MAke Drama: MAD story · Main story, A New World
Chapter 1: Conquering the Panoticon
For a comfortable life, I'm more than ready to go to war with the maids.
9 scenes, 708 lines
1. Maids and Butts
125 linesThe time has come to deliver righteous punishment to the maids who ruined my chance to peek into the shower. This is absolutely not me taking out my frustration on them!
A little while ago.
Mmm... Ah, yes, right there...
Just a little... a little more... mmm...
Ma'am, Ma'am! W-We have a serious prob—
Kyaak! You startled me! Why are you naked?!
How many times do I have to tell you to knock first...!
You're ruining my massage!
Ah, yes. Yes, ma'am!
More importantly, Ma'am! This is no time for your little "happy time"!
So, what is it? If it's not urgent, I'm going to give your butt a serious...
W-W-Well, listen, but don't freak out!
The four prisoners who came in yesterday suddenly vanished today!!
This... counts as a prison break, right?
Hmm... A jailbreak, you say?
Ah... A jailbreak... A jailbreak...
Why?
Wh... What?
I asked why there are escapees in the first place.
...W-Well? As for why...
Panoticon is Humanitas's finest welfare facility, giving criminals a day of rest and comfort so they can wash away their bad intentions and make a fresh start.
Am I right, or am I wrong?
Um... I guess so?
...But if someone ran away from the finest welfare facility in Humanitas... there must be a reason, right?
Um... I suppose so?
Exactly, we have escapees. So, what should we do first?
W-Well, that is...
We need to find out why they escaped and fix whatever caused it!!!
E-Eep...
Anyway, what's next? What should we do after that?
Since we've got some brats whose butts need a good spanking... w-we should go catch them right away!!
No, you're wrong.
Eh?
You're the ones who failed to manage the prisoners, so you should be punished.
...?!
I've told you time and time again. If you do your job well enough so I don't have to worry, I'll let you eat well and live comfortably here for the rest of your lives.
But you made me worry anyway, didn't you? I trusted you, and you completely botched it.
B-But... o-our service followed the manual exactly...
Oh, really? Is that so? Hmm, then your management must have been a complete disaster.
So, how did they escape?
You at least checked the security cameras, didn't you?
...
Keep quiet, then. You'll be the first one to get your butt thrashed.
N-No, ma'am!!
If you don't want your life as a maid to become a living hell, you'd better speak up.
W-Well... they walked... right out the front gate...
...What's the rule when a prisoner awaiting release is wandering around the lobby early in the morning? Aren't you supposed to politely escort them back to their room?
Am I getting my own rules wrong? That can't be right, can it?
I-I'm sorry! None of us expected a prisoner scheduled for release to just walk out so confidently...
You're sorry?
E-Excuse me?
I asked if you're sorry.
Ah, yes! I'm sorry!
Does saying sorry get you out of being a maid? If you knew you'd be sorry, you should've done your job right in the first place.
I'm sor...
If you hadn't done something worth apologizing for, you wouldn't be getting chewed out like this.
Yes, that's true...
Am I a joke to you? Is being a maid a joke? Is guarding the prison a joke?
N-No, ma'am! I'm sorry!!
No, what exactly are you sorry for? I've let it slide long enough, and all you do is repeat yourself.
Hey. That's enough. Get everyone together.
It's been a while since we had a spanking relay. Pull up your skirts, line up in the hallway, and bend over.
Today, I'll keep at it until every last butt is plump and red as a tomato.
H-Huh...!!! P-Please, ma'am, anything but that...
Quiet, Butt Number One.
Pull up your skirt and bare your butt right now.
And when we're done, take everyone with you and bring those escapees back. Got it?!!
Hnnnnng...
A few hours later...
Open up, you dangerous escapees!!! ???
If you don't open up, we're breaking in! Got it?! ???
...??
Hey, open up! If we screw this up too, our butts are seriously going to get destroyed! ???
Whether their butts explode or swell up...
...how is that my problem?
Hey, forget waiting. Just break it down! If this goes badly too, we're seriously screwed! ???
B-But property damage— ???
Worry about your own butt getting wrecked, you idiot maid! ??? Break it down!!!
BAM!!!
What the—
W-What's going on?! I rushed over because of the noise...
Kyaaa! The door!!! How are we supposed to explain this to the landlord?!
Prepare yourselves, you escapees!! I'll get revenge for what you did to my butt!!
Let's see how you like getting your own butts set on fire!!
I have no idea what you're talking about, but...
What are we going to do about our security deposit!!! Everyone, get out—!!!!!
