MAke Drama: MAD story · Main story, A New World

Chapter 5: Holy Light, Cast Shadows

The moment I got deeply entangled with Vermont's Harmonix Faith. Wait, what connection could they have with our resident nympho...?

17 scenes, 1,362 lines

1. The Divine Blade

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Some time later...

Oblia keeps moving her hideout while analyzing the modified code.

Instead of returning to the Outer Loop, Mane is staying near Humanitas for a while to assist Oblia...

She helps with our work occasionally, but causes chaos far more often, so I'm not so sure she's actually helpful...

Thanks to that, Naughty Cats and other back-alley gangs haven't been seen anywhere lately.

Well, we thoroughly wiped the floor with everyone starting from their boss, so they won't be acting up for a while.

However, this kind of notoriety is uncomfortable in its own way...

You

Sigh... Our work has completely dried up again...

Just because we blew up a few things and cleaned up some back-alley gangs, why are WE being treated like one?

Besides, strange rock giants are appearing in New City, weird masquerade balls are cropping up in Vermont...

No matter which world you're in, making a living is damn tough.

Freya

Big Boss, Big Boss! I landed us a job today!!

You

Ohhh...! You finally pulled through, Freeloader No. 1! I hereby graduate you from freeloader status as of today!

Freya

Who are you calling a freeloader?!

You

I'm joking, I'm joking. It's not like it's the first time, why so sensitive?

So? What kind of job is it that has you grinning ear to ear?

Freya

Hehe, you bet! Prepare to have your mind blown!

It's a mere four hours of work a day, with a daily pay of eight hundred thousand Credits! Per person!

You

Two hundred thousand Credits an hour? That's pretty lucrative!

Where on earth did you manage to hook...

Wait...?! You... didn't get scammed again, did you?

Freya

Hehe, definitely not! Just hear me out first!

You know how the streets in New City are a total wreck lately? So Humanitas City Hall tried to mobilize the sanitation crew to clean up!

Except the sanitation crew all went on strike!

You

Honestly, I'd go on strike too.

So? How does that turn into a job for us?

Freya

Anyway! Because of that, City Hall is recruiting people to do the cleanup instead!

There were barely any applicants though, so the daily rate kept climbing until it reached this!

You

Of course they have to pay that much!! It's clearing building debris, not trash!! And in a hazard zone!!

Who knows when that stone monster might pop up again?!

Freya

Aww, Big Boss, you worry too much!

We all banded together and beat it last time, so why couldn't we do it again?!

You

You don't know that for sure!!

...Sigh. Besides, why are sanitation workers being mobilized to clear heavy debris in the first place? No wonder they went on strike.

Freya

Who knows? It's not like City Hall's terrible handling of things is anything new.

Thanks to that, Black Angel and the Fit Angels were thrilled! Said they got another workout in!

You

They're the type to ask to be paid in protein powder instead, so I'm not even surprised.

Besides, those girls have ties to the New City construction companies...

Wait a second, when did you even hang out with them enough to get that close?

Freya

Huh? I didn't really do anything special.

Ever since that last job, we just say hi whenever we bump into each other on the street.

You

As expected of a human Golden Retriever. Your sociability is off the charts.

Freya

Who are you calling a Golden Retriever?!

You

Whatever you say, Goldie. Anyway...

Sounds like you got the request from Black Angel, not the city.

Freya

As expected of the Big Boss! You're quick on the uptake!

They said they'd handle all the heavy stuff and asked if we could take care of the glass and annoying debris!

You

Sigh... So we're a subcontract of a subcontract.

Freya

Who cares? As long as it pays well!

They said they're happy as long as they get to work out! So we get to pocket the money!

Your choice

Look at you growing up, Freya!

Now that's the Fixer spirit!

You

...By the way, Freya. There's something I've been wondering about.

Freya

Huh? What is it, what is it?

You

Were there always this many monsters around the city? Or did things just recently start going out of hand?

Freya

Monsters? Beats me! I'm not really one to watch the news!

We made M.A.D. to have fun in the first place, so why bother worrying about that?

You

Sigh, it's my fault for expecting anything from you in the first place.

Ah, I'd better ask Lumina instead. She's sharp when it comes to rumors.

Never around when I actually need her, that eropink head.

Theta

If you mean Lumina, she went out early this morning.

You

Really? She snuck out before I knew it.

Theta

I did hear her muttering that today felt like a day to go on an outing.

I heard no further details beyond that.

You

Hmm... Well, it's not like I have anything urgent today.

If something comes up, I can just MochiTalk her—

Bianca

...?

You

What, did you order a package or something?

Theta

No. I have never purchased anything for delivery before.

Usually, a package would just be useless junk ordered by <:player> or Freya.

Freya

Useless?! Everything I buy has a purpose!

...But I really didn't order anything this time, you know?

Big Boss, be honest. Did you blow through our last reward money again...

Theta

In that case, the probability that our visitor is a loan shark has increased by 20%.

Shall I request Lafine to analyze a quick escape route from the building?

You

No need!! I never borrowed any money or lost it in the first place?!!

...Though, I did dabble a tiny bit in stocks and crypto with Suji's help—

Freya

Aha! So this time you didn't lose it all at the casino, you lost it all on 'investments'?!

Theta

Hand over the Quartz. I will make sure you can never press the buy or sell buttons again.

You

Like you two could actually— No, more importantly, it's not a loan shark!!

If you don't believe me, why don't you go open the door and see?!

Freya

Fine, I'm going, I'm going! Let's see who's out there—

H-Heeek... The door!! The door split in two!!

O-Our deposit just split in two again...!!

Bianca

I knocked three times and got no response, so I opened the door by force...

So it is you. The ones said to run a Fixer Office here.

I came after hearing that an unauthorized deserter from our side was working here...

You

An unauthorized deserter?

Bianca

A nun with pink hair who cracks strange jokes every chance she gets.

Hmm... She does not appear to be here.

You

...So you can see even like that.

Bianca

Hmm? Did you say something?

You

No, nothing.

Bianca

...I can see that is a blatantly obvious lie.

You

You're blindfolded. What can you even see?

And besides that...

How are you standing there so confident after slicing someone else's door in half like tofu??

Do you really think that's how things should go?? Huh???

Bianca

...

Ahem... For that, I apologize. I assumed the deserter was locking the door and refusing to open it—

You

So what? Are you a cop or something?

I don't care what you Harmonix Faith folks squabble over back in Vermont, but that doesn't fly here.

Turning our place into this mess and then asking for cooperation? Hah... The prestige of the Harmonix Faith is in the gutter!!

Freya

Theta, did you hear that? He said 'our' place, 'our' place.

Theta

I heard, Freya. Even though we are the ones who signed the lease.

You

Quiet over there, you idiots. I can hear you. And I pay most of the rent with my own earnings, you know?!

Anyway, what are you going to do about this? Property damage, trespassing... Ah, should I tack on attempted kidnapping while I'm at it?

Should I call the cops? Want to get scolded over donuts? Or are you going to compensate us quietly?

Ah, of course, if you don't have money, there's always paying with your body—

Bianca

...I shall compensate you.

In exchange... I would like you to hear me out for a moment.

You

...Huh?

2. Clashing Faiths

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You

...Paying in cash, huh? A bit disappointing, but...

Bianca

Pardon? ???

You

It's nothing. Anyway...

Just so you know, I'm not handing our Lumina over to just anyone.

Sure, she's a pervert who spits out dirty jokes every chance she gets, and an idiot with nothing but lewd thoughts in her head... But she's our team's reliable healer.

Freya

...Wait, Big Boss, saying you won't hand her over to 'just anyone' means you'd still hand her over to 'someone', right?

You

Always logical about the most useless things... Keep that up and I might hand you over first, got it?

Though seeing you in a nun cosplay might actually be quite a sight...

Bianca

...First, allow me to introduce myself. ???

I am the Mother Superior of Celestial— Bianca.

You

Celestial... that's another faction of the Harmonix Faith opposing Feelharmony, right...?

By the way, Mother Superior? Is that different from an Abbess?

Anyway... Someone of such high rank came all the way here in person?

Bianca

Under the mercy of Harmonix, how could anyone be of high or low birth?

I am only in this position because the former Mother Superior favored me. I do not consider myself special at all.

You

Yeah, yeah, long story short, you're the top nun of that faction, right?

Does Celestial's attire get bolder the higher your rank is...? It really is different from Feelharmony.

Bianca

...'For we were called not unto bondage, but unto freedom; thus our bodies are a masterpiece created by Harmonix, and an instrument for praise.'

In other words, this habit was crafted to accentuate the finest masterpiece shaped by Harmonix—our physical bodies.

You

What is that doctrine? It sounds tailored specifically for exhibitionists to rationalize themselves.

Bianca

...It is nothing of the sort.

These are holy words strictly written in the scripture—

You

Anyway, this is news to me. I've never even met a follower of Celestial in the first place.

I've seen plenty of Feelharmony nuns... Even though you worship the same Harmonix, you feel completely different.

Bianca

Celestial has relatively fewer members compared to Feelharmony.

However, you are mistaken in saying that you have never met a member of Celestial.

Though she has left without permission, Sister Lumina is still a member of our convent— and a nun who held the vital role of [Evangelist].

You

Evangelist? Is that like those people on the streets of Humanitas handing out cookies and saying 'Believe in the Harmonix Faith~'?

Bianca

...Similar, yet different. Though similar in that she engaged in street evangelism.

However, Celestial's methods of evangelism are not so bland; they are far more passionate.

For instance, gathering crowds by performing sexy dances while wearing liturgical vestments—

You

Now I'm suddenly getting a lot more interested.

Theta

Freya, Freya.

The look in <:player>'s eyes is devious. He is clearly having indecent thoughts again.

Freya

Huh? Really? I feel like he always looks like that, though.

By the way, now that I think about it... I knew Lumina used priest-like powers, but I had no idea she was an actual nun!

Her vibe kind of felt religious, but she never acted like a clergy member at all, right?

Theta

Indeed. Come to think of it, I have never properly seen her pray.

She has never mentioned the goddess Harmonix either.

You

What? What is it now?

Was there an earthquake or something?

Bianca

Sigh... No. I have simply heard many shocking things today.

You

I wonder what our dumb dirty-joke master was like in the past to warrant a reaction like that.

Bianca

...That is—

Ines

Halt right there, Bianca!

Bianca

...Ines?! Why are you here—

Ines

This person is a prospective believer that Feelharmony has had our eyes on for a long time!

How dare you try to drag him off to a den of demons like Celestial...!

Bianca

A den of demons? Since when did Feelharmony become a place that routinely engages in such vulgar, unfounded slander?

Ah, it must have been ever since a succubus who cannot even control her own drive assumed the vital post of Abbess.

Ines

Fufu, as if. I am perfectly capable of maintaining my composure even without relying on tools, you know?

