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Epic Odyssey Uma Quest

8 scenes, 400 lines

1. Episode 1

64 lines
Grass Wonder

The kingdom of swords and spells, Umanest.

In this world, the title of fleetest goes not to the dire wolves, nor to the wyverns.

Orc

Bugro, bugrbrgrbgrrr, bugogogo?! (Bullcrap! How can they be catching up with us?!)

El Condor Pasa

Yaaaa! Stop it right there, you thievin' orc!

Grass Wonder

We've caught up with it, El. It's time to attack!

El Condor Pasa

You betcha, Grass! Hiyaaaah! CONDOR FISTS OF FURYYY!

A few hours earlier...

Director Akikawa

Here they are! The VR Umalators!

Grass Wonder

VR... Umalators? Is that what these three things are, Director? They look like metal caskets.

Tazuna Hayakawa

Allow me to explain. The VR Umalator is a racing simulator developed for the use of Tracen Academy students.

Turf or dirt, firm or wet, the virtual track can emulate all kinds of racecourse conditions.

King Halo

Hmm... A customizable track certainly would be convenient.

Seiun Sky

Nyahaha, a simulator though, huh? So much for being my personal napping pod.

Director Akikawa

But wait! There's more, a feature that lets you play affiliated online games in VR, using your own physical stats!

With this add-on, we can send our beloved Umamusume to magical kingdoms, sci-fi galaxies, cyberpunk cities... Anywhere you can dream of!

Tazuna Hayakawa

D-Director... You know how much I voiced my concerns over that function...

Yet, you decided to install it regardless of the trouble it might cause.

Director Akikawa

Of course! My aim is to further expand the greatness of my Umamusume! Even if I have to spend all my pocket money in the process!

El Condor Pasa

Oooh, so you can run and play games, then? These machines can do everything!

Grass Wonder

Oh? It looks like someone's already trying one. Might I ask who?

Tazuna Hayakawa

President Symboli Rudolf is giving it a test run on behalf of the academy. We can't have our students utilizing faulty equipment.

El Condor Pasa

That's our trusty president! Hey, Director. I also wanna...

Grass Wonder

Huh? Is that a warning signal?

Machine Voice

Emergency, emergency. An anomaly has been detected in device 01.

Connecting devices 02 and 03 to the session may enable remote repairs. If the issue persists, please perform a factory reset.

Director Akikawa

A factory reset?! We can't!

Tazuna Hayakawa

We'd have to reconfigure everything from scratch... What could be happening in device 01?

Symboli Rudolf?

Huff, huff... Huff, huff...

Seiun Sky

It seems like the president is running like normal though...

El Condor Pasa

Ohhh, it sounds like the virtual world needs saving! Backup!

I know! Since everyone here's twiddlin' their thumbs, let me get in and fix it!

I'm the sturdiest! Stubbornest! The absolute strongeeest! A little tech trouble doesn't scare me!

Grass Wonder

In that case, I'm going too.

If there's a problem with the machine, you might not be able to handle it by yourself. I'll help you out, if need be.

Director Akikawa

Heh, a fabulous duo! Seeing as you're close friends, I'm sure you'll do a fine job!

Try not to get yourselves hurt. Now, off you go!

El Condor Pasa

Umm... I guess this is the start button. One push, and we should enter runnin' mode...

Grass Wonder

Huh? Wait, this isn't running mode? What happened to connecting to the same session?

El Condor Pasa

Huhhh?! Where are we, Grass? What's this place? And what am I wearin'?!

Grass Wonder

It... looks like we're in some kind of fantasy game world. Did a different mode get activated?

El Condor Pasa

Fantasy... Then this get-up... I must be some kind of monk brawler.

Grass Wonder

And it looks like I'm a cleric. Hmm...

I can even see my stats. I suppose that confirms the fantasy game theory.

But why? We were meant to enter running mode and link with device 01...

El Condor Pasa

It's gotta be for a reason! Maybe we need to fix whatever problem's unfoldin' in this world first!

Grass Wonder

El, forgive me if I'm wrong, but I'm getting the impression you just want to go exploring.

Though you have a point. If the device brought us here, the root of the error might be close by.

Chatter, chatter...

El Condor Pasa

Oh, there's a crowd of people! Maybe they're fellow players?

