Part 5: Hueco Mundo Vol.1, 2-5

No way! There can't be another human living here! That's impossible!

We'll deal with that later! We've gotta save her!

*Pant* *Pant*

Eheheheheheh!

Bahohahahahahaha!

My brother!!!

Noooooo! It hurts, it hurts! The tip! The tip is poking me!

Stop that! Leave them alone!

Huh?

What'd we do to you? Stop picking on us, will ya? Why don't you just leave us alone!

A mask? Then are...are you a Hollow?

Please leave us alone. We're reeeaaally sorry!

We never thought our game of eternal tag would cause such a misunderstanding. It'll never happen again.

Unfortunately, there's nothing else to do here at Hueco Mundo to pass the time.

Eternal tag? But you were crying while you were running away from them.

Sure! Nel is a masochist and it's no fun for Nel unless Nel is chased to the point where Nel starts to cry!

Why are you teaching this kid words like masochist?!

Oof!

Wait, I'm confused, Nel is your name, right?

That's right! Nel is an Arrancar and Nel's full name is Nel Tu.

An Arrancar?

Nel sure is! Oh, and these are Nel's brothers.

I'm Nel's older brother, Pesche.

I'm the oldest brother, Dondochakka.

And this guy right here is our pet! His name is Bawabawa!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Since when do Arrancars all of a sudden have siblings and pets?

Whaddya mean! Arrancars have always had those!

When I met Nel she was so cute that I decided to become her big brother, you know what I'm talkin' about?

Yep, same here!

Hehe.

But, that means you're not really siblings at all.

But, if these guys aren't my siblings, what are they then?

Not her brother, what are you talkin' about?!

No way!

Uh, I mean, what am I talking about? Sure, you guys can definitely be siblings!

Yaaay!

We did it!

We're siblings!

This is all so bizarre.

Are you sure you guys are really Arrancars?

Hey, what are you trying to say? Can't you see this here? A beautifully cracked Arrancar mask!

You have some nerve telling us we don't look like Arrancars when you look even less like Arrancars than we do!

You don't have a mask and you wear a black kimono. You're dressed more like a...

A Soul Reaper, you know what I mean?

Yeah, like a Soul Reaper.

What are you guys, anyway?

Ichigo Kurosaki... Substitute Soul Reaper!

Uryu Ishida... I am a Quincy.

Yasutora Sado... And I'm human.

You mean you didn't have any idea at all who we really were?

That's right, because you didn't say who you were! This is terrible!

Nel is sure that the bad guys are gonna kill us!

No, we're not going to kill you.

Well, I wasn't expecting this at all.

Who knew there are Arrancars like this?

We're in big trouble!

Uh huh!

We're gonna die!

Nel thinks we really should try to kill the bad guys before they try to kill us!

Yeah, but I don't think there's any way we can beat them.

I know! Let's invite them to play a game of eternal tag and while we're pretending to play we jump them, and then we run for it!

Now that's a good idea!

Yeah, maybe this way we can beat them!

Okay, here we go. Let's start!