Uma Musume: Pretty Derby story · Story events

Make a Splash! Summer Showdown! ☆

8 scenes, 400 lines

1. Episode 1

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It's the season of the Summer Walk, a time when Umamusume renew themselves in all kinds of entertaining events leading up to fall.

Everyone at the academy is surely excited for the coming festivities. Or rather, almost everyone...

Mejiro McQueen

Wh-what in the world is this?!

I don't recall talking about sweets the entire time! Well, I suppose I may have a little, but still...

Gold Ship

Whoa, what's the hubbub? You nearly exploded my ears. Are you practicing for a choir competition? Polishing your poetry-reading voice?

Mejiro McQueen

Not at all! I was checking my interview from the other day. However... it's put me in a grievous predicament!

Make a Splash! Summer Showdown! ☆

Mejiro McQueen

How I spend time on my days off? I often enjoy tea together with my friends.

Reporter

As elegant as your family name suggests! Speaking of that, do you have a favorite tea?

Mejiro McQueen

It's difficult to choose, but I do enjoy a good milk tea. I'm recently quite fond of Hallows' vanilla blend.

The rich, sweet aroma doesn't overwhelm its robust bitterness and pairs well with both baked and fresh sweets. It's simply delightful.

Reporter

Ahh, yes. It sounds delicious from the way you describe it!

Mejiro McQueen

Yes, it really is! It's especially good with strawberry shortcake, the perfect marriage of flavors, uh!

A-ahem! Though, it's rare that I ever indulge in such things. We carefully consider what's served at our tea ceremonies.

Gold Ship

Uhh... "And Mejiro McQueen is partial to the cream puffs at Fukiya, once eating seven in a single sitting."

Mejiro McQueen

Oh, please refrain from reading that aloud!

Gold Ship

Ah! That's the place we went last month for the all-you-can-eat! That was so good, right?

Mejiro McQueen

It really was! Wait, that's not the issue at hand! This article makes it seem like I love dessert!

Gold Ship

But you do.

Mejiro McQueen

Uh! Still... for that to be on the record...

At any rate, this won't do at all. I'll have to ask her to cut the section about sweets.

Reporter

So you'd like to cut from here to here... And cut the part about honeyade. I'm afraid that won't leave enough to publish.

Might we expand more about Ryan instead? I'm sure the fans would be thrilled to hear more!

Mejiro McQueen

That wouldn't pose a problem for me as well. But are you sure it's all right? I'm asking for such a large edit...

Reporter

Not at all! It's all part of the job, nothing to worry about. I'll produce the best article possible that you'll be satisfied with too!

Mejiro McQueen

I'm ever so grateful. I know I'm being selfish... I apologize for the trouble.

...

...Was that really okay for me to ask? I actually did talk about sweets that much.

No! It simply wouldn't be acceptable. Things like that can't be made public!

But... it was selfish of me. I must be more prudent, as a member of the Mejiro family!

Sakura Chiyono O

There it is! The flyer for Splash Recreation!

So this is where they posted it. Oh... hello! Did you come to check the announcement too, McQueen?

Mejiro McQueen

No, I was only passing through. So that's the... "Splash Rec"? Do you plan on participating?

Sakura Chiyono O

Ehehe, I'm still on the fence. ♪ Summer Walk events are so popular every year. Lots of people go multiple years!

Apparently, the preliminary will be a water sports contest at a pool, while the finals will be a water gun battle somewhere far away!

Wait, what? "This year's final round will be held on the remote Makimi Island in the Pacific!"

Mejiro McQueen

Goodness, that's a famous, yet secluded, resort island. I've heard it's a quiet place of breathtaking beauty.

Sakura Chiyono O

Wow, how wonderful! ♪ It seems like you can go to watch the finals even if you lose the preliminaries, so I bet it's a great chance to enjoy the island!

This is something to check out. I'm super excited! Everybody knows, "vacations start before you leave and don't end until you return"!

Mejiro McQueen

Er, I suppose so... I hope it turns out to be a lovely Summer Walk.

???

Heheheh! It's your turn now. Come on... Match this and you'll make a major comeback.

You're insane. All you had to do to win was hold. I'm intrigued, let's do this! Don't blame me if you regret it!

Mejiro McQueen

That sounds like...

Gold Ship

Bring iiiit! Just try and beat this howl! And I play the escape skill! Time to yank you by the leash!

Nakayama Festa

What?! "Escape," now? And you've got homing instinct! Damn, I'm out of moves. I'm defeated...

Mejiro McQueen

Really, you two? Though I shouldn't be surprised you're making so much noise.