Adventurer A

Whoa! What are you two playing as?! Those ears look pretty long... Are you elves? Or maybe werewolves, judging by the tails?

El Condor Pasa

Nope! We're Umamusume!

Adventurer B

Whaaa?! Umamusume... You mean, like real Umamusume? In a game like this? This is gonna be wild!

Mystic Granny

Ohhhhh, Umamusume! The legend was true! Perhaps this is our salvation sent from above.

Grass Wonder

The... legend? Could you explain?

Mystic Granny

It has long been foretold, grave peril will befall the land of Umanest. And then...

"Fantasy incarnate shall look down upon this world from the heavens. With innate, thunderous power, she will deliver unto the demon lord a strike of destruction and felicity alike."

Grass Wonder

"Fantasy incarnate"... I suppose that could refer to us real-world Umamusume, though I'm more concerned by the last bit.

El Condor Pasa

The demon lord?! You're sayin' there's a big bad demon runnin' around?

Mystic Granny

Indeed. The demon lord appeared in this world but a few days prior and has since defeated many of our brave heroes. How lost we are in the face of this veritable crisis.

El Condor Pasa

Estupendo! Did you hear that, Grass? There's no way we were sent here by accident!

This demon lord's gotta be the source of our trouble! Ordinary folk might not be able to stop 'em, but we Umamusume can! That's why we were summoned here!

Grass Wonder

So, you think the demon lord is what triggered the bug? And... considering the game's legend, we Umamusume hold the key to defeating it?

El Condor Pasa

I'm sure of it! All we gotta do is defeat the demon lord and our problem will be fixed!

All right. Time for a journey full of adventure, combat, and victory! Let's defeat the demon lord and save this world while we're at it!

2. Episode 2

48 lines
El Condor Pasa

Make haste! We're off to overthrow the demon lord!

Mercenary Machos

Stop right there! Umamusume, schmusume! You're just a level 1 brawler.

The name's Mercenary Machos! And I ain't lettin' you so-called Umamusume walk around all high and mighty. Prepare to have your lights knocked out.

Grass Wonder

El... Be careful. This man has more than just brawn up his sleeve. He's hiding something in his hand.

Mercenary Machos

Huh, so you noticed! That's right. I got a secret weapon that can give me superhuman strength.

It's called a Growth Potion! You just take a sip, and, Wroaaa!

El Condor Pasa

Wh-wh-wh-what?! Your body just doubled in size!

Grass Wonder

A Growth Potion... I see. It's a potion that turns you into a giant.

Although... Pardon me asking, but do you feel all right? Your muscles look awfully swollen and stiff...

Mercenary Machos

Ugh... Cough... hack... It's just a side effect, nuthin' someone tough like me can't handle!

Double the stature, double the strength! Imma crush you both like little ants! Arghhhh!

El Condor Pasa

Heh, perfect timin'! Lemme be the first to show ya, an Umamusume's got three times the strength of a human!

Mercenary Machos

You lil' brat! Imma knock you into next week!

El Condor Pasa

Hiyaaah! Shrieking Condor Wave!

Mercenary Machos

Gahhhhhh!

W-was that an ult?! I've never seen a move like that before!

El Condor Pasa

That little punch? Please! That wasn't even a skill!

We Umamusume never get the chance to deliver full-power punches in the real world, but if we did, you bet it'd be somethin' like that!

Grass Wonder

At most, we do pretend punches for performances, but there's no need to hold back in a video game.

Mystic Granny

Ohh... If you're that powerful, you may truly be able to take on the demon lord and their servants.

Grass Wonder

Ma'am, may I ask you a question about this demon lord that's threatening your world?

Did their arrival really come without any sign or notice?

Mystic Granny

Indeed. The moment the demon lord arrived, all of this world's demons and monsters fell under their control. We've been forced into a corner ever since.

El Condor Pasa

I'm gonna beat that tyrant to a pulp!

Mystic Granny

You do possess extraordinary power, dear brawler, but if the legend is true, it likely won't be you who defeats the demon lord.

"Fantasy incarnate shall look down upon this world from the heavens. With innate, thunderous power, she will deliver unto the demon lord a strike of destruction and felicity alike."

In the prophecy, the demon lord is bested by a strike of thunderous power from the heavens.

Grass Wonder

A heavenly lightning strike... I'm not entirely certain, but it could mean divine retribution from an angel, perhaps.

