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Anecdote: The Lady's Etiquette

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1. Dining Etiquette

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The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 1: Dining Etiquette

1. When attending formal dining occasions, one must wear a hat and gloves.

Eagle

Do I really need to wear a hat to Ms. Sotheby's dinner party? I've never been to such a high-class event before.

Hmm, no, think again, think again.

The desire to meet the standards of others is one that even a child isn't spared from.

The nervous little girl takes off her Scout cap, reluctantly putting it back in the closet.

Eagle

Maybe I should change into something else? Mr. APPLe's Complete Guide to Education and Social Etiquette says that it's important to follow the dress code of a formal dinner.

That's right. You have to be meticulous in how you present yourself to avoid leaving a bad impression.

She rummages through her things and pulls out a crumpled little dress, a birthday gift from her father when she was eleven.

Even during the height of the war, her father planned out every gift his daughter would receive at each age.

She wipes the sweat off her palms onto her skirt as she looks at herself in the mirror.

Eagle

That's strange. There should be a pussy bow here. A cute, soft one, perfect for a dinner party.

What if I pick two leaves from outside and fashion them into a bow?

No. I mustn't think like that. A Scout would never damage public property.

The alarm cuts through her deliberations, reminding her of how little time she has left to decide.

Eagle

Uh-oh, time's up.

She stops the alarm and dashes out the door.

2. When attending important events, one must never be late or early.

Eagle

Ms. Sotheby? Where's Ms. Sotheby's room?

Ms. Moissan

Oh—goodness! Slow down, child!

Ah, Ms. Eagle?

Come on now, dear. The more anxious you are, the more you ought to relax. Take a deep breath, and slow down.

Eagle

*huff, huff, huff*

Ms. Moissan smiles as she watches Eagle regulate her breathing, her little flushed face gradually returning to its normal color.

Eagle

Sorry, Ms. Moissan, I didn't mean to be rushing around.

It's just that Ms. Sotheby invited me to her dinner party, and I have to be on time.

Ms. Moissan checks her watch.

Ms. Moissan

A dinner party? Hmm, then you might well be late already.

Generally, a formal dinner party starts at eight o'clock sharp. It's now 8:01. You'd be—

Before she can finish her sentence, Eagle has already dashed off down the hallway.

3. Cutlery must be arranged according to specific standards at any formal dinner party. Knives and spoons are placed on the right, while forks must be placed on the left.

Sotheby

La-la-di-da! Teaspoon, egg spoon, melon spoon, grapefruit spoon ...

This room is always lively, hosting parties and dinners for all kinds of friends.

The hostess of the room is wearing a fancy green satin hat, and her jewelry shows the signature sparkle of the Corona Borealis brand.

Her heels clack as she makes her way around the table to arrange the cutlery.

Footsteps echo from the hallway, growing louder as they approach.

Eagle

Reporting! I'm so sorry!

It's my first time attending such a fancy dinner party, and I'm afraid of making mistakes. I-I studied every page of the Complete Guide to Education and Social Etiquette, but the rules are still too complicated for me.

Wait, no, a good Scout shouldn't make excuses for their mistakes. I've broken the etiquette rules, so go ahead and punish me! I'll do a hundred push-ups, no, a thousand!

Twins Sleep

Come sit! Come sit!

The twins, Lisa and Louise, sit at the table, eagerly waiting for the dinner to start.

The hostess of the room spins around and stops in front of Eagle. The little Scout's ears turn red with embarrassment.

Sotheby

Oh! You're here! How wonderful it is to see you, my dear friend!

She gives Eagle a welcoming smile.

4. One must stand behind one's chair and wait for the host or hostess to sit first. When entering and leaving one's seat, one must enter from the left and exit from the right.

Eagle stands behind her chair, nervously waiting for the hostess to sit down.

Sotheby

Huh? What's that grumbling sound? It can't be a Carbuncle licking its fur, so it must be someone's stomach growling!

The anticipation seems to reach its peak, as everyone is waiting for the dinner to begin.

Eagle swallows, wondering what delicious food they'll be feasting on.

Sotheby turns around, takes her seat, and looks around the room, nodding in satisfaction.

Sotheby

Alright! Let's get started, shall we?

A strange-looking little black doll stumbles out of the kitchen, carrying far more food in its arms than it can possibly handle.

Sotheby

This is our appetizer! Nachos covered in delicious powdered cheese!

The doll jumps onto the table, scattering nachos everywhere as it frantically pours the chips into Lisa's and Louise's bowls.

Sotheby

Whoa—yummy! Go ahead and dip them in the Sticky Snot Syrup! It's delicious!

Having distributed the food, the little black doll slyly grabs a nacho and quietly puts it in its mouth.

The little Scout's eyes widen.

Eagle

Ahem, and these are ...?

But she quickly falls silent. Apparently, commenting on the dishes is also against etiquette.

Sotheby

Next up, we have our Mini Mischief Mint Chocolates and Pop-a-Rock Rainbow Candy!

Give them a try! They come in all sorts of different flavors! Some taste like dragonflies and morning dew, and others make you croak like a frog! Hehe!

The hostess continues, overwhelmed by her excitement.

Sotheby

Oh, and there's more! Does anyone else miss the little bear cookies from the Nabiscuit Company?

Well, I have them! Aren't they cute? This one looks like a snowman! And this one over here—it looks like a Buru Lizard, don't you think?

No one dares touch the cutlery. Even the twins exchange puzzled glances.

Sotheby

Oh, oh! And the highly anticipated main course—Popping Candy Popcorn!

A unique creation by Sotheby herself! They puff up like little clouds and burst like magical carbonated bubbles! They'll make you want to bounce up and down, and you'll see a rainbow!

Oh, and paired with these cupcakes, they'll make for a sensational taste experience!

Her introduction is over.

Sotheby kisses the little black doll she has infused with her arcane skill.

Sotheby

Thank you, Typhon!

The doll deflates like a balloon. Before long, it's lying limp on her lap. Sotheby hangs it back on her pocket watch.

Eagle

E-Excuse me ...

Is this what we're going to eat now?

Sotheby

Of course, why else would I host a formal dinner party?

Eagle

But, Ms. Sotheby, haven't you ...

Haven't you noticed these are all snacks?

Sotheby

Yes! They're snacks—the greatest snacks ever!

Eagle

So, we're eating snacks for dinner?

The officers in the barracks call this "energy-draining junk food."

Sotheby

Junk food? Hmm, if by that you mean "amazingly delicious," then yes! It's "junk food"!

She blinks, her natural optimism glowing in her large green eyes, and forks a cookie into her mouth.

Meanwhile, the serious little Scout holds her knife and fork, staring at the assortment of candy, chocolates, and nachos on her plate, unsure of how to proceed.

Sotheby

Huh? What's wrong? Why aren't you eating?

Twins Sleep

Yes, why aren't you? It's so hard to find snacks like these in the suitcase.

Eagle

I-I don't want to eat snacks. A Scout should focus on nutrition, not candy and chocolate.

Sotheby

Oh, really? But I've heard what you talk about in your sleep.

Indeed, Eagle's father once left her a bag of Pop-a-Rock Rainbow Candy, and she indulged in every single one.

Eagle

Oh ... th-that's ...

The guilty little Scout is speechless.

Sotheby

Yes! So I made these for everyone! It wasn't hard; I can mimic the Nabiscuit Company's products to a T!

Eagle looks up in shock at the enthusiastic hostess.

Eagle

You mean, you made all these snacks yourself?

Sotheby

Yes! Lady Sotheby made them all herself.

In the midst of their conversation, no one has noticed that the Popping Candy Popcorn has been slowly expanding all this time.

Hot steam has started to rise from it.

But Sotheby is too lost in the excitement of the conversation.

Sotheby

Popping Candy Popcorn is my latest creation, you know. I worked ever so hard on it. It took thirty-eight failed experiments to finally land on the perfect one.

But this number thirty-nine is the perfect formula. It has—

*bang*

The dish at the center of the table explodes, filling the room with smoke.

Sotheby

What? What's happening?

Twins Sleep

It exploded! It exploded!

Sotheby

*cough*

An explosion? From where?

Eagle

The main course—the Popping Candy Popcorn—it exploded!

Sotheby

Impossible! Popping Candy Popcorn is the result of long experimentation! It couldn't possibly just ...

*cough*

She quickly pulls the explosive snack from the depths of the smoke and throws it out the window, still in disbelief at what has happened.

*boom* A blaze ignites in the Wilderness outside.