Gold Ship

Oh, you should've said something if you were watching. Today will live forever in the annals of the Dog Game!

Heh heh heh! Looks like you cut it too close this time, Nakayama. Now you're joining Splash Rec, like we promised.

Nakayama Festa

Tch, there's no way out of this... Can't wait to play water games with everyone, seriously, I'm not gonna enjoy it, but a bet's a bet. I'll be there.

Mejiro McQueen

Oh, that was what you wagered? So, you'll be joining Splash Rec as well, then?

Gold Ship

You bet! Where there's ocean, there's ships! Where there's ships, there's me, no way around it! Worry not, Mac, I didn't forget to send your application form in too. ☆

Mejiro McQueen

Hm? What did you say?!

Gold Ship

All right! Only the best for this year's competition! Welp, I gotta go apprentice at the mat-maker! You'll be calling me a master weaver in no time!

Mejiro McQueen

Y-you sent in an application for me?! Stop! Wait right this instaaant!

2. Episode 2

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Teacher

Huh? Your application for Splash Rec? Don't worry, I got it, all right. I hope you have fun.

Mejiro McQueen

(T-teacher, you're surprisingly fast with paperwork... I can't cancel it now.)

(How would it look? This is a complete repeat of what happened with the article. I can't trouble anyone else again...)

Oh, is that right? Thank you very much. I'll be sure to have a great time.

So now I'm officially entered into the competition.

I'm thankful my schedule was open... but Gold Ship has gone too far this time.

Nakayama Festa

No doubt. There aren't many who think the whole universe revolves around themself like she does.

I'd say she's the exact opposite of you. Really, you get hung up on the silliest things, princess.

Mejiro McQueen

The silliest things? I do? But I'm a member of the Mejiro family. I have to conduct myself in a befitting manner!

Nakayama Festa

Hah! That right? How splendid of you. But if it were me in your shoes, I'd have already backed out.

Nakayama Festa

People who think they're the world are one thing, but people who constantly worry what the world thinks can be just as foolish.

Mejiro McQueen

But... I can't...

Sakura Chiyono O

Inhale... Exhale... I'm so nervous to go into the upperclassmen's room. Errrrgh, don't fail me now, courage! Okay, here... I...

Maruzensky

Oh! If it isn't Chiyo!

Sakura Chiyono O

Wagh! M-M-Maruzen! You almost gave me a heart attack!

Maruzensky

Oops! My bad! ♪ So? Is there something you needed from my class?

Sakura Chiyono O

Oh, uh, I came to... I came to invite you to something! Um, have you ever heard of Splash Rec?

It's part of Summer Walk... So, since you like resorts and stuff, I was wondering if you'd go with me... Hehe.

Maruzensky

Splash Rec? Well... I know it.

Sakura Chiyono O

Ah, don't tell me, do you already have plans for that date? I'm sorry for the random invite!

Maruzensky

No, it's fine! No problemo! A resort vacation sounds totally groovy!

Sakura Chiyono O

A-are you sure? I'm so glad!

Maruzensky

We can throw on our raddest swimsuits and make this summer da bomb! ☆ Can't wait! Woohooo! ♪

Sakura Chiyono O

(Maruzen... Is she really okay with it? Something seemed different about her when she answered...)

Umamusume A

Hey, did ya hear? Maruzen's gonna be in Splash Rec this year. They say she hasn't done it since her first summer here!

Umamusume B

No way. Isn't that the time she won? That's one killer Uma joining this one! I might have to go see the finals...

Sakura Chiyono O

(So that's it. Maruzen's amazing! But wait, doesn't that mean she hasn't participated ever since then?)

Huuuuh... I wonder if something happened...

In no time at all, the day of the preliminaries is here!

Gold Ship

Raaaargh! I'm pumped! No one can keep up with my mad fishing lure skills!

Maruzensky

You sure are confident, Golshi! ♪ But I'm going to give you a run for your money! Yeah, yeaaah!

Sakura Chiyono O

Huh? We have to use fishing rods in the first round? What do I do, I didn't bring one!

Mejiro McQueen

We won't be using anything like that, so you can relax. Remember, the instructions were written on item number four.

Sakura Chiyono O

Oh, that's right! Ehehe, I kind of lost it since I'm so nervous.

So, um, the contests listed were the 200-meter freestyle, floating island race, tightrope quiz, and 3,000-meter super freestyle, equipment allowed!

Nakayama Festa

It's a point system based on order finished, with the top eight advancing to the finals. Meaning it'll test mind, skill, and body. This should be good.

Announcer

We will now be starting the 200-meter freestyle! Please take your places at the poolside!

