MAke Drama: MAD story · Main story, A New World

Chapter 1: Conquering the Panoticon

For a comfortable life, I'm more than ready to go to war with the maids.

9 scenes, 708 lines

1. Maids and Butts

125 lines

The time has come to deliver righteous punishment to the maids who ruined my chance to peek into the shower. This is absolutely not me taking out my frustration on them!

A little while ago.

Mmm... Ah, yes, right there...

Just a little... a little more... mmm...

Maid Jailer

Ma'am, Ma'am! W-We have a serious prob—

Kyaak! You startled me! Why are you naked?!

Head Maid

How many times do I have to tell you to knock first...!

You're ruining my massage!

Maid Jailer

Ah, yes. Yes, ma'am!

More importantly, Ma'am! This is no time for your little "happy time"!

Head Maid

So, what is it? If it's not urgent, I'm going to give your butt a serious...

Maid Jailer

W-W-Well, listen, but don't freak out!

The four prisoners who came in yesterday suddenly vanished today!!

This... counts as a prison break, right?

Head Maid

Hmm... A jailbreak, you say?

Ah... A jailbreak... A jailbreak...

Why?

Maid Jailer

Wh... What?

Head Maid

I asked why there are escapees in the first place.

Maid Jailer

...W-Well? As for why...

Head Maid

Panoticon is Humanitas's finest welfare facility, giving criminals a day of rest and comfort so they can wash away their bad intentions and make a fresh start.

Am I right, or am I wrong?

Maid Jailer

Um... I guess so?

Head Maid

...But if someone ran away from the finest welfare facility in Humanitas... there must be a reason, right?

Maid Jailer

Um... I suppose so?

Head Maid

Exactly, we have escapees. So, what should we do first?

Maid Jailer

W-Well, that is...

Head Maid

We need to find out why they escaped and fix whatever caused it!!!

Maid Jailer

E-Eep...

Head Maid

Anyway, what's next? What should we do after that?

Maid Jailer

Since we've got some brats whose butts need a good spanking... w-we should go catch them right away!!

Head Maid

No, you're wrong.

Maid Jailer

Eh?

Head Maid

You're the ones who failed to manage the prisoners, so you should be punished.

Maid Jailer

...?!

Head Maid

I've told you time and time again. If you do your job well enough so I don't have to worry, I'll let you eat well and live comfortably here for the rest of your lives.

But you made me worry anyway, didn't you? I trusted you, and you completely botched it.

Maid Jailer

B-But... o-our service followed the manual exactly...

Head Maid

Oh, really? Is that so? Hmm, then your management must have been a complete disaster.

So, how did they escape?

You at least checked the security cameras, didn't you?

Maid Part-Timer

...

Head Maid

Keep quiet, then. You'll be the first one to get your butt thrashed.

Maid Jailer

N-No, ma'am!!

Head Maid

If you don't want your life as a maid to become a living hell, you'd better speak up.

Maid Jailer

W-Well... they walked... right out the front gate...

Head Maid

...What's the rule when a prisoner awaiting release is wandering around the lobby early in the morning? Aren't you supposed to politely escort them back to their room?

Am I getting my own rules wrong? That can't be right, can it?

Maid Jailer

I-I'm sorry! None of us expected a prisoner scheduled for release to just walk out so confidently...

Head Maid

You're sorry?

Maid Jailer

E-Excuse me?

Head Maid

I asked if you're sorry.

Maid Jailer

Ah, yes! I'm sorry!

Head Maid

Does saying sorry get you out of being a maid? If you knew you'd be sorry, you should've done your job right in the first place.

Maid Jailer

I'm sor...

Head Maid

If you hadn't done something worth apologizing for, you wouldn't be getting chewed out like this.

Maid Jailer

Yes, that's true...

Head Maid

Am I a joke to you? Is being a maid a joke? Is guarding the prison a joke?

Maid Jailer

N-No, ma'am! I'm sorry!!

Head Maid

No, what exactly are you sorry for? I've let it slide long enough, and all you do is repeat yourself.

Hey. That's enough. Get everyone together.

It's been a while since we had a spanking relay. Pull up your skirts, line up in the hallway, and bend over.

Today, I'll keep at it until every last butt is plump and red as a tomato.

Maid Jailer

H-Huh...!!! P-Please, ma'am, anything but that...

Head Maid

Quiet, Butt Number One.

Pull up your skirt and bare your butt right now.

And when we're done, take everyone with you and bring those escapees back. Got it?!!

Maid Jailer

Hnnnnng...

A few hours later...

Maid Part-Timer

Open up, you dangerous escapees!!! ???

If you don't open up, we're breaking in! Got it?! ???

You

...??

Maid Part-Timer

Hey, open up! If we screw this up too, our butts are seriously going to get destroyed! ???

Your choice

Whether their butts explode or swell up...

...how is that my problem?

Maid Part-Timer

Hey, forget waiting. Just break it down! If this goes badly too, we're seriously screwed! ???

B-But property damage— ???

Worry about your own butt getting wrecked, you idiot maid! ??? Break it down!!!

BAM!!!

You

What the—

Freya

W-What's going on?! I rushed over because of the noise...

Kyaaa! The door!!! How are we supposed to explain this to the landlord?!

Angry Maid

Prepare yourselves, you escapees!! I'll get revenge for what you did to my butt!!