Wait, why did so many of them swarm us? Were there always this many Maids in the Panoticon?
I know, right? And they've all got this look of pure malice in their eyes.
They flinch every single time they take a step. Some of them are even holding their backsides...
...Their backsides? Why?
Well, I am not quite sure.
Should we grab one of them and ask?
Why go that far? Just knock one down and check.
That's a good idea.
What the? Their butts are all swollen and red.
Looks like they got a serious thrashing from someone.
Ah, speaking of which, I've heard an interesting rumor before!
They say Panoticon's warden, head jailer, and head maid absolutely loves butts...
And her favorite kind of butt is one that makes a satisfying sound when spanked...
...??? What kind of freak is that?
Heh, rumors about her being a weirdo are pretty common. I don't know the exact details, though!
If you're that curious, let's ask this maid here who's pretending to be unconscious.
Wake up, Ms. Maid.
She's not waking up.
Hmm. Is she really unconscious? I should test it.
With this sword, I'll give her butt a little stab—
*Yawn*...!! W-Wow, I slept great... Maid
I already know you've been awake this whole time.
N-No, I wasn't! That's not what happened! Maid
Oh, is that how it is? Fine, I get it.
In that case, it's time you paid for lying.
L-Lying?! I-I don't know what you're talking about... Maid
Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle
I wiggled my fingers and started tickling the maid all over...
Ahahaha!!!! St-Stop! Please stop!! Maid
No can do.
Ahahaha!!!! N-No, stop!! Maid
I hate being tickled...!!! Maid H-Help me!!! I-I can't breathe...!!
If you want me to stop, give me some answers.
How many of you are there? Why did you come here?
H-How should I know that?! How am I supposed to know how many maids are in the Panoticon— Maid
Bzzzt. Wrong answer.
Kyaaaak!!! Maid
Let's start over. How many of you are there, and where are they positioned?
S-Stop— Maid
2. A Complete Mess
69 linesWhen I told the trio about my plan to attack Panoticon, they all thought it sounded fun. The only problem is, the maids just won't stop coming after us...
She's tougher than I thought. She's completely refusing to spill the beans.
I think you just tickled her so hard she couldn't even draw a breath...?
She is twitching even while unconscious.
Wow, that is the first time I've ever seen someone tickled into unconsciousness!
Well, we didn't get the info we wanted...
but it's obvious this is because of our jailbreak.
Hmm, are we getting dragged back to prison...?
Even if they take us back, they'll just release us the next day anyway.
Aw, we just took our Prison Four-Cut photos recently. I don't want to do it again! It's still on cooldown!
...No, we're going to the Panoticon.
What's that supposed to mean, Big Boss? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Do you honestly think those maids will just leave us alone? They'll keep swarming us to drag us back.
Waiting around here for them to catch us doesn't sit well with me.
So, there's only one conclusion.
We strike the Panoticon first.
And then, we conquer it.
... Everyone
A strategic decision. I understand your intention to overrun and seize the enemy's headquarters.
Going to war against an army of maids... I'm already getting goosebumps!
That's our Big Boss! Always coming up with the wildest ideas!
...
...But seriously, can the four of us actually pull that off?
The Big Boss doesn't fight, you know.
I'm the commander. I'll leave the physical labor to you.
M-Masters! You're going to be sent back to prison for escaping!
If you surrender quietly and come back, we'll give you twice as much meat...!!
Get a grip! Once we take over the Panoticon, we can eat as much as we want anyway!
L-Like I'd fall for something that cheap!!
Charlotte
Hey, hey! Fight all you want, but don't block the road! I'm busy enough already. What the heck is going on here?
Surely it won't be like this all day, right? If it's still like this when I have to work later... Ugh, I don't even want to think about it.
But wait, aren't those the Panoticon maids? Why are they out here causing a scene?
Hmm, I wonder... If they're causing trouble all the way out on the streets, it must be something serious...
Getting mixed up in this will just hurt our sales. Let's steer clear, steer clear.
Eek, w-what's going on?! Did a war break out or something...!
...I don't think it's that bad. The road is blocked, so we'll have to take a detour.
Ughhh, of all the days to work outside, this had to happen... How should I report that we'll be late...?
...We should find out what happened at the Panoticon first. That way, the situation will be clearer.
Whew, whew... Today's squat day! I wonder how many more reps I can do today.
Hehehe, I even brought ankle weights today!
Alright, alright! In that case, I'll— Kyaaaah!!!
W-What! What's going on?!
Hey! Snap out of it! Snap out of it!!
