Another Eden story ยท Collaborations, Octolight Conductors: The Prisoner's Odyssey

Dressed in Fame I

Aldo finds himself in Route 99. There, he meets two Travelers who encountered a similar rift in space and time.

10 scenes, 501 lines

1. Scene 1

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Suzette

Just gotta put this snake skull in the north-east, and this ruby over here and...

Yup! Just like it says in the grimoire! Perfect!

I can't believe it! Finally! The door to the netherworld! OPEN O' DARK DOOR, AND REVEAL THE WORLD OF SHADOW!

...REVEAL THE WORLD! OF SHADOW? OH, C'MON!

...I thought I had it for sure this time!

Well, I guess this means the world's not ready to be enveloped in complete darkness just yet!

Uh... What is that?

Tithi

WAH!

Oof! Hey, you okay Nicola?

Nicola

Yeah, how about you Tithi?

Tithi

I'm fine...I think? So, uhm, where are we exactly?

Nicola

No clue. Never seen anything like this before... Where's everyone else?

Suzette

Umm! UHMMMM?!

Nicola

Hm?

Hey there, you...okay?

Suzette

OH. MY. NO. WAY! I...summoned...you? From...THE DARKNESS? IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?!

Tithi

I'm sorry, you did what?

Aldo

Route 99, eh? Why did I get sent here?

Suzette

AHHH! ANOTHER ONE! Such old looking clothes...wait a second. Something about you seems strangely familiar...

AHHH! ANOTHER ONE! And such ancient looking clothes...

So are you from the netherworld, too?

Tithi

Huh? We don't know this guy...or do we?

Aldo

Huh? Oh, uh...

Tithi

More importantly, what's the netherworld?

Suzette

Oh wow, here' comes ano... Oh. It's just Aldo.

Aldo

Suzette? Hmm... So he sent me to Route 99 this time... What in the world could be going on here...

Suzette

All I know is that you were interrupting my whole ritual thing I was doing! Let me guess, these two aren't from the netherworld at all and are just friends of yours?

Aldo

I'm afraid I don't know who they are, actually.

Suzette

So...maybe they DID get summoned from the netherworld?!

Tithi

What in the world is this "natherworld", anyway? I've never heard of a natherworld before.

Nicola

Heh. I think someone is a little confused.

Can you just tell us where we are? It's quite a change of scenery compared to the Frostlands.

Suzette

Frostie lands, you say? Well, you're just outside of Elzion in a place called Route 99.

Tithi

El Zeon?

Nicola

Never heard of it... How about this, have you ever heard of a place called Orsterra?

Suzette

Nope never heard of it, but wait, don't tell me! It's in the netherworld!

Nicola

Well seeing as we've never heard of this netherworld, I'm going to say no.

Suzette

Oh...

Aldo

Hm. I've never heard of Orsterra either, at least not in any time period I've been to...

Nicola

So...what do you think this all means? We just kinda showed up here out of nowhere, and have no idea where we are.

Tithi

Are you two from around here?

Suzette

Sure! Elzion is like a second home to me!

Aldo

I'm not from here, but well, let's just say I'm no stranger to the area.

Nicola

Say, do you two mind showing us around a little? We might be able to figure out a little more if we can get our bearings a little bit. There's also a chance our other companions got sent here, so if possible we'd like to try and find them...

Aldo

Yeah, we can do that.

Suzette

Of course! I'd like to talk a little more with the both of you anyway!

Tithi

Thanks! Then I guess we should properly introduce ourselves, huh?

I'm a dancer, but you can call me Tithi! I go around from town to town performing, but recently ran into my friend here and we've been traveling together ever since!

Nicola

My name's Nicola. I'm a traveler in search of the legendary Red Hat.

Suzette

Red hat?

Nicola

Curious? Well, I can tell you all about him, but perhaps you could tell us your names first?

Aldo

I'm Aldo, a traveling swordsman.

Suzette

And I am the Princess of Darkness herself! Suzette!

Aldo

Princess...of Darkness?

Nicola

Hehe. Pretty interesting title you have. Let's start walking and you can tell us all how you got it!

Tithi

Oh, I definitely want to hear that story!

Suzette

Hah! You leave me no choice! I'll even throw in the story about my evil eye, and my destiny of despair!

Aldo

...Evil eye?

...Just try not to take it too seriously.

Suzette

Let's get going! To Elzion!

Tithi has joined the party as a guest!

Suzette

And so that's pretty much Elzion in a nutshell.

Nicola

That was so much fun! There was something new lurking around every corner.

La Vie En Rose was outstanding! I'd love to go back there someday!

Suzette

RIGHT?! The cakes are out of this world!

Nicola

Speaking of out of this world... I think I've got our situation figured out here... We don't know anything about this place because, as Suzette put it, we are from out of this world.