Furious Maid

Let's see how you like getting your own butts set on fire!!

Freya

I have no idea what you're talking about, but...

What are we going to do about our security deposit!!! Everyone, get out—!!!!!

Wait, why did so many of them swarm us? Were there always this many Maids in the Panoticon?

Lumina

I know, right? And they've all got this look of pure malice in their eyes.

Theta

They flinch every single time they take a step. Some of them are even holding their backsides...

You

...Their backsides? Why?

Theta

Well, I am not quite sure.

Lumina

Should we grab one of them and ask?

Freya

Why go that far? Just knock one down and check.

You

That's a good idea.

What the? Their butts are all swollen and red.

Looks like they got a serious thrashing from someone.

Lumina

Ah, speaking of which, I've heard an interesting rumor before!

They say Panoticon's warden, head jailer, and head maid absolutely loves butts...

And her favorite kind of butt is one that makes a satisfying sound when spanked...

You

...??? What kind of freak is that?

Freya

Heh, rumors about her being a weirdo are pretty common. I don't know the exact details, though!

Theta

If you're that curious, let's ask this maid here who's pretending to be unconscious.

Wake up, Ms. Maid.

You

She's not waking up.

Theta

Hmm. Is she really unconscious? I should test it.

With this sword, I'll give her butt a little stab—

Maid Part-Timer

*Yawn*...!! W-Wow, I slept great... Maid

Theta

I already know you've been awake this whole time.

Maid Part-Timer

N-No, I wasn't! That's not what happened! Maid

You

Oh, is that how it is? Fine, I get it.

In that case, it's time you paid for lying.

Maid Part-Timer

L-Lying?! I-I don't know what you're talking about... Maid

Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle

I wiggled my fingers and started tickling the maid all over...

Maid Part-Timer

Ahahaha!!!! St-Stop! Please stop!! Maid

You

No can do.

Maid Part-Timer

Ahahaha!!!! N-No, stop!! Maid

I hate being tickled...!!! Maid H-Help me!!! I-I can't breathe...!!

You

If you want me to stop, give me some answers.

How many of you are there? Why did you come here?

Maid Part-Timer

H-How should I know that?! How am I supposed to know how many maids are in the Panoticon— Maid

You

Bzzzt. Wrong answer.

Maid Part-Timer

Kyaaaak!!! Maid

You

Let's start over. How many of you are there, and where are they positioned?

Maid Part-Timer

S-Stop— Maid

2. A Complete Mess

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When I told the trio about my plan to attack Panoticon, they all thought it sounded fun. The only problem is, the maids just won't stop coming after us...

You

She's tougher than I thought. She's completely refusing to spill the beans.

Freya

I think you just tickled her so hard she couldn't even draw a breath...?

Theta

She is twitching even while unconscious.

Lumina

Wow, that is the first time I've ever seen someone tickled into unconsciousness!

You

Well, we didn't get the info we wanted...

but it's obvious this is because of our jailbreak.

Lumina

Hmm, are we getting dragged back to prison...?

Theta

Even if they take us back, they'll just release us the next day anyway.

Freya

Aw, we just took our Prison Four-Cut photos recently. I don't want to do it again! It's still on cooldown!

You

...No, we're going to the Panoticon.

Lumina

Right, we're going to the Panoticon...

Wait, what?

Freya

What's that supposed to mean, Big Boss? Didn't you hear what I just said?

You

Do you honestly think those maids will just leave us alone? They'll keep swarming us to drag us back.

Waiting around here for them to catch us doesn't sit well with me.

So, there's only one conclusion.

Your choice

We strike the Panoticon first.

And then, we conquer it.

Suji

... Everyone

Theta

A strategic decision. I understand your intention to overrun and seize the enemy's headquarters.

Lumina

Going to war against an army of maids... I'm already getting goosebumps!

Freya

That's our Big Boss! Always coming up with the wildest ideas!

...

...But seriously, can the four of us actually pull that off?

The Big Boss doesn't fight, you know.

You

I'm the commander. I'll leave the physical labor to you.

Maid 1

M-Masters! You're going to be sent back to prison for escaping!

Maid 2

If you surrender quietly and come back, we'll give you twice as much meat...!!

You

Get a grip! Once we take over the Panoticon, we can eat as much as we want anyway!

Freya

L-Like I'd fall for something that cheap!!

Charlotte

Charlotte

Hey, hey! Fight all you want, but don't block the road! I'm busy enough already. What the heck is going on here?

Jennie

Surely it won't be like this all day, right? If it's still like this when I have to work later... Ugh, I don't even want to think about it.

Charlotte

But wait, aren't those the Panoticon maids? Why are they out here causing a scene?

Jennie

Hmm, I wonder... If they're causing trouble all the way out on the streets, it must be something serious...

Charlotte

Getting mixed up in this will just hurt our sales. Let's steer clear, steer clear.

Hinata

Eek, w-what's going on?! Did a war break out or something...!

Shizuku

...I don't think it's that bad. The road is blocked, so we'll have to take a detour.

Hinata

Ughhh, of all the days to work outside, this had to happen... How should I report that we'll be late...?

Shizuku

...We should find out what happened at the Panoticon first. That way, the situation will be clearer.

Fit Angels 1

Whew, whew... Today's squat day! I wonder how many more reps I can do today.