Eagle

Will Ms. Vertin get mad at us for damaging public property?

A sorrow envelopes the room, with some worrying about being scolded by their "landlord" and others realizing their thirty-ninth experiment has ended in failure.

Sotheby

Why did this happen? The calcium carbonate mixture and bubble essence didn't work together? But I already increased the dosage.

As the thick smoke clears, it reveals the large hole that has been blasted in the wall of Sotheby's room.

On the other side is Sotheby's neighbor, sitting on the edge of her bed.

She is extremely thin and pale and wearing a nightgown.

She has a medical drip by her side and bandages on her arms and legs.

She leans over to look at the scene of the incident.

Cristallo

Um, sorry to interrupt you, but ...

Popcorn is made from corn.

Sotheby

What did you say?

The earlier explosion has caused a brief ringing in Sotheby's ears.

Cristallo

It's like this ...

The pale girl tries to raise her voice, but the sound that comes from her throat is still faint.

Cristallo

Popcorn—is—made—from—corn!

Her gentle, nasal voice lingers in the air before dissipating with the smoke.

Lisa and Louise look at Cristallo, soot all over their faces.

Sotheby is stunned by this statement.

Sotheby

That's the most interesting thing I've heard for a while.

2. Social Etiquette

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Popping Candy Popcorn—

Once you put it in your mouth, it will dance, fight, drum, or do anything else it wants on your tongue!

After all, there were all kinds of little accidents before its final recipe was found. So, who knows what might happen?

This failure is a great setback—at least for Sotheby.

Vertin

Madam Z has approved our application for repair and subsidy funds.

Also, since we've performed well in previous tasks, and solved a number of problems, the Foundation has approved some additional compensation.

I'm thinking we could use these funds to buy daily snacks. How about that?

Twins Sleep

Yay! Finally, some real snacks to eat!

APPLe

This APPLe quite enjoys tasting snacks from various times; it is said that different snacks can have a variety of effects on our emotions.

It seems that everyone is delighted with the Timekeeper's idea of providing plenty of snacks. All except for one.

Eagle

Um, Ms. Sotheby? You look distracted. What are you thinking about?

Sotheby

Hm? Oh! I ... What was I thinking about?

Vertin

Sotheby, could you come with me for a moment?

I don't mind about the damage to the suitcase. It won't take long to fix.

But I do wish you would talk to Ms. Cristallo.

She's still undergoing treatment and really needs a quiet environment to recuperate. Having explosions go off in the room next door isn't really appropriate, is it?

Sotheby

N-No, it isn't. I'm sorry!

She drops her head, the large feather in her hat quivering as she holds back her emotions.

Sotheby

I never thought my dinner party would have such a negative impact! This ... this is not very becoming of a lady!

Cristallo, who is sitting on the bed nearby, slowly closes her book.

Cristallo

Actually ...

I felt great when I woke up this morning.

I think the explosion yesterday may have given me an adrenaline rush—I feel much more energized.

Vertin

Hmm ...

Interesting. I certainly didn't expect that.

Cristallo

Look, this is my physical examination report from this morning. Everything's almost up to standard.

A knock at the door interrupts them.

Sonetto

Timekeeper, it's time to go. Madam Z has been waiting for a while.

Vertin

Just a moment, Sonetto.

The two girls before her lean against each other, looking up innocently.

Vertin

Alright, maybe it's best if I'm not here. I hope you two can become friends.

Sotheby

Don't worry. We will!

Sotheby returns to her cheerful self. She enjoys taking on tasks.

Vertin nods, satisfied with their answer.

She leaves, closing the door behind her with a soft click.

A somewhat restrained silence permeates the room.

The two girls exchange looks, kindness and curiosity on their faces.

The pale girl breaks the ice.

Cristallo

Snacks, right?

Her voice carries both gratitude for the choice of topic and excitement at having had the ice broken.

Cristallo

So, you know that popcorn comes from a tall plant called wild Mexican corn, right?

Sotheby's eyes widen with excitement.

Cristallo

I think it was around seven thousand years ago that these plants were cultivated by the Native Americans.

Each corn kernel is encased in a hard shell, and as it heats up, the core expands.

When the temperature reaches a certain point, the internal pressure exceeds the shell's resistance, causing it to pop.

When the hot starch and water vapor meet the cold air outside the shell, it cools quickly and forms a cloud-like shape.

Cristallo

So ...

If it's not too much trouble, could I have the honor of tasting your Popping Candy Popcorn?

Sotheby looks at her for a long time.

Sotheby

W-W-Well, of course!

The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 2: Social Etiquette

1. Never lose composure while in company; one must always maintain a ladylike appearance.

Sotheby

Careful, careful, careful! The latest batch of experimental Popping Candy Popcorn is here!

This time, I've added more cinnamon and toad powder, and a little less belladonna!

Aren't the colors pretty? I'm certain that eating this will make you dance with joy!

Cristallo

Alright, experiment number forty-eight ...

If it tastes good, I'll draw a smiley face on this sticky note.

Sotheby

Great! Have any products gotten a smiley face yet?

Cristallo

Uh, we'll have some soon.

Cristallo tosses two green popcorn pieces into her mouth.

Cristallo

This batch tastes pretty good—but not as good as batch forty-seven. What do you think?

Sotheby

Forty-seven? Um, which one was that again?

Cristallo

The batch that grew blue fur, I think.

Sotheby

Oh, those ones. They did look odd, but they certainly tasted the best!

Let's go back to that recipe as a starting point and adjust from there.

I think we still have some left. Oh! They're right here!

Sotheby scoops a spoonful of blue popcorn and puts it into her mouth.

Sotheby

Oh, goodness! Is this a side effect of the sweetness?

The churning feeling in her stomach is unbearable.

Cristallo watches Sotheby, wishing she could get out of bed to help her poor friend.

And Sotheby, writhing on the floor from the abdominal pain, looks up at the ceiling.

Sotheby

Huh? Hey, hey, what's happening? Why is everything spinning?

Cristallo

Oh no, you ate too much, Ms. Sotheby. Do you remember what you added to that batch?

Sotheby

Belladonna? Yes, lots of belladonna. Hehehe!

Oh, goodness, am I on the Auto Island? Am I whizzing head first into the great legend of Typhon and his mythical kingdom?

Cristallo looks at her friend and then at the blue popcorn on the table.

Cristallo

Typhon's kingdom? Wait for me!

She pulls herself out of bed, gently picks up a few pieces of popcorn, and puts them in her mouth.

Cristallo

Ah, ah, Typhon?

Hah ... woah! So dizzy, haha ...

She wobbles around in a circle before collapsing to the ground.

She's always found it difficult to let go. But at this moment, she dares to try.

Cristallo

Ah—wait, oh!

Oh, yes! I see it too! It's Typhon! The little black doll.

Hahaha—it's spinning, Ms. Sotheby, it's spinning! How fun!

Sotheby

Yes! Ms. Cristallo! Spinning, so much spinning! Hahaha!

...

From dawn to dusk, the ecosystem in the suitcase changes multiple times.

The nightlight shines into the room, illuminating the table filled with potions and popcorn samples, the floor piled with experimental instruments, medical supplies, and colorful trash, and the two girls lying among them.

To the girls, the ceiling seems like a night sky dotted with stars, and the air smells pleasantly sweet.

Their hallucinations make the ordinary intriguing.

Sotheby

Honestly, Ms. Cristallo, you're the most knowledgeable person I've ever met. I officially declare you my most admired person—after Typhon, of course!

Cristallo

I'm not all that special. I just have a lot of time to read, given how much time I spend in bed.

Sincerity flows like water between them.

Cristallo

Actually, if you don't mind, I want to tell you something.

Sotheby

Of course, I don't mind!

Cristallo

Really?

Sotheby

Of course! You're my good friend! I wouldn't mind a thing from a good friend!

Cristallo

Well, actually, before I started helping you with your experiments, I'd never tasted a snack before.

Sotheby

Really?!

Cristallo

Yes. The nurses always told me that snacks are "bad for my health."

Sotheby

You never even tried one?

Cristallo

Not even one.

Cristallo

I, I want to try them. All of them. The new cinnamon candies, cheese sauce, pizza rolls, and those gummy rings you can wear on your fingers ...

Sorry, am I talking too much? I suppose they're all ordinary to you, right?

She pauses.

Sotheby

Actually, I'm the same as you.

Sotheby

Although I've seen some of them, I've never eaten those snacks either!