Ugh, what is this? A bullet? I think I got hit by something... Fit Angels 3
Argh!! My protein powder spilled!!! Fit Angels 3
How dare you disrespect protein!! I won't let you get away with this!!! Fit Angels 1
Everyone, grab your weapons! We'll take them all down while getting our workout in!! Fit Angels 2
Humanitas Street
Come visit Vermont! Come visit Vermont!
The joyful Harmonix Festival is coming! Let us listen to the word of God together!
We're also handing out free cookies! Freshly baked cookies... Kyaaaak!?
Oh my, what a disaster...
Still, thank goodness nobody was hurt... Huh? The cookies didn't spill? Where did they all go?
Thief! It's a cookie thief!!!
How dare they covet the cookies meant for the children of God! This is blasphemy!!
This is a holy war!! Wipe them all out!!
Whew, every time we clear out one group, another whole mob shows up somewhere else!
Still, they're weaker than I expected. Maybe it's because they're better at housework than fighting?
These cookies are delicious. I was hoping to keep one of the maids who can cook around, but I suppose a nun will do too.
What kind of nonsense is that?
Ahaha... By the way, why does it feel like their numbers aren't going down no matter how much we fight?
...What is this? I have a bad feeling about this.
Where did all those people come from?
Catch all those protein-wasters and force them into tracksuits!!
Bring down the hammer of Lord Harmonix on those who mock our faith!!!
...What a complete mess.
3. Cops and Robbers
64 linesWhen the streets descended into chaos, the police were called in, but the others went off to take care of their own business, leaving Laila all alone. A lone sniper whose position is exposed makes an easy target.
Whoa... ♡ Just look at all those arrests waiting to boost my numbers! Kihihit♡
So many pathetic♡ criminals♡ to arrest!
W-What should we do...? T-This kind of situation isn't in the manual...
C-Captain Casey... H-Haven't you heard anything...?
Hmm... For an incident of this scale, requesting backup from headquarters is standard procedure.
As much as I want to draw my gun and charge in, it's impossible to suppress this with our current numbers...
Interfering now would only fan the flames... Tch.
B-But still, s-since it's just a simple brawl... W-Won't it work out somehow...?
Oh, why worry so much!
We're recording everything anyway, so they're all going straight to Panoticon in cuffs♡
Let's just eat donuts and wait for now! Kihihit♡
Yeah... Waiting here is probably the right call for now.
You two, stand by here! I'll take a lap on my bike to assess the situation.
B-But, w-what could have caused this brawl...?
Hmm, I heard it's because of some idiots who broke out of the Panoticon?
They only had to wait one more day to be released... Idiots♡ Apologize to the maids who served you♡ Kyahahaha!!
W-Was there some kind of emergency... L-Like, someone's birthday or something...?
Who knows? But I heard the Warden-slash-Head Maid is absolutely furious!
Uhuhut♡ What's the point of having so many underlings when they're all pathetic♡ idiots♡ who can't even keep the prisoners under control?
Ah! I'm out of mini donuts.
Laila, keep an eye on things! I'll go grab a few more boxes of donuts from the car♡
H-Hnnng... H-How can you all leave me here alone...?
A-And if you're going, p-please bring some more donuts for me too...
Whew, I thought we would only have to fight the maids, but this got way bigger, didn't it?
Well, things have to be this chaotic to be fun, right?!
Fufufu, now there are so many people fighting without even paying attention to us!
Fufufu, after all, a party is always more fun when there are more people, isn't it?
...Beep.
Huh? Theta, what is it?
Bread sensor activated. Within 300 meters... a donut.
Since when did you even have a bread sensor?
It is a reliable ally that helps me sample warm, freshly baked bread at any time.
Donuts...? Oh, did those cops show up again?
Did they find out we broke out and come to catch us?
More likely they just got a report because the streets are a complete mess.
I'm only detecting one signal. Judging by the fact that they're standing still... they seem to be just watching.
Ah. And they just hesitantly devoured a donut.
Hesitant? Timid, and eating a donut... Could it be Laila, the sniper?!
A single cop, alone in this situation...
And a sniper who's completely exposed without even hiding...
...I've got a great idea.
Let's capture that cop first.
The cop??? Everyone
I have a plan. Just trust me and go for it.
We successfully kidnapped the cop! Though I am a little curious about what Lumina stuffed into Laila's mouth to gag her...
...Donut signal, lost. She must have eaten them all in the meantime.
Must be nice. You get to eat so well, and you've even got a big chest to show for it.
W-W-What?! W-What kind of absurd logic is that...?