Fit Angels 2

Hehehe, I even brought ankle weights today!

Fit Angels 3

Alright, alright! In that case, I'll— Kyaaaah!!!

Fit Angels 1

W-What! What's going on?!

Fit Angels 2

Hey! Snap out of it! Snap out of it!!

Ugh, what is this? A bullet? I think I got hit by something... Fit Angels 3

Argh!! My protein powder spilled!!! Fit Angels 3

Blue Angel

How dare you disrespect protein!! I won't let you get away with this!!! Fit Angels 1

Red Angel

Everyone, grab your weapons! We'll take them all down while getting our workout in!! Fit Angels 2

Humanitas Street

Harmonix Faith Follower 1

Come visit Vermont! Come visit Vermont!

Harmonix Faith Follower 2

The joyful Harmonix Festival is coming! Let us listen to the word of God together!

Harmonix Faith Follower 3

We're also handing out free cookies! Freshly baked cookies... Kyaaaak!?

Harmonix Faith Follower 1

Oh my, what a disaster...

Harmonix Faith Follower 2

Still, thank goodness nobody was hurt... Huh? The cookies didn't spill? Where did they all go?

Harmonix Faith Follower 3

Thief! It's a cookie thief!!!

Harmonix Faith Follower 1

How dare they covet the cookies meant for the children of God! This is blasphemy!!

This is a holy war!! Wipe them all out!!

Freya

Whew, every time we clear out one group, another whole mob shows up somewhere else!

Lumina

Still, they're weaker than I expected. Maybe it's because they're better at housework than fighting?

Theta

These cookies are delicious. I was hoping to keep one of the maids who can cook around, but I suppose a nun will do too.

You

What kind of nonsense is that?

Freya

Ahaha... By the way, why does it feel like their numbers aren't going down no matter how much we fight?

You

...What is this? I have a bad feeling about this.

Where did all those people come from?

Fit Angels

Catch all those protein-wasters and force them into tracksuits!!

Harmonix Followers

Bring down the hammer of Lord Harmonix on those who mock our faith!!!

You

...What a complete mess.

3. Cops and Robbers

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When the streets descended into chaos, the police were called in, but the others went off to take care of their own business, leaving Laila all alone. A lone sniper whose position is exposed makes an easy target.

Marcia

Whoa... ♡ Just look at all those arrests waiting to boost my numbers! Kihihit♡

So many pathetic♡ criminals♡ to arrest!

Laila

W-What should we do...? T-This kind of situation isn't in the manual...

C-Captain Casey... H-Haven't you heard anything...?

Hmm... For an incident of this scale, requesting backup from headquarters is standard procedure.

Casey

As much as I want to draw my gun and charge in, it's impossible to suppress this with our current numbers...

Interfering now would only fan the flames... Tch.

Laila

B-But still, s-since it's just a simple brawl... W-Won't it work out somehow...?

Marcia

Oh, why worry so much!

We're recording everything anyway, so they're all going straight to Panoticon in cuffs♡

Let's just eat donuts and wait for now! Kihihit♡

Casey

Yeah... Waiting here is probably the right call for now.

You two, stand by here! I'll take a lap on my bike to assess the situation.

Laila

B-But, w-what could have caused this brawl...?

Marcia

Hmm, I heard it's because of some idiots who broke out of the Panoticon?

They only had to wait one more day to be released... Idiots♡ Apologize to the maids who served you♡ Kyahahaha!!

Laila

W-Was there some kind of emergency... L-Like, someone's birthday or something...?

Marcia

Who knows? But I heard the Warden-slash-Head Maid is absolutely furious!

Uhuhut♡ What's the point of having so many underlings when they're all pathetic♡ idiots♡ who can't even keep the prisoners under control?

Ah! I'm out of mini donuts.

Laila, keep an eye on things! I'll go grab a few more boxes of donuts from the car♡

Laila

H-Hnnng... H-How can you all leave me here alone...?

A-And if you're going, p-please bring some more donuts for me too...

Freya

Whew, I thought we would only have to fight the maids, but this got way bigger, didn't it?

Well, things have to be this chaotic to be fun, right?!

Lumina

Fufufu, now there are so many people fighting without even paying attention to us!

Fufufu, after all, a party is always more fun when there are more people, isn't it?

Theta

...Beep.

Freya

Huh? Theta, what is it?

Theta

Bread sensor activated. Within 300 meters... a donut.

You

Since when did you even have a bread sensor?

Theta

It is a reliable ally that helps me sample warm, freshly baked bread at any time.

Freya

Donuts...? Oh, did those cops show up again?

Lumina

Did they find out we broke out and come to catch us?

You

More likely they just got a report because the streets are a complete mess.

Theta

I'm only detecting one signal. Judging by the fact that they're standing still... they seem to be just watching.

Ah. And they just hesitantly devoured a donut.

Freya

Hesitant? Timid, and eating a donut... Could it be Laila, the sniper?!

You

A single cop, alone in this situation...

And a sniper who's completely exposed without even hiding...

Your choice

...I've got a great idea.

Let's capture that cop first.

Freya

The cop??? Everyone

You

I have a plan. Just trust me and go for it.

We successfully kidnapped the cop! Though I am a little curious about what Lumina stuffed into Laila's mouth to gag her...

