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XXL Honey Biscuit

A plain and simple day in the life of Ceobe.

1 scenes, 397 lines

1. Interlude

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Rhodes Island Landship

Vulcan's Workshop

Vulcan

Kay.

Ceobe

What is it, Vulcan ?

Need my help?

Vulcan

When was the last time you performed maintenance on your equipment?

Ceobe

Well...

Let me think.

One... Two...

(Ceobe counts on her fingers)

Fifteen days, I think?

Vulcan

It's about time. You'd better get to work on them.

Ceobe

Okay.

Vulcan

You still have that maintenance diagram I drew for you?

Ceobe

Yup! I hung it up in my room.

Vulcan

Are there sufficient tools and consumables in that room? If you've run out, you can take some now.

Ceobe

There's enough!

Vulcan

Good.

Let's clean up and pack up. Then we can head out when the fire dies down.

Ceobe

Leave? Are you going out?

Vulcan

Yes, I have to go check on the boiler room, then collect the materials I ordered from the warehouse . Don't have time to worry about the fire.

Ceobe

I can watch the fire.

Vulcan

That's not a good job for you.

You have things you need to do as well, right?

Ceobe

I guess.

Vulcan

Almost time. Let's go.

I made you a lunch, remember to take it when you leave.

I'll come find you when I finish.

Ceobe

Okay, Vulcan .

Vulcan

Right, see you later.

Ceobe

Come back soon!

Oh... She's gone...

What... should I do...?

Hmm...

I'll go to my room to take care of my babies then.

Dormitories

Ceobe's Room

Ceobe

This... The picture says vegetable oil.

Vegetable oil?

Is it... this?

The label says——Vege... table... Oil...!

I got it!

What's the next step?

Hmm...

Dip the cloth into the oil, then slowly rub all the shiny parts.

Yup, just like that!

I remember it super clearly.

Hehe.

I wonder what Vulcan will say when she sees how good I did? Maybe I'll get a gift?

She made a top for me last time. It's so fun to spin!

Maybe I'll get something even better this time.

Hm...

I've never tasted oil before.

Since it's food for my babies, it must taste good.

(Ceobe dips her finger in the oil and licks it)

Blech.

Looks like I can't eat the food my babies like.

And here I thought maybe we'd have something to enjoy together.

Hmph.

Back to work.

Hmm...

Okay, I'm done!

What to do next?

Oh, I have to wipe oil on other parts.

With different oils too.

Yeah.

......

A long, long time later...

Ceobe

I think I'm almost done.

I'm kinda hungry.

Okay, lunch time, lunch time.

Today's lunch is——

Grilled meatbeast chop! And mashed potatoes with sauce!

Wow!

Awawawa!!!

Ah——finished!

Vulcan is so good at crafting anything, even food!

But——I'm still a little hungry——

Hm, what time is it now?

Oh, eleven... eleven fifteen... It's noon!

It's time for everyone to eat!

Which means——

Yay!

Away!!!

11:30 A.M.

Rhodes Island Cafeteria

Ceobe

Wow, there's a lot of people here!

Let's see what food they have.

W-Wow!

Wow!!

Courier

Hello, Ceobe. What do you want to eat?

Ceobe

I'm looking.

(Since there's so much good food here, there must be more inside!)

(Okay, let me think how to sneak inside.)

Courier

Are you going to order?

Ceobe

No, I don't need to .

Bye!

Courier

See you.

Gitano

Courier, the food for your counter is almost here. Be ready.

Courier

Okay.

(Whisper) She's here.

Gitano

(Whisper) Understood.

Ceobe

Vulcan taught me to watch closely and wait for a chance.

I didn't watch enough last time and the old guy caught me at the door...

But this time will be different!

I'll definitely get inside!

Mmm——

......

Gitano

Shchi, huh? If I recall correctly, it goes there in the middle, where Courier is standing.

Gummy

Alright.

Ceobe

(The door is close to my hiding spot.)

(There's a pretty lady by the door, I can't let her see me.)

(Little Cub is talking to her.)

(There's a lot of tasty stuff next to her, but people are watching.)

(There's a little hole further away. I think it is for dishes. I can't get through it.)

(The door is my only choice.)

(But the door's so crowded still.)

(Hmm, I'll wait a while more.)

(Okay the door is quieter now.)

(No one's there!)

(Now's my chance!)

(Go!!!)

Yummy goodies, here I come!

Gummy

Wooaahh! Kay, you can't go in there!

Ceobe

I can't?

Gummy

You can't! Don't you see the sign on the door?

Ceobe

I see it.

I see a red circle with a tilty red line going through it.

I also see Kay.

Gummy

That means 'Kay is not allowed in here.' Got it?

Ceobe

Got it.

Gummy

If you get it, why are you still going in?!

Ceobe

Hungry.