And on top of that, there wasn't even so much as a trace of our companions, so it looks like might just be the two of us here.

Aldo

So, what do you two plan to do from here? There's gotta be a way to get you back...

Nicola

Yes, I assume there probably is, but I don't think we have to rush home just yet. Think about it, as adventurers how often do you get to explore a completely new world? Obviously we'll want to go back eventually, but I think we should take it slow.

Aldo

You sure that's okay, though? Tithi, don't you...

Suzette

Uh, I think that's her over there with the huge crowd of people watching her dance?

Nicola

Now that didn't take long at all, did it?

Aldo

Wow, she's been here like, what, a couple of hours and she's already blending right in? That's really impressive. ...Oh hey, looks like she's done.

Suzette

...And she's bringing someone back with her?

Tithi

Sorry, everybody! I just got so excited I...

Suzette

Hey, as long as you're having fun! So, who's your new friend there?

Tithi

Oh yeah! He came up to me saying he had an offer he thought I'd might be interested in...

Suzette

What?! Did you get hit by a talent scout ALREADY?! It hasn't even been a whole day!

Gentledroid

Not...exactly. I have nothing to do with any kind of talent "agency" so to speak, but I am in search of unique talents. And when I saw your friend here...

......

Yes, well you are all definitely quite unique, that much is clear...

Aldo

Suzette I can understand, but me?

Suzette

Uh, hello? Aldo? You are definitely unique! Do you see anyone else wandering around Elzion wearing clothes like that?!

Aldo

Oh. Yeah, I guess you've got a point...

Gentledroid

Right, well then. I have a proposal for you all. No commitment necessary, just hear me out and you can decide what to do after, okay?

Tithi

Sure! Might as well!

Nicola

It might help us learn more about where we are, so sure.

Gentledroid

Thank you. Then if you don't mind, follow me and I can tell you all about it.

I'll be waiting over by the cargo terminal, let me know when you're ready to go.

2. Scene 2

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Gentledroid

Well then, after you.

Aldo

Where does this thing go, anyway?

Gentledroid

I will tell you all about it once we get there, now please, get in.

Here we are, then.

Aldo

That...was quite the long ride.

Nicola

I was so excited at first, but after a while I just kinda, fell asleep...

Tithi

Same...

Suzette

Yeah, with all that shaking it felt like I was being rocked to sleep or something.

Aldo

This looks like the Gamma District, but it's different somehow...

Gentledroid

This is the Sigma District, the experimental area of Elzion.

Aldo

Sigma? Never heard of a Sigma district. How about you, Suzette?

Suzette

Nope, never heard of it. Never heard of an experimental area either!

Gentledroid

Yes, we don't really advertise it, so it doesn't surprise me if you haven't. This area is used to create the future of Elzion society. To test new ideas before bringing them to the rest of our citizens.

Nicola

Huh. So what kind of experiments are you running here now?

Gentledroid

Well, as a result of the popularity of social media in our society... We've created a societal hierarchy based on the influence of social media personalities. We've made the term "influencer" into something with actual weight. Normally, things like education, money, political power govern where someone falls within the social hierarchy, but here... Your social media reach is all that matters.

Tithi

Okay. Wow. That was a lot of words I do not know. You think you could summarize it for us?

Gentledroid

Apologies. Well, it won't be the most nuanced explanation, but... The more popular you are, the more people have to do what you say.

???

HEY! Out of the way losers.

Tithi

Excuse me?

???

Yeah, I'm talking to you. You just gonna stand there like an idiot, or what?

I'm walkin' here. So get out of my way.

Tithi

What is with this guy?

E-Jun

Huh? You sayin' you don't know me? One of the biggest influencers here, E-Jun?

Tithi

I don't, actually. Am I supposed to?

Aldo

Yeah, and I mean there's plenty of road here for you to walk around us, okay?

E-Jun

Oh, I see, we got some trolls here today. Let me put it this way, if you don't move, I'm gonna call the staff and have them move you for me.

Gentledroid

Nonono, no need to do that! I'm sorry, these people just arrived here in the Sigma District and don't really know how things work here yet.

Tithi

Are you seriously apologizing to this guy?

Gentledroid

I understand how you feel, but... I know this may not make a lot of sense, but would you please just do as I say?

Tithi

But he...

Nicola

We have more important things to do than make this guy mad, right Tithi? If all it takes is to move a little out of the way, let's just move and be on our merry way, yeah?

Tithi

...I guess.

Aldo

Yeah, Suzette, let's just move, okay?

E-Jun

Hmph! Shoulda moved before I even said anything.

Tithi

Oh my gosh, what a JERK!

Gentledroid

He's one of the fastest rising stars of the district, you know. Now, I said popularity is power, but manners are another thing, indeed.

And when he talked about calling the staff, he was not joking. If he had called them, you all would be the ones getting taken away, not him.

Aldo

Wow...