And if leading lay believers astray to teach them pleasure isn't the work of demons, then what is?

Bianca

I fail to see what is wrong with proudly and freely showing off Harmonix's greatest masterpiece.

What are you trying to teach through oppression rather than moderation?

Ines

Your habit of kidnapping passing lay believers, soaking them in pleasure, and leaving them unable to escape is what's wrong!

Both your attire and your behavior are utterly shameless!

You

Hey, nuns.

Ah, seriously.

Hey!! You lustful nun and exposure freak nun!!

Ines

W-W-W-Who are you calling a lustful nun?!

Bianca

W-W-W-Who are you calling an exposure freak nun?!

Your choice

Enough!

If you're going to keep fighting, take it outside!

You

Why are you barging into someone else's house and beating each other up??

Ines

Kyaa?!

Bianca

Hmm...

You

And besides, the Lumina you're looking for isn't here anyway. If you have something to say, come back to find her later—or don't.

Of course, that doesn't mean you have permission to take her, got it?

Bianca

...

Understood. I shall visit again another time.

However, I will take Sister Lumina with me.

Ines

...Phew. I can breathe a sigh of relief. I thought a brawl was about to break out.

Ever since I was a lay believer, I have never physically beaten Bianca in a fight...

You

Yep, avoiding a fight is always best.

And you get out too.

Ines

Huh?

You

No, why did you even come here in the first place?

You're trying to trick me into joining the Harmonix Faith again, aren't you? I'm not falling for it this time.

Ines

Oh my, what a shame... I mean, no!

I didn't come here for missionary activity today. I just had some business in Humanitas...

While I was at it, I heard Celestial was running rampant in Humanitas. So I just did a little bit of tailing... just a tiny bit...

You

A nun tailing people... The world really is turning strange.

In the first place, what's the deal between your group and theirs anyway?

Ines

Th-That...

3. The Boundary Between Desire and Restraint

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You

So... Celestial is also a faction worshipping Harmonix, but their methods are just a bit unusual, right?

Boasting their bodies, indulging in pleasure through provocative songs and dances... Hmm...

...Sounds great to me? Better than being stiff and boring.

Ines

What about that is great?! E-Expressing your Drive freely like that can't possibly be true faith—

You

Seems to me it's just a different standard of piety.

I don't really want to hear that from a nun overflowing with Drive herself.

Ines

T-There might have been times like that, but!

I came to Humanitas today on serious business, so I won't have time for that!

You

Sure, let's wait and see about that.

By the way, it's pretty fascinating how two factions under the same religion can be so wildly different.

Ines

Sigh... I feel the exact same way...

The [Sanctus See] recognized the legitimacy of both sides... and forbade conflicts between us...

Mm, we are still so completely different... Like oil and water.

You

Sanctus... See?

What's that, some constellation that hands down divine revelations?

Ines

Ahaha... It is true that it's connected to divine revelations, but it's not a constellation.

It might be easier to understand if I call it... the headquarters of the Harmonix Faith.

You

Ah, so like the Vatican. I don't know who the Pope is, but they must be pretty open-minded.

Ines

Pope? What is that?

You

Uh... like the emperor of the church, I guess.

Never mind. Just something from where I used to live.

Ines

Umm, I don't know where you came from, but across all the surrounding cities, the Harmonix Faith is the only religion...?

Though there are shrines in the Four Gentlemen to honor ancient heroes... That's a bit different from worshipping a deity.

You

Hmm... Is that so...?

Ines

Anyway! The Sanctus See is led by Saintess Vesperi.

You

A saint, huh... I wonder what kind of person she is.

Ines

She is the one tasked with receiving divine revelations from Harmonix and proclaiming them to everyone.

She is more beautiful and holy than anyone else.

You

If she's that holy, she must be very open-minded.

Ines

Fufu, she possesses extraordinary tolerance.

...B-By the way, Fixer? May I ask you something...?

You

Huh? What is it?

Ines

It might be a bit late to ask, but you definitely told me to leave earlier... So why... are you following me...?

Ah...! Could it be... you're finally joining Feelharmony...!

You

As if. Stop being so obsessed.

Ines

Sigh... What a shame...

You

It seemed like that woman earlier was targeting Lumina... Even if Lumina's an idiot, she's our idiot, so I've got to look out for her.

And since you were heading toward downtown too, we just happen to be going the same way. Get it?

Freya

Theta, did you hear that? He called her 'our' idiot, 'our' idiot.

Theta

I heard, Freya. However, Boss treats all of us like idiots anyway.

You

You two over there, you've been whispering loudly for a while now. What kind of routine is that?

Freya

Well, I just felt like Big Boss hit 100% belonging with MAke Drama before we knew it~

I hardly felt that from you before, you know? Heheh.

Theta

You looked as if you might leave anytime, anywhere.

It felt like you only stayed because you found a place where you didn't have to pay rent separately.

You

Like I said earlier, I earn most of the rent money, you know?!

Besides, the number of requests I solve overwhelmingly outnumbers the ones you two solve?!

Freya

Those are just minor requests like finding lost cats anyway!

And Big Boss spends just as much money anyway.

Theta

If you used money wisely, we would have no reason to nag.

I assume I do not need to bring up the time you went to the casino?

You

Ah, seriously... Fine, I get it.

You two are total airheads usually, but you remember things to nag me about with scary accuracy...

Freya

I'm not an airhead! Despite how I look, I have plenty of common sense and know a lot of things—

You

What's 12 times 12?

Freya

...Don't throw math at me all of a sudden!!

Theta

It is 144. That is far too easy a question.

You

What's 8568 times 663?

Theta

5,680,584. Far too easy. Heh.

You

Be honest. You used a calculator app in your head, didn't you?

...

Sigh, typical.

Ines

Ahaha, you all get along so well...

You

Get along? We're busy bickering every single day.

Anyway, Ines, what brings you to Humanitas? You said earlier you had business here. Is it okay for you to be slacking off like this?

Ines

Slacking off?! Keeping Celestial in check is absolutely necessary!

You

...What kind of business— Mmph!

Hiyori

Ehehe... Chise, what did I tell ya~

I told ya I felt an intense Will of the Sword coming from this direction... *Hic*.

Chise

Indeed, Hiyori-senpai. The direction you indicated was accurate.

However... hmm. As this humble one senses it, the Will of the Sword you mentioned does not seem to emanate from the esteemed individuals before us.

Hiyori

But what's this suddenly squished between my breasts~

It's warm and fits just right~

You

...Mmph... Who is that...!

Chise

It has been a while, Fixer.

Thanks to the wisdom you lent me before, Fixer, I was able to dedicate myself to the sword with a mind at ease once again.

Well, that's great to hear. By the way...

You

...Why are you loitering in the alley in front of my house?

Chise

I was traveling on a warrior's pilgrimage. My steps simply happened to lead me to Humanitas along the way.

Since your office was nearby anyway, Fixer, I intended to stop by to greet you... However, I sensed an intense aura of a sword.

You

An aura of a sword?

Ah...

Hiyori

Heheh... Judging by that reaction, looks like you know who we came looking for!

Chise

Allow me to introduce her. This is...

First Sword of the Four Seasons. Senior Hiyori.

Hiyori

Hehehe... Nice to meet ya... Hic.

You

...?

What's with this drunkard?

4. The Nuns' Tea Party

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Exenos

...Hmm. As expected, the aroma of tea in Humanitas is quite different from that of Vermont.

It tastes fine, but... I do not feel any true heart poured into it.

Mother Superior Bianca.

Bianca

...Elder Exenos.

Exenos

...So, how did your business go?

Bianca

There were no notable results. I have not even seen Lumina's face yet.

Exenos

Fufufu... She always had remarkably good instincts.

Along with immense potential worthy of being nominated as a candidate for the next Saintess...

Bianca

Elder Exenos.

Exenos

...Yes, Mother Superior Bianca?

Bianca

Why did you come all the way to Humanitas in person?

I clearly stated that I would handle this matter myself.

Exenos

Because it is not a matter that requires the Mother Superior to step in personally.

Lumina merely left without permission and is not a target for execution, so there is no reason for you to step in directly, Bianca.

Besides, wouldn't it look rather odd for the Mother Superior to suddenly go looking for a girl who departed so long ago?

Bianca

In that sense, having an Elder bring Lumina back is also a problem.

Exenos, if you have another motive, please speak up.

Exenos

Another motive? What an absurd suggestion.

We are merely bringing the word of Harmonix to fruition.

Bianca

...

As one of the founders of Celestial and a former Mother Superior, Exenos...

You are a respected senior in many ways, and I do my best to treat you with appropriate deference.

Exenos

Fufu... Though back then, the title was still "Abbess," just like Feelharmony's...

Ah, I am so glad we changed the title...

Bianca

The reason for your stepping down, Senior Exenos, was your extreme conflict with Feelharmony, which prompted the intervention of the Sanctus See.

I have no intention of defending Feelharmony, but Vermont back then was practically a battlefield for nuns, was it not?

Exenos

Ah, I only regret that I was unable to reveal the truth to those ignorant fools to the very end.

The Saintess can be so heartless... Fufufu...

Bianca

...You were radical back then as well, but you have become even more extreme since becoming the leader of the Ascetics.

Please, do not create a situation where I must use Blind Judgment.

Do you understand what I mean?

Exenos

Yes, Mother Superior Bianca.

However, I consider it inappropriate to leave you alone in this sin-filled city, Mother Superior.

So... I shall assign an escort to you.

Bianca

What the...

Spica

Did you call for me, Exenos?

Exenos

Assist Mother Superior Bianca, Spica. She may be in need of "help."

Bianca

Sigh... In any case, please keep my words in mind.

Let's go, Spica.

Exenos

Fufufu...

All according to the will of Harmonix.

5. Warrior Training...?

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Hiyori

A drunkard...? Where would someone like that be... Hic.

The person here is... one who lives by the sword and dies by the sword... Just a single swordswoman, that's all! Ahahaha!

You

...

No matter how I look at it, you're just a random daytime drunkard living and dying by alcohol...

So, what did you say your purpose here was?

Chise

When warriors of the Four Gentlemen have no specific duties, they embark on pilgrimages to broaden their horizons.

I also journeyed to Humanitas to test my skills against the strong from all over the world... However, upon arrival, ahem...

The first formidable opponent I encountered here... happened to be my esteemed senior, which caught me quite off guard.

Hiyori

Hehehe, you still have a long way to go, Chise!

If you want to be my match, go build up your alcohol tolerance first!

You

Wait... Don't tell me your warrior training is drinking training instead of sword training??

Shouldn't you change your title from First Sword of the Four Seasons to First Drinker of the Four Seasons?

Chise

...A-Ah, well, while it might look that way to an outsider... Senior Hiyori isn't actually on a pilgrimage in the first place.

