Invincible: Guarding the Globe story · Campaign

Chapter 41: Constant Threat

Campaign season 3, chapter 41.

14 scenes, 62 lines

1. Stage 1, before the fight

3 lines
Donald Ferguson

Sir, we've got Conquest landing right in the middle of Chicago.

Cecil Stedman

Are you serious?! He's back?

Well, get out there and do your best to stop him.

2. Stage 9, after the win

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Conquest

Love getting warmed up by knocking around some Earthlings.

Shapesmith

You know, not all of us are Earthlings.

Conquest

Sorry, I get all you inferior beings confused.

3. Stage 10, before the fight

4 lines
Lucan

Conquest, what are you doing?

Conquest

Softening up Earth before our eventual invasion.

Lucan

Oh please, this planet doesn't need any further softening up.

Conquest

Maybe you're right. But it sure is fun.

4. Stage 19, after the win

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Cecil Stedman

We can't keep taking on these Viltrumite attacks. This is going to kill everyone.

Robot

What should we do?

Cecil Stedman

I don't know... God help me, I don't know.

5. Stage 20, before the fight

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Thula

Conquest! Lucan! You are being requested back at Viltrum.

Rex Splode

Oh, had enough? Run back home, then.

The Immortal

Rex, shut your mouth! Don't give Conquest anymore excuses to fight.

Conquest

Okay. We're almost finished here.

Thula

These earthlings look finished already.

Conquest

They will be soon.

6. Stage 29, after the win

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Conquest

Thanks for the work out!

We'll be seeing you soon.

Conquest

Heh! Much sooner than you think.

Cecil Stedman

Dammit. This planet is on borrowed time. What the hell am I going to do?

Invincible

I might have an idea...

7. Stage 30, before the fight

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Cecil Stedman

So what the hell are we doing up here in space?

Invincible

Cecil, I want you to meet the Coalition of Planets. Maybe working with them, we can figure out a way to keep Earth safe from the Viltrumites.

Cecil Stedman

And who's the Gandalf looking guy?

Thaedus

Hello there, I am Thaedus, the leader of this coalition.

Cecil Stedman

Hey there. Cecil Stedman. For all intents and purposes, I run earth.

So how are you going to help figure out a way to beat back these Viltrumites?

Thaedus

Well, I happen to be one myself.

Cecil Stedman

Excuse me?!

Thula

What is this?! What is this meeting that's happening here?

Thaedus

Thula?!

Thula

Whatever this is, it ends now.

8. Stage 39, after the win

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Invincible

We held her back.

Cecil Stedman

Yeah, barely. What if they come back?

Space Racer

They always do.

9. Stage 40, before the fight

4 lines
Allen The Alien

Thula and Anissa?!

Anissa

Are you trying to ignite a war by bringing this Earthling here? What are you planning?

Cecil Stedman

Hey, relax lady. And last time I checked, it was you people that started the hostilities.

Anissa

Debatable. But we will be the ones to end them.

10. Stage 49, after the win

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Cecil Stedman

This is ridiculous.

Is there any plan here besides just making sure they don't kill us?

Thaedus

You must understand, this is a very delicate situation.

Cecil Stedman

Yeah, my Earth bones, those are delicate too against the might of those aliens.

11. Stage 50, before the fight

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Thula

We've brought our comrade, Lucan, to witness what is going on here.

Lucan

Thaedus?! And Nowl-an?! And this Earth-pest?!

Cecil Stedman

Earth-pest? Is everyone just trying to piss me off now?

12. Stage 59, after the win

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Cecil Stedman

We're getting our asses kicked here.

Tech Jacket

Yeah, we're all painfully aware of that fact.

Thaedus

What's important is that we still live to fight another day.

Cecil Stedman

I wish they'd put me out of my misery already.

13. Stage 60, before the fight

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Conquest

Bringing out the big guns now. Thula, Anissa and Lucan told me about your little pow-wow here.

Cecil Stedman

We're sitting ducks just sitting here waiting for them to come attack us.

Invincible

Stop complaining so much, Cecil. They're here now, so we deal with them.

14. Stage 60, after the win

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Cecil Stedman

This is suicide.

I get it now. Straight on fight with these bastards ain't gonna work.

Invincible

So, do you have any ideas, Cecil?

Cecil Stedman

We're gonna need to take a page from my book.

Be sneaky, underhanded, and then slit their throats in their sleep.