Gold Ship

Yo, yo, McQueen. What's with the sulky face? You still sour milk or what?

Mejiro McQueen

Not one bit. I'm all in once I've made a decision. A win worthy of the Mejiro name will be mine.

Gold Ship

Ooo! That's what I wanted to hear! Come at me with all you've got, defeating you will make my victory all the sweeter!

Mejiro McQueen

Oh, and who do you think you're speaking to? I'm going to make you regret having me participate.

3. Episode 3

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Announcer

Taking first is Mejiro McQueen! What an extraordinary time! The star of the Mejiros can do an incredible crawl!

Sakura Chiyono O

Sh-she swam the whole thing without taking a single breath! Wooow, that's some amazing lung capacity!

Mejiro McQueen

Phew, now that was a result worthy of a Mejiro. That aside, the person you admire so much is performing quite admirably.

Announcer

And now for the second group. Maruzensky starts with the breaststroke! But she's fast! Too fast! She's completely unrivaled!

Maruzensky

Vroom, vroom! There's nothing like a good swim in the heat of summer!

Sakura Chiyono O

Ugh, I placed fifth... But there's still more to go! I'll definitely catch up!

Mejiro McQueen

Hup! Hah, hyaaah!

Sakura Chiyono O

Yaaah! Agh! I won't give up!

Announcer

It's the final stage of the floating island race! The leaders have a stunning sense of balance, oh no! We've got a fall! Can she still recover?!

Mejiro McQueen

Oops! I'm almost there! I can take first at this rate, waaagh!

Sakura Chiyono O

Whoa! Now's my chance! 'Scuse me!

Nakayama Festa

Hahaha... Don't tightropes make you burst with tension? And if you answer wrong, they shake the rope and throw you into the depths!

Announcer

Question two! A mackerel is a fish. A dolphin is a mammal. Now, true or false: a sea dragon is a fish.

Gold Ship

True! They told me themselves a long time ago! There were five or six in my elementary school class!

Nakayama Festa

Don't you have a better trick question? I'm not falling for that junk...

Announcer

The answer is... true! Will Nakayama Festa be able to keep her balance?!

Nakayama Festa

Tch! Nooooo!

Announcer

It's time for the final event, the 3,000-meter super freestyle, equipment allowed. Anything goes in this race! The best equipment goes to whoever gets it first!

That's not all! Blocking the competition is okay so long as it doesn't violate the safety rules! The last race is sure to have tears of both sadness and joy! Ready, aaand...

Maruzensky

Yaaay! ♪ Time to let this pool ride rip!

Sakura Chiyono O

Huff, puff... I'm going to make a comeback! "Breathe as the flying fish does"! Inhale... Haaaah!

Nakayama Festa

Look at 'em splashing with all that energy. Maybe it's about time I take the lead!

Gold Ship

Ooohohoho! You can't stop Golshi the wave rider! Let's go, go, gooo!

Mejiro McQueen

Agh! Cease your splashing at once!

(That girl, she does only as she pleases. Event or not, there are rules one must follow.)

The preliminaries come to a conclusion, but only eight participants may proceed to the finals... Will Mejiro McQueen and her friends make it?!

Maruzensky

And with that, here's to everyone advancing to the finals! ♪

Everyone

Cheeeers!

Gold Ship

Ahhh! Honeyade after a long day of fun sure tastes great!

Mejiro McQueen

I can't believe you're advancing with all the fooling around you did. You barely swam and finished last in the 200-meter freestyle.

Gold Ship

Who could blame me? Swimming normal is such a snooze fest! You shouldn't worry so much. Just do what you wanna do!

Nakayama Festa

It just means you have the luck of the devil. But in the end, victory will be mine.

Gold Ship

That's some mighty confidence, Nakayama! Guess I'll see you in the final battle. ♪

Oh yeah! We can wear any swimsuit we want for the finals, right? This year's big trend is "diving suit chic"! We better go helmet shopping!

Mejiro McQueen

Absolutely not! Honestly, would you stop getting carried away? You'll be a burden to everyone.

For me as well... As a Mejiro, I must not overstep my bounds.

Nakayama Festa

Hmph... Still worried about that, huh.

Sakura Chiyono O

Maruzen, you're one tough opponent in the pool! You performed so well in every match. It was fantastic!

Maruzensky

Hehe, thank you, Chiyo. We'll all have fun in the finals, too, right?

Sakura Chiyono O

Yeah, as much fun as we can!

Okay! I think that does it for training! Hehe, I think my accuracy's gotten much better.

