Invincible: Guarding the Globe story · Side campaigns
Shapesmith: This Ain't No Joke
Shapesmith's side campaign.
20 scenes, 66 lines
1. Stage 1, before the fight
3 lines
Welcome to the team, Shapesmith. Now let's see what you can do.
Really? All of you guys versus little ol' me?
We need to test you.
2. Stage 4, after the win
2 linesYou guys really stretched me to my limits…
The people we fight aren't going to go easy on you, so neither will we.
3. Stage 5, before the fight
7 linesAlright, we're getting out and getting our hands dirty!
Shapesmith, come on. You need to take all of this much more seriously.
Yeah, okay. I'll be much more serious about fighting the man called, Machine Head…
Shapesmith, I mean it.
Understood.
4. Stage 9, after the win
2 linesOoof. I didn't think some local goons could pack such a punch.
Everyone we fight packs a punch. You better get used to it, Shapesmith.
5. Stage 10, before the fight
3 lines
It is time for the tyranny of this American Empire to finally come to an end!
Okay, now this guy is definitely a joke, right?
The only joke around here is your idea of a political system.
6. Stage 19, after the win
3 linesThe guy might be a joke, but his lava monsters sure aren't.
Exactly.
Why are all the insane people so powerful? Isn't there something we could do about that?
7. Stage 20, before the fight
8 linesUm… hello? Is there a Darkwing here? I was told by a teammate that I should come talk to you?
Why?
Oh! There you are. I can't see you too well. Do you mind stepping out of the darkness.
That's impossible. We're all standing in the darkness.
Ah. Now I get why they sent me here.
And also to test your fighting skills I assume. Let's go!
Uh... You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
Do not hide behind someone else's face. Fight me as you are.
8. Stage 29, after the win
2 linesThis fight you have joined is unrelenting. You cannot give in at anytime.
Yeah… I'm starting to get that…
9. Stage 30, before the fight
4 lines
Out of my way, Guardians.
Where's this guy's confidence coming from? It's one of him against all of us.
That's my brother, Shapesmith…
Oh… Well, crap.
10. Stage 30, after the win
3 linesWhat the heck was in the water at your parents' house?
Do NOT joke about my parents!
Yeah, I agree with my brother there.
11. Stage 31, before the fight
3 linesI am an army unto myself.
Someone mind explaining to me why we're getting involved in this family drama.
Cause this family drama is destroying parts of the city.
12. Stage 39, after the win
2 linesOh man… This job… It's exhausting…
Now you get it. This job sucks, and there's nothing funny about it.
13. Stage 40, before the fight
3 linesTime for more training, Shapesmith.
How are you feeling?
Different. And ready to fight.
14. Stage 49, after the win
2 linesDamn, Shapesmith. You have changed. More focused.
Yeah, trying to keep myself alive out there. Figured that was important.
15. Stage 50, before the fight
3 linesOh God. We've got a Viltrumite sighting.
Okay. Now I know that IS serious. Let's do what we can.
I don't care about you Earth heroes. I am only here for Invincible.
16. Stage 50, after the win
2 linesOh man… I don't think I can do this. Viltrumites… They're too tough.
Maybe instead of beating them, I could just join them?!
17. Stage 51, before the fight
4 lines
Anissa, what are you doing here?!
Looking for you.
Well, you found me!
Invincible?! Thank God we've got a Viltrumite on our side.
18. Stage 59, after the win
2 linesCome on, everyone. She can't take us all on.
I'm glad you think so… She seems pretty capable to me.
19. Stage 60, before the fight
4 lines
Anissa, do you need help with these creatures?
No. I can handle them.
Well, I've already made the trip. I'm not just going to sit and watch.
What? Do they think this is funny?
20. Stage 60, after the win
4 linesOh my God… I can't believe we survived that and they left… How in the hell did that happen?
I'll try to remember that.