Side Story 1

My apologies for disturbing your rest, Human God. An urgent matter has arisen that requires your attention.

It's... about the provisional Vanguards...

For an incident like this to occur so soon after their provisional appointments... The fault lies with me and the Combat Support Division for failing to supervise them properly.

I sincerely apologize, Human God.

U-Um... to be fair, I don't think any of them meant any harm... So maybe there are some mitigating circumstances...

Officer Kim. You should reflect on this as well. Provisional or otherwise, those four are the Human God's Vanguards.

When a Vanguard causes trouble, criticism isn't directed at them alone. It also falls upon the Human God who accepted them into his service.

Y-Yes ma'am... sniff...

The provisional Vanguards seem to have left the walls without authorization.

More specifically, Ms. Kalina, Ms. Osla, and Ms. Erneste went out on their own. Ms. Bella only went along to stop the others.

Given their abilities, I doubt they'd be defeated by Abominations. My concern is the opposite.

Yes. If they continue fighting outside the walls, prolonged exposure may cause Oblivia to take hold. In the worst-case scenario, they could lose themselves... or become Abominations.

As long as they remain within the reach of your blessing, Human God, they have little to fear. However, repeated exposure to Abominations while separated from you inevitably leads to Oblivia.

Each of them possesses tremendous power. If even one of them were to succumb, it's impossible to predict how much damage they could cause.

Of course, Oblivia does not progress that rapidly. Even so, we must prepare for the possibility.

Human God... if you would permit it...

...Thank you, Human God.

Officer Yeon, if I may, don't you think you're worrying a little too much?

It's not like they'd run into enough Abominations to get swallowed up by Oblivia in a single day.

They'll probably be back by dinner like nothing happened, won't they?

...Ga-young.

Y-Yes! I'll prepare a helicopter and set up GPS tracking right away so you can depart immediately, Human God!

Then we'll be counting on you, Human God.

Yes. The mere presence of Rifts and Abominations is enough to devastate everything around them.

Until now, our priority has been protecting Neo Seoul behind those walls. But that may no longer be the case. The Federation now has you, Human God.

Exactly! With the Human God on our side, wiping out the Abominations someday doesn't sound impossible anymore!

I hope to see that day come.

Human God. From here on, I believe we should proceed on foot.

Understood. I'll make the necessary preparations.

Even after fighting Abominations like this, I don't feel any different at all. The Human God's blessing really is amazing.

It's the very reason the Human God's existence is so vital to modern society.

No matter how exceptional they may be, soldiers and refugees from worlds such as Noctis Nebula cannot escape Oblivia.

That's true. Up until now, long periods of rest were basically mandatory after Abomination suppression.

Actually... I have heard rumors that there are other ways to lower Oblivia.

Rumors remain rumors.

If an effective method truly existed, it would already be in widespread use. Unless, perhaps, the cost of using it wasn't something people wished to reveal.

I guess that makes sense.

Which is precisely why, Officer Kim, you'd be better served focusing your attention on supporting the Human God rather than entertaining uncertain rumors.

Yes, ma'am! I'll devote myself to supporting the Human God day and night!

Just like you do, Secretary! You're always checking your phone in case the Human God calls, even after work!

Yes, just like...

…Oh?

Ahem. The Combat Support Division's foremost duty is to assist the Human God.

I merely keep myself prepared in case you require my assistance.

But you keep looking at it even after you've gone home. It's almost like you're waiting for a text from your...

The Vanguards' GPS signals aren't far from here.

We should move at once!

Huh? Officer, wait for me!

According to the GPS signal, if we continue this way...

Officer Yeon? Is something wrong?

One of the signals is approaching us rapidly.

Kalina of the Mirewood, huntress of the marshes, greets the Human God.

My lord... what brings you so far beyond the walls?

You left the walls without authorization.

Do you truly believe it's acceptable for the Human God's Vanguards to leave his side without even informing him?

I have no excuse. My apologies, Human God.

A group of refugees requested an escort from the Twilight Watchers.

Answering the pleas of the people is the duty of a noble. I couldn't in good conscience turn them away.

Within the Twilight Watchers, only Vice-Captain Moriana and I are capable of leading an assignment such as this.

However, Moriana was called away by an urgent matter. As such, I had little choice but to come myself.

I should have informed you before acting. Please forgive me, Human God.

H-human God...

Oh my...

......

Then I shall make certain to report to you before acting from now on.

Better yet, I simply won't leave your side again. Day or night, indoors or out... Whether on the road... or in your bedchamber.

I believe that's generally referred to as stalking.

Even I think that's a little too much.

In any case, even if Ms. Kalina had her reasons... Why did Ms. Magnatira and Ms. Mansgardt leave the walls?

The moment they heard I was heading out on an escort mission, they insisted on accompanying me.

At the moment, they're protecting the refugees alongside the other Twilight Watchers.

Lady Kalina! I have an urgent matter to report!

Abominations have suddenly appeared and launched an attack!

The Watchers and the newly arrived warriors are holding them back, but...

I'll be there shortly. Return at once and aid the others.

Yes, my lady!

Yes, Human God! Come. Let us drive back the Abominations.

You defeated that many Abominations without breaking a sweat...!

Could you truly be the one we've only heard about in rumors...?

This is the Human God who descended upon the Federation. And the lord to whom I now pledge my service.

Your lord...? Lady Kalina... have you truly become one of the Human God's Vanguards?!

Fufu...

Only provisionally...

Amazing! As expected of Lady Kalina!

There's no need for such excitement. Devoting both body and soul to one's lord is simply a noble's duty.

Then the Human God's stipend will finally reach the Twilight Watchers! This will make maintaining the Watchers so much easier!

The Swamp Elf nobility really is struggling that much financially? At this point, I'm starting to feel a little sorry for them.

Officer Kim. Please refrain from unnecessary commentary.

Yesss...

I have to tell Vice-Captain Moriana and everyone else this wonderful news!

That can wait. First, find out where the warriors who accompanied me have gone. My lord wishes to know their whereabouts.

Yes, my lady!

We should be able to catch up with the others before long, Human God.

Then I shall lead the way.

Fortunately, the refugees' route overlaps with the path the other Vanguards took.

If we deal with any Abominations we encounter along the way, the remaining Watchers will be more than capable of escorting them safely.

That's a relief.

Then let's not keep them waiting. I, too, am eager to see the others again.

Lady Kalina, I've brought the warrior you requested.

You've done well. Return to your post.

Understood.

Greetings, Human God. I'm sorry for heading out on my own.

I'm glad to hear that.