Gummy

If you're hungry, you can just get in line and order something to eat.

Ceobe

Hungry.

Gummy

Y-You're not allowed in there!

Ceobe

But I'm hungry!

Gummy

Fine, fine! I'll think of something!!

Hmm...

What if I...

If I give you this cookie, will you promise not to go inside?

Ceobe

*sniff* *sniff*

Mm!

Okay, okay!

Gummy

Here...

Ceobe

Thanks!

Not long afterwards...

Ceobe

Little Cub's cookie was tasty.

But I'm still hungry...

Sorry Little Cub, I still want to go in.

Maybe I got found out because I was too excited.

I won't make the same mistake again!

Hm, let's see...

......

(The only one by the door is the pretty lady at the counter.)

(The door is still open?!)

(Wow!)

(There's bread in that basket!)

(Smells so fresh!)

(I wanna eat it!)

Yummy yummy goodies, here I come!!

Ah.

Gitano

What is it? Where are you going?

Ceobe

(Oh no, I got caught!)

Ah...

Urk... Ahhh...

(What do I do?! What do I do?!)

(!)

I-I want to go to the toilet.

Gitano

This isn't the toilet. There's a sign over there, look for the one with the blue and pink people.

Ceobe

Oh, I see!

Thanks, pretty lady!

Gitano

No problem, don't make the same mistake next time.

Ceobe

Got it!

(Ahh, I'm lucky she didn't figure me out. I don't want Vulcan to get mad at me.)

Gitano

......

Dur-nar

Gitano, the last dish is here.

Gitano

Ah, good job. This should go to the farthest corner where Noir Corne is.

Dur-nar

Alright...

Gitano

What's up?

Dur-nar

Nothing really, Gummy bit me.

Gitano

Ooh, I didn't know you two were THAT close.

Dur-nar

Don't joke about it, it hurts.

Gitano

Hm-hmm.

Oh, right.

Gitano

Put two standard meal sets at the prep station near the kitchen door.

Dur-nar

To feed the Perro?

Gitano

I'm good.

Dur-nar

Sure, I'll tell the cooks.

O-Owww...

Gitano

Maybe it'll go numb later?

Dur-nar

Please no. Spare me...

Gitano

I'm just joking~

Dur-nar

If you're joking, doesn't that mean I'm done for...

Gitano

Of course not.

Go on, we can wrap up and have lunch soon.

Dur-nar

Okay...

Ceobe

I'll make it this time!

Let's see.

......

There's no one there at all.

Even the pretty lady by the door is gone.

Yay!

Hah!

Hehe, the door is unlocked.

I'm going in!

Ohh! There really was food here!

How is the taste——

Wow, it's tasty!

So good!

Awawa.

Ah, I'm so happy I got to eat!

I better go home and finish taking care of my babies!

Hmm...

Just now, wasn't Little Cub's tummy rumbling?

Is she hungry because she gave her cookie to me?

Poor Little Cub...

Vulcan says that when people help you, you should pay it back double or triple or whatever's even more than those, I forgot! Fourple?

Anyway, Little Cub gave me a small cookie, so I should give her a really really really——big cookie.

Okay, I'll make it as soon as Vulcan gets back!

Now I need to go home and finish up my work.

Ceobe's Room

Ceobe

Hm...

Hmm...

Weapons are done.

The covers for the weapons and the bag are clean.

Just one last thing left.

Vulcan, please hurry back, so Little Cub won't be hungry anymore...

Who's there?

Vulcan

It's me.

Ceobe

Ah, Vulcan! I'll get the door!

You came back really early today.

Vulcan

Work went nice and smooth today, finished quick.

Can you let me see your maintenance work?

Ceobe

Okay, okay!

I just finished, the weapons are all neat on the table!

Vulcan

Great, I'll have a look.

......

Ceobe

(I did it just like the pictures .)

(I have to believe in myself!)

(I know I did it right!)

H-How is it?

Vulcan

The oil is applied very evenly.

(Vulcan lifts the weapon and sniffs it)

The right oils, too.

Oh?

You cleaned the sheaths?

Ceobe

Yup!

Vulcan

Good.

You did a good job.

Ceobe

Thanks, Vulcan!

Ehehe.

Vulcan

I'm going back to the workshop. Do you want to come along?

Vulcan's Workshop

Vulcan

This is a good batch of material here.

Hope I can make something satisfying out of it.

Ceobe

(Go on, say it, say it! Little Cub is still starving!)

(B-But, I'm a little nervous...)

......

Vulcan

What's wrong? Is there anything you want to tell me?

Ceobe

Oh, umm, well...

Vulcan

Yes.

Ceobe

Can you teach me how to make a big cookie?!

Vulcan

Oh? You want to make your own food, finally?

Ceobe

Y-Yeah!

Please, teach me quickly! Little Cub is gonna starve to death soon!

