Blue Archive story ยท Volume 2: Game Development Department, Chapter 1, Episode 19

Vol. 2 Ch. 1 Ep. 19: Double O

2 scenes, 259 lines

1. Millennium Game Development Department

110 lines
Midori

Momoi! Are you done yet?

Momoi

Gimme a minute... I just need to enter this and I'll be done...

Midori

We only have two minutes left! There's no time to spare!

Aris

96 seconds to be exact. Oh, 92 now...

Momoi

Okay! Okay! I'm done!

Yuzu

Let's just do a quick test, and... Okay.

There are no errors, Momoi!

Momoi

All right! Beginning the upload! 15 seconds to delivery! Aris, the time?!

Aris

19 seconds remaining...

Midori

Please, please, please...

Momoi

Status: Sent...

Thank you for your submission and participation in the Millennium Prize.

Momoi

We did it!

Yuzu

Pheeew... That was too close.

Midori

Now all we have to do is wait for the announcement in four days.

Momoi

We made it in time, but we won't know our fate until the results come.

In four days, it'll be decided if we have to stay or go.

So I have a proposal.

Why don't we try uploading an open web version of Tales Saga Chronicle 2 in the time we have left?

Yuzu

Huh?

Midori

Why would we do that?

Momoi

Cause who cares what the judges think? Don't you want to know what regular-old players have to say about our game?

Midori

B-But what if they say it's horrible?

Momoi

Think about it this way. We did this for us. The Millennium Prize is just a bonus.

We did our best, and that's something to be proud of!

Midori

Well, sure, but...

Yuzu

Let's do it.

Midori

Huh?

Yuzu

Art is nothing if people never get to experience it.

I want people to experience what we made.

Midori

Yuzu...

Yuzu

It's okay. Even if it's just like last time, and we get an avalanche of nasty comments...

...I'll know that we did our best. And we did it together. That's what's truly important.

I'm all right, honest.

Momoi

Okay! I'm going to upload it now!

Midori

W-Wait!

Momoi

And...done! In two or three hours, the reviews will be rolling in. I'm going to take a break while we wait.

Midori

Sure...

Aris

...

...*plop*

Momoi

Aris? Why are you sitting in front of the computer?

Aris

I am waiting.

People are starting to download the game. I want to know what they think.

Midori

A watched pot never boils, Aris. The real reviews won't come until later.

Aris

Well, I am just going to wait.

Yuzu

Me too.

I'm too anxious to sleep anyway.

So I'll wait with you.

Midori

Ah.

My heart is pounding.

Momoi

Agh! I'm more worried than excited. And I'm the one who suggested we do this!

*ding*

Midori

Oh! It's our first comment!

Momoi

Wh-What?! Really?!

helmet021: Yo, the Worst Game of the Year frauds are back! I thought they'd quit after realizing they're talentless hacks but here they are crapping out sequels LOL

Aris

...

Momoi

Ah... It's okay, Aris. Don't let it get to you.

Aris

Understood.

I am going to have Maki give me this person's IP address so I can go blast them with a full strength laser beam.

Midori

Y-You can't do that!

Yuzu

Midori's right.

They clearly didn't even try the game, so just try to ignore it.

*ding*

Kotoha0507: The first one was a disaster, but it had a few interesting ideas. I hope they've improved the gameplay this time.

Momoi

Hey, now we're getting somewhere.

*ding*

QueenC: I'm scared... When I finish the game, how will my future self judge the current me? Will I curse myself for purposely downloading this game, or will I rejoice at my leap of faith?

*ding*

kirakiraNO1: the first one made me want to quit games forever lol seriously crap like this make me cringe so hard lmao. Y do I always feel like trying this stuff tho?

Momoi

W-Wow! People are actually excited to play our game!

Midori

Uh... I feel like they're acting like our game is some kind of ticking time bomb.

Yuzu

They think they are going to hate it, but want to try it anyway...