Even though The Four Seasons bestowed a title upon her, she's closer to a wandering ronin who belongs nowhere.

Hiyori

Hic... Speaking of which, Chise, couldn't you lend me a few Credits?

Looks like my travel money is running out!

Chise

Ah, of course, Senior. Here...

As you can see, she's always like this, but calling her someone at the pinnacle of swordsmanship is no exaggeration.

If there is a flaw, it is merely that because she is always drinking, she doesn't look the part at all...

Hiyori

Chise! You know I couldn't fix that even if I tried!

Are you trying to rob me of my life's greatest pleasure? Hic...

Chise

I only mean that I wish I had more opportunities to see your true sword, Senior Hiyori, rather than your drunken style.

Hiyori

You know full well what happens to me without alcohol... Hic...

Anyway, when the time comes, when the time comes...

You

Is she that strong?

Hiyori

Hic... I win at both swords and booze!

Swords I haven't fought, booze I haven't tasted—I'm confident I can make them all mine after experiencing them once! Hehehe...

You

Honestly, I'm a bit jealous about the alcohol part.

Though I think I know one sword you've never seen before.

Hiyori

Hmm...? Oh, is that so?

I'd love to test myself against it sometime, anywhere... Hehehe...

You

Late at night, in a place with just the two of us.

Hiyori

Oh, so could the sword aura I sensed earlier be yours...?

But are you sure about that? Even when I can't see, I can slash through someone else's sword like paper!

You

...Ugh.

Hiyori

Hic... Ahahaha, it was obvious that what you said was just a joke!

Your hands... No matter how I look at them, they're not the hands of someone who's ever properly held a sword.

Still... hic... I am a bit curious about what this sword I've never seen before could be...

You

Like I said, it really is a sword you've never seen before.

Anyway... when the time comes, when the time comes...

Hiyori

Alright, alright! Ahahaha...

Ehh...? Wait, isn't that what I said to Chise earlier...? Hic...

You

Don't worry about it. It's not important.

By the way, I know someone who'd make a great drinking buddy for you... Her name is Mane. I'll introduce you later.

Hiyori

Oh... Ohhh...!!

I don't know how much she can drink for you to say that, buuut...

She sounds like someone I'd love to meet soon... Hic...

You

...Well, the problem is she mostly drinks beer and acts like a total robber.

Anyway, the sword wielder you were looking for isn't here.

Someone did come by our hideout earlier, but she left for somewhere a while ago.

Chise

Is that so... That is unfortunate.

In this city, while there are many masters in other fields, masters of the sword are rare.

You

If you want, Theta can be your opponent. She technically uses a sword too, you know?

Theta

Heh... My Gigant Sword craves bread.

Give me bread, and I shall face you.

Chise

Unless one puts their heart into the blade and clashes with full resolve, I believe it has no meaning as a spar...

Theta

I have a powerful resolve to eat bread.

Chise

Fufu, I believe that resolve carries a slightly different meaning...

Hiyori

Hehehe, I'll pass for now too!

Unlike Chise, I just came here to hang out! And if it's not someone my sword responds to, I just can't get motivated!

Theta

Mmm... What a shame. Bread...

Chise

Instead, if you help us find a good opponent, I would be more than happy to buy you a few pieces of bread.

Ah, if you prefer, rice cakes instead of bread...

Theta

Activating sensors immediately.

That eye-patched woman from earlier—if she comes within 100 meters, I will be able to locate her instantly.

You

...How? I thought you were only capable of bread sensing?

Theta

Trade secret. Shh.

You

Well, knowing where she is won't hurt.

Though that's assuming those two keep hanging around with us.

Last time Freya abandoned everyone, and now it's you?!

Freya

I didn't abandon anyone!!!

Theta

I am not abandoning you. I am setting off to acquire daily provisions.

You

Both of you, be quiet. Maybe I should just hand you both over to the bakery owner.

Chise

Fufu... If I may walk alongside you, Fixer, it would be my honor.

Senior Hiyori, will you be staying with us as well?

Ehehehe... As long as I can drink booze, anything is fine by me!

Ines

Harmonix, please forgive the sins of those causing sword brawls and drunk revelry in the streets...

You

Ah, right. I completely forgot.

You're still here, Ines?

Ines

Th-That's a bit harsh, don't you think...

You

Just kidding, just kidding.

Anyway, you're staying with us until we find Lumina.

Didn't your Saintess forbid you from fighting Celestial directly?

Then I guess we can just put you out front as a meat shield.

Ines

A meat shield...? At least call me a guardian...

And I have my own duties to attend to...

You

Well, we'll help you with your stuff while we're at it, so let's call it even if you help us too. Okay?

Ines

Sigh... I suppose I have no choice. Who could possibly break your stubbornness, Fixer?

Shall we head to the hospital first, then?

6. Fatal Scent

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Lucia

Oh, seriously!

If you keep moving like that, it's hard to cast a healing blessing on you!

Achoo-nyan!!

Lucia

Kyaaah!!! Sp-Spit in my eyes...!!!

Phehe... The world is spinning, nyan...

Phew... I really don't like using the martial arts I trained so hard for like this, but...

Airen

Take that!

BAM!!!

Gyahh!!!

Hunyanyan...

Lucia

Phew, finally quieted down...

Thanks, Airen! Now I can finally do my job!

Zzz... Zzz...

Airen

If you're fully healed, stop pretending to be asleep and get out already!

Haah!

Kieeehk!!!

Airen

Sigh, what an utter mess.

Vermont and Humanitas both... What in the world is going on with all this chaos...

Lucia

Hing, thanks to this, I haven't even been able to film vlogs lately, so my Mochi Creator rank dropped...

My original plan today to film the [Overflowing Hearts, Surging Nectar] challenge is totally down the drain... My content is ruined, waaaah...

I'm back, everyone.

Airen

Ah, Abbess Ines! Did you defeat Celestial's demons?

I knew it, I should have come with you—

Ines

Fufu, because you were here, Airen, the patients were able to rest peacefully.

Did anything happen while I was away?

Airen

Nothing major, but... at some point, the patients just couldn't sit still.

To the point where we couldn't handle them unless we resorted to physical force...

Ines

Their condition worsened this much in the short time I was gone...?

Airen

It seems withdrawal symptoms hit them all at once, as if they caught the scent at the same time...

They started breaking down one or two at a time, and now, as you can see...

Strange, I feel like I've seen faces like that recently...

You

I was wondering why the Naughty Cats gang was nowhere to be seen in the back alleys lately. What happened?

This is severe... Did someone drop a catnip bomb in their hideout or something?

Airen

W-Well, it's not quite a bomb, but... there's an incense being illegally distributed lately.

It seems to have an effect similar to catnip on cat beastkin...

You

A while back, an acquaintance sprayed some catnip perfume she bought at an auction on my clothes and made those guys smell it.

The effect is similar, but it also feels subtly different...

Ines

Ah, the catnip perfume from [Royal Aroma]...!

To obtain that, she must be someone with a very deep appreciation for perfumes.

You

Royal Aroma? What, was it a brand-name perfume?

Ines

It's a perfume crafted by an anonymous artisan. The name [Royal Aroma] is a brand name given by fans of the perfume.

You

Fans turned it into a brand...? Fascinating.

Ines

I heard it got that name because crown-like patterns are often engraved on the bottles.

It only pops up at auctions irregularly, so it's extremely hard to get!

You

I've heard of underwear auctions, but I had no idea perfume auctions existed. Well, actually, it makes more sense than an underwear auction...

If it's such a rare item, it would be hard for it to be illegally distributed like this.

Ines

Because even if the root of this incident is a "scent," it's not a "perfume."

It's a hallucinatory magic incense that tricks the senses into perceiving "the scent the subject is most vulnerable to intoxication from"...

Honestly, who could make such a filthy and deadly scent... I can feel the sheer malice behind it.

You

So that's why they show the exact same symptoms as catnip...

By the way, why do you know so much about this incident?

Ines

Aha, ahahaha... In the Harmonix Faith, there is an anonymous message board used exclusively among nuns.

I don't use it that often myself... but Lucia is very knowledgeable about it.

Lucia

It's a board where we share rumors and events from each city!

It started as a board to help with missionary work, but now lots of nuns use it just to hang out during breaks!

All personal info, like which sect you belong to, is totally anonymous so everyone gets along without friction!

You

No wonder Lumina knew so much random info...

So you're saying this scent was found in both Vermont and Humanitas, and you're looking for a solution?

Ines

Yes, pretty much. Although in Vermont, it spread centered around the Academy rather than the back alleys.

Because it was marketed as a soothing scent that improves students' concentration...

You

I don't know who's behind it or what they're scheming, but that's truly vicious.

Ines

Yes, thanks to that, we're having a tough time finding a remedy...

If this addiction is something that neither blessings nor magic can cure, I came here thinking that Humanitas's advanced medicine might be able to solve it.

Sophia

Ah, Fixer! Good to see you!

To come and help even without a request... You really must have awakened to the joy of volunteer work!

You

It's nothing like that. I just happened to follow Ines here...

But according to Ines, there doesn't seem to be a solution right away. Isn't there some new medicine or something you can use for this kind of situation?

Sophia

Our expert pharmacist is constantly experimenting and testing new combinations!

She should be inside testing another batch right now...

You

W-What was that?! Did one of those cat girls finally explode or something?!

Eileen

*Cough cough*... Oof, I think my nose is gonna rot!

Trying to fix things by mixing catnip, mustard, and all kinds of drugs... Rana has finally lost her mind!

Rana

Hehehe, what nonsense are you spewing?

True solutions always arise from unexpected places... And with that last experiment, my final hypothesis has been proven!!

If their minds are lost to the scent, all we must do is give them a spicy shock to forcibly snap them back to reality!!!

You

Who's this kid supposed to be?

Rana

K-Kid?! Who are you calling a kid?!

Make this insolent fool kneel this instant, Eileen!

Eileen

Nope.

Rana

Eeek, how dare you talk back to me!!

Do as I command right this instant!!!!

Eileen

Eileen is a Saverim Guard, not Rana's minion!

You

Let me rephrase. Who's this chuunibyou kid?

M-Mweh...!

Ah, this is our expert pharmacist, Rana!

Sophia

Rana, this is the Fixer from M.A.D. Please say hello!

Rana

Hmph, Nurse Sophia! Didn't I ask you to use my full name when introducing me?!

I am the greatest pharmacist in Humanitas, born to a lonely fate!

Namely, Rana the Apocry— Ack!!

A-Again...!!! Rana the Apocrypha Lilit— Ugh, I bit my tongue again, waah...

You

Is there any point in having a true name if you can't even pronounce the whole thing...?

Unbelievable... Anyway, your name's Rana, right? Nice meeting you.

Rana

...If you are a Fixer, aren't you just a handyman who does all kinds of odd jobs?

Fufu, then this noble entity shall grant you a gracious task far beyond your humble station!

