Misaki

Listen carefully, Sensei. Get yourself somewhere safe.

Then...we'll be at your directive.

Sensei

"Why do things always end up this way...?"

Subaru

This is Arius!

Arius Students

This is Arius!

Subaru

If you believe in what you're saying, prove it to us!

Arius Students

Strength is power!

Subaru

There is no justice without power, no beliefs without strength!

And the only one who can take responsibility for your life is yourself!

Arius Students

GRAAAH!!

Saori

...

Arius Squad.

Prepare to engage.