El Condor Pasa

Your outfit looks pretty angelic! Maybe you'll learn some lightning skills... Even a demon lord wouldn't wanna face your retribution!

El Condor Pasa

Ow, ow, ow, ow! That really hurt! And don't tell me it was an accident!

Grass Wonder

You might have a point, though. My class does appear to be on the angelic side. Let me check my skill tree for high level cleric spells.

Oh. There's one called "Angelic Bolt" that summons lighting.

Perhaps that could be our secret weapon. But at the moment, my level is nowhere near high enough to cast it...

El Condor Pasa

Hmmm, I see... Well, there's only one solution to that issue.

It's time to grind some XP! Let's see what's around the village and start raising our levels!

And so, we begin our adventure by explorin' the surroundin' area! However!

Grass Wonder

El, what are you doing? You can't just barge into someone's home and open their drawers.

El, you can't just throw that away here. You're polluting the environment.

El Condor Pasa

Why are you so difficult?! Now you wanna act like heaven's oracle or somethin'! Leave me alone to do what I want!

Grass Wonder

El, wait!

El Condor Pasa

Nooo! Heaven's oracle has come to haunt me again!

Huff, huff... They might've been weak enemies, but I'm totally wiped out from all that grinding. Still, I think we did it...

Grass Wonder

Yes. Our levels are high enough to take on the demon lord's army. Which means the real challenge starts now.

Mercenary Machos

El! Grass! It's a disaster!

Grass Wonder

Is that Machos?

Mercenary Machos

The village... Our village is under attack! The demon army's burning everything!

El and Grass

Gasp?!

3. Episode 3

47 lines
King Halo

Hmm... El and Grass have been in there for a while now. Do you think everything is okay?

Seiun Sky

Not sure. And the president's been in device 01 running this whole time...

Symboli Rudolf?

Huff, puff, huff... puff... Hehe. Hehehaha! Heh...

Seiun Sky

Huh? Is President Rudolf... laughing in there?

El Condor Pasa

Whaddya mean, they're burning everything? What's goin' on?!

Mercenary Machos

The demon army targeted the village's food reserves! I wish we could go back and save everyone, but we'll never make it in time!

Grass Wonder

No. That may be true of you, or werewolves, or perhaps even wyverns. However...

We're Umamusume! We can cover the distance. Let's go, El! This is our "Fantasy Debut"!

Grass Wonder

We're Umamusume, the fastest of all life in Umanest. In the blink of an eye, we cross many miles, until...

Demon Army Officer

They've come to meddle with our plans?! Soldiers, slather your arrows with toxins and tranquilizers! We're gonna rain terror upon them!

Demon Army Officer

Did we get her?! Bwahaha! Just a drop of that poison could...

What's this?!

Grass Wonder

Not only are we fast, but we're also extremely resilient. Umamusume can shrug off basic debuffs like poison and paralysis.

Demon Army Officer

Oh yeah? We'll see how resilient you really are! Keep firing! Give 'em more poison than they can shake!

El Condor Pasa

Who's spinnin' the ground... Ack, Grass! Grass?

Grass Wonder

Oh dear. Just because you're resistant doesn't mean you're invincible.

Comforting Heal!

El Condor Pasa

Nice one! Now we're talkin'!

Demon Army Officer

Heh. We'll just fight magic with magic. Sink their ankles into a mucky quagmire! Mudfield!

El Condor Pasa

Umamusume Skill, Wet Conditions ◎!

Demon Army Officer

What?! Argh, you have left me with no recourse but to cast a time-reversal spell!

Reverse! Hands of the clock, turn backward!

Grass Wonder

A time-reversal skill? We don't have anything to counter that...

El Condor Pasa

(But Umamusume never give up! If time is runnin' counterclockwise, then so will I!)

(Umamusume Skill, Left-Handed ◎!)

Demon Army Officer

What?! They can go counterclockwise?!

El Condor Pasa

Hiyaaah! Shrieking Condor Wave!

Demon Army Officer

Gyaaaah!

El Condor Pasa

Now apologize! And give back the food you've stolen!

Demon Army Officer

Heh heh heh, hahahaha! What a shame! My lordship has already taken all your food supplies away! It seems you arrived too late.

Grass Wonder

The demon lord was here?! We must give chase and capture that tyrant. No one can outrun an Umamusume.