I shall reward you handsomely, so consider it an honor! Huhahaha!

You

Handyman, noble grace, whatever... That's getting a bit on my nerves.

Alright, as an offering to your noble self, let's start with ten flicks to the forehead—

Rana

Kugh... N-Never mind the offering! More importantly, handyman! I appoint you as my very first retainer!

As it happens, we are quite short-handed right now, so even an extra pair of paws—

You

No.

Rana

Mweh?!

Didn't I tell you I found a magical clue to resolve this scent incident?!

Would it kill you to just play along once and be my retainer?!

You

Being retainer to a cheeky brat might have its perks, but right now it's just a total pain!

Besides, that mustard bomb from earlier failed, didn't it? I don't have time to play along with a kid's delusions right now.

Rana

Hmph, an experiment is just an experiment!

Now that the hypothesis is proven, if I adjust the formula and craft a new drug, I can break this scent whether it's magic, a curse, or whatever else!

So, retainer! Help me gather the ingredients needed to develop this new wonder drug!!

You

...Is this really gonna work?

Sophia

Fufu, despite how she seems, our Rana is a genius.

I would be deeply grateful if you could trust her and lend a hand.

...Sigh, what did I get myself into?

You

Fine, fine. But make no mistake, I'm charging you for my trouble.

And in exchange for helping, I'm borrowing Ines for a bit.

What with the Celestial situation and everything, our healer spot is empty right now.

Ines

Don't you think that reason sounds a bit odd...?

7. Return of the Prodigal

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Freya

Ah! Big Boss, you finally coming out?

There were so many people in the hospital it was total chaos, so I waited outside!

You

What a surprise. I didn't think you had that much tact.

Freya

Hey, it's a hospital, right? I didn't wanna disturb the patients, so I figured waiting outside was better!

Theta

It is definitely not because Chise bought us bread in the meantime.

You

Wait, where's mine—mmp!

*Munch*... Mmm, this is good. Is this brioche?

Chise

There were so many delicious-looking items that this humble maiden hesitated on what to choose.

Still, I am glad to have selected something to the Fixer's taste.

You

Impressive that our local bread fiends didn't swipe it.

Usually in that amount of time, Theta alone would've polished off twenty pastries.

Freya

I can guarantee Hiyori definitely didn't stop Theta with her sword!

Hiyori

Ehehe, that's what happens when you try to touch my snacks, too!

You

Nice job!

Anyway, what on earth were you discussing inside that took so long?

You

Listen up. First off, here's what we need to do...

I explained the details of our request—or lack thereof—to everyone.

You

So, we need to gather the ingredients Rana said she needs.

The problem is, these ingredients are stuff I've never even heard of...

Freya

Let's see... "Infinite Onion," "Red Hot Chili Pepper," "100-Day Aged Mugwort and Garlic"...

Where on earth are we supposed to get magic potion ingredients like these?!

You

Maybe she really is making a magic potion. A mix of medicine and magic, perhaps?

Ines

Even if they are ingredients for magic potions, that doesn't mean they lack medically useful properties.

However, to use them properly, we would need the help of someone well-versed in magic...

You

Magic, huh... Maybe I should give the Chronoscholar head a call.

Yuria

What is it, test subject? What made you call me all of a sudden?

If you're asking when the next experiment is—

You

When did I ever volunteer to be a test subject?

You've always just kidnapped or dragged me off out of nowhere.

Yuria

You even signed the contract, so trying to back out now won't work.

You

Whatever. I called to consult you because I need to find stuff that looks like magic potion ingredients.

I just sent you the list. Do you know where I can get them?

Yuria

Hmm, let's see...

What on earth are these? I've never heard of them either.

Aren't these literally just onion, chili pepper, garlic, and mugwort?

You

Huh? So they're really just regular groceries?

Yuria

I don't know who wrote this list, but they sound like they have a severe case of chuunibyou.

Fools like that pop up among Academy students every now and then. Idiots who learn a bit of magic and run around acting like they're the world's greatest sorcerer.

You

Sigh... That Rana, even her ingredient list is full of chuunibyou nonsense...

Yuria

The only thing here that actually looks like a real magic ingredient... is the item at the very bottom.

[Dream Dew].

You

What is that?

Yuria

It's booze. Top-shelf stuff served exclusively at [Bloody Mary].

It's a magical spirit brewed with magic, and since it can enhance a person's Ki, it's practically treated as an elixir.

You

Bloody Mary... You mean Elisia's bar?

I didn't know they actually brewed liquor themselves on top of selling it.

Yuria

Since it's brewed directly by demons, its Mana is potent and its effects are incredible.

You're in luck, Fixer. The owner said she had business in Humanitas recently, so she should be over there right now.

You

I did see her at the auction house a little while ago... Alright, I'll give her a try.

Thanks, Yuria.

Yuria

If you're really grateful, send me a few more blood samples.

Claire has been quietly swiping your samples lately, so I'm running low as it is. What on earth is she up to...?

You

That's one terrifying homunculus... Fine, text me on MochiTalk later about how much you need.

Still, at least there's only one ingredient that looks hard to get.

The problem is how to talk Elisia into giving it up...

Ines

Bloody Mary... To think we must seek help from those demons who seduce and corrupt God's children...

You

...

Why is your tail acting up again all of a sudden?

Ines

N-No! My faith is steadfast!

You

Right, the only thing that ever wavers is your tail.

It's kind of hilarious coming from a succubus calling demons impure. Aren't incubi and succubi types of demons too?

Ines

Uuugh... So impure...

You

Hey, talking like that is just self-sabotage!!

Hiyori

Pretty sure I heard someone say booze...

A magical spirit brewed by demons... Wonder what it tastes like... Ehehehe...

You

Argh, get away from me, you drunkard!!!

It's not just booze, it's an ingredient for magic medicine!

Hiyori

Then I'll settle for that medicine...

You

Man, seriously, cut it out!

Lumina

My, what is everyone doing here?

I was on my way back to the hideout after finishing my errands, but I didn't expect to run into you here.

You

I don't know what kind of business made you head out so early in the morning, but...

You've got great instincts, huh? How'd you know that chaos would break out this morning and sneak out early?

Lumina

Eh... What? Chaos? Whatever do you mean...?

You

Some girl named Bianca from Celestial sliced our door in half out of nowhere, looking for you.

Talking about unauthorized leave, executing a naked apostate, and all that stuff.

Lumina

Oh dear, oh my...?

You

So what's your deal with Celestial anyway? Why are you involved with someone so dangerous?

Feelharmony members are zealots bordering on insane, but even they don't go breaking into people's houses out of nowhere.

Lumina

...Sigh, I knew a day like this would come eventually.

I thought I was mentally prepared, but...

You

What is it that's making you stall like this?

Lumina

Fufu...

Did you know that Celestial 'executes' apostates...?

You

Ah, I think I heard about that from Mane.

Walking around naked, whipping, and even being left unattended, I think.

Lumina

Heh, fufufu...

You

...

Hey, don't tell me—

Lumina

F-Finally, I get to make my "execution" debut!

You

...Sigh... Give me a break, seriously.

Lumina

You have no idea how long I've waited for this day!

To legally do those naughty things right in front of everyone... Ahng!

You

Freya, gag her. Theta, hold her down.

Damn it, I'm the idiot for actually worrying.

Ines

A-As expected of someone who was in Celestial... She possesses an extraordinarily impure mindset...

You

She was always weird, but she's even weirder today...

Anyway, Lumina will be locked up... I mean, taken into protective custody at Saverim. With the other Feelharmony members there, even Bianca won't be able to do anything rash.

Theta, guard Lumina so she doesn't sneak off anywhere. Got it?

Freya

Big Boss! What about me?

You

You're coming with me on the commission. Unlike Theta, you'd die of boredom if you had to sit quietly.

Freya

That's true! Hehehe.

You

Way to be proud of it, dummy... Anyway...

We won't get anything done if we all just hang around here anyway, right? Might as well go earn some cash.

If those Celestial fanatics come after us, we can just use Ines as a meat shield.

Ines

Am I a meat shield or a healer?!

You

Both.

What are you two going to do?

You

Since we just ran into each other by coincidence, I won't hold you up.

Hiyori

Hmmm... Heee...

Ehehe... I can't say I'm not interested since you mentioned getting booze, but who knows if you can actually get your hands on it...

I think I'll stay here and drink some more... Maybe because it's a hospital, the scent of alcohol is in the air...

Chise

That is not drinking alcohol, Hiyori...

Hiyori

Anyway, if you manage to get that magic booze, give me a sip!

You

Sigh, fine, fine. How about you, Chise?

Chise

This humble maiden shall accompany you, Fixer. So that I may repay at least a portion of the grace you previously showed me.

You

Works for us.

Alright, now that it's settled, hurry up and shove Lumina inside the hospital.

Tell her to earn her keep by casting heal spells on the patients.

Theta

Then I shall take her into custody.

Lumina

Mmmph, mmmph!

8. A Demon's Day Out

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Elisia

Aronne, is there no outfit here to your liking?

You've seemed restless for a while now. I was worried you might be having trouble choosing.

Aronne

Um, n-no, Mom... Th-That's not it, so I'm okay...

Going out with family is nice, but... I'm not used to being outside... and people keep staring... Auu...

Elisia

Fufu, there is no need to worry. Demons are rare in Humanitas, so they are merely looking out of curiosity.

A similar thing happened in Vermont whenever people realized what Gin really was.

Aronne

B-Because Gin is an android...?

But she can use Mana, and she has a soul, so... maybe it shouldn't be that surprising...?

Gin

Perhaps it was simply because androids are not commonly seen in Vermont.

Furthermore, I suspect they were surprised that an android could select or recommend drinks tailored to a customer's taste without even asking.

Aronne

I-Is that so...?

Elisia

Fufu... Of course, the one who draws the most attention among us is undoubtedly your older sister.

Isn't that right, Isabel?

Floating around on your own instead of walking is bound to stand out, after all.

Though, you always did love standing out. Fufu...

Isabel

Hmph, I'm all grown up now! How long are you going to keep treating me like a child?

And Aronne, you're part of the problem too. Just pick something already! You're needlessly indecisive.

Aronne

I-Isabel...

Isabel

Stop cowering like that all the time and act confident! Confident!

Only when you officially take over the business can I go out and do whatever I want!

But if you keep being so timid... how are you ever going to take over the shop like that?

Aronne

Hauu... B-But no matter how I think about it, you're much better suited for it, Isabel...

Isabel

[Bloody Mary] is way too small to hold my dreams! I plan to become independent and build a kingdom of my own!

So stop holing up in your room researching board games and grow up by putting yourself out there!

Besides, another person's essence is the ultimate medicine for a demon's growth, yet you...

Elisia

Isabel, that is enough.

You know full well that scolding her constantly will do more harm than good, don't you?