Hey, Laila! Where's your partner? Are you alone today?
W-Well... She'll be here soon, but... S-She had some business to take care of, I guess...
A-Anyway... S-So you're the escapees...
I-I knew it... You're those vicious bread thieves and public indecency criminals...
I told you, I'm neither of those.
Anyway! Tie her up quickly. We need to run before her fellow cops show up.
A-Ahhh, p-police! Hel—
Fufufu, you'll cause trouble if you make too much noise... so let me gag you for a moment.
Mmmph...!!! Mmmph...!!!
...What did you gag her with?
What is that piece of cloth? Where did you get it?
Fufufu, what do you think it is?
...Fine, forget it. Let's just get moving.
4. For the Sake of Donuts
93 linesHumanitas Alley
Mmmph...!!! Mmmph...!!!
I told you, you don't have to be so scared.
I just wanted to have a quiet chat.
But I won't accept a refusal. If you refuse, I'll just have to torture you.
Don't worry too much! It's only tickling anyway!
Of course, the last person we did this to held out until she started hyperventilating and passed out.
I highly recommend giving in.
B-But tickle torture... won't work on me...
I-I'm a sniper, so... I-I'm pretty confident in my endurance...
Patience? What kind of patience?
L-Like, staking out in remote places for a long time...
H-Holding my breath for a long time...
A-And, um, pain, hunger, thirst... I-I'm pretty good at tolerating those things...
Well, if you're spilling everything so easily, we don't even need to tickle you.
Wait, there's no reason to hold your breath just to remain silent...
Come to think of it, why would a cop exercise the right to remain silent? That's for arrested suspects.
Fufufu, maybe it's a special interrogation-evading technique only taught to police!
Though in my experience, holding your breath to the absolute limit can also bring pleasure...
Before she starts again, let's just tickle her together. Let's see how long she lasts.
A few minutes later...
I-I told you... I-I'm good at holding out...
A-And honestly, it wasn't even that ticklish... and I didn't even need to hold my breath...
*Pant*... *pant*... I'm... not done yet...
Oh dear, Freya's going to pass out first at this rate.
She holds her breath exceptionally well. She could easily be a diver.
Move aside. Let me try.
E-Even if you do that, it won't really...
Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate here.
Quiet.
Wh-What...!!! Hnnng...
...A-Are you done...?
Tch, not even a giggle... She's a world apart from that maid earlier.
See, Big Boss... We weren't the ones failing...
She has clearly invested all her donut fat into her resistance stats.
...Though she seems to have invested in her chest and butt stats too.
M-My body has nothing to do with this...!
She's just acting like that because she didn't get to eat any donuts. Don't pay her any mind.
Theta has always wanted to eat donuts from the Donut House you guys run...
Since she doesn't have any money, she can't buy any or order delivery, and stealing from a place run by the police felt a little too risky.
By the way, why on earth are the police running a donut shop? They even deliver?
I-If we're talking about the Donut House, i-it's going to be a pretty long story...
Summarize it in one line.
T-That might be a bit difficult...
Fine, I'll cut you some slack. Three-line summary.
N-No, it's just...
You can't do this, you can't do that. What can you actually do?
Fine. If you won't explain anything, I have no choice.
Everyone, pull out your Quartz.
W-Wait...
Open the Donut House delivery app.
...!!!
Alright, time to leave a nasty rev—
N-N-No, you can't!!!!
Ow, my ears. You almost burst my eardrums.
N-No... A 1-star review is absolutely, d-definitely out of the question...
If you really do that... I won't just stand by and let you get away with it...
Fine, then let's make a deal. Just one thing.
N-Negotiate...?
You know we're escapees, right?
W-Well, of course...
We're going back to the Panoticon now. We've got business to take care of there.
But we're not going to be locked up. We're going to take over the Panoticon.
...?
But from a cop's perspective, as long as we stay in there, isn't that basically the same as serving our sentence?
So, just let us go back in on our own.
...W-What? What does that even...
Okay? Got it? I'll take that as a yes.
U-Um...
Oh, and one more thing.
I could really use a great sniper willing to do me one favor. What do you say? Just help me out this once.
W-Why should I help y-you...
Once we settle in the Panoticon, I'll buy lots of donuts.
...!!
I'll also write you the absolute best reviews.
B-But...
I'll take great photos of the donuts and promote them too.
U-Ughhh...
A-Alright... If it's just this once...
...B-But this feels kind of wrong... Is t-this really okay...?
Of course, of course. It's just a deal, a deal.
