Operation: Enhance Manners

*sigh*... Not again. I'm really starting to get sick of this.

Hey, you okay? What are you doing hiding in the corner?

Well... Take a look for yourself.

Whoa! What's with all the trash?! Plastic bags, paper cups... It's all over the place.

Terrible, right? If only they'd clean up their mess. I guess even that's too much to ask.

Is there any way to stop it from happening?

I've done what I could by posting notices and publicly addressing the situation. But large groups refuse to listen.

Sounds like some people need to get their act together. What kind of groups are we talking about?

They call themselves the Paradoxical Dreamers' number one fan club. They're not recognized as an official group, but they're pretty self important and get carried away.

I see... It's admirable how supportive they are, but that's no excuse to cause havoc for everyone else.

And it's led to the entire fanbase losing its respect all thanks to a few bad eggs.

I'll try talking with them. Maybe I can convince them to change their ways.

You will?! That would be great!

I don't have much information to offer, but their base is somewhere in Eeza.

Thanks. I'll take it from here then.

Huh? You're looking for the Paradoxical Dreamers annoying fan club?

Yeah. They left a mess at the stadium and I want to speak to them about it.

Hahaha, that's a good one. That won't solve anything.

Huh? But the janitors are having a hard time because of them.

You still don't get it.

Those jerks aren't just a bunch of litter bugs! Everything about them is a problem!

What do you mean?

They take up space just to kneel on the ground and worship concert posters. Where are the rest of us supposed to stand?!

Then they go insane when their favorite member performs. Jumpin' around like a bunch of frogs!

And don't even get me started on their use of unofficial goods!

That entire fan group lives in their own little bubble! They don't give a damn about their surroundings!

Oh, um... That's a lot to take in. You really hate them, huh?

Of course. Because...

I used to be one of them not too long ago!

You were?!

I got fed up with their ways and quit. You can't call yourself a fan if you can't behave and cheer like a normal person.

I agree. Besides, from what you've told me, it sounds like they're doing the fanbase a disservice. It's a good thing you left.

Right?! Trashing the area is only the tip of the iceberg! They've been committing much more atrocious acts! So how are you going to crush them? I'll help!

Crushing is a bit too extreme. All I want to do is give them a warning. Not cause trouble.

Hmph. How very kind of you...

Since you were one of them, you must know where their base is. Can you tell me?

The tavern is were you'll find them. We'd hang out there often. Seriously... We'd all be able to enjoy the concert if they'd just quit acting like fools. Please do something about them.

Got it. I'll check out the tavern then.

Our leader is about to speak! Give him your full attention!

Whoa! Wh-What's going on?

Fellow Dreamers! The next memorial concert is soon approaching! Our unity will be put to the test as we prepare for the greatest concert in history! We are the great Paradoxical Dreamers! We are the ones who empower our beloved! Their support rests in our hands!

Long live Paradoxical Dreamers!

Offer yourselves, my Dreamers! Our unity is that of steel!

YEAAAH!!! Woot! Woot! Woot! We are Dreamers! Woooooh! Forever Dreamers!!!

Hey! Keep the noise down! Can't you see you're bothering everyone?!

Heh? And just who are you? You're interrupting a sacred ceremony here. Did you try thinking maybe it's YOU being disrespectful?

I'm not the one taking up a whole corner and making noise!

This is missionary work! Our rituals inspire others to become fans! We are the true supporters of Paradoxical Dreamers!

Yeah! You tell 'em! Let's hear it for our leader! WOOOOOH!!!

Can these guys be anymore self-centered...? Not even 10 minutes and I'm already sick of them.

Listen here. There's been complaints about you guys from other fans. I think you should reconsider how you go about your activities and make some changes.

Hmph! Other fans?! We are the real fans! Have you heard any complaints from the group's official agency? Because I sure haven't.

Well, I mean...

So we have nothing to worry about! To us, we are the only true Paradoxical Dreamers fans!

Long live Paradoxical Dreamers!

Now get outta our way! You're just trying to trample on our rights! Wannabe fan!

Err, I was never a fan to begin with...

Even so, I can't have you guys running rampant. It's affecting everyone around here.

Hmph...! I hate dealing with narrow-minded losers. We're done here.

Fellow Dreamers! You know what today is! Now, off to the Holy Land!

LIGHT UP THE SKY, SATELLITE STADIUM! LIGHT UP OUR HEARTS, PARADOXICAL DREAMERS!

H-Hey! Wait a minute!

Damn it! I couldn't get through to them. I didn't think it would be this hard...

I gotta do something. Otherwise they're going to cause even more trouble. I have to hurry to Satellite Stadium!

