Blue Archive story ยท Volume 2: Game Development Department, Chapter 1, Episode 7

Vol. 2 Ch. 1 Ep. 7: Much Too Big to Be Called a Gun

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1. Millennium Game Development Department / Engineering Department Workshop

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Momoi

All students in Millennium, or well, Kivotos, have their own personal weapons.

So, you'll need one too, Aris.

And there's only one place that'll get you what you need on short notice.

The Engineering Department.

Aris

That is a new word. "En...gineer...ing"?

Midori

It's a club of experts who make and repair machines here at Millennium.

Their members are called meisters.

Momoi

They do a bunch with machines in general and also handle remodeling the school's weapons...

So I betcha they've got some spare weapons lying around.

All right, let's go!

Utaha

...I see.

You want to get a better weapon for your classmate.

Well, you've come to the right place.

A competent student is nothing without an appropriate weapon.

If you look to that corner there, you'll see some prototypes we've put together.

It's all fair game, so help yourselves.

Momoi

Wow! Thanks a bunch, Utaha!

Hibiki

Uh, hi. I'm Hibiki, and, um, I'm a first year here... Let's find you something special.

How about this?

Momoi

Oh, a pistol.

Hibiki

I get the feeling this girl, uh, doesn't have much combat experience. Am I right?

Aris

Negative. I have already saved humanity 27 times, defeated the demon king 46 times, and explored hundreds of dungeons.

Hibiki

That's, uh, pretty prolific of you.

Still, it seems like you're new to guns.

In which case, a pistol is ideal. It has a light plastic frame, and there isn't much recoil..

It's a good starter gun, but there's something even better about it.

This model has a never-before-seen feature that, until recently, has never existed in the history of our school.

Momoi

Wh-What is it?

Midori

It sounds impressive. Please tell us.

Hibiki

The new feature that will rock the world of firearms is...

Bluetooth.

Momoi

...Huh?

Hibiki

This pistol is the only one in the world that allows wireless music playback and file sharing via Bluetooth.

It also functions as a digital car key, and can be used to tag into IC panels on public transit services.

And to top it all off, if you enable the NFC feature, you can use it to make payments at convenience stores.

Momoi

Th-That's amazing.

But imagine how the store clerk would freak out if you whipped out a pistol and said, "I'll be paying with this!"

Midori

What do you think, Aris, wait, where did she go?

Hibiki

Oh, there she is.

She's looking at....

Aris

(stare)

Is that...?

Kotori

Heh heh. You have a good eye, customer.

Aris

Who are you?

Kotori

I'm Kotori, one of the Engineering Department's meisters and a master of explanations!

Aris

...?

Kotori

And you must be Aris, the fourth member of the Game Development Department!

Midori

Oh, hello again, Kotori. What is this huge thing here?

It kind of looks like...a cannon.

Kotori

Excellent deduction, Midori. This here was produced using about 70 percent of the club's budget for the second half of the year...

Allow me to introduce our most ambitious project yet, a railgun fit for an intergalactic battleship!

Momoi

An intergalactic b-battleship... That's nuts...

Midori

Didn't a lot of people get horrible colds when you tried making that cryo-sleep hibernation device?

Utaha

Well, I mean, the Direct to Future Express is still in use today...

...but now as a refrigerator. We're sending the food into the far future, so it wasn't a complete failure.

Momoi

That's quite the name for a fridge!

Kotori

The Engineering Department is going to develop an intergalactic battleship, right after some helicopters and general-purpose work robots!

This railgun is the beginning of that plan. A live-ammunition weapon developed for use in the vacuum of space! No one's ever attempted this in the history of Millennium!

Momoi

When you put it that way, it gets me kind of excited!

Midori

Me too! If anyone can do it, it's our Engineering Department!

Kotori

Heehee! You can count on us!

But, actually, we, uh... The whole plan is on ice for the time being.

Momoi

Why'd you hype me up just to shoot me down?!

Kotori

Like usual, our problem is not a lack of imagination or passion, but one of budget.

It took 70 percent of this semester's budget just to make this one gun. To make an intergalactic battleship, we're going to need a thousand times more...

Momoi

Then why did you make this gun in the first place?!

Utaha

What a disappointing question, Momoi.

It's simple, really. It's because...we love laser beams.

Hibiki

*nod nod*

Kotori

Well said, Utaha. I agree wholeheartedly of course. If Momoi can't appreciate laser beams, then she's surely a fool.

Momoi

I'm surrounded by idiots!

Hibiki

By the way, the official name of this passion project is...