Mrs. April, the cook, would follow strict recipes, and Mr. Karson recorded everything I ate.

They were ever so serious, so I never ate anything they didn't want me to.

Cristallo

So—you haven't had any of those snacks either?

Cristallo

Not even once?

Cristallo rolls over.

Cristallo

So, when the kids outside say, "Today we're going to buy butternut candy, or, or cinnamon candy," what do you do? How do you respond?

Sotheby

Respond? What are you talking about? No one's ever said that to me.

Cristallo

...?

Those kids outside never said that to you?

Sotheby

Kids outside?

Cristallo

Yes, outside the hospital room window—or outside the room?

The kids outside. You know, the kids who laughed and played outside the window every day when you were younger.

Sotheby blinks.

Sotheby

You mean those goons from Jupiter's army?

A meteor streaks across the sky, and dandelion seeds gather their strength to fly. A secret is stirring in the air.

3. Behavioral Etiquette

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Sotheby

Sotheby's Diary.

April 14th, ☀.

Tomorrow is my seventh birthday.

I love birthdays.

On birthdays, there are big cakes and lots of people, and we can all play together!

Mr. Karson promised me that when I turn seven, I can go out to play!

Wow! Can you imagine it? Going out!

Not the door to my room, but the big door to the house!

I can't wait! I want to go out now!

Anyway, just one more day until I turn seven! I can't wait!

Sotheby's Diary.

April 16th, ☁.

Can you believe it? I actually slept through it!

My birthday, I slept through it! I slept through the whole day!

What happened? I don't remember a thing.

Mr. Karson won't tell me, so I'll just have to guess.

I remember having a dream.

In the dream, there were four-legged beasts screaming. Their feet were covered in mud, and my hands and bottom were covered in mud, too.

And I remember laughter.

Whose laughter is it?

Oh, children! Children my age!

But why are they laughing?

Are they laughing at me?

...

Why are they laughing at me?

Ah, I understand! They're the young Succaraths! The little ones!

I get it! They must be here, looking for Typhon.

Typhon wants to defeat the evil Jupiter, and the little Succaraths are Jupiter's henchmen, here to help him fight!

Haha, the outside world is indeed dangerous! But it's so interesting!

Oh, but Mr. Karson told me that my parents won't let me go out alone anymore.

Cristallo

So—you don't really have many friends, do you?

Eagle

Mission accomplished. Everything appears to be stable in the suitcase. Everyone is either entertaining themselves or resting.

Before she can finish speaking, a huge explosion erupts from Sotheby's room.

Eagle

Except for one unit.

Thick smoke billows out of the room. The twins come running out of it, laughing.

Eagle

Hey, Lisa, uh, and Louise, do you know what Ms. Sotheby is up to? Sorry, today's my turn to patrol the suitcase.

Twins Sleep

Patrol the suitcase? Lisa's never heard of that, and Louise has never heard of that, either.

Eagle

*cough* It's just a ... personal mission.

The important thing is, is Ms. Sotheby's room safe now? Is there any damage?

Twins Sleep

Ms. Sotheby and Ms. Cristallo are inventing new popcorn! Popcorn!

Eagle

Are they together?

Twins Sleep

Yes! They're together. Good friends should play together.

Eagle

Right.

Good friends should play together—there's nothing wrong with that.

The little Scout frowns.

Eagle

But Ms. Cristallo is so fragile, and Ms. Sotheby is the most mischievous child in the camp.

She shakes her head in an attempt to dismiss her worries.

Eagle

I shouldn't think like that! Yes, always look on the bright side. They seem so happy together.

Twins Sleep

Happiness is always a good thing! Happiness is always a good thing!

A distant call cuts through their conversation.

Sotheby

Excuse me! Pardon me! The fiftieth experimental product is ready!

The sound of stumbling feet comes from within the smoke.

Sotheby

I guarantee it, this is the perfect formula!

The green whirlwind of a girl breaks through the smoke, appearing before her friends.

Eagle

Ms. Sotheby, are you still working on that popcorn thing?

Sotheby

Popping Candy Popcorn? Yes! Would you like to try some? I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

Oh! Feel the love! Yes, feel the love! At least Ms. Cristallo would describe it that way.

Eagle takes one from Sotheby.

Twins Sleep

It tastes really good! It has a strong corn flavor!

Eagle

Mmm, it does taste good. But, where are you getting all the corn? There certainly aren't any cornfields in the suitcase.

Sotheby

Oh! Corn? I don't use any corn.

That's the magic of it! It has a strong corn flavor without using corn at all! And it can make people dance, sing, and dream! La-la-la-la!

Lisa and Louise exchange puzzled looks.

Eagle

You mean, you're making popcorn without corn?

Sotheby

Yes! I add corn essence, cinnamon powder, orange peel, toad powder, belladonna—

Eagle

Wait, belladonna? Toad powder?

Sotheby

Yes! Belladonna makes people happy, and toad powder makes them spit colorful bubbles!

Eagle

Aren't they poisonous?

Worry starts to overtake her.

Sotheby

Poisonous? What are you talking about?

I've tested it a hundred times, and I'm totally fine! It couldn't possibly be poisonous.

Sensing that something is off, Sotheby tosses a piece of popcorn into her mouth. She gives a light burp, filling the air with a sweet scent.

Sotheby

Hmm. It tastes good, but it doesn't quite make me want to jump up and down.

Eagle looks at the popcorn in her hand, then at Sotheby. She takes a deep breath.

Eagle

Ahem, Ms. Sotheby.

The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 3: Manners and Etiquette

Eagle

I ... I ...

Although I like you very much, and you've helped us all a lot, I still have something I have to tell you.

I hope you'll consider keeping some distance from Ms. Cristallo. What you're doing could be harmful to her health.

The air suddenly feels thick.

Sotheby

Wh-What are you talking about?!

Eagle

What I mean to say is—ahem—that your relationship might not be good for Cristallo as a patient.

Sotheby has never been confronted with such doubt.

Sotheby

But, I assure you, the refined and processed essence I use couldn't even harm a day-old Tatzelwurm!

1. Always show calm and kindness towards others.

Eagle

There's no way to be sure.

All I know is that the Timekeeper warned us that her health is very fragile and that we shouldn't interfere with her treatment.

Sotheby gives Eagle a wide-eyed stare.

Sotheby

Ms. Eagle. Don't you trust me?

Eagle scratches her face, shifting her gaze away from Sotheby.

Twins Sleep

Hmph! Lisa doesn't like this. Louise doesn't like this.

The twins pout, tugging at each other's sleeves.

The two girls stand face to face, neither willing to give in to the other.

Ms. Moissan

Did I hear mention of the Timekeeper?

Twins Sleep

Ms. Moissan!

Thank goodness, an adult has arrived.

Ms. Moissan walks over and smiles.

Ms. Moissan

Forgive me for eavesdropping. It sounds like you're having a disagreement, am I right?

Ms. Moissan questions the girls to ensure she fully understands the situation.

After hearing their explanation, she sighs.

Ms. Moissan

Perhaps—Sotheby, perhaps they're right.

She looks up at Ms. Moissan in confusion.

Facing this "judgment," she sniffs, trying to pull tears from her eyes to gain the adult's sympathy.

But adults will always try to reason.

Ms. Moissan

I know it's difficult for you to accept right now, but maybe Ms. Cristallo doesn't like being disturbed?

Allowing her more time to rest and interrupting her less often is what's best for her right now.

Ms. Moissan

How about it? Sotheby?

Sotheby's fingers tightly twist up in her skirt. She lowers her head as she tries to control her breathing.

Everyone watches on in silence.

Eagle frowns, still reflecting on their conversation.

Finally, Sotheby moves.

Sotheby

But you don't understand how amazing she is or what she means to me.

She taught me the difference between steak and a cow—even though I always thought they were essentially the same thing.

She also taught me what a baby Dingonek is called. It's a frog ... Frog? Fraw?—Frog!

She's the most knowledgeable person I've ever met! She's incredible—not a unicorn that has to be protected or some lazy blobfish that lies around all day!

Eagle exchanges a look with Lisa and Louise, thinks for a moment, then gently speaks.

Eagle

But steak is just meat from a cow, and frogs are always called frogs. That's just common knowledge, isn't it?

Sotheby

Common?

A hint of confusion flashes across her face.

Eagle

Yeah, they're things we know from birth, right?

Ms. Moissan

Oh, dear!

Sotheby

Know from birth?

Eagle

Yes.

There's an awkward pause.