Laila

W-W-What are you doing...!

Y-You can't do this to a police officer...!!

Theta

...Donut signal, lost. She must have eaten them all in the meantime.

Must be nice. You get to eat so well, and you've even got a big chest to show for it.

Laila

W-W-What?! W-What kind of absurd logic is that...?

Freya

Hey, Laila! Where's your partner? Are you alone today?

Laila

W-Well... She'll be here soon, but... S-She had some business to take care of, I guess...

A-Anyway... S-So you're the escapees...

I-I knew it... You're those vicious bread thieves and public indecency criminals...

You

I told you, I'm neither of those.

Anyway! Tie her up quickly. We need to run before her fellow cops show up.

Laila

A-Ahhh, p-police! Hel—

Lumina

Fufufu, you'll cause trouble if you make too much noise... so let me gag you for a moment.

Laila

Mmmph...!!! Mmmph...!!!

Your choice

...What did you gag her with?

What is that piece of cloth? Where did you get it?

Lumina

Fufufu, what do you think it is?

You

...Fine, forget it. Let's just get moving.

4. For the Sake of Donuts

93 lines

Humanitas Alley

Laila

Mmmph...!!! Mmmph...!!!

You

I told you, you don't have to be so scared.

I just wanted to have a quiet chat.

But I won't accept a refusal. If you refuse, I'll just have to torture you.

Laila

M-Mmmph!! Ptooey...

*Gasp*...? T-Torture...? Why are you suddenly doing this to me...?

Freya

Don't worry too much! It's only tickling anyway!

Lumina

Of course, the last person we did this to held out until she started hyperventilating and passed out.

Theta

I highly recommend giving in.

Laila

B-But tickle torture... won't work on me...

I-I'm a sniper, so... I-I'm pretty confident in my endurance...

You

Patience? What kind of patience?

Laila

L-Like, staking out in remote places for a long time...

H-Holding my breath for a long time...

A-And, um, pain, hunger, thirst... I-I'm pretty good at tolerating those things...

You

Well, if you're spilling everything so easily, we don't even need to tickle you.

Laila

!!!

T-Then, from now on, I-I'll exercise my right to remain silent... H-Hup...!

Freya

Wait, there's no reason to hold your breath just to remain silent...

You

Come to think of it, why would a cop exercise the right to remain silent? That's for arrested suspects.

Lumina

Fufufu, maybe it's a special interrogation-evading technique only taught to police!

Though in my experience, holding your breath to the absolute limit can also bring pleasure...

You

Before she starts again, let's just tickle her together. Let's see how long she lasts.

A few minutes later...

Laila

I-I told you... I-I'm good at holding out...

A-And honestly, it wasn't even that ticklish... and I didn't even need to hold my breath...

Freya

*Pant*... *pant*... I'm... not done yet...

Lumina

Oh dear, Freya's going to pass out first at this rate.

Theta

She holds her breath exceptionally well. She could easily be a diver.

You

Move aside. Let me try.

Laila

E-Even if you do that, it won't really...

You

Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate here.

Laila

Kyah!!! W-W-W-Why are you touching there...?!

T-This is something else... not tickling...!!

You

Quiet.

Wh-What...!!! Hnnng...

...A-Are you done...?

You

Tch, not even a giggle... She's a world apart from that maid earlier.

Freya

See, Big Boss... We weren't the ones failing...

Theta

She has clearly invested all her donut fat into her resistance stats.

...Though she seems to have invested in her chest and butt stats too.

Laila

M-My body has nothing to do with this...!

Lumina

She's just acting like that because she didn't get to eat any donuts. Don't pay her any mind.

Theta has always wanted to eat donuts from the Donut House you guys run...

Since she doesn't have any money, she can't buy any or order delivery, and stealing from a place run by the police felt a little too risky.

You

By the way, why on earth are the police running a donut shop? They even deliver?

Laila

I-If we're talking about the Donut House, i-it's going to be a pretty long story...

You

Summarize it in one line.

Laila

T-That might be a bit difficult...

You

Fine, I'll cut you some slack. Three-line summary.

Laila

N-No, it's just...

You

You can't do this, you can't do that. What can you actually do?

Laila

I-I'm sorry...?

W-Wait a minute, why am I apologizing...?

You

Fine. If you won't explain anything, I have no choice.

Everyone, pull out your Quartz.

Laila

W-Wait...

You

Open the Donut House delivery app.

Laila

...!!!

Your choice

Alright, time to leave a nasty rev—

Laila

N-N-No, you can't!!!!

You

Ow, my ears. You almost burst my eardrums.

Laila

N-No... A 1-star review is absolutely, d-definitely out of the question...

If you really do that... I won't just stand by and let you get away with it...

You

Fine, then let's make a deal. Just one thing.

Laila

N-Negotiate...?

You

You know we're escapees, right?

Laila

W-Well, of course...

You

We're going back to the Panoticon now. We've got business to take care of there.

But we're not going to be locked up. We're going to take over the Panoticon.

Laila

...?

You

But from a cop's perspective, as long as we stay in there, isn't that basically the same as serving our sentence?

So, just let us go back in on our own.

Laila

...W-What? What does that even...

You

Okay? Got it? I'll take that as a yes.

Laila

U-Um...

You

Oh, and one more thing.