Uh... um... well...
A. Deal.
Ah, yes...
(Heh. Easy peasy.)
5. Tofu Alliance
74 linesWow, there are maids all over this place too.
Makes sense. It's right in front of their headquarters.
There must be even more inside. Where did all these maids come from...?
A strategy is required. May I suggest one?
Go ahead.
I recommend looting a nearby bakery and scattering the bread as bait.
You're the only one who'd fall for that trap!!
Whew... We definitely need more hands.
Getting to call in that donut cop as a sniper just once won't be nearly enough.
Hmm, then how about those tofu merchants over there?
I heard they've been trying to set up a tofu distribution route inside the Panoticon for a while.
If it's the tofu merchants...
Wait, those are the ones who threw tofu at our faces when we broke out.
Why them?
According to the rumors, shop locations on Tofu Street are unofficially decided by whoever's strongest.
So they say the shop owner closest to the entrance is the strongest!
Come to think of it, they did pelt us with tofu the moment we got out.
Are those four really that strong?
They used to cause a lot of trouble back in the day, so apparently they've spent some time locked up in the Panoticon!
I don't know the details, but Lumina always seems to know what's going on!
So it's probably reliable! Probably.
What do you mean "probably"...?
*Sigh* Fine. We have nothing to lose by trying.
Clear the path first. I'll handle the persuasion.
Victoria
What? You're the ones who got released early. Did you finally come back to buy some tofu?
By the way, what's going on? Why are you guys fighting the maids?
H-Hieek...! You can't fight in front of our shop...!! We're already in the red...!!
Sorry, but we're not customers.
...Instead, we've come to propose a business deal.
...Your expressions are way too easy to read.
Isn't it frustrating just selling tofu outside the prison like this?
I mean, don't you want to expand your business?
W-We are trying our best in many ways to expand...
Rona has been putting a lot of effort into that, but...
I tried talking to the warden—well, the Head Maid—to expand our tofu business inside the Panoticon.
But she wouldn't even meet with me, so it failed...
That's why we need my marketing to get the word out—
Your marketing is why we can't sell anything!!
What did you say, you punk?!
Oh yeah? Bring it on!!
...Anyway, that's how it is, huh?
Then follow us.
Because we're going to take over the Panoticon.
...What?
We're taking over the Panoticon. After we defeat all the maids.
Just the four of you are going to defeat all those maids, and even the Head Maid... just like that?
Why, is that a problem?
Ha... That's a grand dream...
Fine, let's hear it first. Asking us to follow you means you want our help, right?
What do we get out of helping you?
Exclusive rights to sell tofu in Panoticon, plus permission to sell inside.
...!!
Why, is that not enough?
N-No. It's just that the offer sounds too good to be true.
So much so that it sounds completely unrealistic.
I don't care whether you believe me or not. Even without your help, we'll just charge in there ourselves.
It might take a bit more effort, but we'll definitely get it done...
Then we'll have to decide who gets the rights to sell tofu there.
V-Victoria, this seems a bit dangerous... Are you sure about this?
Ah, seriously... Fine, let's just do it.
We're not getting any customers today anyway. Might as well give this a shot!
I-Is that so... Mmm...
It's not like we have much to lose, right?
Business is all about growing when the opportunity comes along. You have to seize your chances.
And... we have a score to settle with that Head Maid, too.
Ugh... O-Okay. If Victoria says so...
But this is a temporary alliance just for this one job, got it? Okay?
Okay.
Then let's start by clearing out the maids in front of the Panoticon!
6. Business Is War
82 linesDoor-to-door sales start now!! Let's go, girls!!
The acoustics in this hallway... Nice, very nice! I can really cut loose with a performance today... No, with my marketing!!
Out of the way, you idiot!! Greeting and introducing ourselves to the potential customers inside is Sales 101!!
I-Is this really okay...?
What are you worried about? The guys we used to fight in the back alleys are way stronger than them!
N-No, I didn't mean their strength...
It's fine, it's fine! Just trust me! Kyahahaha!!
Come on, we can't let those merchants beat us!!
Whoever defeats the fewest maids has to clean the hideout for a week!
Oh my, that sounds fun! Let's make them do the laundry too.
If the leader counts too, isn't that basically a guaranteed win?
True, Big Boss can't fight anyway! Heheh, I'll leave the cleaning to you!
Since I'm the leader, all your takedowns count toward my total.
Wh-What?! You can't just make up rules like that!!!
Yes I can.
That's unfair!!
If you don't like it, lead the group yourself. But you can't handle that, can you?