Demon Army Officer

Hmph... It is no use. You will never catch up to the demon lord.

For my lordship is no mere man or beast, but something faster!

So give up. I assume you can put two and two together.

Grass Wonder

What could be so fast that even Umamusume can't catch up? They'd have to be faster than a wyvern to start, so that leaves fenrirs, thunderdrakes, or...

No, y-you can't mean...

Demon Army Officer

Mwahaha. Finally figured it out, huh? Yes, our new lord of demons is capable of running just as fast as you. Because our lordship is...

Symboli Rudolf?

Heh, hehehe... Take thaaaat!

Seiun Sky

Huh?! The runner in device 01 is talking again! But that didn't sound like President Rudolf...

Gold Ship

Rice grains, in the bag! Now I've got everything I need to make some tasty rice porridge! If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, then I'll pick a pretty plenty pound!

King Halo

Isn't that Golshi?! She's definitely not in there for a test run. She's just fooling around...

Seiun Sky

Knowing her, she's not just fooling around. She's probably causing the system error herself.

King Halo

Director, why don't we just kick her out of there?

Director Akikawa

Hmm. If we fiddle with the machines now, there's a chance it'd only make things worse! So...

Onwards! We must commit firmly to the course we've set!

4. Episode 4

50 lines

In a remote region of the continent of Umanest looms the castle of the demon lord.

Uma Lord Golshi

Man, that was tasty! Nothing beats ruining an entire civilization for a bowl of risotto!

Anyways... what am I going to do about El and Grass? I would've been unstoppable if they hadn't showed up.

I better get prepared before they barge their way into my castle. Hey, Demon General A! Demon General B!

Demon Generals

How can we serve you, your demonic lordship?

Uma Lord Golshi

It's Gold Ship, got it? The Uma Lord Gold Ship!

Now listen up, go and give that brawler El and her cleric Grass a good spanking and send 'em packing!

Grass Wonder

I see. The "lordship" that demon officer revered so much... is actually Gold Ship! If she's the cause of this recent trouble, we'll need to take her out as soon as possible.

???

Ohohoho! I'm not about to let that happen!

Madam King

You're going to meet your end right here, right now. As the Uma Lord's first-rate general, I, Madam King, will make sure of it!

Grass Wonder

Madam... King? A demon modeled after King Halo, I gather.

El Condor Pasa

An evil King... let's just ignore her. She'll probably fall to ruin all on her own.

Madam King

How rude! I will not fall to ruin in any way!

I should warn you though, I'm not the only general here to thwart your little plans. Take a look up at the sky.

Grass Wonder

Gasp! Where did those dark clouds come from all of a sudden?

Madam King

Ohohoho! Some demons are able to manipulate the weather to their liking. It just so happens that my fellow general is one such demon!

Bloody Sky

Hehehe. I'm the dark druid, Bloody Sky. The peaceful Sky you love is about to disappear forever!

Come, crimson clouds! Bathe this world in red!

El Condor Pasa

Th-the sky's startin' to look all dark and gloomy! Oh no...

Grass Wonder

Be careful, El! We don't know what kind of magic they'll cast next!

Bloody Sky

Hehehehehe!

I mean, changing the sky's color is pretty much the extent of my abilities.

But still, it really set the mood, huh? You can take it from here, King!

Madam King

Huh? Passing the buck before the deed is done again? Why are you always... Oh... Ahem... Where were we?

Now then, El. Allow me to welcome you to my wonderful realm of illusion and magic. Welcome to The King's World!

El Condor Pasa

Huh? Where am I?

Madam King

As you can surely see, this is the ballroom of my lordship's royal palace. In this arena, we ladies will compete not by combat, but through dance.

So, would you care to dance, El? Surely, you know a friendly social dance or two?

El Condor Pasa

A, a what?! I-I mean, I know a dance, sure...

Check this out! Mambo! A-cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha! Woo!

Madam King

What? Your moves are terrible. It's like watching a snow monkey try to dance. You have the nerve to constantly boast about being the world's strongest, but by the looks of it...

You're the world's weakest dancer!

El Condor Pasa

Gahhhh! The world's... weakest?!

Madam King

Yes. You are the world's absolute weakest. Weakest, weakest, weakest...

El Condor Pasa

The weakest, the weakest... I give up... I can't bounce back from this...