(The finals take place with eight contestants scattered around an island, sneaking and sniping each other with water guns to win the final round!)

(I know now from the preliminaries. I can't beat the pros physically. But if I sharpen my skills, I should be able to win!)

That's right! Maybe there's a record of the old Splash Recs somewhere. I'll try asking at the staff room later!

Heeheheee. ♪ I downloaded videos of all the previous finals!

Heehee, I can't resist starting with the one that Maruzen competed in before. And... play!

I bet it was a fierce battle... I wonder how Maruzen won it?

Wha?! Whoa, what is this? No way!

4. Episode 4

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Sakura Chiyono O

That's crazy! Is this even real?

Announcer

Unbelievable! First-time contender Maruzensky single-handedly defeated seven opponents! In an unprecedented fifteen minutes, she's won!

Maruzensky

Oh no! I couldn't help it, they all came at me at once. Does this mean... I got a flawless victory, I guess?

Spectator A

A-amazing. It wasn't even a match. I mean, everyone thought she'd win, so... hehe.

Spectator B

Uh, wait a sec. The whole final round is... already over?

Maruzensky

Oh, uh, really? Well...

Finals Contestant

Grrr! I didn't stand a chance! The truth of the world is that war only leads to... despair!

Sakura Chiyono O

Oh no! They were no match for her!

Huh... Maybe that's why Maruzen never participated again after the first time...

(That awkwardness when I invited her... It wasn't my imagination. She must be concerned how the other players will feel.)

But... it isn't right. Maruzen...

Gold Ship

Watermelon, check! Swim floats, check! Wooden bell, check! Heian period kickball, cheeeeck! Just need to get chips and bananas! Ahhh, I'm one busy bee!

Wooo! They've got some great stuff here! With this and the kickball, we can play Heian baseball! How proper and refined. ♪

Please, you've got to help me! I need to make shaved ice with fresh condensed milk for everyone!

Hup hup, yup yup, hup yup yuuup! ♪ Oh, McQueen! Finished packing yet?

Mejiro McQueen

More boxes... Were you out shopping for useless items again? You've been carried away since day one. Sigh...

Gold Ship

Huh? You should get a little carried away too, y'know. You're just sighing all the time.

You said you'd play seriously, didn't you?

Mejiro McQueen

Of course I'm going to compete seriously. But I have no intention of fooling around and causing trouble for others.

Gold Ship

Y-you're going out for fun but won't have fun... For real? The heck are you even saying?! That's like grilling a fish whole, then cutting it to bits! What's the point?!

Mejiro McQueen

Ugh... Stop worrying about me. It's none of your business anyway.

Gold Ship

Ngh... Golshi... Golshi just... wanted to have lots of fun with you... till I passed out from joy...

Mejiro McQueen

I-I'm not going to change my mind even if you cry!

Gold Ship

No, no, no! Play with meee! Play solo cat's cradle with meee! Aloe fish is fun too! Let's go hug a giant squiiid!

Mejiro McQueen

Oh, enough! I've had enough of this! Stop being so selfiiish!

Gold Ship

Wait uuuup! Just play with meeee!

Mejiro McQueen

Agh, Nakayama! I'm terribly sorry for the disturbance.

Nakayama Festa

Geez, you've got that right... But I think I can imagine what you're fighting about.

Gold Ship

Hey, Nakayama! You've gotta put some sense into her! She won't stop going on and on about not bothering people, it's so boring!

Mejiro McQueen

And you're being far too selfish!

Nakayama Festa

Hah! If you ask me, neither one of you is right.

This is the perfect time to make a bet. That way, you can settle things once and for all.

Mejiro McQueen

Solve this with a bet? You're right. We're only going in circles otherwise.

Gold Ship

Sounds fun. And the coming event's the perfect way to do it. We'll solve our mess in the finals. How 'bout it?

Mejiro McQueen

This is a good opportunity. Your absurd selfishness has been a nuisance to me for too long.

Gold Ship, if I win, you will promise to behave yourself... for a good, long while!

Gold Ship

Fine, I accept your challenge! But if I win, we're doing beach ballet all night! And you'll be the prima ballerina!

McQueen & Golshi

...!

Nakayama Festa

Hehehe, things are starting to heat up.

Maruzensky

Hehe, everyone's so busy preparing for our trip. ♪ Golshi has some extra large luggage too!

And Chiyo's been training so hard... Every one of them seems to be so excited...

Sakura Chiyono O

You're right, I am, very much!

Maruzensky

Oh, it's you, Chiyo! Hi there! What a coincidence. Did you come up for some air too?

Sakura Chiyono O

No, I've been looking for you. There's something I want to talk about.