*ding ding*

cat0808: I have a make-up test in two hours, but TSC2 lookin kinda :eyes: I'm thinking of skipping to play. Should I?

Yousee-me: Play TSC2, obv! Tests are temporary, getting to play TSC2 on release is eternal. Waiting to play would be a crime against art!

Yuzu

Uhhh... They should really go take their test.

Momoi

Whoa, we already have over 2000 downloads. How'd that happen?

Midori

Oh. Someone posted it on a social media aggregate site.

Momoi

Ahhh! I was just hoping people wouldn't be apathetic, but now I'm scared!

Aris

...

My heart is beating really fast.

Momoi

I can't tell if I'm scared or excited!

*BOOM*

Momoi

Huh?!

Aris

Did Momoi's heart just explode?

Momoi

What?! No, that wasn't me!

Yuzu

Then what was it? Did our console finally die?

Momoi

It was getting pretty old...

Midori

No! This shell is a 13.97 millimeter round! It belongs to Karin!

*BOOM BOOM*

Yuzu

Eek!

Aris

Ranged attack confirmed. Position: eleven o' clock. Distance: approximately one kilometer!

Momoi

W-Was our last game really THAT bad?!

Aris

Preparing to counterattack!

Momoi

Don't, Aris! We have Sensei here.

And if we fight in here, the club room will be destroyed!

Midori

Momoi...

Yuzu

Student Council forces are outside! Maybe they're here for revenge!

Midori

I can't believe I felt a little bad for them before!

Momoi

Eek!

Your choice

"Calm down."

"Let's go outside."

Midori

Sensei!

Sensei!

Right!

Momoi

Yuzu and I will take the lead. You know what that means, right, Aris?

Aris

Yes.

I must protect everyone.

Momoi

All right. Let's move out!

2. Millennium Old Building Hallway

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Momoi

...*pant*...*pant*

Phew, we just barely escaped!

Yuzu

What do we do now, though?

Midori

Well, we already submitted the game to the Millennium Prize.

All we have to do is keep running away until they announce the results!

???

I don't think so.

Midori

Huh?!

*ratta-tat-tat*

Midori

Ahhh!

Aris

Midori!

Neru

...

Ah.

I figured that'd work.

So the one that led these little chicks to attack the contraband storage...

...was you, right?

Should I call you "Sensei," too?

I guess Akane's investigation wasn't blowing things out of proportion.

Your choice

"Why are you here? Revenge?"

"You realize you're also pretty little, right?"

Neru

Ha! I wouldn't be here for somethin' like that.

Then again... Hey, you. The one over there.

Don't think I forgot about you tricking me.

Yuzu

Eek...! I-I'm sorry!

Neru

You really got me good last time.

Yuzu

Huh?

Neru

Your performance was perfect. The way you pretended to tremble really had me going there.

Momoi

(Th-That was real trembling, though...)

Neru

Anyway, you. Yeah, you with that massive weapon...

What?! I'm a third-year! Call me "little" again, and I'll cave your face in!

Karin

Mind your composure, Neru.

Akane

Wow, someone's brave enough to call Neru little to her face.

Neru

Grr...*sigh*

I was THIS close to losin' it, but I'm good. Anyway, you over there with that huge weapon...

Aris

*looks from side to side*

Neru

Yeah, you!

Aris

What about me?

Neru

You're not like the others.

You shot straight at C&C!

I've got something you need to hear.

Aris

Oh, I recognize this situation.

Next is: "I have never felt this way before."

It is a confession. The little maid is confessing to me.

Neru

The hell are you talking about?! And who the hell are you callin' little?! You wanna die, you...!

Aris

Uhhh...

Momoi

W-We're so dead!

Neru

*sigh*

You guys are going to make me lose it. Let's cut to the chase...

I'm not here to get revenge for you guys attacking us.

Yeah, I'm a little pissed, but you guys beat us fair and square.

So I'm willing to look past it. However...you've caught my attention.

Momoi

What do you mean?