The Human God is right. Ms. Bella bears no responsibility in this matter. You only accompanied the others in an attempt to stop them.

Do you know where everyone else is?

They sensed Abominations nearby and ran off to investigate.

I heard that you and the others were on your way, so I stayed behind to wait.

They couldn't have gone very far, I'll guide you to them.

But... before that... May I ask one small favor?

I'd like to offer a prayer for those who have ascended. They had lives of their own once... before they became Abominations.

A noble sentiment. Though it seems some are determined to interrupt Bella's moment of compassion.

Huh...? Ah!

Abominations approaching. We'll deal with them.

May the Goddess's grace guide you at the crossroads that lie ahead...

......

Thank you for waiting, Human God.

Your kindness never fails to touch my heart.

It only makes me look forward even more to the day I can serve both you and the Goddess as divine spouses.

Wait... you're seriously still planning that?

Of course! The Goddess is very pleased with the idea. Honestly, if it were up to Her, we'd probably be making preparations for the ceremony already...

...Ahem. Perhaps this isn't the appropriate place for such a discussion. Come. We should go find the others.

No, not really... I assumed they came out to help Sister Kalina as well.

...I seriously doubt that.

I find it difficult to believe either of them acted out of such selfless intentions.

Erneste did seem to be up to something.

Either way, we'll have our answer soon enough.

That's Ms. Erneste and Ms. Osla!

Looks like they're surrounded by Abominations!

Understood, Human God.

Whatever explanation they may have can wait until after we've dealt with the Abominations.

Ms. Magnatira. Ms. Mansgardt. I believe it's time you explained yourselves.

Why did you leave the walls without authorization?

W-We were helping Miora with her mission...

Did Ms. Kalina ask for your assistance?

Well...

But helping people who need it is just the right thing to do, isn't it? You'd do the same, right?

Do not lie. If Ms. Bella had said that, I might have believed her. I find it highly unlikely that either of you acted out of pure altruism.

I-I mean... we really were trying to help people.

Exactly! We risked our lives to aid the helpless! Instead of questioning our goodwill, shouldn't you be rewarding us?

Your goodwill, you say? Then I assume you're both prepared to accept any burden or consequence that comes with helping others.

Very well. From this point forward, I shall prioritize the two of you for all Bureau civilian relief operations.

I'm sure you'll find great fulfillment in serving the public day and night.

Ugh. Yeah... no thanks.

Why should I have to do that?! Make the barbarian do it!

Then tell us the truth. Unless you'd prefer a future without weekends.

......

It was for rebuilding the Mansgardt Mercenary Company!

And what does that have to do with hunting Abominations?

How could it not?! Videos of people taking down Abominations get incredible view counts!

And if a beautiful mercenary captain appeared on camera encouraging people to enlist... Who wouldn't sign up?!

Speaking of which, please make sure to get my good side on camera.

Denied. As punishment for leaving without authorization, Ms. Mansgardt, your phone and social media privileges will be suspended for the foreseeable future.

Ack!!

And you, Ms. Magnatira? Why did you leave the walls?

I'd been cooped up inside the Sanctuary for too long. When I heard Kalina was heading out, I tagged along.

Cracking a few Abomination skulls helped me blow off some steam.

This is not a matter to be taken lightly. You understand the dangers of Oblivia better than most.

I'll be fine. Getting here from Noctis Nebula was way rougher than this.

Even if you intended to help, why abandon the refugees and charge ahead on your own? The Human God had to rescue them after they came under attack.

Yeah. That's on me. I didn't think they'd be coming from somewhere else too.

But there was a reason I went ahead.

And what reason would that be?

Come with me. I'll show you.

There. See that?

Are those... footprints?

Not human footprints. They seem to be tracks left by an Abomination.

Just judging by the size... Whatever made them must be huge.

Right? You can tell that this one's gonna be tough just by the smell.

Only a barbarian would judge an enemy by its smell. They're footprints. Nothing more.

You wouldn't get it. Once you've fought enough strong opponents, you start to feel these things. Guess you're still too little for that.

Who are you calling little?! It's only because something like this hardly qualifies as a threat to me!

Whether Ms. Magnatira's intuition is accurate remains to be seen. However... If a dangerous Abomination truly lies ahead, eliminating it before it can threaten civilians would be the prudent course of action.

Any threat along the refugees' route should be removed before it becomes a problem.

The drone just picked something up! Ms. Osla was right. There's a large Abomination up ahead.

Now that's what I've been waiting for! Come on! Let's hunt something worth killing!

Phew... That hit the spot. Nothing clears the cobwebs out of your head like cracking a few Abomination skulls.

It appears Ms. Magnatira's instincts were correct. That Abomination exceeded the others in both size and strength.

Even so, it hardly amounted to a worthy opponent for my swordsmanship. Now then, shall we return?

Agreed. We still have an escort mission to see through to the end.

Still... Doesn't this strike anyone else as strange?

What do you mean, Sister Ga-young?

Where did something like that even come from? An Abomination that large should've been discovered and reported ages ago.

There is still much we do not understand about Abominations. The emergence of an unknown variant would not be unprecedented.

Maybe... But I still can't shake this uneasy feeling.

In any case, we should prepare to ret, Wait.

There are more tracks. And they weren't left by a single creature.

They're leading deeper into the forest. What would you have us do, Human God?

Then if there are more of them, we'll just smash those too! Come on! Let's go!

Please don't get too carried away, Sister Osla...

W-Wait... Three of them?! There are three giant Abominations?!

How could creatures of this magnitude have gone unnoticed...?

We'll have time for answers later. For now, we fight.

Now this is more like it! I'll send every last one of them flying!

Now that I think about it... There's definitely something off about this place.

These cages... And the vials scattered all over the ground...

Hold on. That mark on the vials... Isn't that...?

The emblem of the Savers of Interdimensional Humankind.

Then if we put all of this together...

I sincerely hope that isn't the case. Unfortunately, the evidence points toward that conclusion.

Officer Kim and I will investigate the Savers of Interdimensional Humankind more thoroughly.

Yes, Human God! We'll get to the bottom of this!

Then let's get moving. We've got what we came for.

The Watchers and the refugees are still waiting for us as well.

And I have several episodes of television to catch up on.

Everyone... Aren't you forgetting something important?

Forgetting? What are you talking about?

The matter of the Human God's Vanguards leaving the walls without permission.

Ugh!

Ms. Kalina and Ms. Bella had circumstances worth considering. I intend to take that into account. As for Ms. Magnatira and Ms. Mansgardt... I suggest you prepare yourselves.

W-Wait... We found all these clues because we came out here, didn't we?

