Robot: Simple Machine

We have got gang activity downtown. Now when engaging with...

Yeah, we got it, Mr. Roboto. Beat up the bad guys. You don't have to make it complicated.

See, it couldn't be simpler.

Don't let Rex bother you, Robot. He's a jerk to everyone.

I am fine. He does not bother me.

Yeah, of course it doesn't. He's a robot, remember?

[Do not stop moving forward. Nothing can stop us!]

Any idea what he's saying, Robot?

I cannot quite get a translation on their language yet...

Let me guess, "we come in peace." I doubt it.

These bastards aren't going down easy.

Perhaps if we...

But that doesn't mean they won't go down eventually.

Keep giving them everything you got. Cracks are starting to show.

There must be some kind of weakness that we can exploit. Everything has a weakness.

They're gone.

For now.

I do not believe that will be the last we see of the Flaxans.

Way to kill the vibe, Robot.

Alright, new Guardians, time to get your feet wet. Your standard issue bank robbery is happening.

Go stop it without destroying too much of the area.

We will do our best, but a fight in this dense of an area will result in,

Got it, Cecil. Couldn't be simpler.

Not bad for your first time as a team, but you have a long way to go before you reach even a hint of the original Guardians' skills.

What a jerk. We saved the day, didn't we?

Yes, Cecil can be a jerk. But I would not let him get to you. He is a jerk to everyone.

Heh. Thanks.

Time to step up, Guardians. Lizard League spotted overseas.

Any time to prep an attack plan?

No. Now get moving.

This is going very poorly.

We are not working together.

We're just trying to stay alive here!

We need to be one out here. That is the only way this works.

This would work if you would shut up for a second.

We need to listen to Robot! He knows what he's doing.

That took care of them.

Lives were lost though, because we did not work as a team.

Monster Girl, thank you for having my back.

Of course. We're a team.

Monster Girl, I mean, Amanda... I was wondering if...

What?

Nothing. It is nothing.

Wha, Where am I?

You are where you should be. With your own kind.

No... no, this cannot be real.

Well, neither are you.

Nooo!!

Ah!!

Robot, are you okay there?

Yes, I am fine... Just a bad dream, I guess?

Sure... Those electric sheep can be a real nightmare.

We just received an anonymous call. Head out to Machine Head's penthouse. Something's going down.

Robot, are you okay?

Me? Yes, of course. I am fine.

The Guardians?! Am I glad to see you guys. I could use some help here.

This is tiring. Could the people I pay kill all these super heroes please?

That thing just ripped off Black Samson's hand!

This is insane!

They are beatable. We need to work together.

I thought Earth would have worthy opponents for me.

Why don't you try me on for size?

Pathetic child.

No!!

Amanda... please... please...

We need to fight ourselves out of here so we can save Monster Girl and Black Samson!

No. What am I doing back here? I need to help Amanda.

How can you possibly help her?

Because I lo,

Don't you even say it! That's digusting!

No! I don't want to fight her!

How can you even think like this?

You are who you are, and she is who she is. That does not compute.

You're making it too complicated.

It's really quite simple.

I love her.