Sotheby stands stunned.

Eagle

Alright, well, what if we think about it the other way around? What do you mean to her?

Sotheby

Me? I ...

She ponders for a moment.

Sotheby

I-I tell her stories about Typhon. Anyone who hears Typhon's stories is quickly filled with courage!

Eagle

Typhon?

Eagle mutters the name to herself.

A wind blows, ushering in silence once again.

2. In social interactions, one must be mindful, moderate, and behave in a decent manner.

Eagle

And what is Typhon exactly?

...

3. One must have a stable temper and never vent anger on others.

Cristallo

Oh, you're later than usual. Were you having trouble mixing the materials this time?

Sotheby

Huh? Oh! Yes—yes ...

She seems a bit dazed.

Cristallo

Hey, what's wrong? What happened?

Cristallo shakes her IV stand, making a gentle clinking sound.

Sotheby

Ah! Nothing, nothing!

Alright, let's begin! Which batch are we on? The fifty-second! Okay. Let me see, let me see.

Cristallo

Ms. Sotheby?

Sotheby spins around the room, as if looking for something. Her skirt sweeps across the table, knocking the glassware on it.

The glass tips over, the liquid inside spilling onto the floor and making a terrible mess.

Cristallo

Ms. Sotheby!

Sotheby

Sorry! I, I—sorry.

The overhead light starts to flicker.

The two of them look up in alarm.

But it isn't just the light.

Every electrical device in the room starts to flicker—the desk lamp, the radio, the radiation therapy device ...

With the last electrical device dead, the room plunges into darkness.

Cristallo

A-A power cut?

Sotheby

Oh, goodness! Is it my eyes, or has the demon Oritau finally arrived?!

Cristallo

Don't panic, Ms. Sotheby. It's not a demon. It's just a power outage.

Sotheby

A power outage? You mean a thunderbird attack?

Cristallo

No, no, nothing that serious. It's just a circuit malfunction.

Sotheby

Are you sure? It looks just like one!

Oh! Sotheby knows how to deal with thunderbirds! Sotheby knows!

Cristallo

I think you must've spilled that concoction on a plug socket. It probably caused a short circuit.

It's not a big deal. It'll be fixed soon. Don't worry.

Sotheby

Circuit? Short circuit?

Wow. You really know a lot.

Cristallo

It's nothing, just common knowledge.

In the darkness, Sotheby blinks.

Sotheby

Common knowledge, you say?

Cristallo

Yes, that's right.

Sotheby

Like something you've known since birth?

Cristallo

Something like that, yes.

Cristallo gives a soft sigh.

Cristallo

I've spent my whole life surrounded by electronic medical devices, you know. I'm familiar with how they work.

At night, when I'm alone, I can even hear their breathing.

The liquid on the floor quickly solidifies, and as the power slowly returns, one light after another comes back on.

The brief moment of panic is over.

In the faint light, a burnt smell lingers in the air.

Cristallo

See, Ms. Sotheby, everything's fine now.

It's the circuit's self-protection mechanism. It automatically cuts off when there's danger.

Ms. Sotheby?

Sotheby

So ...

So, you probably don't know who Typhon is either.

The filament in the light above continues to make a noisy electric buzz.

Cristallo

...?

What are you talking about?

Haven't we just been adventuring in Typhon's mythical kingdom together?

How could I forget his heroic deeds?

Sotheby

Hmm, maybe it is true.

Ms. Cristallo doesn't know what Typhon is, either.

Cristallo

Hey, what are you talking about? *huff*

*huff* What's wrong? You've been acting strange ever since you came back.

*huff, huff*

It isn't just Sotheby who feels something is wrong.

A familiar feeling overwhelms Cristallo. A bad feeling.

At first, it's a dull dizziness, then her breathing becomes rapid, and her vision starts to darken.

She can distinctly feel her body weakening as she begins to lose consciousness.

Cristallo

Sotheby, Sotheby ...

Sotheby

Alright, I admit it. I'm feeling a bit sad, but I don't know why.

Cristallo

Sotheby ... can you ... help me ...

Sotheby

I know, I know. I know exactly who Typhon is, but what if others don't?

How do I introduce him to them? How do I tell his story?

Cristallo

So, *huff*, Sotheby ...

Sotheby

What if Typhon isn't the same to others as he is to me?

What if, what if others see things I can't?

...

...

Sotheby

Then, how do people become friends?

Hm? Cristallo!!!

4. Communication Etiquette

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Vertin

Alright, it looks like her condition has stabilized.

This episode might have been triggered by a scare, but the bigger issue seems to be that this radiotherapy machine suddenly lost power.

In any case, she needs to rest for now, and we need to ensure that the radiotherapy device doesn't malfunction again.

Ms. Moissan

That's good to hear. It seems we arrived just in the nick of time.

Twins Sleep

This really scared Lisa! This really scared Louise!

Eagle

None of us had ever seen her have an episode like that before. We were really at a loss.

APPLe

Unfortunately, this APPLe cannot produce apple juice. So, what can we do to help her regain her health?

Vertin

We'll just have to wait for now.

APPLe

Hmm, perhaps Ms. Sotheby will have some good ideas? Please excuse this APPLe's excess of concern.

APPLe

Ms. Sotheby?

Sotheby is leaning on the bed, her face so close to Cristallo's that her breath is making her hair flutter on her forehead.

Sotheby

Are you sure she'll wake up if we just wait?

Her voice sounds cautious.

Vertin

That's how it worked the last few times.

Sotheby

But she sounds like a trapped two-horned beast.

Vertin

You're right. She looks uneasy.

Sotheby

Hmm, maybe conventional medicine isn't ideal for her. I think she needs something specific to her condition.

Eagle

But we don't even know what her illness is.

Vertin

It's a congenital condition. There's no other case like it in the world.

APPLe

Not exactly cancer, but something similar to that type of illness—of course, this is just this APPLe's assessment.

Sotheby

It's the Kuchibunbun disease.

Her decisive words fall like a coin to the ground.

Vertin

...?

Sotheby

The Kuchibunbun disease, it's obvious.

She needs an injection of pain-relieving dew twice a day and should take three toad egg calcium tablets. The red one will have to be cut in half and eaten in two doses.

Hair loss, peeling skin on fingers—they're clear signs of the Kuchibunbun disease.

Vertin

...

After a brief, awkward silence, they decide to ignore this unheard-of term.

Eagle

Right. We really don't know what her illness is. Maybe, we just don't know her that well.

Twins Sleep

Lisa doesn't understand! Louise doesn't understand!

A hint of confusion flickers in Sotheby's eyes.

A cautious yet crucial inquiry.

Eagle

No, that's not what I mean! I don't mean we don't play with her often. I mean ...

You see, we do like each other! But ...

Twins Sleep

We're afraid of breaking the glass! Afraid of breaking the glass!

Eagle

Right. We're afraid of bumping into her or knocking her over—like, well, like now.

Twins Sleep

Danger! Danger!

Eagle

The Scout Manual says we mustn't harm our teammates, whether intentionally or unintentionally. We must protect our teammates as much as possible, including from accidents.

Vertin

Indeed. We tend to arrange fewer field missions for her.

Ms. Moissan

We've also installed a number of safety features in her room to stop her from falling or having sudden episodes.

Vertin

Yes, we've been doing our best to ensure her health and safety. After all, her body's not quite like that of an ordinary person.

It's not a difficult concept to understand; fragile things must be well protected. People have always set such rules.

No matter how simple the logic, for a child who is persistent to the point of stubbornness, it isn't so easy to grasp.

It warrants a long and thoughtful contemplation in her own way.

Sotheby

Oh, I see. That's why she says she wants to go outside and wants to eat snacks with everyone.

She wants to eat those delicious butternut candies, cinnamon sweets, and the cheese sauce that makes you joyfully ticklish.

Sotheby looks at Cristallo lying on the bed.

Cristallo

So—you don't really have many friends, do you?

Sotheby

So—you don't really have many friends, do you?

The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 4: Conversational Etiquette

1. One must always be judicious in speech, avoid harsh or extreme words, and conceal any overly strong emotions.

Sotheby

Friends. You will have good friends.

Ms. Cristallo, you WILL wake up, and you WILL eat the most delicious snacks in the world, and you WILL have the most friends of anyone there ever was!

Sotheby takes a deep breath.

Sotheby

Ms. Vertin!

Vertin

...?

Sotheby

Sotheby wishes to apply for an expedition outside the suitcase! The purpose of it is, um, to gather ingredients for the cure for the Kuchibunbun disease!