Neru

There's just somethin' I need to see for myself.

So, let's fight.

If you win, I leave, and that's the end of it.

This is way better than doing some investigation or somethin', don'tcha think?

Aris

...

Okay.

Neru

You've got some fire in your eyes. I like that.

Aris

So an arena event, then? Understood.

Neru

What now? Arena...?

Aris

Last time, my strategies were limited due to the Mirror and limited area to move in.

However...

...this time my MP is fully charged!

Neru

That's...!

Aris

Blinding Light!

*BOOOOOM*

Karin

Gah!

Asuna

Whoa!

Akane

That was amazing!

The wall's completely obliterated!

Momoi

That was amazing, Aris.

Midori

Yeah, I've never seen anything like it.

Aris

Did I get her?

Midori

A-Aris! You can't say that line!

Aris

Oh, of course. Situations like this call for more grace and nuance.

Hath the fair maiden fallen in battle?

Midori

Th-That's not really what I meant...

Sensei

"Not yet."

*ratta-tat-tat*

Aris

Ah!

Neru

Sure, that attack was pretty special...

But is that all you've got?

Aris

R-Recharging MP!

Neru

Too slow.

Aris

Oh, n...

* boom*

Aris

Gah!

Neru

Your weapon is strong, but the time between trigger pull and impact with the target is too long.

And thanks to that gap, your weapon is useless at a certain range.

Because you'll be caught in the blast yourself.

And I'll tell ya how many people in Kivotos can beat me at close range.

None.

Aris

Uh-oh...

Momoi

Aris!

Neru

What a let down. I can't believe you managed to trounce my maids.

Aris

...

*whoosh*

Neru

Crap!

Midori

D-Did she just swing that railgun like a bat?!

Neru

Heh. Not a bad idea in a close-up fight.

But I've still got the upper hand at this distance.

Even if you can fire, you won't be able to aim at me.

Aris

Then I will not aim.

Here I go!

Neru

I told you there's no point... Huh?

Th-The hell?! You're firing? But at this distance...!

You aren't even aiming at me! You'll hit the floor!

Are you insane? Don't you know you'll be caught in the blast too?!

Aris

Blinding Light!!

*BOOM*

Midori

Aris! *cough* The smoke!

Momoi

The floor completely collapsed... There you are, Aris!

Aris

Physical damage is at 48% of capacity. We need to retreat!

Your choice

"Get on my back."

Midori

Hurry, Sensei!

(scurries)

Karin

President!

Akane

Do you think she's okay? Could she be buried under the rubble?

Asuna

I saw Aris get out, and she was a mess. Our little Neru might be a pancake by now...

Neru

Who are you calling "little"?!

Karin

Whoops.

Asuna

Whoa, that's our president! A little rubble's got nothing on her!

Neru

Whose side are you guys on, anyway?!

Karin

In any case, Aris is in no condition to continue fighting. She is likely going to an infirmary. Should we pursue?

Akane

Hmm. Millennium only has a few infirmaries, so finding her shouldn't take long.

Neru

...

...

Asuna

Neru?

Neru

Ugh...

It's fine. There's no need to pursue. Let's pull out.

I feel a lot better after wrecking some stuff anyway.

Neru

Well, mission accomplished, I guess. Heh. I get now why Rio is so interested in the Game Development Department.

And that person with them...

Asuna

You're worried about Sensei, aren't you?

Neru

W-Wait! It's not like that!

Akane

I understand. Though, I am a little worried.

Given that their group is full of nothing but little girls, I wonder if Sensei...

Karin

Good for you, Neru.

Neru

SHUT UP! One more word out of you, and these barrels will be pointed right at your face.

Hmph...

Sensei...and the Game Development Department.

Hmm.

They better watch themselves. I'll make 'em pay for calling me little.

Anyway, I'm starving. Let's go get some ramen.

Akane

All right!

Asuna

Sounds good!

Karin

Oh? So you really did hit your growth spurt after all...

Neru

I said shut up!