Exactly! If anything, shouldn't we be rewarded?!

Request denied.

Haha... Try to stay strong, you two...

That goes for you as well, Officer Kim. You failed to stop them.

W-Wait! Why am I getting dragged into this?!

Since the Human God himself has given his blessing... Let's conclude our business here and return. I must say... I'm rather looking forward to it.

Human God! Human God! Is it true?

I definitely heard about it!

I know everything! You took an social media picture with Erneste, didn't you?

Erneste's been bragging nonstop about it!

I even heard that the video was a huge hit.

Erneste says it's all thanks to her good looks…

I can't tolerate it! Anyone else, maybe, but Erneste bragging? Absolutely not.

Of course, it's about getting a two-shot with the Human God and posting it on social media!

Ga-young said, if I take the picture, she'll post it for me!

You all! Seriously! Just barging in on the Human God without any permission…

Hmph! We're also part of the Human God's Vanguard!

Right! Our pasts and our status are different now. Chae-young should start treating us differently, too.

I mean, we're the Vanguards of the God, we should maintain close distance to serve him.

I don't mind getting closer in every way, body and soul.

… Sigh…

Fine, let's say that's true. But how do none of you understand that even the Human God needs some time alone now and then?

Obviously, it's more fun when we're all together!

From my experience of a century living in a group, spending time alone just leads to overthinking.

… Sigh… I'd like to get angry, but it feels like it'll only ruin my own mood, so I'll stop.

After all, the decision is made by Human God.

Human God? Please give the order. Whether you want to throw them out or take an SNS photo with them and then censor it, anything is possible.

What? Censor it? It's not even a porn!

Could you please stop watching those kinds of things… no, just do whatever you want to do.

Well… it's the Human God, after all.

Tch… I guess there's no other choice.

For the record, I can go uncensored.

I don't even want to know what you mean by that. You're probably just going to find a way to worm your way out of it anyway.

Just quietly wait for his orders.

Your orders, Human God.

…

Sob...

Oh! It worked!

I told you! He's not the kind of heartless guy who would make two pretty ladies cry!

… Being too soft on them isn't always a good thing.

Well, I guess there's no helping it. Your heartful side… it's one of your best qualities.

Oh! I can tell just by your eyes! You're allowing it, right? I'm so happy I could almost pass out!

O Human God, I am bound by the grandness of your love!

Please stop with that pathetic acting.

Oh… Erneste was right. This really does work.

Alright… let's stop here before Chae-young burst into anger.

…

Sigh… Have you thought about where to shoot? And let me be clear, don't you dare inconvenience the Human God.

Don't worry. We're doing an indoor shoot.

Our training facility is amazing! We'll score big just with the background, trust me.

Alright then, what about the content?

We're both here, right? Obviously, it's fitness.

Just seeing our beautifully trained bodies will have people commenting, 'OMG~! You look so gorgeous!'

… Alright. Let's see if it goes the way you want.

Then… Human God, we'll start preparing for the shoot. Please feel free to rest in the meantime.

Alright, you two, come along. Let's hear what exactly you've got in mind for the shoot.

Don't worry!

Our plan is perfect!

Heh, I might just end up falling in love for myself.

I must have looked amazing on camera, right?

I mean, I'm the model here. Osla, as for you… well, I'm sure it was just okay.

Hmph, just don't go crying over the comments.

... You all… first, go thank the soldiers.

Yes. Yes.

In a moment.

Now. If you don't do it right now, I'm really going to lose my temper.

… Uh… Alright. One should know how to show gratitude.

Ugh… I was just about to go.

… I apologize for bothering you with their delusions.

Sigh… I hope that, after reading the comments, the two of them come to their senses…

No. The comments aren't the problem, soon enough, they'll have a much bigger issue to deal with…

…

For now, I'll take my leave.

Thank you for your efforts, Human God.

Ah! Human God, did you sleep well last night?

I heard rumors that those two fools caused you a lot of trouble last night.

Phew… It's a problem that those two, who are definitely old enough to know better, are still so immature.

They put no effort into anything and are just captivated by the glitter in front of them.

A true celebrity always strives to dig up new content.

They're just trying to milk from old videos...

While watching some old footage, I came across something labeled as a study video.

Just a woman preparing for a civil service recruitment exam without even showing her face, and yet the video got an incredible number of views.

Take a look at this video.

Heh… Do you really think so?

We cannot grow by merely repeating the past!

We're going to make a video of praying in silence.

Bella's passionate prayers… will undoubtedly get a huge number of views.

I figured that if I show myself praying… it might help, even just a bit, with spreading our beliefs.

I was planning to ask you when I go up for our mountain prayers, so it's perfect timing...

On a quiet night like tonight, we'll go up the mountain to pray with clear hearts.

Hehehehe. Bella's faith is really something beautiful to witness.

Human God… since the way up there is rather dangerous… would it be alright if we asked you to accompany us?

I'd really appreciate iiiiiit…

Please...

Hehehe! Thank you, Human God!

I'll see you when we're ready to leave!

I'll go prepare now~!

Hehehehehe…

Don't worry. We won't do a face reveal.

Thank you so much for your efforts~!

Alright, I'll handle the setup, so Bella, please start praying.

Yes! It's lovely to see you too!

Hehehehehe. With this, a huge success is guaranteed.

The unfortunate part is that I couldn't get Bella to wear a bunny girl outfit.

This is what we call a win-win.

If we become SNS stars with this…

Many people said they would believe in the Goddess of Twigs! They also thanked her!

Thank you, Human God!

Oh... Umm...

Ah, I'll explain that part.

Great Human God, our video hasn't gone viral yet.

So, we're trying to come up with some new content.

Human God, are you familiar with gold panning?

Well then, this conversation should be much easier.

It is usually said that it is easy to collect near rivers or lakes close to gold mines.

We just found a great spot near the abandoned mine.

Bella seemed to find it interesting watching Ernesteo filming...

This time, I decided to help with the shooting.

Hehe, alright, let me explain.

You see, panning for gold is all about…

Do you understand now?

If you understand, it seems the conversation will be easier.

It is usually said that it is easy to collect near rivers or lakes close to gold mines.

We just found a great spot near the abandoned mine.

Bella seemed to find it interesting watching Ernesteo filming...

This time, I decided to help with the shooting.

Um… there is one problem, though.

Apparently, abominations are often spotted by that stream…

So, Human God, would you please le... huh?

Ummm... T-thank you!

Then I'll get ready swiftly. I'll also notify the other Vanguards.

Thank you, Human God~!

Please get ready~!