That's so unfair!!!!!!!
Oh-oh, keep that up and you'll end up in last place. Theta and Lumina are already...
Aaaah!!!
Yeah, that's more like it.
...Though I might not mind doing the laundry...
Agh, so noisy!!
I'm trying to nap before I get released! Keep it down!!
No, I mean, look, please just listen to me.
We don't make this stuff out of thin air, you know! Can't you just subscribe to our tofu delivery once?
Seeing us come all the way inside the Panoticon to sell, don't you see how serious we are?
What tofu?! You're ruining my appetite!!
Forget it, just get lost!!
...
Ugh! What is this?!!
We, The Great Tofu Troupe, will go to the ends of the universe to make a sale!
Please, just trust us! Okay?!!
Ugh, seriously!! I said no! Just let me sleep!!!!
Pleeeeease
Kaaah!!!
We're from The Great Tofu Troupe!!
We'll play our tofu shop's theme song for all of you waiting to be released!!
Make sure to stop by!!! On your way out!!!
And buy tons and tons of tofu!!!!
Shut up!!!
You're terrible at playing!!! Just get out!!!
Hey, can we sue them for this?! This is beyond noise pollution—it's a noise disaster!!!
Play that guitar one more time and I'm going to smash your tofu shop to pieces when I get out!!
Dammit... I really didn't want to have to do this...
A-As a special offer, our tofu is completely free today only!
Same-day delivery! Made with soybeans we grew ourselves, and delivered straight into your mouth!
Welcome to the Great Tofu Troupe shop!!!!!
We said shut up already!!!!!! Inmates
Look at them... going around selling tofu so passionately... That's some incredible sales spirit...
...I didn't think much of them at first, but they're way more hardcore than I expected.
Anyway, forget their sales pitches... Where on earth is that Head Maid?
Things usually wrap up faster once you take out the leader.
Ah, ah. Mic test, mic test. ???
Can you hear me, you pathetic little escapees? ???
I am the head jailer, the warden, and the Head Maid of Panoticon.
I don't know why you crawled all the way back in here, but thanks for saving us the trouble of hunting you down.
Still, I have to wonder why you came crawling back where you belong only to beat my maids into submission...
If you've got a problem with the service, come up to the rooftop, you little masters. I'll be waiting.
Whoa, what? That's the first time I've heard the Head Maid's voice!
That's because you're always sleeping or screwing around whenever an announcement comes on, Freya.
True. When I was locked up here before, I passed by her once or twice while wandering the halls.
Though, for some reason, every time I did, she was spanking another maid's bare butt...
Oh, now that I think about it, the ones who came to our hideout too...
Is getting spanked whenever they mess up just normal for the maids here? What kind of kink is this?
So what's the plan, Big Boss? Are we going up to the rooftop?
Do we have to? If we take over the lower floors, she'll have to come down anyway—
Ugh! What? All the lights suddenly went out!!
It appears the entire building has entered power-saving mode. It must be due to a lack of bread...
Mmm, just where do you think you're touching me under cover of darkness?
Touching you where?! I didn't even go anywhere near you!!
My eyes are finally adjusting. Jeez, it's pitch black.
...Wait. Surely that Head Maid didn't just cut the power to the entire building?
...Judging by the circumstances, it seems so...
Without electricity, even if we take over the lower floors, there'll be a limit to what we can do...
Our hideout is way better than a Panoticon without electricity...
In the end, it looks like we'll have to defeat the Head Maid to settle this.
...Fine, we have no choice! Let's quickly defeat the Head Maid and get the power back!
U-Um, excuse me...
If there's no power, how are you going to get to the rooftop...
Since you w-won't be able to use the elevator... you'll have to take the emergency stairs. Will you be okay...?
Damn it!! She played us!!
7. Rooftop Maid
98 lines*Huff*... *puff*... Never... again... will I... take the stairs like this...
*Huff*... *huff*... I'm not... built for this...
...Charge down to 5%. Resupply required...
Carrying the leader... on the way up... consumed all my energy...
Healing spells don't work on muscle aches, so honestly, I was a bit worried.
It's a relief that Theta carried you bridal style.
Don't talk to me... I'm dying of embarrassment...
A-Anyway, we made it up, so that's all that matters...
(Damn it, I need to work on my stamina...)
(I never expected to be the only one lagging behind...)
Seriously, the Tofu Troupe? We shouldn't have trusted those disloyal punks.
Ditching us just because they didn't want to climb some stupid stairs?
Ahaha, was that what happened?
According to my memory, it went like this...
