Magmaniac & Tether Tyrant: Sticking Together

We want in, sir. We think we'd make an excellent addition to your crew.

Hmm… Magmaniac and Tether Tyrant, right? Okay… Let's see what you got.

Excuse me?

I can't know how you'll handle yourself in a fight until I see you in one.

How was that?

Impressive. Welcome to the club.

Your empire is about to crumble, Machine Head.

Stop them. Hurry up and stop them.

Don't worry.

We're on it, boss.

Ah, man… That was rough…

I don't know if I can keep taking beatings like that…

We want out.

Excuse me? There's no out in this business.

Then I guess we'll have to fight our way out.

Fine! Who needs the two of you, anyway!

Good luck out there on your own!

We'll be just fine.

We won't be on our own. We'll have each other.

Ech, barf.

Come on, hurry up, we can outrun him.

There's no outrunning the law. That money belongs back in the bank.

It's just the new kid. We can handle him.

Stay down, kid. You ain't ready to handle folks like us.

Leave the crime fighting to the professionals.

Did we hear someone mention professionals?

Ah shit, it's the entire Guardians of the Globe.

This might be a little bit of a tougher fight…

Free agency doesn't work for everyone.

Maybe you guys should reconsider this whole "life of crime" thing.

Maybe you should reconsider the whole "condescending prick" thing.

Watch your mouth.

Hey, we tried to go legit… It didn't work.

The world isn't built to work for guys like us. We need to do things our own way.

Guys. You still haven't learned that crime doesn't pay.

We learned that following the rules doesn't pay.

It doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late to change your lives.

Yes, it is.

We've tried it the other way. There's no other option for us.

Hey, looks like you could use some help?

I've got it. These two aren't too much trouble.

The heroes just keep getting younger and younger.

How about teaching this little guy to put out a helping hand instead of a fist?

You're done, Magmaniac and Tether Tyrant. Being criminals… it's not for you.

Then what are we?

So, what do we do now?

We don't give up. I'm tired of the world dictating who we are and what we can do.

It's us against the world, and we decide who we are in it.

Yeah. And it doesn't matter who we have to fight to make that happen.

Even if we have to fight every stupid superhero on the planet.

This fighting is probably never going to end.

Nope. But there's no one I'd rather have by my side while we do it.