The Kelkale Examination

You there, boy.

Huh? Me?

Any interest in KelQuiz?

I-in what?

The Kelkale Examination. KelQuiz for short. Tests all kinds of knowledge about Kelkale. Since this is the 1000th quiz, we're waiving all registration costs and entry restrictions.

That does sound interesting... But I don't know a lot about Kelkale, so I'll have to pass. Sorry.

Today only, you can take the quiz as many times as you like. And you can join with a partner.

Wow, when you said you were waiving the restrictions, you really meant ALL the restrictions, huh...

Hm...maybe if I entered with Claude, we could actually have a shot?

Let us not be careless, Aldo. We've been reading the books, but there are many books we have yet to see in the library in my time.

If I am to participate, I will not accept any risk of failure. We will get a perfect score in one attempt.

Fortunately, we can enter whenever we wish. For now, let us turn our efforts to studying!

We're here for the quiz.

Then let the 1000th Kelkale Examination... BEGIN!

Are you just choosing that because it's fun to say? Montmorillonite is a volcanic mineral, not a food.

Incidentally, due to its absorptive qualities, Montmorillonite is often included in facial scrubs.

That's an ingredient for Seiro manju.

Aldo, "the ABCs of cooking" refers to basic seasonings used in a wide variety of dishes.

Ah, of course! Nothing but Gator Pear could impart that mellow sweetness and rich, soft yield!

Correct! Anyone may do Kelisthenics whenever they so wish! That is its beauty! Truly an art for all peoples!

You aren't entirely wrong, but Kelisthenics was developed to promote health to all, not simply the young.

Our proud knights could surely perform Kelisthenics for twenty hours straight. But no, that's wrong.

The royal chambers of Kelkale are open to one and all. We would never monopolize such a beautiful art.

I see. You are the type to answer immediately without reading all the possible answers.

Open warfare is not traditionally considered diplomatic relations. You should learn this.

We are at peace now, yes, but it was not always the case. Neighbors always find some causes to fight.

You are a dreamer, I see. It would be nice if such had been the case, but reality is cruel.

Geothermal energy provides a stable energy flow, but its output is not that high.

Even with our technology, we are unable to reach the heights of artificial prisma. Such is the issue.

Unfortunately, no. Water is scarce in these polluted lands, but it does provide more power than that.

Wind power may be unstable, but the winds blow here year-round. You underestimate the breath of Kelkale.

Hmm, all of these are important. But I guess the MOST important would be... This one?

(This question...could it be?)

Is that your final answer? (These boys did well, but this is as far as they go, I suppose...)

A moment, good sir. All of these things are vital, but none of them is the most important thing. Thus, every answer is wrong.

My answer is: the people! Without its people, the Kingdom is nothing, no matter what else it has.

...Am I wrong?

Huh? But that's not...

Excellent!!

The Kelkale Examination is now over. Here are your certificates of completion.

...Wasn't that kind of unfair?

Ho ho ho! And look at this! We have the very first perfect score since the Quiz began!