I know the recipe for it! I need the tongue of a wild dale cow, a hoof from an extremely dangerous four-legged beast, one not-at-all-spicy Jamaican pepper, and an ever-flying, never-dying Immortal Flower!

They're all easy to find! But, sadly, I don't have any of them here.

So, Sotheby hopes Ms. Vertin can approve her application!

May I please be allowed to venture outside the suitcase to find these materials? Then I can cure Ms. Cristallo!

Ms. Moissan

Outside the suitcase?

Ms. Moissan takes a deep breath.

Ms. Moissan

In the past, your materials were always procured by the manor's servants.

They might not even exist.

Sotheby blinks.

Sotheby

Don't worry, Ms. Moissan. I'll find them.

Sotheby glances down at Typhon, who is tied around her waist.

Typhon smiles back at her.

Vertin

...

So be it.

Your choice

I agree

Vertin

I agree.

Ms. Moissan

Timekeeper?!

APPLe

A sincere reminder. Timekeeper, even though we now have the Equilibrium Umbrella to deal with the "Storm," there are plenty of other dangers out there.

Vertin

True. But perhaps she isn't as oblivious to the outside world as we think.

After all, she diagnosed Cristallo's "illness," didn't she? Something none of us could do.

APPLe

Nonsense!

Oh, sorry. This APPLe was trying to convince himself, but unfortunately failed.

Eagle

The Kuchibunbun disease?

Vertin

Yes, the Kuchibunbun disease.

Eagle

But that's not even a recorded illness.

Vertin

Maybe not, but ...

Vertin seems reluctant to say more. She turns to Sotheby.

Vertin

Now, Sotheby.

Go ahead. You have my permission to leave the suitcase so you can gather the materials you need.

Sotheby

Really? I can go?

Vertin

Yes.

Sotheby

Hooray!

Sotheby feels an unprecedented surge of energy.

Vertin

But for your safety, there are some things you must remember.

I'm afraid we won't be able to assign more people to accompany you.

So remember to keep your tracking device with you at all times.

You have a six-hour time limit. When your six hours are over, whether you've gathered all the ingredients or not, you must return to the suitcase. At that time, Sonetto will pick you up based on the tracker's location, so don't worry about making your way back.

Lastly, always, always carry the Equilibrium Umbrella. If there are any signs of the "Storm," contact us immediately and return to the suitcase.

Sotheby frowns as she listens, giving a serious nod from time to time. Even after Vertin finishes, she remains absorbed in the instructions, appearing somewhat dazed.

Sotheby

A brand-new solo adventure ...

Vertin

Yes, this time, it's just you.

Your choice

So, are you ready?

Vertin

So, are you ready?

Sotheby blinks and takes a deep breath.

Sotheby

I understand.

Sotheby is ready!!!

2. Maintain eye contact and a sincere smile when engaged in conversation, as a smile enhances one's influence.

Sotheby

I'm going to find some real corn to make real popcorn.

Hawker

Step right up! Come get your Easter goods! We've got 'em all—and at a fair price!

The street is thick with activity. The crowd is bustling between sellers carting their goods. A hawker, laden with leather bags, wine jugs, and colorful plastic hairpins and jewelry, is eagerly selling his lackluster wares.

Hawker

Hey! You! N-No don't just look and leave! Did you know that the world's first edible Easter Bunny was made by the Germans in the 16th century?

We make bunnies out of chocolate now, but the original was all sugar! Oh! And did you also know that the bunny is actually the pet of the goddess "Eostre"?! Haha!

And the goddess's pet is made of chocolate, ain't that something? Come on up and get one, kid. Hey, come on, it's chocolate! What kind of kid doesn't love chocolate!

Sotheby

Hey, I'm not a kid. And don't touch my head.

Hawker

Oh! My apologies, my lady! You're done up so nicely. I should've known that you're no ordinary girl!

The hawker sizes up Sotheby.

Hawker

Well, an elegant and beautiful lady such as yourself surely wouldn't want to leave Walkerland Avenue empty-handed!

How 'bout an Easter Bunny, or maybe hot cross buns and Easter eggs with a custom design?

Sotheby

Thank you for your kind introduction, but I'm looking for something. Do you know where I can find an Immortal Flower?

Hawker

What? This some kind of joke? Haha.

Sotheby

An Immortal Flower! Don't tell me you don't know it. It's Artemis's little guardian, with branches bearing thousands of grain-like fruits.

Hawker

Well, I guess you'd find something like that in the forest.

The hawker's hands begin to move subtly.

Sotheby

You're right! Then, I suppose I should look in the forest. Could you point me in the direction of the nearest one? Or the countryside! The wilds! Do you know how to get there?

A pearl earring set with a ruby falls into his palm.

Hawker

Oh! The nearest way to the countryside, let me think.

A pearl necklace slips from her neck.

Hawker

The nearest countryside area, that would be Greydog Hill. You can take a cab to the train station from here. Then it's just one stop away.

Of course, if you prefer, you can ride in one of our carts. How does that sound, my lady? My horse'll have you there in only three hours.

Sotheby

Three hours? No, that won't do at all.

The hawker's hand reaches for Sotheby's watch.

Hawker

If you want to get there faster, we do have a motorized vehicle, but it'll cost you.

Sotheby

That's no problem!

Hawker

Hey, Leiby!

A stony-faced, hunchbacked little man wearing a flat cap comes over, looking rather unhappy.

The hawker deftly unfastens Sotheby's watch and slips it into his wine bag, then gives a signal to the one called Leiby.

Leiby understands immediately.

Leiby

So, this little lady wants to go to Greydog Hill, huh?

Sotheby

That's right!

Leiby

That ain't easy to get to. You tryin' to get there within the hour?

Leiby

Hm, lemme think. This one's a tough nut. Ain't easy to find a rig in the city that can go that fast.

I mean, Greydog Hill! That's real far off. We usually take a day to prepare for a trip out there.

As Leiby speaks, the hawker has already started picking the ornaments from Sotheby's belt.

Sotheby

Please, this is ever so important to me!

Immortal Flowers only grow in the grasslands. It's the only place I can get one!

I'll pay you lots and lots of money!

Leiby and the hawker exchange a glance.

Leiby

Alright, come on, lady. Let's take the motorcar.

Alright, we're here.

The nearly broken-down vehicle shudders for a moment. Then, with a puff of exhaust, it stops with a clatter.

Sotheby

Wonderful! How can I possibly thank you? Here, take my jewelry! You can have it all!

Leiby

Well, alright then, heh-heh.

Leiby rubs his hands, expectation in his eyes.

Sotheby touches her ears, then her neck, wrists, and waist.

As Leiby watches her, his expression grows increasingly suspicious.

Sotheby

Huh? That's strange. Wasn't I wearing them when I left?

Leiby

You mean you ain't got no money?

Sotheby

No, no, you see, this is just a misunderstanding. It's not that I don't have money. I CAN have money. I just ...

Leiby

So I brought you all this way for nothing?

Anger is bubbling in Leiby's voice. The small man slowly gets to his feet. His shadow grows longer and longer, until it looks like a giant beech tree.

Sotheby

Wow, so, you're not ...? You're also an arcanist?

Leiby

You think you can push me around 'cause I'm small, pal? Huh?!

You better watch yourself, little lady. Either you hand over some proper jewelry, or I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!

Sotheby

Goodness, sir! You're being very rude indeed!

The giant shadow grows closer and closer.

Sotheby can hear her heartbeat in her chest.

Sotheby

B-Bodyguard!

Wow, I won? I really won! All by myself!

Hmph! Nobody can make Sotheby the Great Potion Alchemist surrender!

The girl revels in her victory.

Leiby

You—you ugly, stupid witch! I hope your stomach rots and maggots crawl out your eyes!

Sotheby

Ugh! How incredibly rude. He'll never be a gentleman with that kind of behavior.

Sotheby brushes the dust off her clothes and peers into the distance.

A few old houses stand in the distance. It looks like a farm.

Sotheby

That looks like a good place to ask. Maybe they know where I can find an Immortal Flower. Oh, and they have an orchard! I might find a dale cow tongue in there!

What a great idea! The clever Sotheby fears nothing!

Huh? Where did Ms. Vertin's tracker go?

5. Dressing Etiquette

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Sonetto

Timekeeper, we lost contact with Sotheby's tracking device two hours ago.

Vertin

Where was the last infrared signal received?