You see... I watched the videos of old finals. Like the year you won...

5. Episode 5

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Maruzensky

Oh... You saw that, huh? Hehe, what'd you think? I was totally rad, right?

Sakura Chiyono O

You were the best... But I was wondering how you felt, you know, at the time.

Maruzensky

You really are kind. Thank you... but I'm okay.

Sakura Chiyono O

It's not that! I mean, I'm not being kind or anything. I just... wasn't sure about something.

Maruzen, you breezed through this year's preliminaries. You used the breaststroke in the freestyle... and dominated the other events...

Maruzensky

About that, Chiyo...

Sakura Chiyono O

I know. It's not just games, it's a competition. And you're not the type of person to hold back, but...

Not one other person could make it a challenge for you! As soon as I realized that, I... I felt so bad!

Sakura Chiyono O

So I made a decision. I'll train harder for the finals and become a better player... That's what I wanted to tell you.

I'm going to give you a great match this year! So don't get eliminated until you face me!

I'll be the one to take you down! That's my challenge to you!

Maruzensky

Oh, Chiyo...

Your challenge to me, huh? You really are kind...

Just make sure that you don't get taken out before we face off either, okay? Victory will be mine, so bring everything you've got!

Sakura Chiyono O

Ah! Okay! You don't even have to ask! I'm going for the win!

It's the day of the finals at last, and the participants, each with their own aspirations, set off for Makimi Island!

Announcer

This is it! We're about to kick off the final competition of Splash Rec, the water gun battle!

Spectators

Their swimsuits are so cute! Good luck out there! Wow, they're for real!

Mejiro McQueen

Gold Ship, I trust you haven't forgotten our promise.

Gold Ship

Of course not. Because I'm the one who's going to win.

Announcer

Calling all players, please proceed to your starting positions! I will now explain the rules, simple as they may be!

Any player hit by the colored water of another player's water gun is eliminated! That's it! Getting wet from normal water, be it from rivers or the ocean, doesn't count!

Cameras have been placed all over the island to monitor the battle! Use your phone to see anywhere you want! Oh, this is just too exciting!

Anything on the island can be used! Touching another player, however, is not allowed! Sneaking up from behind, going head to head, and teaming up are all allowed.

The most important rule is "last person standing wins"! And that concludes the rules! Now, everyone, I hope you're ready to watch the game of a lifetime!

Island-Wide Announcement

Get ready! The final battle has commenced! Who will be the first to find an opponent?!

Mejiro McQueen

(First, I need to remain calm and reduce the enemy number. Gold Ship will have to wait until after that.)

Huff... Huff... Sneaking and running around takes quite a toll on my stamina.

???

Aaaaagh!

Mejiro McQueen

What happened? I heard multiple screams!

Wh-what is this? Why is everyone sitting down? Don't tell me you've all been eliminated...

Umamusume in Pink

Ugh! We teamed up together, but just a moment ago, Nakayama got all three of us!

Mejiro McQueen

Nakayama?!

Umamusume in Blue

Hey, doesn't that dune over there look way suspicious? I bet someone's hiding behind it. Let's check it out!

Umamusume in Pink

Wait! Something's poking out from the rock next to it... Ah, isn't that the same color as Nakayama's shirt?

Umamusume in Green

So that's it, just the kind of trick she'd use. She's drawing our attention to the dune, while she hides behind the rock.

Umamusume in Pink

Hehehe, we won't fall for that! Let's flank her and, huh? Aagh!

All Three

Kyaaaah!

Nakayama Festa

Hahahaha! How adorably... naive! The moment you're sure of victory is when you let your guard down most.

Didn't you think for one second that the shirt behind the rock was the real trick? I made a bet on whether you'd choose the dune or the rock.

If you went for the dune, or if I couldn't stand the heat any longer, I'd have lost.

And if you chose the rock... Well, as you saw, I won against all of you!

Mejiro McQueen

What a huge risk to take... Wait, is she still nearby?!

Umamusume in Green

Actually, she wasn't able to stand the heat after all. She's on the ground over there...

Mejiro McQueen

Gyah! Goodness, you're covered in sand! Nakayama, are you okay?!

Nakayama Festa

Yeah... Quit worrying. I actually feel pretty refreshed now. Heh, hahaha... I'm burned out. Put me out of my misery.

Mejiro McQueen

You're just... unbelievable. Very well, I'll cool you down, as you wish.

Fire! ...As a Mejiro, this is not exactly a satisfying way to win.

Island-Wide Announcement

Mejiro McQueen has coolly defeated Nakayama Festa! With four players remaining, it's still anyone's guess who will win!