Gentledroid

I know it sounds ridiculous, but that is how this district works. The more influence you have, the better you are treated, including access to food, clothes and shelter. You get a nicer apartment, all you can eat buffet at La Vie En Rose for free...

Suzette

WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY?!

Gentledroid

Once you reach the top echelons of society, you receive sponsorships from businesses in the Sigma district. That means all sorts of gifts and special treatment. With the proper support, there's no dream too far out of grasp.

Ah, and the current top is the woman you see on that screen over there.

Sunny

Hey guuuys! Hope all my rays of light are feelin' the sunshine today cause ya girl Sunny is live and feelin' alive!

Today I got something that's gonna make you FREAK OUT. I know I am. I'll give you a hint. A certain game gave a certain streamer a super Sunny sponsorship! Can you believe it?!

Gentledroid

Her name is Sunny and she sits at the top of our influencer pyramid.

Suzette

SUNNY?! She's like...the queen of social media! There's not a day where I don't see something about her. I'm a HUGE fan!

Gentledroid

Yes, well everyone else here in the Sigma District is vying for her seat at the top.

Nicola

So what you're saying is that the stronger your personality, the bigger your influence is in this district? And you brought us here, told us this whole spiel because...

Gentledroid

I am in search of people who might participate in this social experiment we're having. And I believe each one of you has what it takes to make it to the top. All you need to do is take that uniqueness, stand out on social media, go viral, get popular and climb your way to the top! So, what do you say?

Aldo

Yeah, it's just I don't really know much about this whole "social meteo" thing?

Nicola

I think you mean "Social Media." I have no idea what it is either, but I dunno, it could be fun?

Yes, if we could get to the top, then with all the sponsorships we receive we might be able to find something that could take us home. And if we get to have fun while doing it, why not?

Tithi

Oh, I'm totally in! I don't know about all the other stuff, but if all I need to do is stand out, that's what I do best!

...And besides, we can't let that jerk win, right?

Aldo

Yeah, for sure... So Suzette, how about you? You in?

Suzette

You bet your butt I am! They had me at free buffets at La Vie En Rose! Er. I mean... As the Princess of Darkness it seems only fitting that I stand on top of the social media mountain!

Aldo

Well, if everyone else is in, I guess I am too.

Gentledroid

Wonderful! Then let me show you to your new living quarters.

3. Scene 3

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Gentledroid

This building is the center of Sigma District society, and where you all will be living.

It's called Sigma Tower.

Tithi

Wow, it just keeps going up and up...

Nicola

It's quite impressive when you look at it up close like this...

Gentledroid

All of the other influencers, creators etc. live here in the Sigma tower. Why don't we go and take a look inside?

This is your room. Since you're just starting out you only get a small place on the first floor. But I'm sure with your talent you'll be in one of the top floor suites in no time.

Oh, and this is for you.

Aldo

A drone?

Gentledroid

Yes, well, it's a drone built specifically for use in the Sigma District. Use it to place phone calls, post things to your social media, record videos... It's the most important device you will own here.

Tithi

Wow! I dunno why, but I'm impressed!

Gentledroid

Now, I believe that's everything in order, so I will take my leave. If you need further assistance, feel free to contact me via drone. I can't wait to see how you...shake things up, so to speak.

Nicola

So...what should we do? Where do we start?

Aldo

So...you didn't have any ideas in mind? I had a feeling this was going to happen.

Nicola

Heh. If I'm being honest, I only understood about half of the words that were coming out of his mouth just now.

Tithi

I didn't understand a thing!

Aldo

Me too, actually...but didn't you just say it sounded like fun?

Nicola

It wouldn't be an adventure if we didn't dive head-first into the unknown, right? If I'm ever to find the Red Hat, I need be comfortable with the uncomfortable, be unafraid to see what is unseen. So if you don't mind telling us what he just said, I'd appreciate it!

Aldo

Hmmm... Yeah, I think I'm in the same boat as you two. No idea what I'm doing here.

I guess that just leaves...Suzette?

Suzette

Me? You want me to explain all that?

Nicola

Yeah, so what's a social media anyway? And what's an influencer? Is it like a necromancer?

Tithi

Oh, and what's a video?! Do streamers hang out by rivers?

Suzette

Oh boy...

Ahem. An influencer is someone who through many trials and tribulations amasses...

Aldo

Sorry, Suzette, I gotta stop you there. We're gonna need it to be a lot more simple than that.

Tithi

That was already too many new words.

Suzette

Ah, I guess netherworld comparisons are a little too advanced for outer-worlders...

Well, um... Influencers, you see... They got a lot of followers, and uh...

Aand uhhh... Um... Yeah, that's all I got.

Nicola

I see, so if we want to become famous influencers we just have to post videos on this "SigmaTube" and wait for them to... Get a virus?

Suzette

"Go viral."