I don't mind if my face is shown… but I don't want to cause trouble for the Human God, so… please film a bit lower.

Alright~! Don't worry!

Ah! That's right! It could be boring!

Well done, Sister Kalina~!

Let's hope this one turns out well.

I hope we get a better reaction this time…

…

Today, I've gathered everyone here because I have a few things to say.

I think you all know why, don't you?

…

…

... I'm sorry...

I didn't do anything wrong.

Be quiet.

…

First, the fitness video. How did it turn out?

… It got restricted.

"Of course! The views were low, but you filmed the Rift Defense Force losing during training…

The video was restricted at the request of the Rift Defense Force.

It's very obvious. Plus, the account got suspended as a bonus.

…

Oh… how unfortunate.

Grr…

Kalina, this isn't the time for tsking, is it? The gold panning video too…

Seriously!!! It's just that their minds are dirty as a gutter! How on earth did that get flagged as inappropriate content?

If you can't make sense of it, let's just move on.

And Ms. Erneste?

Anyway, it's not my fault!

Ms. Erneste, this is mostly your fault.

At least others made the video out of sheer naivety…

But you, Erneste, intentionally did something wrong.

That's why the account was deleted, wasn't it?

And that's only because Bella's body is too seductive! It's not my fault! I don't get it!

Well, it doesn't matter if you get it or not.

Whether you get it or not, Erneste, you're banned from SNS for the next month, and your device will be confiscated.

Th-that's ridiculous…

How am I supposed to read web novels, watch comics, or catch up on dramas?

Who knows…? I'm sure you'll manage, Ms. Erneste… You always do.

Grr... damn...

And finally, Bella?

I'm sorryyy…

Sigh… Bella, from now on, don't believe everything your friends tell you.

… I'm sorryyy…

What is it?

What, what's this? Why does Bella get off so easily?

From the attitude of genuinely reflecting on her mistake to the lack of ill intent…

She's not entirely without fault, but it's minor enough to let slide.

It's unfair! Objection!!!

No. Overruled!

Tch!!!!!!

Oh, and on top of that, we'll be taking part in a joint operation with the military to exterminate abominations.

We've agreed to cooperate as a form of apology to the military, so make sure you all attend.

It's close enough that we can walk.

… Well… at least it'll keep things from getting boring. Though walking is annoying…

Let's go get ready. It's been a while since we've walked somewhere.

This can't be real!

… Let's hurry… The faster we get ready, the sooner we'll arrive.

Human God, with all due respect…

I've been waiting for this day for the past few days.

I am satisfied.

And now, there won't be any more of them bothering you, trying to become SNS celebrities.

… If the Human God wishes it, we will do as you wish.

I thought you might say that.

The helicopter is on standby. No need for us to walk all the way there.

The Vanguards insisted on walking back, so I let them go.

It seems they were moved after seeing the soldiers marching and struggling without any blessings beside them.

Bella even mentioned feeling guilty about taking the helicopter and fighting under divine protection.

Well, of course, there are people like Ms. Kalina and a few others…

It seems like those who've experienced hardships tend to take it too lightly, perhaps because they know what it's like.

Osla was actually in a military with loose discipline, so I guess that's understandable…

But Swamp Elf military has quite strict discipline, yet seeing Kalina take it so casually...

Still, isn't it a relief that they at least show some signs of regret?

We also completed two years of military training, so… we know how it is. It will be helpful for the Vanguards to get at least some experience with military life.

It might be a good idea to respond to military requests like this more often.

… It would definitely be lovely walking this path with you, Human God.

That loveliness! I want to feel it too!

Mmm...

Um... Um...

No… it's just that I received this strange letter… I'm wondering whether I should report it to the Human God or not.

He's already busy enough...

Eep! H-human God!

Aww... Um...

"Recently, the Savers summoned a demon."

"But, after conducting a few experiments, they decided it was useless and have left it alone."

"That's a mistake they're making because they don't understand demons."

"A demon's power comes not only from its inherent strength but also from the knowledge it gains as it grows."

"If the Human God defeats them and takes control of the demon, it will definitely be of great help."

"Maybe not immediately, but someday."

"I've marked the demon's location on the map at the back."

"I sincerely hope you gain control over the demon."

"From someone who always watches over you."

The current problem isn't just about the demon…

They also know about the existence of the Human God and even the address, which only the Bureau of Rift Management executives are supposed to know.

And on top of that, it feels a bit like stalking…

It's hard to just ignore it… and strangely, there's nothing on the surveillance cameras.

I really don't know how to handle this.

It's not like we don't already have enough places to be moving around right now.

Phew...

I'm not certain, but they seem to have pretty impressive intel…

So it's not unlikely.

But we need to think about what exactly they mean by a demon.

Are they talking about an abomination…

Or some kind of creature from another dimension…

Or perhaps a real demon…

Huh? Oh… are you really sure about this?

For example, what if it's a setup or… oh… Well, I guess all the Savers already ran away… and there aren't any other Human Gods around right now…

So there's no danger to you, Human God.

… Hmm…

Just thinking about it being a demon… gives me chills…

Alright, if you wish it, Human God…

I'll get everything ready then… Call me through the device when it's time to depart…

Look over there! Those guys over there, right?

I can see a group confronting each other ahead.

There's a group ahead in a standoff.

Hold on. Those guys... are they arguing with each other...?

Hmm? Those guys... I feel like I've seen them before.

Their uniforms look like those of The Bureau of Rift Management soldiers, but...

Why are they with that abomination...?

...I've requested an ID verification just now. If it's true... It's unforgivable.

We must detain them at once! Human God! On your orders!

...Roger. Everyone, stand by.

For the sake of gathering information, it might be better than acting hastily.

You 'demon' scum! What did you just say?!

You came all the way here, and now you say you can't grant my wish?!

You crazy bastards! Conversion is beyond my ability!

I'll offer everything, my soul, my family, whatever it takes!

Just for a year... no, even for a single day is enough!

Turn me into a "pure-hearted middle school girl"!

You crazy bastard! Do you think that's even possible?!

I just don't get it! Why do you even want to be a middle school girl in the first place?!

I'm done as a man anyways. So, I'd rather become a middle school girl

What the hell is that ridiculous crap...

You don't understand!

It doesn't matter whether I understand or not... My demonic dominion is 'lust-infused dream'!

It's not that I'm unwilling... I truly don't have the power to do it!!!

We're doomed... We'll never become "middle school girls"...

Hey! You're a demon, so obviously you should take our souls and grant the wish, right?!

Hiss! You You infuriating bastards!

If my merciful and lustful mother finds out that I was accidentally summoned by these cheap bastards...