Kotori

"Supernova: The Sword of Light"!

Midori

Another overblown name...

Aris

...!

The Sword of Light?!

Momoi

Whoa! Look at Aris' eyes sparkle!

Aris

Wow! Incredible!

Midori

I-I've never seen her so excited.

Aris

I...want it.

Hibiki

...Huh?

Aris

O great formers of steel, bequeath unto me the might of the dragon's breath.

Utaha

Uhhh... I'm glad to hear you're so...passionate.

Kotori

But we couldn't possibly fill that request!

Momoi

But you said everything in this corner was fair game!

Hibiki

...We have our reasons.

Aris

What reasons, though?

Is my level too low? What stats do I need to equip this weapon?

Utaha

That's not really what I mean...

With matters like this, you have to be realistic.

Momoi

Ah. I knew it. This is about the money.

Don't worry, Aris. If I must, I'm willing to part with Midori's FlyStation.

Utaha

...That's not it either.

Momoi

What are we getting realistic about if the issue's not money?!

Utaha

Don't get me wrong, the budget is something to be concerned about.

However, there is something more pressing here.... This weapon is way too heavy-duty to be used as a personal weapon.

Kotori

By itself, the railgun probably weighs 140 kilograms. Add the optical accuracy device and battery...and that's almost 200 kilograms!

Aris

Hmm...

Utaha

Exactly. We're all happy you're so interested in our creation, and were you able to actually handle it yourself, I imagine we could part with it.

Aris

...?

Oh?!

Are you certain nothing beguiles your thoughts, technomage?

Utaha

Huh? She's speaking weird again...

Midori

I-I think she wants to know if you're serious about what you just said.

Utaha

Of course I am. How about this, do you want to try holding it?

Aris

*nod*

*scooches forward*

She who lifts this weapon on high...

...shall rule this land!

Kotori

Haha! That's the spirit.

*grab*

Aris

Hup...!

Hibiki

B-Be careful. Don't hurt yourself... We really should have the crane over here to...

Aris

Haaaaah!

Utaha

Wha...

Kotori

HUH?!

*woosh*

Aris

Hooray! I-I did it!

Hibiki

No...way...

Aris

Umm...So how does button layout work? Would this be the R trigger...?

Hibiki

W-Wait!

Aris

Blinding Light!

*booooom*

Kotori

Ahhh! The roof!

Aris

...Amazing.

I will equip this to my weapon slot.

Kotori

W-Wait! Pick something else! We put so much of our budget into that one...

Utaha

It's okay...

She should take it.

Midori

Is that really okay, Utaha?

Utaha

No one else can use it anyway.

Hibiki, put together a shoulder strap and add some handles so Aris can carry it more easily.

Hibiki

Can do.

On the plus side, we're going to be able to collect a lot of good data from, uh, real combat scenarios.

Momoi

This is crazy. I feel like we just got a super rare item! Thanks guys!

Aris

Th-Thank you!

Utaha

It's a little early to be thanking us.

Momoi

What now?

Utaha

Hibiki. Go get all those drones and robots we were going to throw out.

Hibiki

...Okay.

Midori

What's Utaha up to?

Momoi

Ah! Maybe she's not going to let the railgun go so easily.

Utaha

You catch on quick.

If you want that weapon...

Kotori

...you'll have to get through us!

Aris

Oh?!

Momoi

S-Seriously?! I thought you said we could have it if she could lift it, Utaha!

Midori

W-We just wanted a weapon for Aris...

Utaha

Were it any other weapon, I would happily let it go.

But for this project, you need to earn my approval first.

Midori

Wh-What does that mean?

Utaha

I guess it's more of a qualification exam than a bid for approval.

Midori

I don't understand...

Aris

Combat drones and robots detected. Danger confirmed.

Here they come!

Midori

Eeek!

2. Part 2

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Utaha

...

Not bad.

Kotori

Ugh! I can't believe we lost, but I guess a deal is a deal.

Aris! The Sword of Light is now yours alone!

Aris

Hooray!

Midori

Phew, everything worked itself out.

Hibiki

I still can't believe you can even lift that gun...

Anyway, uh, come here, Aris. I can give you some operating instructions and reinforce the grip some more.

Utaha

Grip strength of at least one metric ton, the ability to maintain balance while firing, and superhuman strength. Not to mention a "body" which perfectly maintains itself...

It could be self-repairing itself via nanomachines, meaning it was designed for use in harsh environments where constant maintenance is required...

Obviously, one such environment immediately springs to mind...

...the battlefield.

Just who is Aris, really?