Isabel

But...

Elisia

Besides, it seems we have a guest.

We shouldn't trouble our guest with family matters, should we?

Isabel

Hmph.

Elisia

I'm afraid you had to see quite an embarrassing display, Fixer.

You've been standing there watching us for a while now, haven't you?

You

Well, I accidentally ended up hearing that whole conversation, but...

Things looked so chaotic that I didn't really know how to interrupt...

Elisia

Fufu, there's no need to worry. It's just a typical conversation between a mother and her daughters.

You

Honestly, I've barely ever seen families hanging out together around here...

Elisia

What do you mean by "around here"?

You

Never mind. Just talking about where I used to live.

Anyway, I came looking for you in a hurry because I have a favor to ask.

You know that drink called Dream Dew, right?

Elisia

Of course I do. It's a popular specialty of Bloody Mary, passed down from our ancestors.

Looking to buy a bottle? It's going to be a bit expensive.

You

Cost doesn't matter. I can just put it on Saverim's tab anyway.

The problem is, I need to get it as soon as possible. Do you happen to have even a single bottle on you right now?

Elisia

Hmm... If you need it right away, I'm afraid we don't.

Of course, since it's a magical brew, as long as we have the ingredients, it's not like I couldn't brew it right here on the spot...

You

...?

Elisia

It requires gathering people's "dreams" and refining them.

Slowly talking with at least ten people, extracting them step-by-step, yields the finest taste and aroma.

You

...Making new alcohol just by chatting in a bar? That's a perpetual motion machine!

Ah, just to be clear, I'm not looking for it to drink. Saverim wants to use it as a medicinal ingredient, so I'm looking for it for them.

Elisia

Mmm, using that drink as medicine... that's certainly a novel idea.

However, if that's all it's for, skipping the process of enhancing the taste and aroma and using an extract with just a small amount of dreams should be more than enough...

By the way, are they trying to make some kind of magical potion? Unless they're crafting a potion with powerful mind-altering effects, they shouldn't need that drink.

You

Mmm... It's a bit different from that...

After somehow compressing a boring and pedantic explanation...

Elisia

There are few people in this world who could summarize such a complex incident so simply...

You certainly are efficient at conveying information, Fixer.

You

That's my specialty—summarizing anything in three lines or less.

Freya

Is that why you're always telling us to summarize things in three lines or less?

I thought you just couldn't be bothered listening for too long, Big Boss!

You

That's part of it too.

Freya

Aw, jeez...

Elisia

I knew a strange scent was gradually spreading through Vermont, but I had no idea it reached Humanitas as well.

What does Feelharmony think about this incident?

Ines

...Are you asking for my opinion all of a sudden?

Elisia

Well, how could I not when you've been staring at me with a face so full of suspicion for a while now?

Isn't that right, little succubus?

Ines

I-I am not little! I am at least older than your eldest daughter...!

Isabel

Hey, why are you dragging me into this all of a sudden?!

Elisia

Fufu, as far as I can see, there isn't much difference.

Aren't you two the same in that you both strayed from the path of demons to forge your own way?

Of course, I suppose you have far more life experience than my Isabel...

Ines

Nnngh...

Elisia

Anyway, now that I understand the situation... I cannot help you directly, but I can assign a suitable helper to you.

She could be considered quite an expert in this field. Fufu...

You

A helper?

Elisia

Take my daughter, Isabel.

She may have a bit of a sharp personality, but she is more than capable, so take her with you.

Isabel

All of a sudden?! Why do I—

Elisia

When it comes to scents, isn't that your domain?

Since you know how to brew Dream Dew, I trust you will handle this job well.

Isabel

No, that's not what I mean...

Elisia

Since you weren't too keen on coming on this family outing anyway, why not use this opportunity to build some connections?

I'm sure it will prove helpful for your future as well. And it will set a good example for Aronne.

Isabel

...Tch. Fine, I get it. I'll go, alright? I'll go.

Hey, it feels like everything just got decided in a flash without my input.

You

As expected, nobody can beat a mother in a family...

Freya

Hmm... Well, I don't even remember who my mom is.

Raised on the streets of Humanitas since I was a kid! That's who I am!

You

Who introduces their background like that...

By the way, didn't you need strong maternal love to give birth to a daughter "from the heart"?

Freya

They say so, but search me. Most people besides me probably don't even remember their moms either, right?

In the first place, going around as a family like that is super rare and weird.

Chise

Hmm, I have no memories either. I only recall wielding a sword since I was young...

Ines

It is the same for me as well. Although, of course, I have Harmonix!

You

No, I said I'm good on the religion talk...

9. Faith and Curiosity

Side story · 53 lines
Lucia

So Lumina was originally from the Harmonix Faith too...?

She was a lay member, then joined Celestial... Then what about now?

Lumina

Mmm, right now I don't belong to Celestial or the Harmonix Faith. You can just think of me as someone with no religious affiliation!

I was enthusiastic at first... but at some point, I just couldn't put my heart into it anymore.

Airen

...Was there some reason for that?

Seeing how you can still use Divine Power, it doesn't look like you've completely given up your faith...

Lumina

Rather than giving up my faith... I suppose you could say I'm contemplating the direction of my belief.

Honestly, it's not that I had any particular complaint about the Harmonix Faith... It's just that the deeper I dug, the more things didn't make sense to me...

So I wondered if Celestial might be able to scratch that itch...

Airen

Mmm, that sounds complicated.

Did you ever consider Feelharmony? You never know, it might help somehow—

Lumina

Of course I considered it... but there was just one thing I really didn't like.

Airen

Ugh... Wh-What part exactly...?

Lumina

The clothes!

Airen & Lucia

...???

Lumina

The outfits, the outfits!

I like showing off my body as much as I want! The more people look, the better!

Lucia

A-Ah, y-yeah...

Lumina

That's why I considered Celestial, since they at least allow free outfit customization to fit your personality!

It was great at first. Enthusiastically proselytizing, taking part in various activities together...

However, a doubt kept growing in the corner of my heart. I wondered if this was truly genuine 'faith'.

How should I put it... It felt shallow, like barely scratching the surface? Ah, maybe that's not quite the right expression...

Mmm, or rather... like failing to relieve the uncomfortable sensation deep inside your chest, and just massaging around it instead...

Airen & Lucia

...

Lumina

And then, it suddenly hit me!

After all, both Celestial and Feelharmony are ultimately just branches stemming from the Sanctus See, right?

But the Sanctus See is so closed off that it's hard to know what's really going on there!

Airen

That's... true, right?

They only mediate between Feelharmony and Celestial, without ever providing an answer as to which side is right...

Lumina

So, a question came to mind.

How do those who are close enough to God to receive oracles and pass them along to everyone actually believe in God...!

So I made up my mind! I would infiltrate the Sanctus See myself to uncover that secret!

Lucia

Eeeek...?! Directly into the Sanctus See...?!

H-How did you even think of doing that??

Lumina

Huh? Well, of course...

When you're curious about something... isn't it only natural to want to check for yourself?

Just like wanting to see what kind of underwear someone is wearing beneath their clothes!

Airen

Whoa... Guess we should be glad Abbess Ines isn't here right now...

If she heard this in person, she probably would've foamed at the mouth and passed out...

Lucia

S-So, what happened...?

Lumina

Mmm... The funny thing is...

I don't really remember!

Lucia

...What? Did you even infiltrate it then?

Lumina

Well, you see, I definitely made it inside!

I even wore a plain nun habit that I don't usually wear, and prepared thoroughly!

I remember stepping into the main altar of the Sanctus See and wandering down the corridor, but...

Any memories after that faded away like a desert mirage! Ahaha!

Lucia

...That's suspicious! But I'm too scared to look into it!

Airen

Honestly, maybe it's better that you don't remember. Hearing any more might get us punished for sacrilege...

Lumina

Ah, but I think I do remember one thing.

I only remember encountering a presence that felt incredibly vast and holy!

Though I have no idea who or what it was!

Lucia

...That doesn't explain anything at all!

10. Scent of Marshmallows

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Freya

Isabel, was it? You smell super sweet and nice. Do you use some kind of special shampoo or soap?

Ah! And your fashion sense seems right up Lumina's alley! You two should try swapping clothes sometime later!

Isabel

...

I'm already in a terrible mood from one annoying thing after another...

And now you won't stop being an annoying distraction. You need to be punished.

Freya

Ack! Cough! What is this?!

S-Something soft feels like it's wrapping around my whole body... slowly... Ugh...

Haaahk...!

Isabel

I only used a tiny bit of my bewitching scent. Stop exaggerating and get up.

Freya

Phew, phew... I feel like a super weird... but really good dream just flashed before my eyes...

You

A dream? What kind of dream?

Freya

...I-I can't tell you! Especially not to you, Big Boss...!

You

Well, just looking at your face tells me everything I need to know.

Isabel

Now that you're awake, stop acting so foolish.

If you want to degenerate into my slave... I won't stop you, though.

Freya

Th-That doesn't sound so bad... H-Hey, what are you making me say?!

The scent is still affecting me... Ughhh...

You

Still, this is suspicious.

The fact that a strange scent is spreading through the Humanitas Back Alley right as you came here on business...

Isabel

Don't compare my divine authority to some cheap scent like that.

I deliberately used my power just to show you that it's on a whole different level, and you couldn't even tell.

Hah... I was already annoyed from being misunderstood in Vermont...

You

From an outsider's perspective, of course it's hard to tell.

Wait... does that mean you already had to clear your name for something similar before?

Isabel

Yeah, I had to go all the way to the Magic Academy and prove my innocence in front of that stubborn headmistress.

Such a hassle... Why would I ever make some half-baked brainwashing scent that I wouldn't even deign to use...?

You

...A half-baked brainwashing scent? I heard the problematic scent this time was a hallucinogenic scent.

Isabel

Ah, this is why I hate dealing with amateurs who know nothing about mind magic. Experience is always the best teacher, after all.

Now then, with this, you too become my slave...

...Huh?

You

...?

Isabel

Wh-What is with you? Why hasn't your expression changed at all?

That's weird? Huh? What??

Eek?? What! Why are you touching me all of a sudden...!

I never gave you an order like that?!

You

Order, my foot. I just touched you because you were close by.

Anyway, this soft feeling like sticky, sweet honey... and this fluffy squishiness like a marshmallow...

And finally, this sweet scent like cotton candy tickling the tip of my nose...

Isabel

Wh-What are you saying while holding someone else's breasts?!

You

And what were you doing spraying scent on someone out of nowhere?

Well, it's nothing special. You call this a divine authority? Ridiculous.

Isabel

...???

Th-That's impossible!

Wh-What are you? Are you some kind of child of God or something??

They say high-ranking priests of the Harmonix Faith have high magic resistance, but don't tell me—

You

Harmonix or whatever, I don't follow any religion.

Even if God exists, I don't think it's something I need to offer my devotion to.