Since you w-won't be able to use the elevator... you'll have to take the emergency stairs. Will you be okay...?
Mmm... If there's no elevator, that's going to get in the way of business in many ways...
Okay! Then from now on, we won't go any higher. We're going down to the first floor!
Huh? What do you mean?
We're almost out of sample tofu! So someone had to go down and swing by the shop anyway.
But without electricity, carrying it up the stairs is way too hard and inefficient!
So we're going to pivot and do our sales on the first floor! Though we're still figuring out the details!
While we're at it, if we block the maids trying to get in from the outside, won't that make things easier for you too?
Yeah, yeah! You guys do your thing! We'll take care of our own business!!
...That is how I remember it.
...Eh? Did I say that?
Getting swept up in the moment and blurting things out in anger is a bad habit of yours, Freya. Fufu...
Of course, that's also part of Freya's charm.
Sigh. Forget it, what's done is done.
More importantly, is that the Head Maid? Judging by the vibe, it must be.
Have you had enough rest, my cheeky little escapee butts?
I can't wait to meet those glutes of yours, all pumped up from climbing the stairs.
...
...She clearly has a few screws loose.
No need for a long conversation. Capture them all and make them kneel before me!!
I'll tie you up and keep spanking your butts until you get released tomorrow!!
Fufu... You guys are pretty good, but you still have a long way to go.
Now, get up already! Get up, you useless butts!!
This looks more like a trained response...
Or rather, it might be more accurate to say they've been conditioned.
I am slightly curious how much spanking it took to condition them like this.
However, pain cannot recharge my battery...
...It's not that they aren't taking damage. They're just being forced to stand up by the pain.
Look closely. They're all shaking. They can barely stand.
Ugh, my legs gave out...!!
Oh my... This is way too intense...
Battery, 0%... I really cannot go on...
Fufufu... Now only you are left, the one who was hiding behind them and commanding them...
If I recall, your charges were public indecency and bread theft?
Now, we can add instigating a riot and challenging my authority to the list.
And your punishment for that is... a good butt spanking!!!
I don't recall there being any such law in Panoticon.
In this place, I am the law and order!
You are nothing more or less than butts to me!!
...Tch. Guess I have no choice...
I didn't want to use this so soon, but...
Hmm? Why are you raising your hand to the sky...
What is that? It's just a Quartz?
Ahahaha, what! Are you trying to take a picture or something?
Laila? Are you listening?
Ah, y-yes... I'm watching...
B-But... I know I said I'd help you, but...
Isn't what you're about to do... illegal...?
Does that really matter right now?
If that's your argument, then that Head Maid trying to spank me right now is illegal too, isn't it?
B-But I'd say that's more like karma...
What? Did you say I should leave a terrible review because your service is awful?
H-Hieek!!! I'm sorry!!! I-It was nothing!!
O-Okay, I got it! I'll help you, so p-please, just not that—
I-I'll get into position right away... Just make sure you're somewhere I have a clear shot, then give me the signal...
What is this? Are you leaving your last words over the phone?
Don't worry, it'll hurt, but you won't die.
I happen to be an expert in punishing butts, you see.
You make it sound so wrong when you say it like that. Are you even aware of how that sounds?
Hmph, ahaha!
Well, that wasn't my intention... but I suppose I could do that too.
This woman seriously has a few screws loose.
Well, you have nowhere left to run now, do you?
Or what, did you want me to do it to you on the rooftop railing? Ahahaha!!!
Shut up, you pervert.
Laila, now!!!
Phew... Whew, that was a close one.
She's way crazier than I thought.
Laila, nice shot.
Y-You have to keep your promise to order lots of donuts...
A-And you have to give me a full five-star review too...
Right, right.
I agree... Phew, I want to soak in a hot bath and let all this fatigue melt away.
Bread. Recharge. Bread. Recharge.
Oh my, it's been a long time since I've seen Theta this drained...
Breeeead...
...Yes. It's over.
The Panoticon is ours now!!!
8. Just as Planned..?
79 linesTo celebrate conquering Panoticon, I used the Head Maid as a chair. I plan on spanking her butt a whole lot, too. But I have to pay the operating expenses out of my own pocket? I'm out of here.
Hey, Chair. Stay still. You're shaking.
Kyaah!! N-No more, Master... Ahh...
Good, good. You look much better when you're obedient.
Ha, this is why I love having power.
Big Boss, can I try sitting on her too? It looks like fun!
Wow, so many toys... Ooh, even this expensive collection!
Aw, why are you all dreaming so small?
