
Blue Archive story ยท Volume 2: Game Development Department, Chapter 1, Episode 14
Vol. 2 Ch. 1 Ep. 14: Maids vs. Meisters
1 scenes, 94 lines
1. Millennium Hallway / Millennium Institute 3 Rooftop / Millennium Main Corridor / Millennium Main Institute Outskirts
94 linesThe last shutter is down. Now the only way to navigate the Student Council floor is with my fingerprint! Just a little bit farther until we reach the contraband storage and the Mirror...
Momoi! Hit the deck!
Huh?
*kabooooom*
Aaaah!
Wh-What WAS that?! That massive thing barely went over our heads! Look how big that hole in the wall is!
A 13.97 millimeter anti-materiel sniper round?! That was close. It would have hit you square in the head if you were just a couple of centimeters taller.
Thank goodness we're so tiny, not! What's going on?!
It's coming again! Midori, get down!
*bang*
Ahhhhh!
Hm? Not bad.
Those pip-squeaks are hard to hit. They're as nimble as they are small.
However, their speed and movement are predictable. No wind and no obstacles in the line of fire. Even clinging to walls and avoiding windows won't save them now.
Sorry, girls, but there's no escape now...
You sure about that?
...?!
My calculations say otherwise. In fact, your chances of hitting are zero percent.
Who's there?
*pop* *pop* *tat*
Huh?
*brat-tat-tat-tat-tat*
Whoa! Th-The hell is that?!
I do believe introductions are in order.
Feast your eyes upon the Engineering Department's latest and greatest invention, the bipedal all-terrain, combat-ready chair: Thundergun!
...But why? Who needs a walking chair?! And why does it have a catapult?!
Your lack of imagination is depressing. I suppose I should have realized earlier that a dullard such as yourself wouldn't be able to appreciate Thundergun's charms.
You and that "chair" don't make sense, but the rest is coming together.
I'd been wondering how those kids from the Game Development Department managed to make it this far on their own.
Is it because of that Sensei of yours?
I bet Himari's intel was just a ruse as well.
In that case...
!!!
Ahhh! Thundergun!
Pretty tough. My shot didn't come out the other side. Oh, well. Not much good it'll do you stuck on its back like a turtle.
I've got to admit, the idea of a walking chair with a gun strapped to it is pretty amusing.
However, if you really wanted to stop me, you should have attempted an ambush instead of trying to take me on with this stupid glorified wheelchair.
Your calculations were foolish, Utaha.
You were never going to beat me somewhere as open as this rooftop without cover.
...
Without cover, huh? Yeah, that's true.
But you know what else a rooftop doesn't have? A ceiling.
???
*whirrr*
Wh-What's that sound?!
*kabooooom*
Gah! A mortar?! But from where?
Our dearest Hibiki is firing off shells from the opposite side of Millennium Tower.
Reaching Hibiki means going through four walls and two ceilings. An impossible task, unless you also have a mortar hiding in that frilly maid costume.
You can't be serious!
It's quieted down out there.
That must be Utaha and Hibiki's doing! We should get moving while they have Karin pinned down!
*rumble*
Eek! W-Was that an earthquake?
N-No, an explosion. You don't think...?!
Ugh. My lecture's...not over yet!
I thought we were toast! Where the heck does she keep all those bombs, anyway?!
*sigh* Normally, I wouldn't condone destruction of school property.
My apologies for destroying the shutters, Yuuka. What's the Game Development Department's current location?
Karin had them suppressed until a moment ago, but they've slipped out of our vision since.
However, it's not hard to guess where they're headed.
It must be the contraband storage where the Mirror is being kept. Understood. I'll take the elevator and intercept.
*beep*
That blackout just now... Do you think it means Utaha and Hibiki succeeded?
The Student Council's contraband storage! Haha. We did it!
Wow! You finally made it!
Hmm?
Huh?!
What kept you?
Howdy, Game Development Department! And... Uhhh, you were..."Zenzy"?
Oh, right! It's Sensei!
I've been waiting here the whole time!
A-Asuna? How'd you know we'd be here?!
I dunno!
Call it a hunch! I had a feeling that if I waited here, I'd meet up with Sensei sooner or later. And you guys too!
Call it a woman's intuition.
Geez. You didn't even try to figure it out with reasoning.
Anyway, shall we begin?
Huh? Begin what?
Our fight of course, silly! There's nothing better than a good fight!
Oh, right. I should introduce myself first!
C&C's call sign Zero-One, Asuna, reporting for duty!
Ready or not, here I come!
Oh, crap!