I could really use a great sniper willing to do me one favor. What do you say? Just help me out this once.

Laila

W-Why should I help y-you...

You

Once we settle in the Panoticon, I'll buy lots of donuts.

Laila

...!!

You

I'll also write you the absolute best reviews.

Laila

B-But...

You

I'll take great photos of the donuts and promote them too.

Laila

U-Ughhh...

A-Alright... If it's just this once...

...B-But this feels kind of wrong... Is t-this really okay...?

You

Of course, of course. It's just a deal, a deal.

Laila

Uh... um... well...

You

A. Deal.

Laila

Ah, yes...

You

(Heh. Easy peasy.)

5. Tofu Alliance

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Freya

Wow, there are maids all over this place too.

You

Makes sense. It's right in front of their headquarters.

Lumina

There must be even more inside. Where did all these maids come from...?

Theta

A strategy is required. May I suggest one?

You

Go ahead.

Theta

I recommend looting a nearby bakery and scattering the bread as bait.

You

You're the only one who'd fall for that trap!!

Whew... We definitely need more hands.

Getting to call in that donut cop as a sniper just once won't be nearly enough.

Lumina

Hmm, then how about those tofu merchants over there?

I heard they've been trying to set up a tofu distribution route inside the Panoticon for a while.

You

If it's the tofu merchants...

Wait, those are the ones who threw tofu at our faces when we broke out.

Why them?

Lumina

According to the rumors, shop locations on Tofu Street are unofficially decided by whoever's strongest.

So they say the shop owner closest to the entrance is the strongest!

You

Come to think of it, they did pelt us with tofu the moment we got out.

Are those four really that strong?

Lumina

They used to cause a lot of trouble back in the day, so apparently they've spent some time locked up in the Panoticon!

Freya

I don't know the details, but Lumina always seems to know what's going on!

So it's probably reliable! Probably.

You

What do you mean "probably"...?

*Sigh* Fine. We have nothing to lose by trying.

Clear the path first. I'll handle the persuasion.

Victoria

Victoria

What? You're the ones who got released early. Did you finally come back to buy some tofu?

By the way, what's going on? Why are you guys fighting the maids?

Suji

H-Hieek...! You can't fight in front of our shop...!! We're already in the red...!!

You

Sorry, but we're not customers.

...Instead, we've come to propose a business deal.

You

...Your expressions are way too easy to read.

Victoria

Business is business!

Anyway, let's hear it! What kind of business?

You

Isn't it frustrating just selling tofu outside the prison like this?

I mean, don't you want to expand your business?

Suji

W-We are trying our best in many ways to expand...

Rona has been putting a lot of effort into that, but...

Rona

I tried talking to the warden—well, the Head Maid—to expand our tofu business inside the Panoticon.

But she wouldn't even meet with me, so it failed...

Kasa

That's why we need my marketing to get the word out—

Rona

Your marketing is why we can't sell anything!!

Kasa

What did you say, you punk?!

Rona

Oh yeah? Bring it on!!

You

...Anyway, that's how it is, huh?

Then follow us.

Because we're going to take over the Panoticon.

Victoria

...What?

You

We're taking over the Panoticon. After we defeat all the maids.

Victoria

Just the four of you are going to defeat all those maids, and even the Head Maid... just like that?

You

Why, is that a problem?

Victoria

Ha... That's a grand dream...

Fine, let's hear it first. Asking us to follow you means you want our help, right?

What do we get out of helping you?

You

Exclusive rights to sell tofu in Panoticon, plus permission to sell inside.

You

Why, is that not enough?

Victoria

N-No. It's just that the offer sounds too good to be true.

So much so that it sounds completely unrealistic.

I don't care whether you believe me or not. Even without your help, we'll just charge in there ourselves.

You

It might take a bit more effort, but we'll definitely get it done...

Then we'll have to decide who gets the rights to sell tofu there.

Victoria

...

Hmmm...

Suji

V-Victoria, this seems a bit dangerous... Are you sure about this?

Victoria

Ah, seriously... Fine, let's just do it.

We're not getting any customers today anyway. Might as well give this a shot!

Suji

I-Is that so... Mmm...

Victoria

It's not like we have much to lose, right?

Business is all about growing when the opportunity comes along. You have to seize your chances.

And... we have a score to settle with that Head Maid, too.

Suji

Ugh... O-Okay. If Victoria says so...

Victoria

But this is a temporary alliance just for this one job, got it? Okay?

Your choice

Okay.

You

Then let's start by clearing out the maids in front of the Panoticon!

6. Business Is War

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Victoria

Door-to-door sales start now!! Let's go, girls!!

Kasa

The acoustics in this hallway... Nice, very nice! I can really cut loose with a performance today... No, with my marketing!!

Rona

Out of the way, you idiot!! Greeting and introducing ourselves to the potential customers inside is Sales 101!!

Suji

I-Is this really okay...?

Victoria

What are you worried about? The guys we used to fight in the back alleys are way stronger than them!

Suji

N-No, I didn't mean their strength...

Victoria

It's fine, it's fine! Just trust me! Kyahahaha!!

Freya

Come on, we can't let those merchants beat us!!

Whoever defeats the fewest maids has to clean the hideout for a week!

Lumina

Oh my, that sounds fun! Let's make them do the laundry too.

Theta

If the leader counts too, isn't that basically a guaranteed win?