We can launch a human chair service!
Buy all the toys we want!!
And put a bakery right next to the kitchen!
We can do whatever we want!
Now, let's take a look at the Panoticon's financial records.
Hey, Chair. Stand up.
Yes, Master...
Right, right. Since you're the Head Maid, Chief Warden, and Superintendent all in one, you must know.
What's the budget for the Panoticon? A facility of this size must have a pretty massive one.
The... budget?
There is no such thing...
W-What do you mean there's no budget?
Then how does this place even run?!
Ah, as for that...
I have been paying for all of it out of my own pocket...
That makes absolutely no sense.
Running a facility like this must cost a fortune, and you're saying that's all from your own pocket...?
Shouldn't the government or the city provide a budget for this? It's a prison!!
W-Well, even if you tell me that...
Panoticon is basically something I run as a hobby anyway...
H-How filthy rich are you to say something like that...
Well, aside from Panoticon, I own somewhere between 10 and 20 buildings? I can't even remember anymore...
Plus, if you add in stocks, crypto, and my other investment returns... my monthly income comes to about this much...?
...Whoa. How many zeros is that? I can't even count!
Ooh, mighty real estate mogul... Please, just give me one building...
I-I didn't see this coming either. I guess the richest people in Humanitas really are in a league of their own...
I wonder how many bakeries you could buy with that much money... Hehe, hehehe...
Anyway... since you said you'll be running the Panoticon from now on, I guess my life here is over...
I'll link the account for operating expenses to your accounts, hand everything over, and then step down...
...Hey.
...? Yes?
We're not running the Panoticon. You just keep doing it.
...????
We came here to live because we're broke! How the hell are we supposed to afford that?!
Ah, screw it! Run!!!
...????????
...
What is up with those idiots?
Ugh, what a letdown. Who would've thought she paid for all of that herself...
I know, right? *Sigh* Oh well!
Still, that was fun, Big Boss! It's been so long since we've had such a blast brawling with someone!
Very true! Those were the most entertaining few days I've had in years!
...I agree. It has been a while since my heart beat this fast.
Well, glad to hear that...
But that still doesn't change the fact that we're completely broke.
...Maybe we should start some kind of company or office.
Hm? What are we gonna do with that?
I don't know, anything we can! Brawling is pretty much the only thing you guys are good at anyway.
Well, that is true!
Even bread tasting—
If you were actually good at that, you wouldn't have gotten caught.
An "anything-goes business," huh... The only thing that comes to mind is a Fixer Office.
Wait... That might actually work...?
A Fixer, huh... But honestly, aren't we better at causing problems than solving them?
At least you're self-aware.
Hey! I've got a good head on my shoulders, you know! I just hate living a boring life.
Hmm, now that I think about it, I don't recall there being many companies in this city that you could call Fixer Offices.
No competition means we can monopolize the market. This seems worth a try.
Yeah, let's just go for it. We've got nothing to lose.
Oh, I love it! Then the office name is [MAke Drama]!!
Fufufu, works for me. It reminds me of when we first came up with that name.
No objections. Approved.
Well, fine.
[MAke Drama] works.
Awesome! Then, to celebrate our new beginning, let's throw a party!!
I should bring out the drinks I've been saving!
...In that case, I will retrieve my emergency rations.
Hehe, everyone got their drinks? Then, on three...
To a bright future for [MAke Drama]!! Everyone
9. Crossed Paths, Twisted Fate
Side story · 24 linesHmmmmm... Master, I'm glad to see you're doing well and having fun!
By the way... Dandel? Stop hiding and come on out!
I thought you would handle things well on your own if I left you to it.
Even if there was some unexpected physical contact, how could you just slap Master like that?
Who knows what would have happened if I hadn't twisted fate...
Ugh... I-I didn't mean to do that either...
T-That's why I told you... Ami, you should have just done it yourself instead of leaving it to me...
But you're the one who won rock-paper-scissors. I was just trying to keep my promise.
But ever since I had to intervene, everything has already strayed far from the plan!
O-Okay, I get it... I'll do better from now on, so don't be so hard on me.
It's not like I'm happy about how it turned out either...
I don't really mind, but you should say something to Lera.
She was already really disappointed about losing rock-paper-scissors. She might be even more upset now.
Ugh... O-Okay. I'll go see our second sister, so...
...
Sis.
Yes?
How much time is left?
Don't worry about things that are beyond our power.
Everything will unfold as the Creator wishes...
...Okay. I'll be back.
Phew.
Well then, please take good care of [Edea].
Our Master.