Grass Wonder

Pull yourself together, El! Don't let those illusions sway you!

Madam King

Ohohoho! With El down, we now only have the cleric to deal with. You won't stand a chance against us.

Grass Wonder

Yes... You have a point. Unlike El, I can't fight with my fists. All I can do is...

Brighten up this cloudy sky.

Madam King

Huh?! Where did that surge in magical power come from? Grass, what are you up to?!

Grass Wonder

If magic shrouds the world in darkness, then as a cleric, it is my duty to clear that darkness away, by the thunderous light of the heavens.

El wasn't the only one growing stronger as we fought battle after battle to get here!

Divine judgment, come down and cleanse this world! Ninth-level cleric spell, Angelic Bolt!

Madam King

Huhhh?! The bloodstained clouds and my ballroom both vanished in a blink of an eye!

Retreat, Sky! We have to retreat!

El Condor Pasa

Grass... That was amazin'! You finally mastered Angelic Bolt!

With that spell under your belt, defeatin' the Uma Lord will be a piece of cake!

Grass Wonder

"Fantasy incarnate... shall look down upon this world from the heavens. With innate, thunderous power..."

El Condor Pasa

Qué? Somethin' the matter?

Grass Wonder

No, it's nothing. Now then, shall we be off? We've got a castle to storm!

5. Episode 5

46 lines
Mercenary Machos

Hell yeah! Let's get steppin', you two! We're off to that Uma Lord's castle!

El Condor Pasa

Yeah, but where is it? How're we gonna get there if we don't know the way?

Mystic Granny

Hmm. Well, let me provide you with a vague and mysterious clue.

El Condor Pasa

No! Gimme a straight answer! I've had enough of the riddles!

Grass Wonder

I know something that may come in handy.

Umamusume Skill, Pace Up!

Director Akikawa

A summary is in store! Somehow or another, our party of heroes manage to pinpoint the location of the Uma Lord's castle.

They advance! And they arrive! There at the castle, they will finally face off against the menacing Uma Lord! Summary finished!

El Condor Pasa

Whoa, that Pace Up skill was super effective!

Uma Lord Golshi

Huhhh?! You're here already? I didn't even have time to put on my cape!

What happened to that Super Golshi Ogre EX that I cunningly positioned in your path?!

El Condor Pasa

Didn't see it. We took a shortcut.

Grass Wonder

You must have had your fill of fun by now, Golshi. It's time to stop the games.

With this bolt of lightning, you will be sent back to our home world!

Uma Lord Golshi

Huh, what's that crazy holy aura? Did you evolve into an Uma Angel or something?!

Grass Wonder

Divine judgment, come down and cleanse this world! Angelic Bolt!

El Condor Pasa

Ooohhh! There it is, the ultimate spell to conquer the Uma Lord! Time for the credits to roll!

Uma Lord Golshi

Oh yeah? So much for bein' a cleric! A little tickle like that couldn't fix a cramp, let alone the game!

Mercenary Machos

What the?! It had no effect?!

Grass Wonder

I knew it...

El Condor Pasa

Grass! Qué pasó? Why didn't your spell work? Was the legend wrong?!

Grass Wonder

I had a feeling this might happen. Something about the phrasing has been eating at me.

"With innate, thunderous power, she will deliver unto the demon lord a strike of destruction and felicity alike." It calls the power "innate", right? And it supposedly brings both destruction and felicity.

Magic power isn't something innate to Umamusume. If we were meant to defeat the Uma Lord, perhaps it wouldn't be through a spell.

El Condor Pasa

I'm not followin' you too well, but... what's clear is defeatin' her won't be as simple as we thought.

In which case, let's give this fantasy story a classic fantasy endin'!

Uma Lord Golshi

Oh? What kind? A battle between our pet summons? A cook-off with the random ingredients clogging our inventories?

El Condor Pasa

Nah, it's not a real RPG without some fist-on-fist action! Bring it on, Uma Lord! Try wrestling your way through a sixty-minute singles match with yours truly!

Uma Lord Golshi

Oh! So that's how it is? Two can play at that game! Forget wrestling, it's not a JRPG without a collectible card minigame!

Take thaaaat!

El Condor Pasa

Aaagh, I'm done for! That limited edition Mil Masterio slammer got me good!