Ines

...If we're judging solely by that statement, that is the height of arrogance.

Given your usual behavior, Fixer, it doesn't feel out of character at all... Phew, as the Abbess of Feelharmony, I feel rather conflicted...

Chise

Though you lack martial skill, Fixer, your mind is certainly resolute.

I shall take your recent statement in that light.

Freya

Really? I wouldn't know about that.

Big Boss is always like that! Doing whatever he wants, and raising hell when he doesn't like something.

You

You Three Idiots are the ones who raise hell!!

Besides, God... God is... Mmm...

(Besides, one self-proclaimed goddess lives inside my phone, and another slaps my face... Mmm... Never mind.)

Isabel

Does the scent not work on someone with an ego that strong...?

No, that can't be. My scent, which brought down all sorts of arrogant snobs... there's no way—

You

Anyway, I figured out one thing from what just happened.

First of all, you need to be taught a lesson.

Isabel

Huh? Wh-What! What are you suddenly—

You

No matter how I think about it, you've been pretty cocky for a while now.

Spraying scent on Freya all of a sudden, trying to half-ass your explanation to me because it's a hassle...

I didn't think I'd have to bring this out anytime soon, but you forced me to break the seal. Yep, off to Tickle Town for you.

Isabel

T-Tickle Town?! What are you talking about?! You pervert! Molester! Monster!

G-Get away! Don't come near me!

You

Not a chance!

Tickle, tickle, tickle...

Isabel

Kyaaaaaah!!!

A moment later...

Isabel

Haa... haa... I yield, I yield...

Please, stop...

You

You're totally weak. And you call yourself a queen.

First a brat claiming to be the ruler of darkness, and now a demon claiming to be a queen... Aren't you all just trying to get into high positions because you're weak?

Isabel

Aside from my mom, you're the first person ever who's immune to my scent!!

It's a magical scent that even works on androids and robots! What kind of body do you even have?!

You

What do you mean? I'm just a fragile, delicate ordinary guy.

How does it feel to lose to an ordinary guy with no magic, no special abilities, or anything?

Isabel

This is ridiculous... This is cheating...

You

Anyway, enough playing around.

So you really don't know anything about the scent in question?

Isabel

I don't, which is why I came along to help!! If I knew, would I be standing here like this?!

You

Fair point.

Still, your scent is so similar that I don't think you can blame people for suspecting you.

Isabel

That... may be true, but...

Scents made by me rarely ever hit the market!

At most, when I occasionally come up with a new scent blend I like, I sell it at an auction to fund my kingdom's construction costs...!

You

...An auction?

Auction... Scent... Kingdom?

Don't tell me you're Royal Aroma—

Isabel

Aaargh, don't call me by that name! It's embarrassing!!

Why do I keep getting called by a name I didn't even pick?!

Ines

I-I was tempted by the scent of such a demon...

You

You're a succubus yourself, you know! Stop getting so obsessed with the whole demon thing.

Ines

Hooo...

You

I know a couple more people who really love your scent. Seeing the look on their faces when they find out who you really are will be quite a sight.

Isabel

Urk...

You

So stop wasting time and just help us out properly with our work.

Oh, and while you're at it, help us make those dewdrop whatchamacallits, assist with making medicine, analyze the scent itself...

Ah, whatever, just do everything.

Isabel

W-Why should I?!

You

Don't want to? Guess I'll have to tickle you then.

Isabel

A-Ah, stop it already...!!!!

Fine! All right! I'll do it, okay?! I'll do it!!

You

Heh. Just as planned...

11. Catfight

Side story · 40 lines
Dorothea

Oh my, it has been a while.

I certainly didn't expect to meet you in this city, [First Sword of the Four Seasons].

Hiyori

...

Aah, well look who it is!

If it isn't Vermont's wealthiest person, the head of the Aurelius family... Lady Dorothea!

Thanks as always for letting me use your liquor cellar!

Dorothea

Haah... I did wonder why a few bottles always went missing whenever you visited...

Calling it "using" when you just help yourself to whatever you want... You haven't changed a bit with that stray cat attitude of yours.

Hiyori

Aw, what's the big deal? Why would Vermont's richest person be so stingy over something like that?

If you fret over every little thing, you'll never become a truly great person!

Dorothea

As the chairperson of a merchant guild with influence across the entire world, I believe I am already quite great enough.

Hiyori

You know full well that's not what I meant!

Whatever, whatever! You didn't come all the way here just over a few bottles of booze anyway.

So, what brings you to Humanitas?

Dorothea

Let us just say it is a preliminary site visit.

A new mine is likely to open up soon... so I merely came to inspect the location in advance.

Hiyori

Mmm... And you don't have any other scheme brewing?

For example... an intention to quietly snatch away someone else's prey first, or something?

Dorothea

Do you take me for someone like you? What reason would I have to resort to such petty tricks...

Hiyori

For a lady who's lacking in so many ways, you sure talk a big game!

Relax your shoulders a bit and just live life as it comes! You have no idea how comfortable it is.

Dorothea

Heh... Are you not merely a parasite who lives by riding atop the tower built by others?

You are quite unlike someone like me, who is noble, aloof, and beloved by her very existence.

Hiyori

Gag! Did you really just say that with a straight face?

Dorothea

Oh my, you must have had too much to drink. Shall I fetch a plastic bag for you?

Hiyori

Haah, forget it, forget it! Whatever I say just ends up in an argument anyway.

You keep doing this, and now I'm sobering up! How annoying.

Dorothea

Next time, I shall present you with a truckload of 198-proof liquor.

Down it in one gulp and perhaps you will never wake up again.

Hiyori

Whatever. Just hurry up and go do your business.

Besides, your business isn't with me anyway, it's with Lavian, right?

Dorothea

Indeed. Staying here any longer would clearly be a waste of time...

Though, come to think of it, why are you here?

It isn't even your turn yet.

Hiyori

Me? I just came for some sightseeing!

Think of it as a culinary trip, a gourmet tour!

Dorothea

Hmm... Very well. Even you wouldn't do something crazy like smuggling the star or swallowing it yourself...

Hiyori

Hmm, are you trying to provoke me?

You do know I'm more disobedient than anyone, right?

Dorothea

Phew... Right. It is not my responsibility to clean up after you anyway.

12. Shadows and Holes

78 lines
You

Hmm, what's this? Why do I suddenly have such a bad feeling...

Freya

Huh? What's with you all of a sudden, Big Boss?

You

No, it's nothing. I just got a sudden chill...

Freya

Are you feeling under the weather? Maybe you should rest up back at Saverim...

You

It's nothing like that, so don't worry.

With all sorts of crazy stuff happening, and now even an incident involving Lumina... I guess I'm just stressed out from being buried in all this work.

Freya

Ahaha... It feels a bit weird to say this, but thanks to you, life's never boring these days!

I was practically dying of boredom until recently... Life sure works in mysterious ways!

You

Up until then, us escaping the Panoticon felt like the biggest event ever.

After that, we had AI threats, giant stone statue monsters, a snake lady's surprise party... All kinds of crazy stuff.

Freya

You falling out of the sky was a pretty huge incident in itself, Big Boss!

But now that I think about it, ever since you started living with us, Big Boss, it feels like way more stuff keeps happening...

Wait, could all of this actually be your fault, Big Boss?

You

No way. It's not like I'm some villain trying to destroy the world.

Freya

Hehe, I know you're not!

It's just...

You

What now? Why are you making me nervous?

Freya

Well, you might not be a villain or a monster, but it's not like there aren't threats that could destroy the world out there.

You

??

Freya

Most of them have been subjugated though, so there aren't many left now!

You

Geez, you should've started with that! You scared me for a second...

Freya

Hey, I thought this was basic common knowledge that you'd already know...

They're monsters called [Ghosts]. Have you never seen one before, Big Boss?

You

Of course not. What, are they like specters or ghosts?

Freya

Something like that! Though they aren't spotted near Humanitas very often!

Chise

If you mean Ghosts... you are referring to [Aberrant Spirits], correct?

The [Rifts] scattered across the world. Mysterious, bottomless abysses. Swarms of shadows lacking all intellect and wisdom, crawling out from within...

Freya

Ah, right. They're called that too. Quite a few people in Humanitas and Vermont use that name as well.

By the way, Chise, how do you know so much detail about Aberrant Spirits?

Chise

That is because the very founding purpose of the Moonshadow Wardens, to which this humble one belongs, is to protect the Four Gentlemen from Aberrant Spirits.

I, too, have slain countless Aberrant Spirits and cast them back into the abyss.

You

Just listening to you, they sound less like ghosts or evil spirits and more like famished demons or fiends straight out of hell.

So, what do they actually look like?

Freya

Well, they don't really look like hell-fiends, but more like weirdly twisted humanoid shapes...

Anyway, if we visit other cities, you'll probably end up seeing one sooner or later.

You

Ugh, do I really have to? I'd rather avoid it if possible.

Chise

I, too, would advise against contact with Aberrant Spirits.

While an individual Aberrant Spirit lacks martial prowess... they possess the power to shatter and corrupt human minds.

You

What kind of terrifying skill is that?

Chise

It is a malevolent force that burrows deeper into the mind the more unstable it is, driving it to destruction.

Therefore, conditioning both mind and body is a vital discipline for the warriors of the Four Gentlemen.

You

Our girls all have such strong personalities that I doubt any ordinary mental attack would work on them...

Freya

Right, right! Even if you showed Theta an image of her favorite bakery burning down, she'd probably be fine...

You

Theta would cry!! That's cruel! Do you have no heart?!

Freya

Agh, you're the one who always complains whenever Theta goes crazy over bread, Big Boss!

You

That's practically like telling Lumina to imagine a world where she can't make dirty jokes!

Freya

You're the one who always dishes it out to Lumina about that too, Big Boss, so why are you yelling at me?!

Chise

Ahaha... How lively and wonderful.

With spirits like these, no matter how many Aberrant Spirits swarm us, our minds will never break. After all, there are more than enough reliable allies to watch our backs...

Freya

Well... if both of us start running, I'll definitely be faster, so in a way, I'm leaving my back to you, Big Boss!

You

Why you little...!

Isabel

...Are you guys always like this?

You

Pretty much. You could say we're like a pack of hyenas tearing into each other, always eager to take a bite.

Freya

And you're the one doing most of the biting, Big Boss!

Isabel

Hmh...

A kingdom this lively... might not be so bad after all...

You

Huh? What did you say?

Isabel

No! Nothing!!

Anyway... thanks to the succubus nun, collecting dreams turned out easier than expected.

It seems you have quite a talent for this. How about becoming one of my subjects?

Ines

N-No! Get back, demon!

Isabel

Overreacting when I didn't even ask you to leave the Harmonix Faith.

I am generous, so I can wait a little while—

You

Enough of that. Can we go back to Saverim now?