Nicola

And going viral is key to becoming more popular?

Suzette

Uh huh. Yup.

Aldo

(She's so exhausted from explaining she's forgotten her whole dark princess persona.)

Tithi

SigmaTuber, eh...

Well, nothing to it but to do it, I say! Why don't the four of us try making a video?

Aldo

Yeah, might as well give it a try!

......

Tithi

......

Nicola

......

Suzette

...A video of what, though?

Aldo

Hm?

Tithi

What?

Nicola

Huh?

Suzette

Me? Again?!

Aldo

Well, with this being our first time and all, it's not like I have any idea of what to do... You think you could lead the way for us, Suzette?

Suzette

Gotta do everything around here, huh?!

Tithi

Sooo...Suzette...what kind of video do people usually make first?

Suzette

I guess...they make a video about who they are and stuff? Like an intro.

Aldo

Like our names and hobbies?

Suzette

Well...I suppose first you...you need a good catchphrase! You need something fun to say at the start of all your videos, so SigmaTubers usually come up with some kind of catchy intro line. You're not a real SigmaTuber until you have an original intro.

Tithi

Really? What's yours, Suzette?

Suzette

Thought you'd never ask... I never actually followed through, but there was a time where I wanted to be a SigmaTuber...

Ahem.

Gather around, my Netherithian horrors and ghouls!

Tis I! The lord of shadow reborn. The Princess of Darkness herself, Suzette!

Tithi

Hey! I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded like a thing!

Nicola

I think I get it...

Aldo

(...But that's just her normal intro?)

Tithi

All right! Check out my intro!

GAHNAG! It's Tithi!

Suzette

Gahnag?

Tithi

Yeah I just took the first letters out of "Gather around, my Netherithian horrors and ghouls!"

Suzette

But...my schtick...

Aldo

It's weird sounding, but in a way that makes you wanna say it cause it's fun to say!

Nicola

Indeed. Let's all give it a shot, shall we?

Suzette

Uh? UMMMM?

Aldo

Ummm... HEY THERE PEOPLE! Allow us to introduce ourselves!

Tithi

GAHNAG! It's Tithi!

Nicola

GAHNAG! Hey. I'm Nicola.

Aldo

GAHNAG! The name's Aldo.

Suzette

Ugh...

Nicola

C'mon Suzette, it's your turn!

Suzette

G-GAHNAG? Tis I! Suzette!

Aldo

Hey, that wasn't bad!

Nicola

I think I'm starting to get used to this whole SigmaTubing thing!

Suzette

Whatever, I guess... (I wasted three whole notebooks coming up with the perfect intro line and they turned it into a stupid acronym! UGH!)

Tithi

Hehe, wouldn't it be great if this video went viral?

Well, it's been a few days, how are our numbers?

Aldo

Let's see, uhh... 90 views and... 8...likes.

Tithi

That's...not good is it?

Aldo

Yeah, well, most of the people here get over 100,000 views a day, apparently, so not the best, no.

Nicola

Well, we're gonna just have to try something else then, huh?

Tithi

I don't understand. We had a good intro, the exploding soda experiment we did was really funny...

Suzette

Yeah, it's just everyone's kinda done that already.

Tithi

Okay, well then what should we do? What do people usually do to go viral?

Suzette

Well, there's two things I can think of... First would be to rethink the content of our videos, and second would be to think about ways to increase our exposure.

Tithi

Exposure, huh? Kinda like how you'll get a much bigger crowd on a busy street than you would dancing in a tavern?

Nicola

How do you go about increasing your exposure?

Suzette

Heh. My evil eye has already seen the path ahead for us, and it's as clear as day!

We must perform...A COLLABORATION!

Aldo

What's that?

Suzette

To put it simply, we find a SigmaTuber more popular than us, and do a video with them! That way their fans see us, and more people know who we are. Then those people come and watch our videos!

Aldo

Huh. Didn't know people did that.

Nicola

It'd be a good chance to see how the top SigmaTubers make their videos, too!

Aldo

You think more popular SigmaTubers would wanna help us out? They have to get something out of it too, right?

Suzette

Uhh...

Tithi

Then how about I just offer to do a dance for their channel?

Aldo

I mean, you did draw a crowd, after all...

Suzette

Dancing is probably the most popular type of short video, so I think you might be on to something!

Tithi

Then let's find some SigmaTubers and dance our way into views!

Aldo

All right, let's go make some collaborations!

Nicola

Actually, while you guys do that. I'm gonna do some research on my own.

Suzette

You're not coming with us?

Nicola

Tithi's all you need I think. I've got other skills that can be put to use, so I'm gonna do some research on other STs, find out what makes them so popular.

Aldo

Research, eh? Well, just be careful, okay?

Nicola

You do not have to worry about me. Along my travels searching for the legendary Red Hat, I've had to sneak in all sorts of places undetected. And those were places much more dangerous than here. This will be a cakewalk.