...Listen, my Dreamers! Now it is time to put our faith to the test! Let us begin! We are to set up camp here until the next concert!

Set up camp?! Here?! Isn't that like, obstruction of free space or something?!

It's you again. Would you get lost, already? I'm tired of looking at your face.

Are you out of your mind?! You can't just set up camp here! People need to get through!

Didn't you say something earlier about the official agency? Did you get permission from them to host your campout?

We don't need to! We are the one and only true fans! We have no doubt the agency approves of us!

Don't kid yourself. You're just trying to boost your own self-esteem. Give it a rest already. You're being a nuisance.

......

Aaaagh! You're as dense as a brick! You leave me no choice then...

The heck?! What are those?!

We've prepared special drones for the upcoming concert! And we've included a special feature... Riot repression! Our actions represent justice for the future! Those who dare stand in our way will never be seen or heard from again!

So now you're resorting to force?!

Fine! If this is how you wanna play, then let's play!

Wh-What?! My drones...!

Did I get through to you now? Give it up already!

Eeek...! V-Violence is not the answer...!

Look who's talking now. You're the one who started it.

Just look at yourself. Don't you think your behavior's strange? I might be an outsider, but I've talked to people who are fed up with your activities and even some who doubt your intentions. One of them happened to be an ex-member.

That fan was just weak in his faith...

I wouldn't put the blame on their faith. It's your lack of sincerity that's the problem.

Being this self-absorbed in your actions isn't going to attract more fans. If anything, it's just going to harm Paradoxical Dreamers' fanbase and turn away current fans.

No...! I can't have that...!

Do you see now? There's a lot of fans out there who just wanna have fun and enjoy the concert for what it is. No one wants to show up knowing they have to deal with annoying fans. It'll give these events a bad reputation.

......

The young man is right.

You need to get out of your own bubble. If you truly care and want to support the group, you should do so with respect. No more trashing the area and keep in mind the people around you.

......

Yeah. It's hard work cleaning up after you guys. You can still support the group in your own way, but it's wrong to cause trouble for others.

Now his buddy's here to back him up? Leader, maybe we should hear them out.

...Wait. It can't be... You're the legendary fan... The very first to support our dearest Paradoxical Dreamers!

The legendary and indomitable Paradoxical otaku! What an honor this is!

...Say what?

That name brings back memories. How many years has it been since I've last been called that I wonder?

I knew it!

Huh?

This man has been a loyal follower of the Paradoxical Dreamers since before their big debut! He was supporting them behind the scenes and gathering fans! It's said that the group wouldn't be where they are today if it weren't for him! I never thought I'd see this day...

Haha. Well, I'm a janitor nowadays. But I still am and will forever be a loyal fan.

I see... We haven't been doing justice to the group. More like dirtying their name. You're right. We can't hope to change the world if all we care about is ourselves.

My deepest apologizes! I will reevaluate our activities and make improvements regarding our conduct.

As long as you understand. Now, be a fan the right way. Otherwise your good intentions won't be seen.

Y-Yes! We will! We'll put an end to our bad habits and come back reborn! We'll show the world our determination!

We'll begin immediately! Dreamers assemble! To the tavern!

Just remember to keep it down this time.

Yes! Of course!

...This will be the last time we gather together like this.

Fellow Dreamers! The time has come for us to be reborn. To be righteous, clean, and most importantly do good deeds. For we... We shall be Paradoxical Dreamers' greatest pillar!

...Yeah!

They're still a bit loud, but I give them credit for trying.

I am dissolving this fan club. But let this ending bring on a new beginning in every one of us as we continue to support our beloved idols.

Huh? No one said you had to dissolve the club.

But... Our actions were wrong. And we caused trouble to many.

You meant good in your intentions, didn't you? It was just the way you carried them out that was wrong. Your love and support as fan is true. Isn't that enough for a fan club?

...I see your point. But I may make a mistake again. There are those who have already lost faith in me. I lack the strength to keep us united...

Then... What about passing leadership to someone else?

Oh...

...You're right! You would be perfect for the role!

Huuuuh?! I didn't mean me...!

It must be you! You criticized our conduct and guided us in the right direction! I have no doubt in my mind you'll continue to guide this fan club like a true leader!

Who else can we trust? What'dya say, Dreamers?

Yeah! Be our leader!

Hold on! You're asking too much here!

I told you. I'm not a fan like you guys.

Guide us, new leader! Teach us the way!

Cheers to our new leader! Today begins a new dawn for us Dreamers!

Fine. Then your first lesson is to listen to what people say...