Freya

True, Big Boss can't fight anyway! Heheh, I'll leave the cleaning to you!

You

Since I'm the leader, all your takedowns count toward my total.

Freya

Wh-What?! You can't just make up rules like that!!!

You

Yes I can.

Freya

That's unfair!!

You

If you don't like it, lead the group yourself. But you can't handle that, can you?

Freya

That's so unfair!!!!!!!

You

Oh-oh, keep that up and you'll end up in last place. Theta and Lumina are already...

Freya

Aaaah!!!

Yeah, that's more like it.

You

...Though I might not mind doing the laundry...

Kitty Bully

Agh, so noisy!!

I'm trying to nap before I get released! Keep it down!!

Rona

No, I mean, look, please just listen to me.

We don't make this stuff out of thin air, you know! Can't you just subscribe to our tofu delivery once?

Seeing us come all the way inside the Panoticon to sell, don't you see how serious we are?

Kitty Bully

What tofu?! You're ruining my appetite!!

Forget it, just get lost!!

You

...

Kitty Bully

Ugh! What is this?!!

Rona

We, The Great Tofu Troupe, will go to the ends of the universe to make a sale!

Please, just trust us! Okay?!!

Kitty Bully

Ugh, seriously!! I said no! Just let me sleep!!!!

Rona

Pleeeeease

Kitty Bully

Kaaah!!!

Kasa

We're from The Great Tofu Troupe!!

We'll play our tofu shop's theme song for all of you waiting to be released!!

Make sure to stop by!!! On your way out!!!

And buy tons and tons of tofu!!!!

Kitty Bully

Shut up!!!

Blue Angel

You're terrible at playing!!! Just get out!!!

Animata

Hey, can we sue them for this?! This is beyond noise pollution—it's a noise disaster!!!

Red Angel

Play that guitar one more time and I'm going to smash your tofu shop to pieces when I get out!!

Kasa

Dammit... I really didn't want to have to do this...

A-As a special offer, our tofu is completely free today only!

Same-day delivery! Made with soybeans we grew ourselves, and delivered straight into your mouth!

Welcome to the Great Tofu Troupe shop!!!!!

Animata

We said shut up already!!!!!! Inmates

Freya

Look at them... going around selling tofu so passionately... That's some incredible sales spirit...

You

...I didn't think much of them at first, but they're way more hardcore than I expected.

Anyway, forget their sales pitches... Where on earth is that Head Maid?

Things usually wrap up faster once you take out the leader.

Head Maid

Ah, ah. Mic test, mic test. ???

Can you hear me, you pathetic little escapees? ???

I am the head jailer, the warden, and the Head Maid of Panoticon.

I don't know why you crawled all the way back in here, but thanks for saving us the trouble of hunting you down.

Still, I have to wonder why you came crawling back where you belong only to beat my maids into submission...

If you've got a problem with the service, come up to the rooftop, you little masters. I'll be waiting.

Freya

Whoa, what? That's the first time I've heard the Head Maid's voice!

Theta

That's because you're always sleeping or screwing around whenever an announcement comes on, Freya.

Lumina

True. When I was locked up here before, I passed by her once or twice while wandering the halls.

Though, for some reason, every time I did, she was spanking another maid's bare butt...

You

Oh, now that I think about it, the ones who came to our hideout too...

Is getting spanked whenever they mess up just normal for the maids here? What kind of kink is this?

Freya

So what's the plan, Big Boss? Are we going up to the rooftop?

You

Do we have to? If we take over the lower floors, she'll have to come down anyway—

Freya

Ugh! What? All the lights suddenly went out!!

Theta

It appears the entire building has entered power-saving mode. It must be due to a lack of bread...

Lumina

Mmm, just where do you think you're touching me under cover of darkness?

You

Touching you where?! I didn't even go anywhere near you!!

My eyes are finally adjusting. Jeez, it's pitch black.

...Wait. Surely that Head Maid didn't just cut the power to the entire building?

Lumina

...Judging by the circumstances, it seems so...

Theta

Without electricity, even if we take over the lower floors, there'll be a limit to what we can do...

Freya

Our hideout is way better than a Panoticon without electricity...

You

In the end, it looks like we'll have to defeat the Head Maid to settle this.

...Fine, we have no choice! Let's quickly defeat the Head Maid and get the power back!

Suji

U-Um, excuse me...

If there's no power, how are you going to get to the rooftop...

Since you w-won't be able to use the elevator... you'll have to take the emergency stairs. Will you be okay...?

You

Damn it!! She played us!!

7. Rooftop Maid

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Freya

*Huff*... *puff*... Never... again... will I... take the stairs like this...

Lumina

*Huff*... *huff*... I'm not... built for this...

Theta

...Charge down to 5%. Resupply required...

Carrying the leader... on the way up... consumed all my energy...

Freya

Phew... Big Boss, how are your legs?

I was shocked when you said your legs gave out halfway up.

Lumina

Healing spells don't work on muscle aches, so honestly, I was a bit worried.

It's a relief that Theta carried you bridal style.

Your choice

Don't talk to me... I'm dying of embarrassment...

A-Anyway, we made it up, so that's all that matters...

(Damn it, I need to work on my stamina...)

You

(I never expected to be the only one lagging behind...)