6. Episode 6

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Announcer

With half the players eliminated, the battle is reaching its climax! Still in the game are Mejiro McQueen, Gold Ship...

Gold Ship

There we go! ...As well as Maruzensky and Sakura Chiyono O. Who will be the best of all? Will it be Gold Ship like we're all thinking?!

Announcer

H-hey, you can't do that! You're talking over my mic!

Gold Ship

Word? So the whole island can hear me? Heeey! Can you guys hear meee?!

Island-Wide Announcement

I'm tired of picking seaweed, so I'm about to start looking for you! Think I'll swim up the river with the salmon!

Mejiro McQueen

If I can hear you over the loudspeakers, it means you're at the main stage. You're a fearless one. Let's see how you react when I come to take you...

Uh, ahem! How improper for her to shout like that. Think of all the trouble she's causing for the announcer.

(I won't behave in that manner and lose control of myself. I must win with grace for the Mejiro name.)

Maruzensky

It looks like someone walked through this grass... Hm? Ah hah, I knew it. ♪

Hehe, I know you're there. Come on out, Chiyo.

Sakura Chiyono O

There's no fooling you, Maruzen. But how did you know it was me?

Maruzensky

By your footprints. ♪ Golshi has longer legs and McQueen's stride is different.

Only relentless training could make a perfectly even stride like yours. I know your running very well, Chiyo.

Sakura Chiyono O

You really have noticed a lot about me. You're... just as amazing as I thought... That's why!

That's why I have to defeat you! Maruzen... get readyyy!

Maruzensky

...!

(She's fast! And she's reading my movements when she makes her shots!)

I guess... I can't take things easy-peasy anymore! Hyah!

Sakura Chiyono O

Ah! Wagh! That won't hit me! I practiced dodging with Yaeno!

Now it's my turn! Haaah!

Maruzensky

Kyah! That was close! Huff... Gasp... Ngh!

(I'm cornered? I don't see any way out!)

You won't even let a second of this be boring, huh? Good, let me show you something now... Hraaah!

Sakura Chiyono O

Wha?! She completely revved up... and is charging right at me!

(I won't stop! I'm going to win! Hold on till the last second and... now!)

Chiyono O & Maruzen

Haaaaah!

Island-Wide Announcement

And the winner is... Sakura Chiyono O! A single, impeccably aimed shot, what a hit!

Maruzensky

I was empty? Aww, I thought I got you too. Hehe, too bad for me... Hahaha!

Sakura Chiyono O

Gasp... Wheeze... I-I... I won? Yes, I did it!

Maruzensky

You crushed me. I never knew it could be this fun, ah! Chiyo, behind you!

???

Hiyah!

Announcer

Sakura Chiyono O is making a run for it! She's been pulled into another tough fight! Whoa! Gold Ship's onslaught finally defeated her!

Now, only Gold Ship and Mejiro McQueen are left! Over to our guest commentator. What do you make of this, Nakayama?

Nakayama Festa

Commentator? Come on, I was only giving my opinion to kill time.

Fine... It's a fair outcome or whatever. Both Golshi and McQueen have pretty exceptional physical talent.

McQueen is solid in terms of sheer ability. She can handle a battle of wits and a drawn-out fight. But...

You never know what kind of craziness Golshi is going to pull. Her strength is terrifyingly unpredictable.

That's what will determine the winner. Whoever gets overwhelmed or misjudges a critical moment first... is done!

Announcer

I see! Gold Ship's state of mind will certainly be something to watch. It will be interesting to see how Mejiro McQueen approaches this!

island-Wide Announcement

The victor of this year's contest is about to be decided. Which of the two players will come out on top?!

Mejiro McQueen

Well, you really managed to stay in the game until the end. I would have been quite disappointed otherwise!

But I'm going to claim victory today! I will not fail! Prepare to keep your promise and start behaving yourself!

Oops! That wasn't right. I mustn't let my personal grievances get the better of me.

(There are other students watching. I have to do things the proper way. The bet is simply a personal matter. I can't get emotional.)

I should wait for her on the main stage. It will make for a more entertaining event.

I am a member of the Mejiro family. So I'll just have to win this battle in respectful silence.

7. Episode 7

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Mejiro McQueen

Inhale... Phew!

Sakura Chiyono O

McQueen... She's concentrating so hard!

Maruzensky

She's completely ready for whatever's coming her way. All that's left is to wait and see. ♪

Announcer

Mejiro McQueen has been standing still for quite some time. Do you think she's focusing herself while she waits for Gold Ship to arrive?