Sonetto

In a small town called "Willoughby."

I took the liberty of looking into its history. The most notable recent report is about a racetrack shooting incident three years ago.

The report states that an armed assailant entered the venue and shot and killed everyone sitting in the VIP section with 7.62mm caliber bullets. Despite the high-profile nature of the crime, the assailant was never caught, and the case remains unsolved.

Vertin

The assailant wasn't caught on the spot?

Vertin

And there were no fingerprints or traces left behind?

Sonetto

No.

All investigative leads inexplicably went cold.

The victims were all wealthy businessmen from other towns. Their families jointly sued the local police department, accusing them of shielding the perpetrator, but the court didn't rule in their favor.

It's a poor town with an extreme aversion to outsiders. This incident highlighted the tension between the townspeople and wealthy outsiders. No one in the town even wants to find the perpetrator. In fact, it's believed they do their best to cover for each other.

Because any one of them could be the killer.

Timekeeper, I'm worried that the situation might spiral out of our control.

Vertin

...

Sotheby

Hello! Is anyone home? I'd like to ask you a question!

Several pairs of eyes peek through the cracks in the various windows, doors, and drafty wooden boards. They all stare at the girl.

Sotheby

Hey, I know you're home! I know you can hear me!

The eyes remain unmoved.

Sotheby

I'm ever so sorry to disturb you, but I want to ask if any of you have seen an Immortal Flower.

Or a Jamaican pepper, or dale cow tongue? I really need to find them to heal my friend.

The eyes glance at each other.

Then, there is the sound of movement inside the house.

???

Where are you from?

Sotheby

Huh? Where am I from?

Uh, I'm from a suitcase—I mean, I'm from the great Sotheby's Manor! Yes, my name is Sotheby!

???

Sotheby?

Murmurs break out inside the house.

???

That rich guy?

The potion-making family?

Bah, you liar!

The murmuring stops. Sotheby swallows nervously.

???

...

Come in, child.

The little Scout nervously twiddles her thumbs.

Eagle

Ms. Sotheby will be okay, won't she?

Vertin

...

APPLe

Ahem, is it too late for this APPLe to raise an objection now?

Ms. Moissan

Timekeeper, should we send someone out to find her?

Eagle

Timekeeper ...

Vertin

...

It's not time yet.

???

So, your friend's sick, and you need to gather ingredients to help her.

Sotheby

Yes, exactly.

The old TV, showing a fuzzy "Saturday Family" broadcast, crackles in the background. The paint is peeling off the fiberboard walls.

The sound of a stew bubbling on the stove, mixed with the police sirens on the TV, creates an ominous atmosphere.

???

I see. You must be a very kind child to do all that.

Coffee?

A grease-stained glove offers a cup. The scorched, thick substance inside is almost unrecognizable.

Sotheby

Oh, thank you! You let me in because you know where I can find an Immortal Flower, right?

It's the most difficult ingredient I need for my potion. Once I find this, I can get the others in a jiffy.

Wow, this coffee tastes ... really strange, um ... *cough*

My apologies, but, may I ask what you added to it?

???

A few nutritious items. My children believe we should serve our guests the best.

Out of the shadows rolls a wheelchair carrying an elderly woman.

Sotheby

It's a little sour.

Elderly Woman

Ha, it's what we country folk drink. Of course you wouldn't be used to it!

The elderly woman spits on the floor near Sotheby's feet.

Sotheby

Oh! No, of-of course not! I ...

As if to prove something, Sotheby gulps down the rest of the coffee.

The elderly woman gives a satisfied smile.

Elderly Woman

My children will like you.

Sotheby

Thank you very much. So, now can you tell me about the Immortal Flower?

Elderly Woman

Immortal Flowers ... We know about those. My child will tell you.

Sotheby

Thank you, but where is your child? I haven't seen anyone.

Elderly Woman

Wait a moment, he'll—

Three boys of the same age run down the stairs, carrying something covered with a black cloth.

Boy I

Stinky head!

Boy II

Stinky head!

Boy III

Stinky head!

The three boys shout as they slam whatever is covered in the black cloth onto the table in front of Sotheby. They then jump onto the nearby sofa and sit cross-legged.

Sotheby

Uh ... hello ...

A sound like gnawing mice comes from under the black cloth.

Startled, Sotheby turns to look at it.

Boy I

Hey!

Something soft with a foul stench flies toward Sotheby's head.

A smelly sock from one of the boys.

The boy's now bare foot is hanging in the air as he leisurely watches Sotheby.

Sotheby

You ... I-I'm a guest! You can't just throw a sock in my face!

Boy I

Shut up, stinky head!

Sotheby's face turns bright red.

Sotheby

I'm not ... You ...

The elderly woman stands up from her seat, walks over to the three boys, and slaps each one hard across the face.

*smack* *smack* *smack*

Sotheby

Oh my! There's no need to do that! Please don't hit them on my account.

The elderly woman sits back down, spitting in the boys' direction.

Sotheby

Ahem. May I ask ... do any of you know where I might find an Immortal Flower?

The three boys remain silent.

Elderly Woman

What? What are you asking?

Sotheby

The Immortal Flower?

Elderly Woman

Ask my child, Little Apple.

Sotheby

Um, I am, but they're not answering me.

The elderly woman clicks her tongue, lights a pipe, and extinguishes the match with a flick. A cloud of gray smoke obscures her face.

Elderly Woman

Ah-heh-ha-ha.

Choked laughter squeezes through her nose.

She hunches over, her hands struggling to turn the wheels of her wheelchair as she maneuvers around the seats. She places her hand on the black cloth covering the container on the table.

Elderly Woman

Not those three brats—this is my child.

She pulls off the cloth to reveal a glass container. A human head with unblinking eyes is floating inside.

Eagle

I understand now.

It must be my fault, because ...

Sonetto

Timekeeper, only one hour left.

Vertin

I know.

Sonetto

We should start preparing a rescue plan.

Vertin

...

Sonetto

I'll begin a search based on the last known location.

Timekeeper, what's wrong?

Vertin

I'd like to wait a little longer.

The tension rises, but a clear voice cuts through the serious atmosphere.

Eagle

Timekeeper! I'm sorry!

Vertin

...?

Eagle

It's all my fault.

I said some bad things to Ms. Sotheby. She must have wanted to go outside because of me!

A Scout should never leave a scoutmate in danger. I violated the rules of the Scout Manual, and I-I'm ready to accept my punishment.

Sonetto

What are you talking about?

But the little Scout seems unwilling to explain further. Her voice is trembling.

Eagle

I'm worried ...

Ms. Sotheby ... She might already be ...

The elderly woman leans against the glass container, gazing affectionately at the head inside.

Elderly Woman

My dear child, we finally have our own little money bank.

Sotheby

Wha-What?

The elderly woman gets down from her wheelchair, limps over to a kitchen cabinet, and pulls out a rifle.

Elderly Woman

Tell those fools on Sizemore Road we've caught a rich little girl. Let's see how much we can squeeze out of her.

Sotheby

Y-You can't do this! The police will come and arrest you!

Elderly Woman

The police?

The room bursts into laughter.

Elderly Woman

We prefer the term "dogs" for those fools at Sizemore Road.

The elderly woman raises her rifle, aiming the dark barrel of the 7.62mm caliber gun directly at Sotheby.

Elderly Woman

She got away!

Her mad screams echo through the valley. Sotheby runs at full speed without so much as a glance backward.

The crazed old woman quickly reloads her rifle.

Bullets slice through the air toward Sotheby's retreating figure.

*bang* *bang*

The 7.62mm caliber bullets whizz through the withered grass, skimming the hem of Sotheby's dress.

It looks like it's about to rain.

The scent of soil fills her nostrils as the sticky ground makes her steps increasingly heavy.

Sotheby

*huff—huff—huff*

Her legs give way, and she slips in the mud.

Boy I

She's here!

A whistle quickly directs the footsteps of his brothers.

By the time Sotheby comes to her senses, the three boys have caught up to her, circling her like hyenas.

Sotheby

Why are you chasing me? I only wanted to ask a simple question!

One of the boys squats down, grabbing Sotheby's beautifully tied hair with one hand.

The three boys laugh together.

Boy I

She asks me why?

Boy II

She asks you why.

Boy III

We don't have a reason.

Boy I

Did you hear that?

We don't have a reason.

<speed=0.3>It's just for fun.

Four words.

Sotheby

It's just for fun?

Sotheby can't comprehend such an idea.

Sotheby

Sotheby's Diary.