Freya

Seriously, the Tofu Troupe? We shouldn't have trusted those disloyal punks.

Ditching us just because they didn't want to climb some stupid stairs?

Lumina

Ahaha, was that what happened?

Theta

According to my memory, it went like this...

Since you w-won't be able to use the elevator... you'll have to take the emergency stairs. Will you be okay...?

Victoria

Mmm... If there's no elevator, that's going to get in the way of business in many ways...

Okay! Then from now on, we won't go any higher. We're going down to the first floor!

You

Huh? What do you mean?

Victoria

We're almost out of sample tofu! So someone had to go down and swing by the shop anyway.

But without electricity, carrying it up the stairs is way too hard and inefficient!

So we're going to pivot and do our sales on the first floor! Though we're still figuring out the details!

While we're at it, if we block the maids trying to get in from the outside, won't that make things easier for you too?

Freya

Yeah, yeah! You guys do your thing! We'll take care of our own business!!

Theta

...That is how I remember it.

Freya

...Eh? Did I say that?

Lumina

Getting swept up in the moment and blurting things out in anger is a bad habit of yours, Freya. Fufu...

Of course, that's also part of Freya's charm.

You

Sigh. Forget it, what's done is done.

More importantly, is that the Head Maid? Judging by the vibe, it must be.

Head Maid

Have you had enough rest, my cheeky little escapee butts?

I can't wait to meet those glutes of yours, all pumped up from climbing the stairs.

You

...

...She clearly has a few screws loose.

Head Maid

No need for a long conversation. Capture them all and make them kneel before me!!

I'll tie you up and keep spanking your butts until you get released tomorrow!!

Fufu... You guys are pretty good, but you still have a long way to go.

Now, get up already! Get up, you useless butts!!

Freya

How... How the hell do they keep getting back up?!

I'm reaching my limit too...!

Lumina

This looks more like a trained response...

Or rather, it might be more accurate to say they've been conditioned.

Theta

I am slightly curious how much spanking it took to condition them like this.

However, pain cannot recharge my battery...

You

...It's not that they aren't taking damage. They're just being forced to stand up by the pain.

Look closely. They're all shaking. They can barely stand.

Freya

Ugh, my legs gave out...!!

Lumina

Oh my... This is way too intense...

Theta

Battery, 0%... I really cannot go on...

Head Maid

Fufufu... Now only you are left, the one who was hiding behind them and commanding them...

If I recall, your charges were public indecency and bread theft?

Now, we can add instigating a riot and challenging my authority to the list.

And your punishment for that is... a good butt spanking!!!

I don't recall there being any such law in Panoticon.

Head Maid

In this place, I am the law and order!

You are nothing more or less than butts to me!!

You

...Tch. Guess I have no choice...

I didn't want to use this so soon, but...

Head Maid

Hmm? Why are you raising your hand to the sky...

What is that? It's just a Quartz?

Ahahaha, what! Are you trying to take a picture or something?

You

Laila? Are you listening?

Laila

Ah, y-yes... I'm watching...

B-But... I know I said I'd help you, but...

Isn't what you're about to do... illegal...?

You

Does that really matter right now?

If that's your argument, then that Head Maid trying to spank me right now is illegal too, isn't it?

Laila

B-But I'd say that's more like karma...

You

What? Did you say I should leave a terrible review because your service is awful?

Laila

H-Hieek!!! I'm sorry!!! I-It was nothing!!

O-Okay, I got it! I'll help you, so p-please, just not that—

I-I'll get into position right away... Just make sure you're somewhere I have a clear shot, then give me the signal...

Head Maid

What is this? Are you leaving your last words over the phone?

Don't worry, it'll hurt, but you won't die.

I happen to be an expert in punishing butts, you see.

You

You make it sound so wrong when you say it like that. Are you even aware of how that sounds?

Head Maid

Hmph, ahaha!

Well, that wasn't my intention... but I suppose I could do that too.

You

This woman seriously has a few screws loose.

Head Maid

Well, you have nowhere left to run now, do you?

Or what, did you want me to do it to you on the rooftop railing? Ahahaha!!!

You

Shut up, you pervert.

Your choice

Laila, now!!!

Phew... Whew, that was a close one.

You

She's way crazier than I thought.

Laila, nice shot.

Y-You have to keep your promise to order lots of donuts...

Laila

A-And you have to give me a full five-star review too...

You

Right, right.

Freya

Aaargh, is it finally over?!

I'm exhausted... I'm hungry... I wanna rest...

Lumina

I agree... Phew, I want to soak in a hot bath and let all this fatigue melt away.

Theta

Bread. Recharge. Bread. Recharge.

Lumina

Oh my, it's been a long time since I've seen Theta this drained...

Theta

Breeeead...

...Yes. It's over.

You

The Panoticon is ours now!!!

8. Just as Planned..?

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To celebrate conquering Panoticon, I used the Head Maid as a chair. I plan on spanking her butt a whole lot, too. But I have to pay the operating expenses out of my own pocket? I'm out of here.

You

Hey, Chair. Stay still. You're shaking.

Head Maid

Kyaah!! N-No more, Master... Ahh...

You

Good, good. You look much better when you're obedient.

Ha, this is why I love having power.

Freya

Big Boss, can I try sitting on her too? It looks like fun!

Lumina

Wow, so many toys... Ooh, even this expensive collection!