Aldo

All right, if you say so.

Tithi

Okay, you guys ready? Let's GO!

Use the Path Action "allure" and collab with other SigmaTubers in the Sigma District.

4. Scene 4

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Aldo

Let's find some SigmaTubers to collaborate with. Just need to get 'em to watch Tithi dance...

5. Scene 5

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Aldo

I think we've got a handle on this whole video thing. Let's head back to the room and see what we can do!

6. Scene 6

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Suzette

What do you think of this thumbnail?

Tithi

It's great! Really catches the eye and makes you want to see what the video's about!

Aldo

I think these are our best videos yet, hopefully it translates into views...

Suzette

Okay! Posting...now!

And would you look at that, views are going up!

Aldo

Yeah, thanks to all the advice we got from other SigmaTubers on how to shoot our videos and streams.

Tithi

All the videos Nicola found were a huge help, too.

Nicola

Just happy that the skills I've honed searching for the legendary Red Hat find use in this world. But, compared to the people at the top, we've got quite the long road ahead of us, it seems...

I had a feeling you'd say that. I've got a little present for everyone.

Tithi

A present?! Ooh! I love presents!

Nicola

Yeah. I got information here that's going to send our numbers through the roof! Remember that jerk we met when we first got here? E-Jun?

Tithi

How could I forget?!

Nicola

Well, I was looking into him and I found out that he's been pumping his numbers. His views AND his likes.

Suzette

WHAT?!

Aldo

Pumping his numbers? You mean like faking them?

Tithi

Oh, wow. That makes it even worse! Not only is he a jerk, he's a cheating jerk!

Suzette

He dares sully the sanctity of SigmaTube with such sinister and unsanctioned skulduggery?! What should we do? Perhaps...summon the ancient cybergods of the interconnected data gridscape to be judged in hypertrial?! Or...maybe just report him to the SigmaTube staff?

Nicola

No, that would be a waste...

Aldo

A waste? What do you mean? You said this was a present, right?

Nicola

It is! This info is our ticket to the top! So how's about we ask our friend E-Jun to do a little collab with us? I have an idea.

Aldo

Collab? With us? You think he'd do that?

Nicola

Yeah, I think he will. He's got too much pride to say no. Think about it, we disrespected him, and now we're about to beg for his help? He's going to love that. Besides, he's been getting all sorts of bad press for some questionable content decisions and generally being a jerk to people online... He HAS to be looking something to get his reputation out of the gutter.

A collab where he helps out some fresh faces is probably just the thing he's looking for.

Tithi

What?! I'm not apologizing to that jerk. No way!

Nicola

Trust me, I don't like it any more than you, but just wait till it's all over, you're gonna say it was worth it!

Tithi

Really?

Aldo

Well Nicola went through all the trouble to get this info, what do you think Suzette? You in?

Suzette

As an agent of chaos, I fully approve!

Tithi

Well, if everyone else is on board...

Nicola

Thanks Tithi. I'm pretty sure he's somewhere here in the tower. I'll explain the plan on the way there. Just remember to be on your best behavior when we find him, okay?

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Suzette

Thank you for agreeing to hear us out...

E-Jun

Begging for views, heh. The life of a budding SigmaTuber sure sounds rough. Well, I suppose there are worse ways to bring up my favorables. Fine. I'll help. Whatever.

Tithi

Th-Thanks for helping us out.

E-Jun

And I DO like watching losers bend the knee, after all!

Tithi

Urgh...

Aldo

Tithi, remember what we talked about!

E-Jun

Eh, I'm not bothered. So, what's the video?

Suzette

We were thinking something like... "Top SigmaTuber E-Jun Room Tour! You won't believe what we found!"

E-Jun

Feel like I've seen that kind of video millions of times. Can't you guys think of something original?

Aldo

Heh, right. So unoriginal... Sooo...uh, so about release timing... And umm....

E-Jun

How about a week from now? That'll give me enough time to hype it up on my feed.

Aldo

That'd be....great!

E-Jun

Now, could you please get this over with? I've got things to do.

Nicola

Okay! Roll camera!

Suzette

Gather around, my Netherithian horrors and ghouls!

Tis I! The lord of shadow reborn. The Princess of Darkness herself, Suzette!

Tithi

GAHNAG! It's Tithi!

Nicola

GAHNAG! Hey. I'm Nicola.

Aldo

GAHNAG! The name's Aldo.

Suzette

Today we're hanging out with the one and only E-Jun! Wooo! E-Jun!

E-Jun

Hey.

Suzette

He's agreed to give us a FULL tour of his AMAZING room!

Let's see if I can spy with my evil eye the secret behind his popularity!

E-Jun

Nothing gets past the evil eye, I bet heh.

Suzette

Why don't we start with this amazing entrance space? And then...