April 15th.

I can hear that laughter again. The laughter of the little Succaraths, it's started again!

I asked them why they're laughing like that. I told them how very rude and uncomfortable it is!

And they said it's just for fun.

Stono Swift!

The three boys' smiles freeze.

Sotheby pulls herself off the ground. Her dress is torn. The tattered fabric drags on the ground, covered in dirt.

Sotheby

Just ... for fun ...

Fuego Burn!

The flame starts small but soon grows.

Flames rise from the boys' feet, illuminating their terrified faces in its amber glow.

There's a rumble of thunder. Rain is coming. The flames burn fiercely.

Sotheby

This scene, it feels like I've seen it before, just ...

Sonetto

Ten more minutes.

Timekeeper, I've prepared these portable floppy disks for you. They should aid you in your search.

Vertin

Hmm ...

The flames climb the grass and up the pant legs of the boys. Even the pouring rain can't stop its growth.

The rain falls, and the fire rises.

As Sotheby stands, watching, the hem of her dress also catches fire.

Sotheby

I knew it. Mr. Karson must've lied to me. How could I have slept through it all?

So the cries in my nightmares are from those four-legged beasts, and the "children outside the window" that Cristallo mentioned, I played with them.

Yes, it was on that birthday. I remember it all now.

Dirt, rain, and the hooves of the four-legged beast trampling me, and, and their laughter.

...

Sotheby

Turns out there are many kinds of laughter, and not all are friendly.

The flames continue to rise. They have reached her waist.

This fire is better than any fires.

Better than the fire in the Christmas Eve fireplace, the fire in the snow-covered villa, the fire at the tea dance, and the fire at the Toscanini concert.

It's real fire. One that will devour everything.

Sotheby

Hmm, it seems having a good memory isn't always a good thing.

Sotheby pulls herself out of her memories and looks at the three boys in front of her.

She sighs in relief, a smile on her face.

Sotheby

Flames Extinguish.

Petrification, release.

The boys flee in panic.

Their screams echo through the valley. It's unlikely they will ever bully anyone again.

The rain is still falling, soaking Sotheby's head and shoulders. Her knees are muddy, and her arms are scratched and bleeding.

She looks toward the ashen sky, where a bright ray of sunlight is struggling to break through the clouds.

Sotheby

Oh! I almost forgot! My Easter chocolate!

She pulls out the chocolate from her pocket. It's drenched.

Sotheby

Haha—Happy Easter!

She seems to remember something. She blinks and smiles.

Sotheby

Huh? Isn't today also my birthday?

Sonetto

Timekeeper, I've found her tracker.

I asked a man selling Easter eggs nearby. He said he saw a girl in a green dress heading toward Greydog Hill.

Let's go.

Vertin

...

Yes. It's time.

A disheveled-looking Sotheby bursts through the crowded market on the back of a horse, trampling various crafts in the process.

Sotheby

Oh, dear! I'm ever so sorry! I'll be sure to pay you back!

And you, and you as well! Ooh, this one's truly exquisite! I'll compensate you tenfold!

What? Are you talking about my four-legged beast? It's very well-behaved! I'll make it apologize to you too!

Sonetto

Timekeeper. Is that ...

Vertin

Yes.

Sonetto blinks.

Sonetto

Timekeeper, are you smiling?

Sotheby

Oh! Ms. Vertin! Ms. Sonetto! Have you been waiting for me?

She pulls the reins tightly. Her hat is half-missing and crooked, her sleeves are stained with blood, and her skirt is charred and tattered.

She's in rags, but her smile is joyful.

Sotheby

Whoa!

The horse comes to a steady stop in front of them, breathing heavily through its large nostrils.

Sotheby gently strokes its head.

Sotheby

Thank you, little one. Thank you for bringing me back.

She looks up and, imitating Eagle, reports loudly.

Sotheby

Ms. Vertin, my exploration outside the suitcase is complete!

I've gathered all the ingredients needed to treat Ms. Cristallo's condition.

And I've got corn seeds too!

The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 5: Dressing Etiquette

1. One must maintain a neat and tidy appearance and avoid dirtying or damaging clothes. In the case of an accident, change promptly.

6. The Sixth Etiquette

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A cotton swab dipped in iodine is gently pressed against Sotheby's wound.

Sotheby

Ooh, ouch ...

???

Miss, please bear with me for a moment. It'll be over soon.

Sotheby

Oh! N-No, I didn't mean it! It doesn't hurt. Keep going.

Moonlight streams through the floor-length windows and into the quiet room.

The gentle sound of the piano fills the air.

???

I admit music can distract from and alleviate pain, but even the most moving melody loses its charm when played repeatedly. Miss, perhaps you should try a different piece.

Sotheby

But I like playing this one.

???

In that case, you need to learn a new piece. I assure you, you'll enjoy playing something new.

Sotheby

Ouch!

???

I do apologize, Ms. Sotheby. Does the potion sting?

Sotheby

Mr. Karson ...

Mr. Karson

Yes, my lady?

Sotheby

If this tiny wound hurts this much, what does it feel like to die?

Mr. Karson

Hmm. That's a good question, and you asked the right person.

Are you afraid of death?

Sotheby

I-I wasn't afraid before. It was just a nightmare, a darkness or long sleep.

Mr. Karson

And now?

Sotheby

Now ...

I'm a little scared.

Mr. Karson

Why?

Sotheby

Because it'll take my friends away.

Like they'll fall asleep and never wake up.

Mr. Karson

Alright, switch hands.

Sotheby extends her other hand, and Mr. Karson gently applies the cotton swab to the wound on it.

Mr. Karson

Ultimately, you're afraid of loneliness.

Sotheby

I'm not afraid of loneliness. Sotheby is not afraid of loneliness.

Mr. Karson

It's quite alright, my lady. No one wants to be lonely.

But loneliness is not a monster; it's not enough to overwhelm a person.

There are many people in this world who have done wrong in their lives, and oftentimes they don't even know why they do it.

Ultimately, it's because they're afraid of being lonely.

But the fact is, loneliness isn't that scary.

Just as all monsters have an Achilles' heel, loneliness has its remedy.

Sotheby

What is it?

Mr. Karson

I think you may already know the answer, my lady.

He puts down the cotton swab and carefully inspects Sotheby's wounds.

Mr. Karson

I'm afraid I have to go now.

I'll come and see you next time. I'm sure that by then, you'll be an even more trustworthy young lady.

Sotheby

Hmm ... huh ... did I fall asleep ...?

A light knock raps on the door before it creaks open.

Eagle

Can I come in?

Sotheby

Hmm? Oh, it's you! Of course!

The little Scout slowly shuffles in.

Eagle

Ms. Sotheby, how's that potion coming along?

Sotheby

Oh! The potion! Yes, it's all finished. They're in these test tubes over here.

Sotheby proudly raises her head as she shows her friend her masterpiece.

Sotheby

I already gave Ms. Cristallo a little bit. Once she wakes up, she can drink some more, and it'll work even better!

Eagle stands by the door, wanting to come closer but feeling too timid to do so.

Sotheby strides over to Eagle, takes her hand, and leads her to the experimentation table. She taps the test tubes.

Sotheby

Listen. Don't they make a pretty sound?

"Ding ding dang dong," "boo bop du dop," such bright melodies!

Eagle tentatively reaches out a finger and, like Sotheby, gently taps the test tubes.

They sway like wind chimes, producing a series of crisp sounds.

Sotheby

Hehe, do you like it? I love doing this on a quiet night. It's so much fun!

Eagle

Yeah, I like it. It's interesting.

She smiles shyly, but behind her eyes, it's clear to see that she has something to say.

Sotheby looks at Eagle, places the test tube aside, and sits back on the bed, swinging her legs.

Sotheby

Well, Ms. Eagle, I-I still want to play with her.

I want to be with my friends forever and ever.

She lowers her eyes.

Eagle

No! No—I ...

She plays with her fingers anxiously, not knowing what to say.

Eagle

I, I'm actually here to apologize.

Eagle

After you left, I kept thinking about what I said to you before.

I ... you see ... I ...

I shouldn't have said those things to you—not just about hoping you wouldn't play with her, but, many, many other things, too.

I don't even know why I said it.

Maybe it was because I also want to be friends with you, but I don't know how.

Sotheby opens a small tin box that she pulled from the cabinet.

Sotheby

Try this.

When you described the Pop-a-Rock Rainbow Candy to me before, I thought, wouldn't it be nice if there was a candy that, after eating it, you could see a rainbow?