Looks like we gathered all the necessary ingredients.

That may be true... but leaving these people like this feels a bit...

You

But with just us, we can't carry them all. Even if each of us piggybacked one, it's impossible.

Isabel

Hmph, if you expect me to carry a stray cat like this on my back, I'm heading back right now.

I helped you make the Dream Dew, so haven't I done more than enough?

You

Well, I can't say you haven't... Does our queen dislike cats?

Isabel

Hmph! Who said I dislike cats? Such manual labor is simply unfitting for a future queen!

You

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say.

So what should we do then...

Freya

Hmm... Beastkin are surprisingly muscular, so they're pretty heavy.

If carrying them on our backs is impossible, maybe we can get some transport and figure something out?

Ah, but a taxi or a bus both sound tough...

You

Hmm... In that case, there's exactly one person we can call.

Boss? Hey, I'd like to place a delivery order.

13. The Saint's Request

Side story · 61 lines
Bianca

...?

A drunkard... in front of Saverim?

Hiyori

Mumble mumble... Hehe, I can still drink more...

Bianca

This person... is Hiyori, the First Sword of the Four Seasons. I heard she liked alcohol, but to think it was to this extent.

With her blocking the door like that, how are we supposed to get inside...

Spica

First Sword of the Four Seasons or not, if she stands in the way of Mother Superior performing her sacred duty for Harmonix, I will simply move her.

...If I gently push her to the side, that should be fine, right?

Now then, little by little, to the side...

Hiyori

You snake of a bitch!!!

Spica

Agh

Hiyori

H-Hehehe... One hit is all it takes for arrogant, venomous brats like that, I tell ya...

Whaddya, who're you? Whatcha lookin' at.

Ah, your eyes are covered so guess you ain't lookin'... Ugh...

Bianca

I have no intention of fighting, First Sword of the Four Seasons.

I merely came to speak with those inside.

Hiyori

Is that so-o? Well, seein' your sword would've been kinda fun in its own way, but...

Martial training is Chise's thing, after all~ Guess I don't really need to clash blades with you directly...

...

That's... Blind Judgment, and Blade of Mercy, right...?

Then I've already experienced that once in the past~

Bianca

...Pardon? Are you saying you have crossed blades with an Executioner who wielded this sword before?

Hiyori

Hehe... That's a story for another time~

I'll just say I was the one who won that duel~

Hiyori

Well then, go on in~

You have business with the pink-haired girl, right? I don't feel any bloodlust from you anyway, so I'll let you pass~

Of course, even if there was any, doesn't look like I'd need to stop you anyway~

Bianca

...Very well then.

Theta

I knew you would arrive soon since you tripped the sensor, but I did not expect you to enter so quickly...

I thought Hiyori would do a better job acting as a doorkeeper, but as expected, she did not.

Hiyori

Hey now, I still blew away one of the two, you know! *Hic*...

I just let her through 'cause I didn't feel any bad intentions from her~

Bianca

...Believer Lumina.

Lumina

Mother Superior, it's been a while~ Ahaha~

Bianca

Did you turn your back on Harmonix and become an apostate? You should know all too well what end awaits such a choice.

Lumina

Ah, of course~ If anything, I'm kind of looking forward to it, or something...

Bianca

Sigh... That personality of yours hasn't changed at all.

Well, it matters not, Believer Lumina... No, calling you an apostate would hardly be accurate in the first place.

Lumina

...What?

Bianca

After all... you have never officially devoted yourself to Celestial, Lumina.

Lumina

Huh?? No way! I preached properly, I believed, umm...

I, I even danced! And sang! I did everything!!

Bianca

That is simply because you joined Celestial on a whim and imitated everyone else, is it not?

It is a known fact among everyone who knows you that you joined Celestial simply because you disliked regular nun habits and Feelharmony attire.

And everyone just went along with it and treated you as a believer.

Lumina

Huh...? Wait...? This isn't how it was supposed to go!

Bianca

Regardless, the reason I came here is to protect you.

The Ascetics are looking for you, so we must leave as soon as possible.

Lumina

...!?

The Ascetics? Why would those extremists...

Bianca

To make use of your potential.

Because your potential divine power levels were measured even higher than mine, the Mother Superior.

Lumina

I-I didn't know that, but...

Bianca

That is why the Saintess of the Sanctus See went so far as to ask us personally to find and protect you.

Vesperi is searching for you.

Lumina

Th-The Saintess...?

N-No way! Absolutely not! Anything but that!!

Bianca

Why on earth...

Lumina

I mean, if I go back in there... I'll never be able to leave—

Exenos

Fufufu...

So here you all are.

14. Lucky Ambulance

97 lines

Man, as expected of the boss! Lucky Truck, always reliable whenever you need 'em!

You

...

Charlotte

Hey, you jerk! How many times do I have to tell you we're not a taxi service?!

Asking for weird favors like this every single time gets in the way of business, you know?!

You

I didn't call you as a taxi this time, so isn't it fine? It's actually closer to an ambulance.

Charlotte

We're not an ambulance either!!!

Haah... Seriously, what am I going to do with this servant...

You

Hey, people collapsed back there, the least we can do is help. Do you have no heart??

Charlotte

Don't give me that, you perverted servant! Knowing you, you definitely have some weird scheme up your sleeve!

As if I'd ever believe you're doing this out of the goodness of your heart!

You

Well, two birds with one stone and all... but it's not like I never do good deeds, you know?

Do you have any idea how many people have benefited thanks to me since I came to Humanitas?!

Charlotte

Hmph, yeah right. As if! You're probably just laying the groundwork so you can touch someone's legs, feet... or somewhere else again!

Mmm, putting touching aside... grabbing an eyepatch, pulling it back, and teasing whether to let go or not sounds way more tantalizing...

Charlotte

...What on earth are you talking about... Ah, whatever, forget it.

Since it's come to this, I'm definitely getting paid. Hand over the deposit.

You

Hmm? Oh, right. Here.

Charlotte

...? How unusual of you to hand it over so obediently. I wasn't expecting that.

So, my Servant, can you finally play the role of a proper customer now?

You

Ah, it's not my money anyway. You know I'm completely broke.

I'm doing this for the sake of those cats sprawling over there, so we should pay with their money.

Charlotte

...Is that really okay?

You

I'm the benefactor securing their future lives, so this level of expense is nothing.

Jennie

Ahaha... Still, there aren't many people in Humanitas who help others as much as you do, Benefactor.

Most people would have seen the Naughty Cats sprawled out and just passed by thinking, "There they go again," you know?

You

Which is why I still don't get why I'm your benefactor in the first place. When are you gonna tell me?

Last time, I only heard that something happened when I fell from the sky.

Jennie

W-Well, when I get the chance... Ahaha...

B-But you truly are a benefactor, Benefactor! Looking after those hoodlums like this.

You

Anyway, it's not like I'm helping these guys out of the goodness of my heart.

I'm just cooperating to make the medicine needed to treat them. This is purely a commission, a commission.

Freya

Big Boss, if Ines hadn't mentioned it, wouldn't you have just stolen their Credits and left them behind?

You

How tactless of you. But you're spot on!

—Just kidding, of course. Since we're treating them anyway, it's better if we can cure everyone.

While we're at it, I can also give those folks over in Saverim a bit more work to do. Hehehe...

Jennie

You have a villainous look on your face, Benefactor...

Charlotte

Didn't you know? He always looks like that anyway.

You

W-What's wrong with my face?!

Chise

Everything has been loaded into the back, Mr. Fixer.

Surprisingly, the interior is spacious enough to accommodate all twenty people... To think such technology exists is truly fascinating.

You

I thought it was fascinating at first too, but it really is super convenient.

I'd love to get a bag like this. Do they not sell them separately?

Charlotte

...If you gather all the required materials, I could make a small one for you.

The only problem is... someone has a tight grip on the distribution of those materials.

You

Who is it? If necessary, I can—

Charlotte

No. Don't do that. It's fine, so please don't do anything.

You

...Well, alright. It's not urgent anyway.

Charlotte

Yeah. That's fine then.

Everyone's on board, right? I'll start the engine and get us going.

You

Oh, yeah. Destination is Saverim, please.

...Jennie. Did I happen to say something wrong?

Jennie

Ah, no! It's not that...

It's just that the boss is a bit sensitive when it comes to her past...

You

Hmmm...

Charlotte

Huh? Something's suddenly flying over from—

...Huh? A-A person?!

BAM!!!

Charlotte

Dammit, why is a person falling from the sky and hitting the car again all of a sudden?!

Thank goodness I took out magic reinforcement insurance, feeling like this might keep happening lately...!!!

You

What do you mean "feeling like this might keep happening"?

Charlotte

I was worried there'd be more idiots zoning out and wandering into the street like you! What of it?!

You

I was the victim in that incident, okay?!!

More importantly, who fell down—

Spica

Whew... I am Spica, an Ascetic of Celestial and a devout servant of Harmonix...

While Exenos carries out the great task in person, I was commanded to buy time...

Ah... To bestow penance upon me at the very moment of commanding while airborne... What boundless grace this is... Fufu...

You

...? What on earth is she talking about now?

Ines

She is... one of the radical Ascetics of Celestial.

They are... "unique" individuals who believe that only through penance and bodily sacrifice can one draw closer to Harmonix's truth...

You

Celestial was all about drawing closer to the word of God through pleasure, right?

Just looking at them, I can see why those kinds of people are there.

That's right...

Ines

They are people who view even pain as pleasure, shameless, perverted, and impure people...!!!

You

But she feels pretty different from Bianca in many ways.

She didn't really give off a... hedonist vibe...

Besides, you've known Bianca for a long time, right? Judging by how you talk to each other, you seem like friends? Classmates? Something like that...

...What, was I right?

Ines

Let's just say... we were something like acquaintances back in our novice days, a long time ago.

More importantly, we need to deal with Spica over there...!

You

Oh, righ—

Freya

Big Boss, get down!!!

Spica

Ah, why are you dodging...

For you to realize Harmonix's truth, enlightenment through pain is required...!

You

Nice, Freya. As expected, you're the best bodyguard in our crew.

Freya

Heheh, right?!— Wait, no, that's not it!!!

You

...At this rate, I don't think we can leave.

Chise, do you think you can take her?

Chise

...If it were a duel for training in swordsmanship, perhaps, but facing someone like her... makes me somewhat hesitant.

Even if I cut her, she would only enjoy it... It seems likely to turn into a messy brawl before a winner is decided...

You

What about you guys?

Isabel

Why should I?! Do you honestly think it makes any sense for someone gently raised like me to deal with such a savage woman??

Ines

W-Well, using recovery magic to fight her is a bit...

Charlotte

Do you want to get hit? Talk sense for once.

You

...Even a raid party built like this is destined to fail!!

Stop complaining and do something!!

Huh? What, why is the engine already starting...