Nicola

Wow, who knew you could put that much thought into designing a kitchen!

Suzette

Next we have... Oh!

Would you look at this expensive looking machine! I bet if we look inside we might find the secret behind E-Jun's massive popularity!

Nicola

Yes, this setup does look quite complicated! What happens if I press this little button thing here...

E-Jun

Hey! I didn't say you could touch that!

Hey! Turn that camera off! This is private information!

Suzette

What's this? It looks like he's hacking SigmaTube to boost his numbers! Wow!

Aldo

He...what?! But that's cheating!

E-Jun

Could your acting be any faker? Do you realize what you've done?! Stop filming this instant!

Suzette

Sorry! Censorship goes against everything our channel is about!

E-Jun

Oh shut UP! I want you to cut that part of the video...no! You're gonna delete everything you shot and you're gonna do it right in front of me, got it?!

Nicola

Why so upset? Mad that people found out you're faking your views?

E-Jun

Faking views? I never said anything of the sort. All I said was delete the footage. Stop trying to make something out of nothing!

Aldo

Do you mind if we just ran this footage by the SigmaTube staff first? Cause I mean, if there's one way to prove your innocence... Unless you just want us to call the guards?

E-Jun

Damn't, fine! Okay, what do you want from me?

Nicola

All we "want" is an explanation.

E-Jun

What? You serious with this crap?

You know how this place works. People with unique talents rise to the top. Well, my talent is hacking, so I just did what I'm best at. What's wrong with that?

Tithi

What's wrong with that?! You're lying to your viewers!

E-Jun

Eh, you know what? I bet I could bury this story, too. A bunch of no-name losers out here looking for cheap views make up a video trying to frame the great E-Jun with cheap special effects. Who do you think people are going to believe? You? Or ME!

Nicola

That's a great point, and is precisely why we chose to stream this whole thing instead.

E-Jun

What? You said this was for...a video?!

Nicola

Well, it's not! We're live!

E-Jun

WHAT?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Tithi

Wow, our views are through the roof!

Aldo

Yeah, look! 9,000... 10,000... This is incredible!

E-Jun

Oh I bet you think you've just thought of everything, huh?!

Hey! Guards! Arrest these intruders!

Tithi

Oh, so now you're using force to silence the voice of the people, huh?! You really are a jerk, you know that?!

E-Jun

Spare the goodie two-shows talk. My viewers are HERE to see extreme content. So your little performance should only BOOST my numbers. Besides, I'M more popular than you, which means everyone will take MY side! Right, everybody?! These losers are trying to take E-Jun the great down! But the E-JuNation ain't gonna let 'em are ya?! I'm gonna flip the script. Change the subject. The video is now called... "TROLLS BROKE IN AND I FOUGHT THEM OFF WITH *THIS* (almost died...)"!

Aldo

...And not a lick of introspection to be found.

Nicola

Didn't want to have to do this...

Tithi

Yeah, but he's not leaving us much of a choice! Let's do this!

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E-Jun

What the... Who ARE you people?! You might be strong, but I'm not giving up without a fight! Guess I just have to increase the numbers!

Gentledroid

That's enough.

E-Jun

Well, look who finally decided to show up! It's too late, these goons have already done irreparable damage to my image! Or are you just here to tell me how "disappointed" you are?!

Gentledroid

I'm here because management heard what you said about hacking being your talent.

E-Jun

Then, there you go! Nothing. Changes. You lose, I win. Now if you could help me take care of these good for nothing...

Gentledroid

Nothing changes? I wouldn't be so sure about that.

E-Jun

What?

Gentledroid

Why don't you go and check your subscriber numbers.

E-Jun

Huh?

What? Where'd they all go?!

Gentledroid

Your subscribers are leaving you en masse because of this stream. And I doubt you could fake enough subscriptions to make up for your losses. Which means... You no longer have enough social pull to get special treatment. I'm afraid your viewers simply don't trust you anymore.

E-Jun

Damn't!

Tithi

You know, I don't know a lot about this whole streaming thing, but I do know dancing, and dancing is all about entertaining your audience! No one's gonna follow along if you're only doing it to entertain yourself, you know?

Maybe that's why you lost so many subscribers? Got your nose turned up so high you can't smell your own stink?

E-Jun

SHUT UP!

Gentledroid

So, go ahead and take this time to collect your things and get ready to leave.

E-Jun

DAMN'T! DAMN YOU ALL! You think what I did was WRONG? No, no, no. THEY'RE wrong. NOT ME!

Gentledroid

There's no telling what else E-Jun might do here, so I recommend you all leave before things get even uglier. Please, end your stream and go back to your rooms.

Nicola

Okay. We did what we came here to do, so let's do what he says and head back.

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Suzette

UNHOLY CRAP!

Aldo

What's the matter, Suzette?!