Vulcan

Little Cub... you mean... Gummy?

Ceobe

Ah, uhh, yeah!

Noon... Yeah, noon! I saw Little Cub at noon!

She gave me a really tasty cookie! So I want to give Little Cub an even bigger, even tastier one! But, I don't know how to make a cookie, and I don't know where Little Cub lives either, I-I——

So I, uhh, I——

Vulcan

I understand.

Ceobe

Vulcan, I——

Vulcan

You'll twist your tongue in a knot if you keep talking.

Ceobe

Sorry... I-I'm in a bit of a hurry...

Vulcan

Mm, alright.

Now, listen to me.

Ceobe

Alright...

Vulcan

I know where she lives.

I'll teach you how to make the treat, then bring you there.

Ceobe

Really?!

Vulcan

I'm always willing to teach if you're willing to learn.

Ceobe

I want to learn!

Vulcan

I happen to have some fermented dough here. Let's make a huge cookie, okay?

Ceobe

Okay!

Vulcan

How big do you want it to be?

Ceobe

The bigger the better!

Vulcan

Alright.

Help me clear the workspace. I'll get the fire going.

Ceobe

Got it!

Vulcan

Preparations are just about done.

Did you wash your hands, Kay?

Ceobe

Yup!

Wow, what's this?

Vulcan

Dough.

Ceobe

What should I do?

Vulcan

Simple, just knead the dough.

Just try it and see. I'll let you know if you're doing it wrong.

Ceobe

Kneading the dough...

Like this?

Vulcan

Yes, continue.

Don't be afraid to crush it, put some force into it.

Knead it for a few more minutes.

Alright, that should be enough. Spread it on the board.

Cut it in half with the knife.

Ceobe

Like this?

Vulcan

Yep.

Then press each half into a circle.

Correct.

We won't use any stuffing this time. I'll teach you how to prepare the stuffing and how to make pies when you're better at this.

You missed a spot here, yes, here.

Alright, not bad.

Take the dough on the board and put it into the oven. Use these mitts for safety.

Ceobe

Okay.

On the rack in the oven?

Vulcan

Correct.

Ceobe

Okay——It's in!

Making cookies is so easy!

What else do I need to do?

Vulcan

Watch the time.

Ceobe

Ahh——

That's hard.

Around ten minutes later...

Vulcan

Kay.

Ceobe

Hm... hm?

Vulcan

It's time to take the cookie out.

Ceobe

It's time?!

Vulcan

Yes.

Ceobe

Ohhh!

Ah!

Vulcan

Wait!

Put these mitts on first.

Ceobe

R-Right!

Vulcan

Just place it on the table and it's done.

Ceobe

O——kay.

*sniff* *sniff*

It smells nice.

It must be really tasty.

Let me taste it.

(Ceobe breaks off a piece and chews it)

Vulcan

What do you think?

Ceobe

It's tasty!

Cookies are best when they're still hot.

I have to give this to Little Cub quickly.

Vulcan

I'll put it between these wooden boards, so it'll stay warm longer.

I'll guide you this time, but you have to go by yourself next time, got it?

Ceobe

Got it!

Dormitories

Outside Gummy's Place

Vulcan

We're here.

Ceobe

Got it!

(Ceobe rings the bell)

*Ding Dong*

???

Come in, the door is open!

Ceobe

(Ceobe pokes her head in)

Is Little Cub here?

Ceobe

There you are!

Ceobe

Hiya.

I ate your cookie earlier, so I got you a new one.

Vulcan taught me how to make it. It's fresh outta the oven.

Gummy

Isn't it... kinda big?

Ceobe

Hurry up and eat it before it gets cold.

Bye bye.

Vulcan

How did it go?

Ceobe

Little Cub looked very happy.

Vulcan

Oh? That's great.

Ceobe

Vulcan.

Vulcan

Huh?

Ceobe

Thank you!

Vulcan

Heh.

You don't have to thank me.

Learn to do it well and you can make cookies by yourself next time.

Who knows, you might even be able to make your own honey biscuits one day.

Ceobe

Wow, that sounds good!

Vulcan

Doesn't it?

Ceobe

But I think I'd still eat your honey biscuits, Vulcan !

Vulcan

Really?

Ceobe

Yup!

Vulcan

Oh, that sounds good too.

Let's go back. We can't leave the fire alone for too long.

Besides, you haven't finished eating the other cookie yet.

Ceobe

Oh, right!

I was in such a rush to bring the cookie to Little Cub, I forgot my own.

Vulcan

That kind of cookie is fine for filling your stomach, but it still lacks a little something to make it really delicious.

Vulcan

Do you remember the meat sauce from last time?

Vulcan

Want to dip your cookie in it?

Ceobe

Yes!

Vulcan

Let's go then.

I'm a little hungry too.

Ceobe

Got it!

Yummy goodies, here I come!