Uma Lord Golshi

Another win for Team Golshi! I knew my first edition Umandam cards wouldn't let me down! People slept on them after the show was canceled, but they're super strong!

Grass Wonder

El! Are you really going to waste our time playing that silly game?

El Condor Pasa

I mean, I had to give it a go! It looked so much fun...

Uma Lord Golshi

Well, if cards aren't cutting it for you, let's settle this like true Umamusume.

What better contest is there than a race? With my Uma Lord powers, conjuring up a course will be an easy-peasy piece of cupcake!

Welcome to Toky, I mean... Demonkyo Racecourse!

El Condor Pasa

Ooooh! Just like that and we're practically at the real Tokyo Racecourse!

Uma Lord Golshi

All right, El, Grass! Bet you can't complain if we settle this fair and mostly square on the fantasy track!

Just wait until you see my demon dash!

El Condor Pasa

Oooh, now that's what I'm talkin' about! Brawler's physically the strongest class in Uma Quest. I can't lose!

Grass Wonder

Oh, all right. But please, El, don't let your guard down.

El Condor Pasa

Qué? What's wrong, Grass? The look on your face is freakin' me out.

Grass Wonder

You heard what Golshi said just now. She's going to fight "fair and mostly square".

This isn't the real Tokyo. We're still in Umanest, a virtual kingdom of swords and spells.

We're about to run in a fantasy race, where blades will clash and spells will soar!

6. Episode 6

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Mystic Granny

Welcome all to the First Fantasy Kinen. I'm Mystic Granny, and I'll be your commentator for today.

Oh, but suddenly I am filled with a sense of foreboding. Come, Umamusume. Altogether now...

El Condor Pasa

Huh? What's goin' on? Grass! My startin' gate won't open!

Grass Wonder

Is this... an arcane lock spell? Is that allowed?!

I'll just cast Unlock. Now go! Hurry, El!

El Condor Pasa

Whoa, you're a lifesaver! Okay. Imma get you, Uma Lord!

Uma Lord Golshi

Welp, guess I'll just summon my Uma Minions! Go get 'em, guys!

Uma Minions

Uma! Uma Uma!

El Condor Pasa

Yikes, that's no bueno! I'm completely surrounded, but I'll try and break through with my Condor fighting techniques!

Hiyaaah! Hiyooooh! Wataaaah!

Pant... Pant... I'm runnin' outta steam!

Grass Wonder

Greater Heal!

El Condor Pasa

Thanks for the backup, Grass! I'm startin' to get the hang of this pattern!

Uma Lord Golshi

Fiddlesticks! Useless cronies! Guess this is a job only a lord can finish!

Hiyaaah! Eat this! Earthquake!

Grass Wonder

I won't let you do that! Portal Shift!

El Condor Pasa

Ohh, you saved me! Let's finish this, once and for all!

Uma Lord Golshi

You won't get away with this! The real race starts now!

Picklestones! Descend from the vast cosmos! Meteor Strike!

Grass Wonder

Not on my watch! I'll shield us, Holy Barrier!

Uma Lord Golshi

Crafty, aren't we? I'll have to kick it up a notch, then! Meteor Storm!

El Condor Pasa

Gaaaaaah!

Huh? Where am I now? Did I get one-shotted? That suuucks...

Grass Wonder

You can't die, El! This isn't the time to be messing around in Umadegard!

Full Revival!

El Condor Pasa

I'm ready for more!

Uma Lord Golshi

What? You're back from the dead? Seems like I'd better prioritize taking out Grass first.

Haaaaah! Dark Celestial Orb!

Grass Wonder

Gyaaaaah!

El Condor Pasa

Graaaaass!

Grass Wonder

El... don't look back! Umamusume run for something... more precious than a friend's life, right?

So go on without me. I may not be able to heal you anymore, but I can give you... my hope.

Uma Lord Golshi

Hahaha! While you're busy with that pity party of yours, I'll be on my way!

El Condor Pasa

Noooo! Stop right there!

Uma Lord Golshi

What?! How are you accelerating so fast? I thought you'd used up all your skills!

El Condor Pasa

I don't need any fantasy skills! This is a race, the place where an Umamusume's true magic shines!

What matters most is power and endurance!

Uma Lord Golshi

Whoooaaa! Impossible!