Suzette

Our subscriber numbers are... they're going up so fast I can't... Our other social media is going crazy, too!

Nicola

It's not just about how we uncovered E-Jun's secret. People are talking about how cool we were fighting his guards.

Tithi

You're amazing Nicola! Who knew this many people would be interested in internet drama!

Nicola

The thing is, this technology is so advanced, there's no way I'd be able to prove how he was doing it. So we just had to pretend to find something and I knew he'd handle the rest. The key was making sure he couldn't see what we were looking at. I'm still kinda shocked it went as well as it did!

Tithi

Well, it was amazing either way!

Nicola

It was all possible because you held back and made it look like you were sorry, Tithi!

Suzette

There's no way he would have let us go through all his stuff otherwise.

Tithi

Yeah, well I still hated it while I was doing it. Buuut, it was worth it, for sure.

Nicola

I am sorry that we had to use such...underhanded measures though. I can't imagine you all were comfortable doing that.

Aldo

Yeah, I mean... I wasn't thrilled about it.

Gentledroid

Sorry about what happened back there.

Aldo

No problem. If anything, we should be thanking you. That was perfect timing.

Gentledroid

Well, about that. We actually want to thank you for what you did. E-Jun has been a thorn in our side for quite a while...

Aldo

Heh, that makes me feel a little better, I guess.

Gentledroid

Yes, anyways, I'm actually here because I have news for you.

Aldo

What kind of news?

Gentledroid

Because your stream did so well, and because your overall numbers are high...

We have decided that you have sufficiently increased your influence here in the Sigma District. So, we are pleased to inform you that you have officially gone up in grade.

Tithi

Seriously?!

Gentledroid

We've already prepared you a room much... much bigger than this, so why don't we go ahead and take a look?

Suzette

Huzzah! One step closer to world domination!

Gentledroid

Oh, you still have a ways yet, though! Those viewers you've so quickly earned can leave you just as fast! You may feel uneasy about what you've done to get them, but remember everything you do here affects your influence in this district. If you want to reach the top, you're going to have to keep thinking bigger and bigger! This is where the real work begins.

Nicola

He's right. This is where we get to show the world who we are!

Tithi

Yeah, and I think we're ready for it!

Aldo

Now's the time where we put to use all the stuff we've learned through our collabs.

Suzette

FEH! Easy peasy. The Princess of Darkness is ready to take cyber-world by storm!

Aldo

Let's see...what comments haven't I read yet? "That's some tall building you're in!" Yeah, I'd say it's definitely one of the taller ones!

Would you look at that? Lunch time already! Okay, well, thanks for watching my stream, and see you all next time!

Whew...

Gentledroid

Busy, I see?

Aldo

It hasn't even been a month since the whole E-Jun thing, and it feels like I'm living a completely different life.

Gentledroid

Well, you have! And it's made possible by how well you all have been doing.

Suzette

Gather around, my Netherithian horrors and ghouls!

'Tis I! The lord of shadow reborn. The Princess of Darkness herself, Suzette! ...Use the short one? But I like the long one!

Okay, fiiiiiine.

GAHNAG! There. Ya happy now?! Today we're haunting one of my FAV dessert spots, La Vie En Rose, to try out their new seasonal menu!

Gentledroid

The Princess of Darkness... She calls herself that, but everything about her says the opposite. It's that little bit of imperfection that keeps people tuned in to her videos day after day.

Aldo

Everyone loves her, especially fans of La Vie En Rose.

Tithi

Hope you're all having a good day, cause ready or not, it's Tithi Time!

I've got another dance for you today, so get on your dancin' shoes and join the Tithi Day Parade!

Gentledroid

And here we have Tithi, her original dances have brought her to the top of the short video world.

Aldo

Feels like everyone is copying her moves these days, huh?

Nicola

Welcome fellow wanderers, you have arrived at Nicola's Stop for the Weary.

Have you been visited by the legendary Red Hat, or are you still waiting for his blessing?

Today I'm going to tell you the top five reasons the Red Hat is actually real. I've looked into all the local legends so YOU don't have to. Now let's get started...

Aldo

There's just something so exciting about Nicola's videos...

Gentledroid

Essay style videos are very popular these days. Her fans are not only fans, but true believers. A strong combination.

Aldo

Umm... Okay. Can you see me? Is this thing on?

I'm Aldo, a traveling swordsman. Thanks for stopping by!

So I just read the comment and stuff, right? Okay, well, here goes nothing!

Gentledroid

And you have grown to be one of our most popular chat streamers...

Aldo

If I'm being honest, I have no idea why. I just sit there and talk?

Gentledroid

People just find you so charming, Aldo. You provide this positive and kind perspective that people desperately need. Your threads on social media are just as popular!

It's only a matter of time before you go up another grade. I can't wait to see what you all do next.

Nicola

Hey Aldo, wanna leave the building and go get some lunch?