Charlotte

I-It's not me! I stopped trying to start it earlier!

15. Drive-Thru

58 lines
Charlotte

Jennie!?

You

Aaargh, everyone get as far away from the car as possible!!

A moment ago...

Jennie

Uh, ah, what should I do...

Autopilot is no help in dangerous situations... And going out there to fight that weird person myself is a bit scary...

...

Ah, come to think of it, there's a quick and easy way to solve this, isn't there?

We have insurance, so even if I slam on the gas at full speed, the car will be fine, right?

Any obstacle interfering with my benefactor's commission...

I'll kill them.

Charlotte

Hey!!! Jennie!!! Are you crazy?!!

Even with magic coating, if you step on it that hard, it could still get crushed!!!

Jennie

Huh... Why am I stepping on the brake...?

Charlotte

Don't take your foot off!! Get out of the driver's seat right now!!

Freya

Whew, that scared me.

I didn't expect a car to come out of nowhere like that...

You

Miraculously, you didn't get hit. You were definitely in the same line.

Freya

Hey, I did manage to dodge the car somehow!

The problem was the girl who got hit by the car! She shot forward like a missile and almost crashed into me!!

You

Guess she was fated to fly around a lot today.

Did you see where she flew off to?

Freya

Oh, over there! Over there!

You

Th-This is...!!!

Spica

U-Ugh...

To think a vehicle possessed such destructive power...

B-But why is my body...?? I-I can't move...

You

What a fine sight, Miss Ascetic. That's what happens when you attack out of nowhere.

So, what is this "great task"? Why do you Ascetics keep bothering us like this?

Spica

I have no reason to answer that question. It is an internal matter of Celestial...

You

You seem to be mistaken, Miss Ascetic.

I'm not asking questions right now. I'm conducting an interrogation.

Spica

What...?

You

Now that the stage is set like this, there's no way I'd just stand by.

At times like this, shouldn't I use every method I normally couldn't to squeeze out information?

And... even if you don't talk, I have my own ways to enjoy this...

Spica

W-What are you planning to do...?!

You

From what I hear, you ascetics gain enlightenment through suffering or whatever... You're that sort, right?

Which means...

Spica

U-Ugh...!

You

How is it? Do you feel like you're about to reach enlightenment?

Spica

Ah, ngh...!!!

You

Or feel like you're about ready to spill the beans?

Spica

Ngh... Still, I have no reason to answer you...!

Pain of this level is nothing...!

You

Oh, well of course it is.

Just hold on a sec. I think I'll get the hang of it if I hit you a few more times.

Spica

...What?

Hngh, ahhhh...!!!

You

Look at that, you're thoroughly enjoying it.

Still have no intention of answering, huh?

Spica

Kngh...! That's right...!

Your choice

Oh, really?

Then I just won't hit you anymore.

Spica

?!

You

Why bother hitting you when you enjoy it?

Leaving you like this while I enjoy the view of that ripe, luscious red butt of yours sounds nice too...

Or tickling you without hitting, or gently brushing over your sensitive spots while blowing soft breaths...

Spica

Hiiik...?!

16. Kidnapped Divinity

72 lines
You

Lumina! Theta!

Hey, Theta! What happened here?!

Theta

Ah, <:player>...

Lumina has been kidnapped. And not by the person we expected, but someone else...

You

...

What's done is done, but we need to quickly devise a plan to get her back.

So, who's the culprit?

Airen

Exenos... She's an elder of Celestial...

You

Exenos...? We caught one of Celestial's members on the way here and heard a bit, too.

Airen

You caught one...?

You

I heard she was one of the Ascetics, so I dragged her along to interrogate her a bit.

Though it was kind of a letdown since she knew much less than I expected.

Spica

Ngh... ah...

Airen

...She's twitching? Just what kind of interrogation did you do...

You

Don't worry about that. It wouldn't have been weird to just leave her behind given the circumstances anyway.

More importantly, tell me what happened.

Bianca

...Elder Exenos. What are you doing?

I clearly said I would secure Believer Lumina myself.

Exenos

Well, seeing Believer Spica go flying, I immediately began moving as well.

Of course, Mother Superior Bianca, someone of your caliber could easily breach through a group of this size alone to secure Believer Lumina.

Bianca

That does not answer my question, Elder.

I will ask again. Why did you ignore my warning not to step in and come here yourself?

Exenos

Well, that's because...

To fulfill the oracle I received.

Bianca

What on earth are you...

An oracle is Harmonix's will granted solely to the Saintess. No one else has ever received an oracle from Harmonix.

What you just said... it would not be strange at all to deem you an apostate—no, an outright [Heretic].

Exenos

I understand full well what you are saying, Mother Superior.

However, I have never heard a voice so holy. Besides...

The fact that my Divine Power has been strengthened to this extent... is proof itself that God directly granted me [Aura]!

Airen

It seems everyone in the room fainted for a moment after that...

Of course, by the time we woke up, your companion was already gone.

You

I get that. But is Aura really that big of a deal?

Why would she say something like that right then...

Airen

What is Aura in the first place?

You

Huh?

Ines

That... is something we can explain.

However...

Bianca

This information is known only to a select few, so confidentiality is imperative.

I hope you understand.

You

No, I know what Aura is too. It doesn't seem like such an amazing power anyway—

Ines

...Huh?

The primordial power itself that only God can grant... You say it's nothing amazing...?!

Bianca

Wait, how on earth do you know about Aura, which is treated as a top-secret classified matter even in the Sanctus See—

You

...???

Look, I had no idea it was such a big deal. Besides, the thing I use that power for most right now is sending spam texts anyway, so...

Ines & Bianca

?????

After that commotion had passed...

You

So... Aura is the Power of Creation. The power used when this world, Edea, was created?

Bianca

Yes. That is how it is defined in the doctrine of Harmonix.

Ines

Therefore, saying that you, Mr. Fixer, who don't even belong to the order, can use such power simply makes no sense.

If the power arising from faith is "Divine Power," then "Aura" is the power of God itself.

It is a power that Harmonix bestows only in small amounts upon those with fervent faith.

You

(Considering Ami or Dandelion though... Hmm, if I say anything, it'll just become a pain, so I better keep quiet for now.)

(I'm getting more and more puzzled... I haven't really talked to them separately for a while, but it's about time I asked a few things.)

Alright, let's just say I misunderstood for now.

So, who are the people that can use Aura? And who knows about this secret?

Bianca

The Saintess of the Sanctus See, and the successive Abbesses and Mothers Superior of Feelharmony and Celestial.

...Of course, Elder Exenos, who served as Celestial's first Abbess, is among them.

...!!

I understand now...! Why the Saintess sought Believer Lumina... Why Elder Exenos pursued her...!

You

...? What is it all of a sudden—

Bianca

It was Aura. From beginning to end, everything was because of Aura...!

Believer Lumina possesses the strongest potential Divine Power of any believer in Harmonix history...

It was a level impossible unless one possessed an amount of Aura at least as great as what is granted to a Mother Superior, and to only realize that now—

You

Wait, what did you realize—

Bianca

...Elder Exenos intends to monopolize Believer Lumina's Aura.

As her distrust of Feelharmony and the Sanctus See is already deeply ingrained to her very core... She might be trying to use it to unify the Harmonix Faith!

You

Hey, setting aside the Harmonix Faith issue...

So? What on earth is she planning to do with Lumina?

Bianca

She'll probably... try to extract Lumina's Aura.

Regardless of whatever sacrifices occur in the process...

17. Malice in Motion

Side story · 48 lines
Rosé

Hmm... What a clear, refreshing day it is today.

Well, it was. Until just now.

Dorothea

My, there's really no need to be so cold.

Anyway, congratulations on becoming the Director of New City Construction, Councilwoman Rosé.

Rosé

Drop the insincere remarks, Dorothea.

Showing up like this without an appointment makes things quite awkward, you know.

Dorothea

Awkward? Who could possibly be in an awkward position?

Certainly neither you nor I.

Rosé

Every business has its own timing, doesn't it?

Because if an unexpected variable pops up before it's time to harvest, it gets exhausting.

Dorothea

A variable? The variable had already begun the moment a star fell from the sky.

Mother only ordered us not to touch him directly, but said nothing beyond that...

Rosé

It is indeed quite rare for Mother to pass down a message herself. However...

Isn't this current scenario... the most exhausting situation for a control freak like you?

Dorothea

A control freak? Well now, I wonder who you could be talking about...

Rosé

Heh... Putting that aside for now...

After all, each of our [sacrifices] is still unprepared at this stage.

If we can't handle a variable or two during the preparation stage, how can we properly fulfill our roles as Mother's apostles?

Dorothea

Come to think of it... I heard you've invested over a full cycle into just a single sacrifice.

Is that giant lump of stone really worth that much?

Rosé

In terms of investment scale, it's larger than anyone else's. Though I cannot answer whether it's truly worth it.

So, did your laissez-faire investment method of merely scattering seeds for sacrifices succeed?

Dorothea

...Let's just say it's entertaining to watch. Even if the first sacrifice hasn't grown as much as expected yet.

Still, I have no doubt it will put on quite an interesting show. Late bloomers always bring an explosive finale, after all.

Rosé

Well, I suppose it'll be far more entertaining than a sacrifice haphazardly put together by a fool with no sense of responsibility or purpose.

So, did you come because you had something more important to do than fattening up your sacrifices? Or perhaps... did you come to try and claim a share of a new vein?

Seeing how openly you're distributing your "poison", it seems you've already made your move.

Dorothea

Poison to some, medicine to others. Well, unlike you who has little interest in human affairs... to me, people are resources themselves.

In that sense, implying I'm just here to claim a share is a bit disappointing. Let's say I'm more of a pickaxe, here to reach deeper, darker places.

But that was merely a side benefit. Above all, there was just something I wanted to see, so I came to take a look.

Rosé

Is that so? Then if you've seen what you wanted, I was just about to ask you to take your leave.

Dorothea

Ah, I was just about to do so anyway.

However... are you sure you don't want to ask what I came to see?

Rosé

I assumed that if it were important, you would tell me on your own.

And if it isn't important, there's no reason for me to be curious in the first place.

Dorothea

...

I found the Avatar of [Lust]. You know what this means, right?

Rosé

I thought it had been asleep for a long time, and now it finally rears its head.

So, why are you sharing this information with me?

Dorothea

Because he was staying in your city all this time.

Until I snatched him away from you just now, that is.

Rosé

Fufu... You still haven't lost your habit of trying to brag in a roundabout way, big sister.

Sure, go ahead and do as you please. It's not going to go your way anyway. Fufu...

Dorothea

Hmm~? Where is all that confidence coming from, my dear little sister?

Rosé

Something to rely on? Nothing of the sort.

It's just...

If you try to take something from a greedy star...

You'd better be prepared to have even more stolen from you in return—that's all I'll say.