Invincible: Guarding the Globe story · Side campaigns
Mauler Twins: A Major Mauler Mess
Mauler Twins's side campaign.
20 scenes, 63 lines
1. Stage 1, before the fight
3 lines
This is why you don't hire help. You make it yourself.
How was I supposed to know our own goons would turn against us?!
Just shut up and stop them before they do any real damage.
2. Stage 4, after the win
5 linesRemember what I said about them not doing any real damage?
Yeah, I remember…
They set loose our clones, and they made off with some tech.
This is bad.
Really bad.
3. Stage 5, before the fight
3 linesThere's an army of Atom Eves just laying waste to Kyoto.
Guess we'd better go clean up your mess.
My mess?!
4. Stage 9, after the win
2 linesThis ordeal is going to be exhausting.
I might let these clones kill me just to end this nightmare.
5. Stage 10, before the fight
2 linesGod help us, it's a legion of Rex Splodes.
I'm gonna cut my ears off. Let's make this as quick as possible.
6. Stage 19, after the win
2 linesI thought that would never end.
I'm going to be hearing his voice in my head for weeks.
7. Stage 20, before the fight
3 linesNow we have a gang of Monster Girls in Rome!
We have to do something to stop this. This is like clone whack-a-mole.
I'm open to ideas. Until then, grab your mallet.
8. Stage 29, after the win
2 linesI'm going to need a long nap after all of this.
Let's hope there is an end to all this.
9. Stage 30, before the fight
4 lines
Maulers?! What the hell is going on? Your clones are everywhere.
Yeah, we know. We had a little breach. But we have it under control.
Doesn't look that way to us.
Mind your own business!
10. Stage 30, after the win
4 linesListen up, Maulers. This problem is too big for the two of you.
So either you accept our help and we team up, or you can sit this whole thing out in prison.
Hm… I wouldn't mind getting to sit it out…
Shut up! It's a deal, heroes. We work together.
11. Stage 31, before the fight
2 linesSince we decided to do this stupid team up, it looks like the clones are teaming up too.
A pack of Immortals and Monster Girls are rampaging through the countryside.
12. Stage 31, after the win
3 lines
We need to split up. Some of us will go find where these clones are coming from.
The rest of you, and the Maulers, will stay out in the field and continue to clean up the mess.
I'm getting real tired of taking orders from these people...
13. Stage 40, before the fight
3 lines
We got a brand-new mess on our hands.
Battle Beasts?! Oh lord help us.
This one is going to hurt.
14. Stage 49, after the win
2 linesThe one saving grace is that these clones have nowhere near the fighting ability of the real thing.
They've got the strength, though. Damn do they have the strength.
15. Stage 50, before the fight
3 linesWe've nearly found the location of the cloning. How are you guys doing?
About to fight an army of you. Could use some help here.
I'll see what I can do!
16. Stage 50, after the win
3 linesNever gets easier punching your own face.
You get used to it.
After a while, you actually start to enjoy it.
17. Stage 51, before the fight
2 linesOh good, more Invincibles and now some Omni-Mans!
We're gonna need everybody for this one.
18. Stage 59, after the win
3 linesThis fight is going to take forever and the reinforcement clones are going to keep coming.
We know where the clones are coming from, we just need some of us to get there to stop them.
We've got it.
19. Stage 60, before the fight
4 linesThe cloning stops now!
Oh no…
It's an army of us.
This should actually be fun.
20. Stage 60, after the win
8 linesThat's it. It's done. And we're the last two standing.
You *are* the Mauler I started with when this all began, right?
Of course. Aren't you?
You bet.
…
…
Okay then. We'd better get out of here before the heroes show up.
Good idea.