She'll turn you into slaves for the Palace of Pleasure!

If things go wrong, I might end up getting obliterated too!

Crap... This is getting worse. What's our plan now?!

Coming all the way here....

Are you telling me to give up on being a "cute, innocent middle school girl"?

Are you serious right now? Did you forget what we smuggled out?!

Maybe it's better to somehow cover it up... Even now...

... ....

If you've had enough, will you just fuck off already?

It's absolutely revolting to even breathe the same air as you.

...As long as the people here keep it a secret...

Hey... do you think it would be that easy?

Pathetic fuckheads like you could never keep your mouths shut!!!

If I head back to the Palace of Pleasure right now, I'll make you work until you're begging for death.

Understand? You worthless fuckheads!

Kyahahaha!

...This bastard dares?!

Let's kill it.

What?

If it ever reaches The Great Oracle's ears... What are you really going to do then?

So now you want to kill the one we called here?

There's no other way.

Look, at that size... it's not even that big...

Could we maybe take care about it?

Huh...? W-What? What are you guys even thinking...?

...Well... should we just shoot him?

Hiss! You dare try to hurt ME? YOU?

I-I am! The 216th son of Vasva, who is the 17th vassal of Askal, who is favored in the Palace of Pleasure!

You're nothing but a pathetic loser!

Just shoot him.

A-are you serious?! Is no one here?! I'm about to be obliterated!!!!

Looks like those cultists are really pissed off now.

Looks like... negotiations with the demon have failed.

The situation looks bad. I really hope we're not too late...

Huh? If they kill each other off, wouldn't that be good for us?

What?! Absolutely not!

Ms. Magnatira, have you forgotten our purpose for coming here?

If it's truly a summoned demon, then it's a potential enemy! We need to capture it now and extract information.

He's a demon. If it's a real summoned demon, shouldn't we kill it?

...The judgment will be made by Human God.

True... a demon's anatomy... this is an experience no one else could have... The subordinates will love hearing about it later.

Damn it... This really sucks...

And Kalina, didn't your subordinates don't really like your stories?

How could that be...

No choice. It's the command of Human God.

Roger. Everyone! To your positions!

Got it. Everyone! To your positions!

So easy, isn't it...

Why are they so weak? Is it a lack of protein or something?

Yeah! Weaklings! Serves you right, kihihihi!

...Hey, what the hell?

Hehe... You guys are here to save me, right?

Good... very good....

But... Aaah!!!! It's a god!!!

Took you long enough, didn't it?

Heck...!

Ahem…

I am a messenger of the God... sent here...

Back off! Who do you think you are, shoving that ugly mug in here?!

It's been a long time since I've seen such a hideous creature.

Had I run into that thing in the woods, I might have just cut that down on sight.

H-hideous?!

Isn't that so? It looks like... like some sort of...

Anyway, it just looks like something you'd want to kick, right?

You insignificant bitches!

I'll chain you up and make you toil for eternity in the blazing sea of lust like breeding sows!

...Shut up. Who the hell are you?

You wretched mortal scums!

Could you, even after perceiving my presence, could you help but tremble and pissing yourself in fear, kneeling and bowing in submission?

What's this demon rambling on about?

No idea... probably just a fuckhead.

I am...

I-I am! The 216th son of Vasva, who is the 17th vassal of...

...Askal, who is favored in the Palace of Pleasure!

Who?

Hiss!!! The very Incubus!

What?! This tiny thing... is an incubus?!

A bullshit, isn't it? Incubi are supposed to be... like suave, pretty guys, aren't they?

Though this is the first time I've seen a demon like this...

Certainly, just like it says in the soldier's manual... there's an unpleasant feeling.

It might not be an incubus, but it definitely is a demon.

Oh yeah? Even it's a tiny, pathetic, insignificant, and all over that, shit-looking this much?

Sure, keep spouting your nonsense!

Anyway, since you bought me some time to escape, I'll spare your lives.

Farewell, pathetic mortals! I am leaving!

I'll see you again soon in a dream! Then, I'll make you scream!

Where the hell do you think you're trying to escape to, punk?

No need to worry. Once that hook blade grabs hold, there's no running away.

Grr…

What is this? It's even slow...

I should have grabbed it with my bare hands.

... ...!

This demon is...

Wait...?

Hey... Hey! What is that priest of Twisted Twat's bitch doing here...?

Fuck off!!! Stay away from me!!!

Silence!

Oof..

Human God? May I explain the situation to you?

... ....

Incubi are, originally, beings that only exist in legends in our world...

Without someone trying 'Demon's Summoning Rite'...

...it cannot be summoned to this world.

Yes, it's certain that The Savers conducted a descent ritual here using the ancient tomes.

Look, the blasphemous statues are arranged according to the ritual pattern, right?

Although, it seems there was a bit of confusion in summoning the target...

Now that it's been officially summoned to this land, 'this thing' is not something to be taken lightly.

I'm sorry for interrupting.

Our goal is to secure the sample.

Harming the target...

...is not acceptable.

If possible, it's best to use a carrot-and-stick approach.

Oh... Yeon Chae-young, you're pretty smart, huh?

Especially the 'stick'... I'm curious what kind of stick it'll be.

…

If we manage to make the incubus submit... it could be far more useful than killing it.

Even in our church, we used to subjugate them and make use of them as servants in the past...

Will you leave this task to me?

...Human God? Please give the order on what to do.

...Understood.

... ....

I ask the irredeemable sinner standing before the judgment of the Split Twigs...

I will reveal that name to the world and present it as shackles!

I shall reveal that name to the world and gift you with shackles!

In that name, I shall bind you!

N-name? Th-that kind of thing... uh, I don't have one...?

O incubus bound by endless desire! May you be chained by your true name and gain liberation!

I-I told you, I don't have anything like a true name...?

No one can utter lies before the judgment of the Split Twigs!

Graaah!! I-I don't have one! I have no true name!

Even after all this, no name... Could it be... Hmm... ah, I see.

This thing' must be a "lesser demon" that doesn't even possess a true name.

In that case, Human God? Now is the time!

Quickly, grant 'that thing' a true name! If a great being like Human God bestows a name...

That will become its true name.

Hey! Out of nowhere?! Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up!

All demons receive their true name from their mother as soon as they are born.

Of course, only those who are worthy...

This was just not worth it.

Otherwise, it must be a lesser demon summoned at the moment of its birth.

If we assign 'this thing' a true name first, we can use that name to make it our servant.

O mighty and lascivious Mother Cow, look upon me with pity...

No!!! Stop it! You crazy bastard!!!