Commentator Nakayama

Yeah. She must think waiting for a clean fight in the open is better than wasting energy running around the island.

I'm sure Gold Ship will notice soon enough and come right over... Hm?

Gold Ship

Ngh! Hngh! We were the best batterymates there ever were! We promised we'd go all the way to the nationals!

At least I can still fill a bottle with this pure-white sand to take home... so we can leave our dream for those young pups to take up...

Aaaagh! And that's why it's totally ON, McQueeeeen!

Announcer

Huh?! It's Gold Ship! Her statement was incomprehensible, but she seems ready to fight!

Mejiro McQueen

"And that's why"? Everyone's perplexed as to what that has to do with anything.

May I ask one thing before we start? We did make a bet, but let's not forget that this is an event hosted by the academy.

Gold Ship

...Huh?

Mejiro McQueen

I will not fight in such an emotional manner that I lose sight of our surroundings. I intend to win in a way that doesn't bring shame to everyone watching.

Gold Ship

...Huuuh? What do you mean? You... what? Uhh...

Mejiro McQueen

We're out of time. Let's cut the small talk and begin already.

Gold Ship

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't believe how boring you sound right now. The heck is that about?! Aaaaagh!

Mejiro McQueen

Wh-what's wrong? Why are you yelling?

Gold Ship

This is BORING!

Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boriiiiing!

Mejiro McQueen

Gold Ship?!

Gold Ship

Uuungh, too bored... Who even cares? I'm done...

Everyone

Huh? Whaaaat?!

Announcer

Wh-what could be happening?! Has Gold Ship suddenly lost the will to fight?!

Mejiro McQueen

You're... done? What are you saying? Stand up at once! If you don't, I'll shoot you!

Gold Ship

Shoot already... Uhh, I'm drained... evaporating...

Mejiro McQueen

Stop being so selfish. Don't you know how much of a bother you're being to everyone?

Spectator A

Pfft... Hahaha! That's so Golshi. No one's crazier than her.

Mejiro McQueen

Ah! ...What?

Spectator B

Hehehe, this is hilarious! Ahaha!

Maruzensky

Hahaha! Hey, McQueen! Now's your chance! Go for it!

Sakura Chiyono O

No, don't! Get up, Golshiiii! You're the one who took me out, so you've got to do better than this!

Nakayama Festa

Hehehe... What a huge upset. This is what always leaves me wanting to see more.

Mejiro McQueen

Why is everyone enjoying this so much?

(Because it's... selfish? Do they actually accept her behavior, outrageous as it may be?)

...

(I thought being selfish was a burden on others... Was I simply being too sensitive?)

(Thinking back, reporters never seemed offput by my requests. Rather, they were always accommodating.)

(That's right. My selfishness, my shortcomings... They accepted it all with kindness.)

...What could I have been holding back so long for? I still have much to learn.

Gold Ship

Ughhh... I can't do this... I'm going home...

Mejiro McQueen

Gold Ship, may I have a word? Ahem...

Gold Ship

Oh, what now? Didn't I say this is bor...

Mejiro McQueen

SILENCE YOURSELF! I won't allow you to abandon this game!

Sakura Chiyono O

Whoa! McQueen...

Maruzensky

I think her feathers got ruffled!

Mejiro McQueen

You are far too impulsive! What do you mean you're bored?! Get a hold of yourself!

Gold Ship

Whoa, now... Why so emotional? I thought you never let yourself get like this.

Mejiro McQueen

I take it back! It's much more important right now to teach you a lesson!

I won't let you leave! Fight me seriously! It's time to settle our bet!

Gold Ship

...You finally look like you should.

But I dunnooo, what to do? You know me, I don't do things unless they're fun!

Mejiro McQueen

If you win, I'll play some other game with you! Be it giant squid hunting or Heian kickball!

Gold Ship

You sure?! 'Cause there's no takebacks! If you're lying, I'll make you eat 1,000 pieces of salmon jerky!

Yeeeaah! Let's do this! I won't go easy on you! Raaaagh!

8. Episode 8

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Announcer

Gold Ship's gotten her groove back! But which of them will be blessed by the goddess of victory?!

Gold Ship

Wahaaah! You couldn't hit a barn with that aim! Hraaah! Take thiiiis!

Mejiro McQueen

Excuse me?! Get back here! How about this then!

Announcer

Mejiro McQueen unleashes a flurry of attacks! Can Gold Ship evade them all?!

Gold Ship

Ho! Ha! Kyaaah! No sweat! Come on, that all you got?!

Mejiro McQueen

Ah! I'm empty? Where's the refill station?!