El Condor Pasa

No obstacle can hold us back! Carryin' the hopes of our fallen friends, us Umamusume will put our lives on the line! All for one thing...

And one thing alone! VICTORY!

Wooooo!

Mystic Granny

And she's crossed the finish line! El Condor Pasa takes the win! I can see it crystal clear, even with my poor eyesight!

Uma Lord Golshi

Pretty sure your eyesight has been fine this entire time!

Darn it! I lost... But I live to fight another day! Just you wait and see!

7. Episode 7

57 lines
El Condor Pasa

Grass, I won! I won! Did you see me?

Are you okay?

Grass Wonder

Yes. And I did see you win from the endless darkness of that black hole.

Mercenary Machos

You play it cool, but you're tough as nails, Grass.

Uma Lord Golshi

Haaa ha ha ha! If you think this game is over, then you're sorely mistaken!

Don't you know? Every RPG worth its salt has an even harder EX boss!

Grass Wonder

Enough with the bravado, Golshi.

There are only three Umamusume in this world. How could there be another opponent stronger than you?

Uma Lord Golshi

There is one such opponent, and it's standing right in front of you! Can't you see it?

El Condor Pasa

Nope! This place sure is desolate... There's nothing here but you and your castle!

Uma Lord Golshi

Aha, so you do see it after all. Behold the true last boss!

Grass Wonder

Huh?! Are you saying the final boss is...

Uma Lord Golshi

That's right! The Uma Lord's keep is no ordinary castle. I've been feeding it extra-rich carrot extract to boost its energy!

Rise up, Golshi Castle! Show us your fourth form!

Golshi Castle

Mnrrrgh! Gooolshiii!

Uma Lord Golshi

Mwahahaha! So, what do you say to this? Can your fists beat this one down? I'll believe it when I see it! Kekekeke! Naaanana, naaana!

Go on, Golshi Castle. Hurry up and smash them to smithereens! Unfortunately for you, this game you're playing is impossible to beat!

El Condor Pasa

Grass, I don't think my brawler skills will stand a chance against this one!

Grass Wonder

My Angelic Bolt won't do much to a fortress either. What should we do?

Mercenary Machos

Girls! Can't your Umamusume powers somehow do the trick?

Grass Wonder

Our Umamusume powers... We could try. If we can't rely on our class powers, then we have no other...

Wait! Now that you mention it...

Mystic Granny

"Fantasy incarnate shall look down upon this world from the heavens. With innate, thunderous power, she will deliver unto the demon lord a strike of destruction and felicity alike."

Grass Wonder

"Innate, thunderous power". If we interpret that as an ability that Umamusume acquire naturally...

Look down upon this world... deliver thunderous destruction... unto the demon lord...

I know! I've got it! I think we can beat this castle!

El Condor Pasa

You figured it out, Grass?! What are we supposed to do?!

Grass Wonder

Machos. Could you give me any of those Growth Potions you used? The kind that turned you into a giant.

Mercenary Machos

Huh? Uh, sure. One of these, right?!

Grass Wonder

More, please! I need everything you've got!

Mercenary Machos

Everything? If you drink that much, you'll be spewin' blood out your nose on a one-way trip to Heavenheim...

Grass Wonder

If I was a human, perhaps, but it's nothing an Umamusume can't stomach! Now hurry!

El Condor Pasa

Whooooaa, Grass?!

Grass Wonder

Hehe. Nice view from up here. ♪ Gigantic Umamusume, coming through.

Ummm... I might've grown too much. I can't even see Golshi Castle anymore.

Uma Lord Golshi

Hey, you big oaf! Cut it out! Stay away from me! Look where you're walking!

Grass Wonder

I'm sure it was somewhere over here...

Golshi Castle

Mnrrrgh?! Gooolshiii!

Uma Lord Golshi

Noooooo! My 1:1 scale HG Golshi Castle!

Grass Wonder

Oh no... Did I do that? I'm sorry, I didn't see it there.

El Condor Pasa

You sure stomped it straight-on for someone who "didn't see it".

Mystic Granny

Ohhh, a thunderous strike from above! It's just as the legend predicted.

But, wait. The legend said that both destruction and felicity would be delivered unto the demon lord.

El Condor Pasa

Qué? I get the destruction bit, but felicity?

Uma Lord Golshi

Quit screwing around. You think this is some kinda game?! Well, I'll show you...