A name? How about "Bippu"? Or maybe... "Puppi"? Either way, doesn't it sound like something dumb as fuck?

Honestly, that sounds amusing... but step back for now. Human God is considering it.

I-I am! The incubus that stands alone, unwavering!

I govern over blood! Death! And Damnation! I can't accept such a name!

Should we go with an onion net? It seems similar...

Hahaha... The onion net is a bit too much. It's even more stupid-ass than bippu.

It's a bit funny, I admit. A petty name would make it easier to use. And it wouldn't be able to betray us either.

... ....

I could butcher you all!

Silence!

Grrrk... Kehh...

Human God?

... ....

The opportunity to choose my name...?

H-human God? You can't give 'this thing' a control!

To control this...

Only the rightful master must be the one to bestow it a true name...

Hee... Heehee! Yes, yes....

If the great 'God' commands it...

Should we decide quickly?

Darn it! If that's the case, Rattlebag! I will choose my true name as 'Rattlebag!'

Kheeheehee!

Huh...?

Well done. Having their existence denied... the pain of an demon's disobedience will only grow stronger.

Red... Red dead...

Aaaaaaargh!!!!

... ....

Hee... Hee... Red-dead...

What is it?

Do you not like the true name given by the Human God?

!?!?!?!

Red-Dead-Damnation... That's a really good name... Yes....

Huh? It suddenly became very docile.

So, Red-Dead-Damnation? Shouldn't you say thank you?

So... Anyway, yes.... Thank you for saving me....

Thank you so much... damn it!

Oh. By the way, earlier... didn't you say you'd make us into sows or something?

Oh~! What kind of nonsense is that?!

In that case, you owe this beautiful being an apology, don't you?

O-Of course... b-beauti... beau... bu... bu...

...bulky tree trunk-like muscle-bound fat bitch!!"

You lanky ass elf bitch! You should just die already!

I may have groveled before a god, but that doesn't mean I'll bow to you...

…

…

…

Kalina, shall we play some soccer? It's been a long time.

Osla, soccer... How about soccer? Red-Dead-Damnation?

??

Oh...

Hehehe... Now you finally recognize me.

Soccer... that's the one where you kick a ball, isn't it? Glad I took a peek at that guy's dream earlier.

Alright. Among allies... I'll let what happened earlier slide.

How about we bond a bit over a game of soccer?

Indeed.

It's going to be a fun time playing soccer.

…

…

Human God! Human God! We've discovered something amazing!

That's lit!

Alright, speak up. Quickly!

Are you asking because you want to play soccer again?

Grr…

There are brothers in the Rift, connected to the Earth…

Aaaaaaargh!!!!

Isn't it hilarious? He accidentally confessed while playing soccer.

But whenever I tell this story, his body trembles as if he's cursed or something.

It's a really interesting creature… though its mouth is filthy…

Well, it could be.

Sure, some other idiots could summon it, but… if it's just a small fry like this, is it really a problem?

… Huh? Is it actually a problem?

That's the part I was most worried about!

We should swiftly eliminate incubi! And bring peace to this world!

You traitor!

I just serve loyally…

Then I'll do it too, I'll help to elminate them!

It's unfair if you're the only one…

Hmph.

But… how do we even know which Rift it is…

Don't worry! Yeon Chae-young will take care of that.

Let's just prepare for the expedition!

Now that I think about it, Osla was right.

Human God, we will step back to prepare for the battle!

Glad the battle ended smoothly.

But still, these beings… they give off a different kind of uncanny compared to abominations.

And Officer Kim, you did well too.

Thanks to you, we've managed to eliminate a nearby threat completely.

Phew… at least it's all over peacefully.

That's a relief…

Anyway, Re-De-Da?

What is it, bitch?

Since they were interrupting the conversation, I sent Ms. Magnatira and Ms. Kalina away to calm things down…

Do you want me to bring them back?

Hahahahaha!!!!

I have gained great power!

That muscular bitch and that tall bitch are no match for me now!

This overwhelming strength!

Bow before me, you pitiful Human God! I am the new god of the Rift…

Again! This damn demon!!!

… Gah… No way!!! I gained power, and yet…

As expected, it's putting lipstick on a pig. The power-up is limited.

No way! Dammit!!!!!!

And since when did you start speaking so informally to the Human God…

Do you want to be schooled?

... Kh...

No, it's not that.

Very well. I'll be watching you.

…

Sigh… That's why I always tell you not to sin...

Are we done here then? Are we heading back home?

Officer Kim has been doing overtime lately…

You've done well. If the Human God approves, let's go back now. Let's head back.

Yes, I'll prepare for our return.

Thank you for your hard work, Human God.

... ....

Oh! Human God? You're here?

Hmm...

We don't know either. Yeon Chae-young just told us to gather here in anger.

This tyranny is getting worse and worse.

She's oppressing us like this for no good reason…

Just be honest. Who did something stupid to make Yeon Chae-young this mad?

Magnatira? Was it you? Miora? Was it you?

Statistically speaking, Erneste, wouldn't it most likely be you?

When we get scolded once, you're scolded at least three times, aren't you?

I am a victim of unjust oppression. You getting scolded is nothing but reaping what you sow, isn't it?

… What's there to say, really.

Ah..! Here comes Yeon Chae-young.

Human God? What made you visit such a humble gathering like this?

Understood. It was something I planned to report separately, but…

I'll go ahead and address it now…

…

Understood.

Heh. This is a great opportunity. Yeon Chae-young oppresses us unjustly…

Two things.

There are two things I will explain.

So, it really was both of you, Osla and Erneste, who were at fault.

Be quiet.

…

Who did this?

Whoa!!!!!! That's sick! Were you two planning to work in a place like this? Seriously?

It's kind of hard to call you two 'chicks'...

Silence!

Why would something so disgraceful be delivered to a place where the Human God is present?!

No! It wasn't us, absolutely not!

There's no way we would do something so indecent.

Human God, all mail entering this place is inspected.

But this is the first time something this vulgar has arrived.

Even worse, it was boldly addressed to "Vanguard Trainee"... Duh...

For the first time today, I had to ask Censoring Dept. to keep secret.

This event has severely damaged the Human God's reputation.

We can't just let this slide.

I'm telling you, this is the first time I've ever seen this!

It's definitely those two. You can't just sell your dignity as women because you're hungry. Seriously...

If it wasn't me, then it must be one of those two. How about we check the hidden camera I set up?

Quiet!

This isn't working. I was willing to let it go with just a warning if someone confessed... But it seems that's not going to happen.

All three of you, follow me! We need to find out who's guilty!

It seems one of you two will be in trouble today.