Gold Ship

Trying to run now?! Get back here!

Spectators

Goooo! Yeah! Go, go, go! Waaah! Get out of there! Keep running!

Mejiro McQueen

Hmph! You think you can take me on in a battle of stamina? Haaaah!

Announcer

Incredible speed! Mejiro McQueen has broken away in an instant! She's already back with a refilled water cartridge!

Mejiro McQueen

(Not good enough! I'm going to win!)

McQueen & Golshi

Hyaaaaah! Graaaaah!

The turbulent final match is over. And as the sun sets, the barbeque celebration begins.

Sakura Chiyono O

Wow! That sauce smells great! It looks really good!

Gold Ship

Hm, hm, hmm. ♪ Hm! ...Mmm hm hmm!

Nakayama Festa

Heh, still being quiet like you promised? Hehehe, too bad you didn't win.

Mejiro McQueen

Behaving yourself doesn't mean you can't speak. Though if I must say...

It's become so peaceful without you making a fuss like normal. Haha! I think I'll finally be able to get some rest.

Mejiro McQueen

Oh, what now? I'll have no complaints from you.

Gold Ship

Hm? Hmm! Hmhmm ...Mhm, hm, hm, hmmm hm hm!

Mejiro McQueen

I didn't understand a bit of that... Hey, what do you have there? No! I don't want any! Don't touch my food with that!

Sakura Chiyono O

Hey, Maruzen. So this is where you were. Mind if I stand here with you?

Maruzensky

Oh, go right ahead! You're very welcome. Look, isn't the sunset beautiful? ♪

Sakura Chiyono O

Wooow... It really is! Beautiful, and such stunning colors... It kind of makes me sad that today's almost over.

Maruzensky

Hehe, the more fun we have, the quicker time flies by... I have to say, I'm a teensy bit sad too.

This was all so... I mean, I couldn't even have imagined how much fun this would be.

Sakura Chiyono O

You really enjoyed it then?

Maruzensky

I sure did! You were so amazing in our water gun fight, Chiyo! I was struggling so hard my face must've been white with fear!

Having someone who could stand up and give me a serious challenge... made me so happy.

Thank you... This turned out to be the best summer because of you. I'm never going to forget this experience!

Sakura Chiyono O

Gasp... No! I should be thanking you! Getting to participate together was just such a blast!

I'll never forget this either! The way you really put your heart into our fight, or the excitement this summer!

Mejiro McQueen

Phew! I'm completely exhausted... But, hehehe!

Mejiro McQueen

You don't have to keep this vow of silence, you know?

Gold Ship

Oh! Really? Guess we can talk about the squid ministers' rebellion then! Their unrestrained ambition led them to try to take the throne...

Mejiro McQueen

Noisy nonsense is still forbidden. Just speak about normal things. It's outright impossible trying to understand you.

But this time... I realized something about you. I suppose even you have some good qualities.

Gold Ship

Oho? So you finally see how amazing I really am? Okay, lay it on me. Keep those compliments coming!

Mejiro McQueen

You shouldn't be so full of yourself. But... you're right.

Though I say this sparingly... you have my gratitude. There was some hardship involved, but I'm glad to have played with you.

Gold Ship

Whoa, whoooa! You feeling okay? One minute you're all dejected, but now I don't know what's going on.

Mejiro McQueen

I'm perfectly fine. I was only saying what's on my mind. Weren't you the one who was being unusually persistent?

Gold Ship

I was only like that 'cause you looked so dang determined to not have fun! All that observing I did, and you didn't molt or hibernate once.

Seeing someone like that just makes me want to poke 'em. It's no fun to just leave you alone!

Mejiro McQueen

What kind of reason is that? Can you at least try to understand what it's like to be the one poked?

(But... doesn't that mean she was paying attention to me because something seemed off?)

(If she hadn't suddenly said she was bored... If I hadn't lost it with her attitude... I'd probably still be...)

...Heh, how silly. It's useless trying to reason what your true intentions ever are.

Gold Ship

Hey, did you just see that sea monster?! We should go exchange business cards, oh, right. I'm supposed to keep it down...

Mejiro McQueen

Gold Ship?

You only have to stay quiet until the sun finishes setting.

But don't budge until then. Stay here, just like this...

Gold Ship

Huh? You sure that's long enough? You won after all. There's no telling what I'll get up to after this.

Mejiro McQueen

That's fine... It's summer after all!

Gold Ship

What's summer got to do with it? Geez, now I'm talking like you! You're good... Really good!

Mejiro McQueen

Hehe, hey, stop moving! Ahahaha!