Sotheby puts one in her mouth as well, and the two of them chew together.

They chew and chew.

And chew and chew some more.

Sotheby

They're a bit tough, aren't they?

The two look at each other. Sotheby is wincing, her hand on her aching jaw.

They giggle.

Eagle

Hey, I see it. There's a rainbow!

Eagle points to the ceiling.

There's nothing there.

Sotheby

One, two, three ... seven, just like Heimdall said, seven colors!

The two of them tilt their heads back, grinning at the empty ceiling.

Eagle

Look! It's Typhon!

He's walking on the rainbow bridge. Hey! Where's he going?

Someone's stopping him. Who is that?

Sotheby

That's Heimdall, the great hero who guards the rainbow bridge. He's giving Typhon directions!

Eagle

Where's Typhon going?

Sotheby

He's going to battle with Jupiter and his army!

Eagle

Who's Jupiter?

Sotheby

Oh, he's a really bad man. His minions are always giving Typhon trouble. They've even come to bother me, but I managed to drive them off!

Eagle

Wow—that's amazing!

I hereby present you, Lady Sotheby, Captain of Typhon's army and leader in the victorious battle against Jupiter's army, with this first-class medal of honor.

The little Scout wobbles as she sits up, unpins the badge from her chest, and solemnly pins it to Sotheby's dress.

Sotheby

It is my honor, Commander!

Sotheby wobbles as she sits up and gives Eagle a less-than-perfect salute.

Eagle adjusts Sotheby's hand to the correct salute position, then lies back down.

Eagle

Hehe! Hahaha!

Sotheby

Hahaha!

The two laugh together.

The night is still long.

The Lady's Code of Conduct: Revised Edition Chapter 6 ...

Sonetto

The results of Cristallo's examination are in. A coagulation dysfunction caused temporary asphyxiation, which led to her fainting. No plant toxins have been found in her body.

Vertin

So the popcorn wasn't toxic after all.

We shouldn't have worried so much. She meticulously measured the herbal ingredients, ensuring they would cause no harm to humans.

If there is any effect at all, it's probably just a slight, pleasant hallucination.

There's no denying that she's skilled in managing toxins.

Sonetto

Dale cow tongue isn't a part of a fictional creature, but an arcane herb known as "dyed pearl grass." It's used in basic potions for healing and good luck.

The hoof of the four-legged beast is just a horse's hoof, and Jamaican pepper is also known as "allspice."

Finally, an Immortal Flower is actually a naturally growing arcane plant called "thousand-spike crop." It's used in some unusual rituals.

Vertin

She has her own understanding of things, but that doesn't mean the things she mentions don't exist.

Sonetto

Although it won't cure Cristallo's condition, the potion will make her much more comfortable, and she won't faint anymore.

As they speak, a little head peeks out from the wall.

Eagle

Psst—Ms. Vertin, Ms. Sonetto, come over here.

The little Scout presses her finger to her lips.

With deliberately lowered voices, the children seem to be preparing something—either a prank or a surprise.

Sonetto

What's the matter, Eagle?

A large feathered hat also peeks out from the wall. Their two little heads are stacked one on top of the other. They both frown, their eyes bright and their expressions serious.

Sotheby

Shh! Come here—and turn the lights off.

Walk softly, hurry up!

It feels like she had been in the dark for an eternity.

As consciousness returns to her body, the pale girl slowly sits up, her hand on her forehead.

The emptiness of the room makes her shudder. Before she slept, she was in the middle of the chaos, but now that she's woken up, she's alone again.

Cristallo

Uh ...

Where am I?

...

Oh, this is my room.

I'm in my room.

It's so quiet. Nothing like my dream.

*shiver* It's a bit cold. Is the window open?

Did someone come in?

Sotheby, that's right. I remember now.

She was talking to me, but I couldn't hear her. Then, I can't remember a thing.

Hah.

Seems like I fainted again.

She lowers her head and sighs softly.

Cristallo

It's so quiet.

At night, when everyone else is asleep, I'm awake.

And when everyone else is awake, I'm asleep.

Hmm, maybe I scared her. Should I apologize?

"Sorry, I didn't hear what you said," "Sorry for suddenly fainting" ...?

It's not like I haven't tried that before. Apologies don't work.

Everyone leaves eventually, and I'll be alone once again.

You scared her. She won't want to spend time with you anymore.

...

...

She sits in familiar silence.

Cristallo

Alright, now let me see if I can close this window.

*huff, huff* ...

She struggles to prop herself up. As she turns, looking down at her feet dangling off the end of the bed, she notices something.

A small black creature has popped its head out from under the bed.

Cristallo

Ah! What is that?!

It climbs onto the bed, an apologetic look on its face. It grabs her hand in a nervous attempt to comfort her.

Cristallo

Who are ...?

Are you Typhon?

The little black creature nods excitedly, points to the window, and hops over to close it.

Cristallo

Thank you, Typhon. Did Sotheby send you?

Typhon nods.

Cristallo

Where is she? Does she not want to see me?

Typhon shakes its head frantically.

It points outside the room.

Cristallo

Is she out there?

Typhon doesn't reply. It jumps down from the windowsill and hurries back to Cristallo's bedside, nearly stepping on its own tail on the way.

Taking a deep breath, Typhon begins to grow larger.

Cristallo

What are you doing? Hey!

It doesn't respond, only growing larger and larger.

Soon, it is so large that its inflated body starts to push Cristallo's bed toward the door.

Cristallo

Where are you taking me?

Typhon?

I-I've never left my room! Just give me a moment to prepare!

Hey! Typhon, don't scare me! Everyone's asleep! We shouldn't disturb ...

Don't!

The little black creature continues to manically push Cristallo's bed all the way down the hallway. She has to cling to its sides to balance herself.

The door bursts open.

There is a flash of white light, followed by a sudden, brief dizziness.

Then, above her head, comes the continuous sound of popping. They're not loud, like an explosion, but gentle and fragrant, like a flower bursting open.

*pop* *pop* *pop* The air is quickly filled with a sweet aroma.

Sotheby

Ms. Cristallo!

Everyone

Cristallo!

The pale girl opens her eyes.

Twins Sleep

Ms. Cristallo! Come and try some! Come and try some!

Cristallo

Th-This is ...?

Sotheby

Popping Candy Popcorn!

I made it with real corn this time!

Cristallo

Corn?! Did you find a cornfield?

Vertin

Sotheby got some corn seeds from outside the suitcase, so we allocated a piece of land in the Wilderness to grow them on.

We used a growth potion to hasten the growing process.

Sotheby

You should also thank Ms. Eagle! She came up with the brilliant idea of adding pepper candy to the popcorn—it's even more delicious now!

Eagle

Pfft ... *cough* *cough* *cough*

The little Scout blushes as she offers Cristallo a handshake.

Cristallo smiles and takes her hand.

Their hands shake firmly.

Sotheby

Experiment number fifty-three is successful!

You can draw a smiley face on the sticky note now, Ms. Cristallo!

The popcorn is falling like flower petals.

Twins Sleep

Lisa has grabbed a lot! Louise has grabbed a lot!

Ms. Moissan

The blue ones taste like a stream.

Eagle

The pink ones are the best! They're like flowers! Wait, no—the green ones are my favorite!

APPLe

This APPLe prefers the red ones. They conjure up the image of parchment and a crackling fire, something you'd want to revisit on a winter night with the thrilling works of Christopher Marlowe.

Sonetto

Timekeeper, may I ...?

Vertin

Hmm. Try this one. You'll love it.

Eagle

This snack is like nothing I've ever tasted! You can definitely tell it wasn't made in any ordinary factory!

Sotheby

Really?! That's great!

Sotheby, a sparkle in her eyes, raises her head and shouts with joy.

Sotheby

Sotheby is so, so happy!

The feathers on her hat bob happily as she makes her way around the group.

Sotheby

Ms. Cristallo, you simply must try this!

She hands over a piece of golden popcorn.

Cristallo takes it and puts it in her mouth.

Cristallo

Hmm, this is popcorn.

Sotheby

Yes, this is popcorn.

Cristallo

Popping Candy Popcorn.

Sotheby

Yes, Popping Candy Popcorn.

Cristallo

It's sweet.

Cristallo

It's sweet.

APPLe

Well, well, it seems our story has come to an end. But this is just one of many stories of our little lady making new friends.

It seems that she is becoming a true lady, isn't she?

Yes. A very, very good lady indeed.