Hey, muscle guy! Fork over the rest of those giant potions!

Mercenary Machos

Hey! Whaddya you think you're doin'?

Uma Lord Golshi

I'm not giving up yet! Here comes Giant Golshi, fresh from the land of light!

Grass Wonder

Huh? You're turning into a giant, too?

Uma Lord Golshi

You bet! I'm not letting this chance slip away! Now, come here! Let's gooooo!

Grass Wonder

W-wait, I didn't, why did she fall?

Uma Lord Golshi

I didn't fall! I'm lying down. With that leg power of yours, I bet you could really help me out.

Now, I need you to step on me. Right here, around my shoulders. Your lightning did jack for my cramps, but a good strong massage might help.

Grass Wonder

Ah, oh. How is this, then?

Uma Lord Golshi

Ahhhh... That's the spot. Yeah, just like that... Give it a good stomp... harder... Ooh!

Mystic Granny

Oh... Destruction and felicity! We've been saved! Our world has been saved!

El Condor Pasa

Go figure... I guess it makes sense a cleric could heal stiff shoulders too...

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Gold Ship

Whewie! My shoulders feel like mashed roe! I must've had so much tension built up. Director, this massage machine really works wonders!

Director Akikawa

Objection! This is not a massage machine!

King Halo

What a wild turn of events. Grass, El, are you both okay?

El Condor Pasa

We're golden! No te preocupes! The machine was super fun.

Oh, but I should tell ya one thing, King...

You're dead wrong about who's the world's weakest.

El Condor Pasa

Right, Grass? No way I'm the world's weakest, right?

Grass Wonder

Of course not. What you did today was remarkable. Your performance was amazing.

El Condor Pasa

Claro que sí! But in the end, you stole the spotlight with that final blow.

Grass Wonder

Only because you showed me the way.

Uma Lord Golshi

What?! How are you accelerating so fast? I thought you'd used up all your skills!

El Condor Pasa

I don't need any fantasy skills! This is a racecourse, the place where an Umamusume's true magic shines!

What matters most is power and endurance!

Grass Wonder

Those words helped me see past the legend's lightning metaphors to my true innate power. You see...

We're blessed with incredible leg strength, as well as enough physical fortitude to withstand the potion sickness debuff.

I put the pieces together and realized that a titanic Umamusume kick would strike harder than any bolt.

Just like when you won the race. Even with all the magic flying around, your own two legs are what carried you to the finish line.

You said it yourself. We put everything on the line for the sake of one thing, victory.

Even in the face of danger, our desire to reach the finish line remains unshaken.

And while the game world was fictional, we weren't just playing around.

El Condor Pasa

Yeah! I ran as fast as I could, just like in real races!

Grass Wonder

Exactly. The shining goddess who lends power to Umanest's adventurers is just a character, but...

Our Goddess of Victory motivates us to keep running, no matter when or where.

El Condor Pasa

Sí! You hit the nail on the head!

Director Akikawa

Ooh! I'm... so... inspired!

This VR Umalator is designed not only to help Umamusume acquire new skills, but to develop new bonds as well!

Things didn't go quite to plan this time, but we're working on updating the system to connect with even more worlds!

Tazuna Hayakawa

Wait, so you're planning to expand this function?

I need to install a fail-safe program just in case things get out of hand again... Forced shutdowns are too risky, and I doubt I'd be allowed to do one anyway...

This time, it was the legend. Next time...

Director Akikawa

Did you say something, Tazuna?

Tazuna Hayakawa

No, I was just talking to myself. ♪

Seiun Sky

Nyahaha. Still, this looks like a great way to kill some time. I can't wait for the next installment. ♪

Director Akikawa

So, who wants to be our next challenger?!

El Condor Pasa

Again?! I'll give it another shot! I wanna go! And Grass, I want you with me!

Grass Wonder

El... Haven't you had your fair share of fun already?

El Condor Pasa

No way! I say keep the challenges comin' and comin'! Let's play together more!

Hey Director, where's the coin slot on this thing? Oh, and does it take pesos?

Grass Wonder

El, that's enough. We have training today, remember?

El Condor Pasa

But Grass! It's one more go! Just one!

Grass Wonder

You're like a little child... If you don't stop your whining, you won't get any dinner.

El Condor Pasa

Anything but thaaaat!