Aldo

Hey, good idea. Been stuck streaming and working on videos, feels like a good time to get out. Wanna ask Suzette, too?

Tithi

She's busy getting ready for her next stream, I think...

Gentledroid

Well then, I shall be off.

Aldo

Okay, then lemme just get ready to go.

Man

They're here!

Lady

Tithi!!! Lemme get a selfie!

Tithi

Sure!

Some Guy

Nicola! Your video yesterday changed my life!

Nicola

Heh, you're welcome.

Man

ALDO! ......

Aldo

...That's it?! Nothing else to say?!

Odysso? Hey, sorry let me through!

Tithi

What's wrong?

Nicola

Let's follow just in case.

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Tithi

ALDO!

Why'd you run away like that?

Aldo

Sorry, I just... I coulda swore I saw Odysso.

Nicola

Odysso, that's the guy you mentioned to us when you were showing us around Elzion, right?

Aldo

Yeah, that's him. I was hoping he might know something about the two of you...

Tithi

Well...where is he?

Aldo

He went in there, I think? Only way to know is to go in, so let's go.

Odysso

Well, well...

Well, well...Enjoying the journey?

Aldo

Who...are you?

Odysso

That's for me to know and you to never know. I am just a stranger in a strange land.

Aldo

Then at least tell me what you know about Tithi and Nicola? Why they're here...

Odysso

Hm? I don't know who they are. I've only just met them. In fact, I didn't even know their names until you just said them.

Aldo

What?

Odysso

Now, enough questions, hm? A little bird told me you've become quite the popular influencer.

Aldo

Uh...

Odysso

I told you I'd send you on a journey, and this is a journey without breaks. So, now that you've gained popularity and reached your first goal, what do you do next?

Tithi

Keep going 'till you reach the top?

Odysso

Heh. That's not a bad idea, but surely you must have realized something by now?

Aldo

Hm?

Odysso

Don't you think this place is a little odd? The ideal society for influencers. It almost seems too perfect, does it not?

Aldo

Huh?

Odysso

Ah, what perfect timing.

Young Man

Hey guys! Today I'm out here to find the baddest tavern brawlers!

Hey! You guys wouldn't happen to know how to fight, wouldja?

Odysso

Don't you think it's odd those people showed up just as he was looking for someone to fight?

Aldo

I mean, could just be luck?

Wait...

Some Guy

I'm all set up over here! Let me know when you're ready!

Aldo

Huh? Don't we need to track down some synths fir...

What the?! That's...weirdly convenient.

Huh?

I thought you said nothing ever happens!

Streamer Lady

Well that's one team accounted for! Now to find three more unsuspecting victims!

Ooh! Perfect timing! I'm gonna try and convince those guys to join us, so wait for me at the back of Sigma District, 'kay?

Odysso

Starting to connect the dots?

Aldo

Now that I look back, yeah. But...why? What does it all mean?

Odysso

Your job is to find out the truth about this place. If you feel like you've hit a road block, find me at the Spacetime Rift. I cannot provide answers, but I may be able to help give new perspective.

Aldo

Hey! Wait!

Wha? Why am I in the Cargo Port? ...I was just in the Sigma District tavern...

Girl

Oooh! You guys here to buy Sunny's new merch, too?

Aldo

What? No, we aren't.

Nicola

Sunny...that was the influencer we saw on the screen when we first arrived, right?

Suzette

Yeah, and someone as popular as she is? That merch will probably sell out in an instant.

Tithi

Hm? We're pretty popular on SigmaTube, too, you know?

Hey, I know Sunny is, like, THE BEST, but Tithi's pretty cool, too right?

Girl

Tithi? Never heard of her.

Tithi

She's that girl that does all the dances? On SigmaTube?

Girl

Sorry! Never heard of her!

Tithi

That...kinda hurts more than I expected it to...

But hey! How about Suzette? Or Nicola?...Aldo?

Girl

Never heard of ANY of 'em!

Mother

I watch a lot of SigmaTube and I've never heard of any of those people.

Aldo

Huh?!

Girl

MOM! We gotta go! The cargo train's here!

Mother

Okay, okay. Sorry, gotta get going!

Tithi

...... She watches a lot of SigmaTube, yet has no idea who any of us are? How is that possible?

Aldo

Well, I mean we did start kinda recently, it's totally possible she just doesn't know who we are.

Suzette

Nope. This is weird! We're THE rising stars of SigmaTube! There's no way she hasn't at least heard of us!

Nicola

Maybe we should ask around? Could just be that one mom or something. If no one has heard of us...then something weird is definitely going on.

Tithi

Yeah, I gotta know!

Aldo

Yeah...

(Wonder if Odysso knows what's going on here...) (Cause there's this, and the issue of how we magically ended up back here....) (I should go check and see if I can find him back at the Spacetime Rift...)