It's not me, so why?

No! It's obvious it's one of those two! Why do I have to go too?!

Too late!

...Huh? That flyer...

Wait, Bella, how did you get that...?

Ah! That's the flyer I asked for!

???

M... Ms. Bella?

I was just looking for this.

Wait a minute! Bella, could you explain why you need this...?

Um… well, it's kind of embarrassing, but…

I, um, wanted to try taking up a part-time job!

A part-time job?!

Yes. Working at the hospital just isn't enough...

What was it, job agency? I met some man on the way there.

He said he'd introduce me to a good job opening... and asked me to go with him...

But Sister Chae-young told me not to just follow strangers. She said not to take business cards or anything from anyone...

So when I told him that, he said he would send me the flyer he was distributing.

So I asked him to send it to me.

It looks like quite a decent part-time job. All I have to do is sit and have a conversation.

... with some lonely people... It's meaningful, well-paid, and it's at night…

No experience needed, either. It's about cheering up lonely folks…

I thought I could do it. Plus, I could use it as an opportunity for my evangelism.

So, with this chance, I wanted to speak with people who are having a hard time, and share my devotion too...

….

Oh!!! This definitely is something.

I apologize. I thought it was one of you two.

You could have become a Saint in another sense, I suppose?

…

Anyway, it was good that you didn't follow him.

You did well by not bringing any flyers or business cards back. There's always the chance of being wiretapped...

Right?!

...But as for the rest, I don't even know where to begin pointing out the issues...

Pardon? Did I make a mistake...?

Yes. You made a big mistake. This job is not some kind of easy volunteer work.

What? But the man said it was just about providing counseling to lonely people?

Listen to the end!

Yes…

That job would have demanded Ms. Bella... to display... her... umm... sexual attraction... as a female...

...I'm sorry, Human God...

Anyway... this document will be disposed. And such part-time jobs are strictly forbidden.

Actually, Ms. Bella is prohibited from taking any part-time jobs apart from the hospital work.

What? But...

Listen.

Yes…

Next issue.

All of you... You asked for the Vanguard salaries to be deposited into a joint account...

Do you not realize this violates labor laws?

Uh... well...

Ahem...

The balance in our shared joint account ran out...

... ....

... Hehe...

A "shared account"?

Yes. That's why I was looking for a part-time job.

What the... You had to take on a part-time job because the shared account ran out of money...?

Let me explain. Before we came to Earth, we all lived together in Noctis Nebula, you know?

After coming to this world... it's been a bit tough.

Especially financially.

Yes. It was tough.

A long period of patience and endurance.

So, we made a joint account among ourselves.

We're all working together to settle well in this unfamiliar world.

... ....

For now at least.

Hold on, hasn't the salary not even been paid yet... And the only one working is Ms. Bella.

No, I'm also working with my subordinates on vigilante activities...

That's unpaid, isn't it!

So, Ms. Bella is the only one working... And four people were living off of that?

Sure, it seems like we could make it work if we save enough... Ms. Bella gets an extra allowance for medical duties, but even so...

That's the problem!

Hey, hey, Erneste. Got anything to say about the money situation?

What do you mean?

The movies, dramas, game streaming services you're using, what else was there?

Anyway, because of that, the shared account balance gets drained every month.

We all watch that stuff together! I registered all four of us for those services!

If anything, the problem is the cost of the protein powders that Magnatira keeps buying.

Those are still cheaper than meat!

Enough. Enough with the inner-shooting.

If we all save, we'll be fine...

The real problem is that your twenty subordinates are also relying on our shared funds!

WHAT???

Our money is being drained on their food and equipment, isn't it!?

...The equipment... I've been getting it fairly cheap with cross-border shopping.

So what I'm saying is, why is everyone using our shared money however they like?

Why are you so shameless?!

Compared to Bella, you're...

Well… actually…

I've also been donating a little to an organization that helps undernourished children…

Oh, so that's why we were short on money? I thought it was one of the Tortan or the elf...

Enough. It was Bella's money to begin with, wasn't it!?

Bella, you were doing something like that, huh...

Are you suddenly blaming Bella now? Don't you know any shame?

As of today, the shared account is forbidden. Why create reasons to blame each other in the first place?

Well…

This contract... breaking the account is a bit... difficult... I mean... impossible, actually.

It's bound by a contract.

What do you mean by that?

We understand that the shared account is inconvenient, and we want to break it if we can. Since we're getting salaries now!

Plus, we've decided that all of us will repay the money Bella has provided so far.

However, there's a conditional magic contract on this whole thing.

We used a spell to bring luck in exchange for using this shared account…

You made a contract like that?

Wait, putting aside the foolishness of using magic for something like this... What's the penalty of the conditional magic?

Conditional magic implies there must be some kind of penalty, right?

Infertility.

The contract magic makes anyone who breaks it infertile...

The violator won't be able to conceive.

…

Back then, it seemed like a good idea.

Exactly! Why should I have to watch how I spend my own money because of others? Damn it! With a magical condition like that, there's no way to break it.

I regret it now. But at the time, it seemed better than everyone keeping their own stash...

Enough.

…

Human God?

Are you aware that there's a company in charge of cleaning up the remains of the abominations we've dealt with recently?

Yes, it was already difficult to find manpower, so it was a tough situation to continue the contract with the company. Especially since it's a hard labor...

Why not assign that task to the current Vanguard trainees instead?

They need to burn off some energy anyway,

and they need cash on hand, don't they?

I am a noble! Such work is beneath me...

And I'm a Grand Champion!

I'm a proud Huntkeeper of Swamp, I can't do such things...

Silence!!!

If you refuse, I'll be collecting rent from everyone living here. Just letting you know, even a single room in this penthouse... you know how much it costs.

Damn it... that's dirty...

Resorting to threats is hardly dignified...

Tch...

Well then, I'll take that as unanimous agreement...

Human God, it seems there are already some areas disturbed by the abominations.

There is news that the abominations from the Mt. Namhan area are approaching Seoul.

If you are okay with it, Human God, may I suggest taking those people when dealing with the abominations?

Very well.

All of you.

From now on, you are not only responsible for the battle but also for the post-battle cleanup.

If you do this, I'll forget about the incident of exploiting Ms. Bella.

Dammit, I must say.

Sigh… Since I became one of the Blade Sisters, I've never had to do any cleaning.

Try to think positively. When I was a recruit 120 years ago, this was quite a regular task... …Let's use this chance to revisit our humble beginnings.

I'll make sure the Vanguards are ready for battle.

Just call them when you are willing to, Human God.

