Invincible: Guarding the Globe story · Side campaigns

Allen The Alien: Bad Holiday

Allen The Alien's side campaign.

20 scenes, 47 lines

1. Stage 1, before the fight

3 lines
Allen The Alien

Ahhhh, just what I needed. A nice, relaxing Earth vacation. Kyoto should be perfect.

Ah... You've got to be kidding me. A gang war breaking out? Are you serious?

Okay... I'd better go handle this.

2. Stage 1, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

You guys cut this crap out, okay?

I'm trying to enjoy my vacation!

3. Stage 5, before the fight

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Hey, what are you pissed at me for?

Maybe next time don't start a gang war when there's a super strong alien in town.

4. Stage 9, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Well, that's the last of 'em.

But now you've ruined Kyoto for me. I gotta go find somewhere else to relax.

5. Stage 10, before the fight

4 lines
Allen The Alien

Rome. Just as beautiful as I knew it would be...

Doc Seismic

It's time for Rome to meet the same fate as Pompeii! This wretched city will burn once more!

Allen The Alien

This guy? Dammit.

Alright, Doc, let's do this.

6. Stage 10, after the win

2 lines
Doc Seismic

Alien, why are you bothering to protect the people of this city?

Allen The Alien

I haven't had any pasta yet! You're not destroying this place before I've had some bolognese!

7. Stage 20, before the fight

2 lines
Doc Seismic

This city's destruction is set in motion. Nothing will stop the eruption that is coming.

Allen The Alien

Dude, where does this confidence come from?

8. Stage 29, after the win

2 lines
Doc Seismic

You stopped it! But.... how!?

Allen The Alien

It's amazing what a growling stomach can do for your motivation.

9. Stage 30, before the fight

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Get back here, Seismic! I'm not through with you yet.

Doc Seismic

Get away from me! You have no jurisdiction over me!

10. Stage 30, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Jesus, I thought that guy would never shut up.

I need to get out of here...

11. Stage 31, before the fight

4 lines
Allen The Alien

Where to next... Ah, hell. Might as well try DC out.

No. No, no, no, no!

Reanimen?! I thought they got rid of all these abominations?

Looks like I'll have to be the one to do it.

12. Stage 31, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Damn. These guys are fiesty.

I need to wrap this up before they overtake me.

13. Stage 40, before the fight

2 lines
Allen The Alien

I just need to corner them all. Get them all in one place.

Then they'll have nowhere to escape to.

14. Stage 49, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Well, that sucks.

And honestly, I'm not really enjoying this town either. Bad vibes... Bad vibes all around.

15. Stage 50, before the fight

3 lines
Allen The Alien

Now this is more like it. Earth just wasn't the right vacation spot for me. Mars is the perfect, peaceful place I...

Rus Livingston

Welcome. I hope you're planning on staying a while.

Allen The Alien

Oh right. Him.

16. Stage 50, after the win

2 lines
Allen The Alien

Get these things away from me, Rus!

Rus Livingston

We just want to make you as comfortable as we can during your visit!

17. Stage 51, before the fight

2 lines
Allen The Alien

I'm getting the hell off of this cursed red planet.

Rus Livingston

Not if we have anything to say about it.

18. Stage 59, after the win

1 lines
Allen The Alien

I hope you die a nice, slow death on this rock.

19. Stage 60, before the fight

4 lines
Allen The Alien

I guess I have to resort to this - the cold, silent vacuum of space - to finally get some peace.

Thula

Allen? You're far from home.

Allen The Alien

Yeah, that's the point of a vacation.

The other point is to be left the $&%#* alone.

20. Stage 60, after the win

2 lines
Thula

Allen, you defeated me. How? What is the matter with you?

Allen The Alien

I'm all out of vacation days!!