Theta

So, what are we doing next?

Personally, I would recommend heading to the kitchen.

You

Aw, why are you all dreaming so small?

We can launch a human chair service!

Buy all the toys we want!!

And put a bakery right next to the kitchen!

We can do whatever we want!

Now, let's take a look at the Panoticon's financial records.

Hey, Chair. Stand up.

Head Maid

Yes, Master...

You

Right, right. Since you're the Head Maid, Chief Warden, and Superintendent all in one, you must know.

What's the budget for the Panoticon? A facility of this size must have a pretty massive one.

Head Maid

The... budget?

There is no such thing...

You

W-What do you mean there's no budget?

Then how does this place even run?!

Head Maid

Ah, as for that...

I have been paying for all of it out of my own pocket...

That makes absolutely no sense.

You

Running a facility like this must cost a fortune, and you're saying that's all from your own pocket...?

Shouldn't the government or the city provide a budget for this? It's a prison!!

Head Maid

W-Well, even if you tell me that...

Panoticon is basically something I run as a hobby anyway...

You

H-How filthy rich are you to say something like that...

Head Maid

Well, aside from Panoticon, I own somewhere between 10 and 20 buildings? I can't even remember anymore...

Plus, if you add in stocks, crypto, and my other investment returns... my monthly income comes to about this much...?

You

...Whoa. How many zeros is that? I can't even count!

Freya

Ooh, mighty real estate mogul... Please, just give me one building...

Lumina

I-I didn't see this coming either. I guess the richest people in Humanitas really are in a league of their own...

Theta

I wonder how many bakeries you could buy with that much money... Hehe, hehehe...

Head Maid

Anyway... since you said you'll be running the Panoticon from now on, I guess my life here is over...

I'll link the account for operating expenses to your accounts, hand everything over, and then step down...

...Hey.

Head Maid

...? Yes?

You

We're not running the Panoticon. You just keep doing it.

Head Maid

...????

You

We came here to live because we're broke! How the hell are we supposed to afford that?!

Ah, screw it! Run!!!

Head Maid

...????????

You

...

Head Maid

What is up with those idiots?

You

Ugh, what a letdown. Who would've thought she paid for all of that herself...

Freya

I know, right? *Sigh* Oh well!

Still, that was fun, Big Boss! It's been so long since we've had such a blast brawling with someone!

Lumina

Very true! Those were the most entertaining few days I've had in years!

Theta

...I agree. It has been a while since my heart beat this fast.

You

Well, glad to hear that...

But that still doesn't change the fact that we're completely broke.

...Maybe we should start some kind of company or office.

Freya

Hm? What are we gonna do with that?

You

I don't know, anything we can! Brawling is pretty much the only thing you guys are good at anyway.

Lumina

Well, that is true!

Theta

Even bread tasting—

You

If you were actually good at that, you wouldn't have gotten caught.

An "anything-goes business," huh... The only thing that comes to mind is a Fixer Office.

Wait... That might actually work...?

Freya

A Fixer, huh... But honestly, aren't we better at causing problems than solving them?

You

At least you're self-aware.

Freya

Hey! I've got a good head on my shoulders, you know! I just hate living a boring life.

Lumina

Hmm, now that I think about it, I don't recall there being many companies in this city that you could call Fixer Offices.

Theta

No competition means we can monopolize the market. This seems worth a try.

You

Yeah, let's just go for it. We've got nothing to lose.

Freya

Oh, I love it! Then the office name is [MAke Drama]!!

Lumina

Fufufu, works for me. It reminds me of when we first came up with that name.

Theta

No objections. Approved.

Your choice

Well, fine.

[MAke Drama] works.

Freya

Awesome! Then, to celebrate our new beginning, let's throw a party!!

Lumina

I should bring out the drinks I've been saving!

Theta

...In that case, I will retrieve my emergency rations.

Freya

Hehe, everyone got their drinks? Then, on three...

You

To a bright future for [MAke Drama]!! Everyone

9. Crossed Paths, Twisted Fate

Side story · 24 lines
Ami

Hmmmmm... Master, I'm glad to see you're doing well and having fun!

By the way... Dandel? Stop hiding and come on out!

I thought you would handle things well on your own if I left you to it.

Even if there was some unexpected physical contact, how could you just slap Master like that?

Who knows what would have happened if I hadn't twisted fate...

Dandelion

Ugh... I-I didn't mean to do that either...

T-That's why I told you... Ami, you should have just done it yourself instead of leaving it to me...

Ami

But you're the one who won rock-paper-scissors. I was just trying to keep my promise.

But ever since I had to intervene, everything has already strayed far from the plan!

Dandelion

O-Okay, I get it... I'll do better from now on, so don't be so hard on me.

It's not like I'm happy about how it turned out either...

Ami

I don't really mind, but you should say something to Lera.

She was already really disappointed about losing rock-paper-scissors. She might be even more upset now.

Dandelion

Ugh... O-Okay. I'll go see our second sister, so...

Ami

...

Dandelion

Sis.

Ami

Yes?

Dandelion

How much time is left?

Ami

Don't worry about things that are beyond our power.

Everything will unfold as the Creator wishes...

Dandelion

...Okay. I'll be back.

Ami

Phew.

Well then, please take good care of [Edea].

Our Master.