TV Season 1

Your calculations were incorrect! We were supposed to come up inside the Pentagon!

Sorry we're late.

The Guardians?!

The building is clear. It's just us.

Evacuation complete. Now we can focus on taking these brutes down.

Thanks for the assist, Omni-Man.

My pleasure.

Glad we can count on you.

Darkwing, why did you call us here?

Me?

So, none of us signaled the alert?

Oh God, what's going on?

Omni-Man?!

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Why?? Why??

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I don't know who you are, but it's time to go!

Eve. Two-and-a-half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will arrive fifty degrees to your right.

I've got it.

Rex. Civilians in danger to your left.

Yeah, I've got eyes too, Robot.

Dupli-Kate. Keep doing what you're doing.

I don't know what just happened.

But I never want it to happen, ever, again!!

Indeed.

Hey, you're early. And you shaved your mustache.

Stay away from my planet!

I don't even know who you are. Can't we just talk?

Me? I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets. I check on planets to make sure there is someone able to protect them.

Your planet signed up for the program. Urath.

Urath?! This is Earth!

Not Urath?

No.

I'm in so much trouble.

I'm Allen, by the way. See you around.

Robot, I want you to help me build the new Guardians of the Globe.

OK. We will need tryouts in order to pick out the best candidates for the roster.

Agreed. Set it up.

Thank you all for participating in this tryout. After careful consideration, the new Guardians of the Globe are:

Black Samson, Shrinking Rae, Dupli-Kate, Monster Girl and Rex-Splode... once he recovers from his injuries.

Atom Eve... I wanted to talk to you about your,

I'm good. I'm not going to be on any team with that asshole, Rex.

You've come to pray to this obscene monument? They were oppressors! I give you a new god to worship!

Me! Doc Seismic!

We need to take out his gloves.

They're more like earthquake bracelets.

Whatever they are, they're our focus.

Well, that was... easier than expected.

Great job, Eve... Oh wait, I gotta go! I'll talk to you later!

Hello! Anyone down here? Great... First mission to Mars and I lose the astronauts...

Hey, what the hell are these things?! Get off me!

Blech. Disgusting.

Alright, now let's find those astronauts.

The Martians are coming straight for the ship...

Let's do this.

There's too many of them... Just need to get the ship out of here!

Aghh! There it goes.

Hey Martians, no hard feelings, right?

I'm gonna take a rock if that's okay? Yeah?

Machine Head needs to be taken down. And I'm gonna help you.

Thank you.

Hey, Machine Head. It's over. You're way out of your league.

Oh, hello Invincible.

You're right. I am out of my league. Except...

I'VE GOT MONEY!!

Arrghhh!!!

Oh, shit!

Hahahaha, you have no idea!

Grrr...

Wow. Ten out of ten. You guys are worth every cent.

Wait a minute... I'm getting something... There's someone,

Mark, we'll take it from here.

Sigh. Stop them...

Pathetic. This battle is beneath me. There is no honor in killing insects.

Monster Girl... No... No...

That was unexpected. Let's go, Isotope. Isotope?

What the hell is that?

Holy shit...

Get back, everyone get back!

Grrr...

Stay away from these people... Whatever the hell you are.

Arrrghhhh!!!

Oh my god!

It killed itself... What the hell?

Holy shit! Holy shit! Mark! You're Invincible! You... are... Invin,

Shh... Hey, please! You can't tell anyone!

William!!

What have you done to William?!

A rematch? Excellent. I'm afraid I witnessed that first scrap, so I made a few small improvements.

Mark... Invincible! He's turning people into those things!

You make me sound like a monster! I'm not turning people into anything. I'm fixing humanity's weaknesses!

You're not going anywhere, asshole!

No... Don't you understand? This is about progress... science... saving the human race from disease!

Shut up.

Now that our deal is done, it's time for both of you to return to prison.

Ha ha! Oh... he's serious?

Yeah, he's also a teenage boy.

No. I'm a 30-year-old genius in a teenage boy's body with a neural link chip that you just installed for me.

Robot, report back to base. I need you.

What is it?

I can't go into details. But it's priority level: apocalypse.

Where's Mark, William?

Ahem... Amber dumped him, and he didn't like my advice, so he went to go find Eve.

Where's Eve?

Nolan... Why are you doing this?

Keep out of this, Cecil.

I'm a good liar. I'm a very good liar. But you, you're better. You fooled all of us for twenty years.

This is pointless. You can't stop me.

Yeah, you're right. I can't. But I can do the same thing I've been doing since I figured out you were a lying piece of shit.

I can buy us a little more time.

Omni-Man, you bastard!!

You should have stayed dead!

Dad...?

Mark, we need to talk.

Dad! Someone's controlling you!

No, Mark. It's me. I haven't been exactly truthful with you...

We need to get Earth ready to join the Viltrum Empire.

You lied to me...

You couldn't know the truth. Not until you had your powers. Not until I was sure...

Sure of what?

Sure you were a Viltrumite.

So if I wasn't, I'd be just another human to conquer??

This doesn't make any sense! You love me! You love mom!! I know you do.

I do love your mother, but... She's more like... a pet to me.

A PET??

This is the only way, Mark. We have a responsibility to Viltrum.

I don't give a shit about Viltrum!! This is my home. I won't let you destroy it.

You don't know what you're saying. And I can't let you interfere.

I know exactly what I'm saying.

So be it.

How could you do this?

Listen to what I'm saying. I'm right.

In the grand scheme of things, these people are meaningless.

This isn't you, Dad. Maybe you were a Viltrumite when you came to Earth, but you changed.

I'm loyal to Viltrum.

I was wrong to raise you as a human.

I should have prepared you more.

Your life has been soft and painless.

Your true education begins now.

Had enough yet?

I'll stop you.

I'm ready when you are.

You're doing this all for nothing. Making Earth part of the empire will make it better than it ever was.

I won't let you.

You want to die for this planet?! Fine!

Why did you make me do this??!!

You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die!

Think, Mark!

You will outlast every living being on this planet.

What will you have left after 500 years?!

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I'd still have you.

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Dad?