All wrapped up… Officer Kim looked tired, so I sent her home right away.

Phew… Memories of the past are flooding back. There was a war that took place when I was 115 years old.

Ugh… You've told that story over five times already! I'm feeling dizzy; I can't handle hearing it again!

That's right. And I've been thinking about it for a while now.

…

Alright, it's about time we all head back…

Yeon Chae-young, don't you have something to say to the three of us? Just letting you know, the three includes myself, Miora, and Magnatira.

… I never thought the day would come when I'd apologize to you all…

I'm sorry. It's clearly my fault for accusing you based on a misunderstanding.

Heheheheheheheheheheheh!!

Ah! What a joyful day! Yeon Chae-young is bowing her head!

Huh? But why is Yeon Chae-young apologizing?

What did she do wrong?

Fufu…

Are you guys idiots?

That talking bar part-timer! We didn't do anything wrong, yet we got scolded by Yeon Chae-young!

If it's the talking bar, you mean the one on the flyer, right?

Huh? Now that I think about it… why did we get scolded back then?

We can't just let this slide.

I've heard that on Earth, there's a custom of bowing down completely naked… For a true apology, that is.

Naked? R-really?

T-there's no such custom!

Human God, could you please say something…

It does exist. I definitely saw it in a video.

That's just fiction…

Are you going to let it slide again? You coward! Tyrant!

!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh!!! That sounds great.

How about recording it? To savor the moment of victory for a long time.

On SNS! We'll keep it private, just for us!

Ah, no way!

Yes way!

Yup!

Yes, it's happening.

I-I have something urgent to take care of… I'll just…

What! You're just running away? Isn't way too cowardly?

I was going to let you have at least your underwear on, if you accepted it obediently...

Well, she'll have to come to work tomorrow anyway, won't she? It's not like she've ever taken a vacation or skipped work.

Ah! I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

Hehehehe.

Don't be too crude about it. Let's keep it light.

Hmm… looks like we have another abomination here…

… Huh?

Wait, you're still not off work?

There have been some incidents involving abominations, so…

Oh, oh, is it because the Human God is here that you're working this hard late into the night?

But behind all that diligence, there's quite a bit of hidden intention, isn't there?

… When did you get here?

What are you doing up so late? Didn't I say that you should get enough sleep to stabilize estrogen levels?

Hehe… Like I'd ever pass up something this entertaining just for a bit of breast growth.

Furthermore… this is definitely a secret rendezvous by the midnight!

You sow! Are you planning to receive the Human God's seed tonight?!

…

I won't be too harsh on you… since I know those terrible words are because of the curse…

Just stop talking. Then there won't be any more mistakes, will there?

... Sniff... You're so mean because you're a femcel.

Even the Human God has to see how sneaky and lewd you are…

Silence!!

How did it come to this… having to hear such nonsense even working overtime…

Please, Human God, just ignore her.

… I haven't mentioned this to you yet, Human God.

Ms. Erneste is under a curse involving her speech.

It's a private matter, so I won't elaborate much…

But, doing such thing so reckless… tsk…

It's so unfair!!!! Anyone could fall for it... Sob...

Anyway, I heard that the conditions or the process of the curse can't be explained, right?

Shit!

Let's just leave Ms. Erneste alone… I will continue the report regarding the abomination.

Oh! You didn't notice? Or are you just being considerate and pretending not to? The Human God is always so thoughtful…

She doesn't have a partner, so all she does is work! And she's had exactly zero boyfriends her entire life! Hee! Hee! Hee!

...

Talking about me carelessly is unpleasant, but... that tone of voice is even more unpleasant.

Besides, with the situation in the Federation being this dire… do you really think romance is a priority right now?

Tsk.

Hey! Not being able to date is why she's trying to justify herself like that.

Well… I suppose those good days aren't going to last much longer anyway…

Ms. Erneste. I mean this, please remain silent for the next five minutes.

If you disrupt any official conversation from now on… you'll genuinely regret it.

Sniff...

I'm sorry. Let's go on with the abomination issues...

To begin with, the matter itself is quite simple.

It seems that an abomination has reappeared near the memorial park of Human God, where we dealt with last time.

Abominations are always around, but… for them to appear again this soon… it's definitely strange.

That's impossible. If it were something as significant as a new Rift forming… it would have been detected in Seoul without a doubt.

There must be some other reason.

Yes. It seems like this is something that requires direct investigation.

I'll make preparations for the investigation, so just let me know when you desire.

And… I think it would be a good opportunity to spend some more time with the Vanguard, to build a closer relationship with them.

Obviously, someone like me, a noble lady, is different from those other sows…

Ms. Erneste?

I-it's been five minutes already!!!!

Do not lie. And even if the time is up, I want you to remain silent for another five minutes. If you refuse, I'll tranquilize you.

... I'll remain silent.

It seems there are some Vanguards that you're keeping distance from them, Human God.

Whether it's friendship, affection… or maybe even something else…

I've heard that the closer you are, the stronger the blessing's power becomes.

Honestly, we haven't exactly served a Human God before, so we don't have a lot of detailed information.

Let's take our time to know each other together!!!

Well then, we'll take our leave. Have a restful night.

Huh? Me too? No way. I'm bored right now!

But this will just spoil her…

Tsk… If the Human God allows it, then I guess I can't argue.

Just keep it brief.

Sigma! Yeon Chae-young, you got dunked by the Human God, pluh!

… That way of talking… where did you even learn that from…

Tsk, maybe I should just ban the internet…

Eek!

…

Well then, I shall take my leave.

Hehehehehe… Human God? What should we do for fun? Of course, we're staying up all night!

…

Kalina and Officer Kim aren't here yet, it seems.

It seems like… this abnormal appearance of the abomination might be connected to the Savers.

After the Oracle ran off like that, who could possibly…

Usually, with these strange religious groups, if the Oracle falls, a charlatan tends to take over.

Could it be something like that?

Honestly, the Savers were already basically a cult… and now, even a fake within a fake… It's a reality I'd rather not believe.

Heh, that was impressive! Kim.

Right back at you. It seems all those years of experience haven't gone to waste, Kal.

… What are you two doing?

Looks like the sisters succeeded. They must want some praise from the Human God.

Well, it's nothing much. Just a trivial task…

Anyone could have done it.

sigh… You two, your words and actions are completely out of sync.

Did you successfully capture?

Strictly speaking, we didn't exactly capture.

But we brought back something even more important.

Something more important…?

As we chased them, we spotted several more figures in red hood gathered there.

They ran when they saw us… and when it looked like we might lose them, I swiftly threw my harpe.

Haha… the harpe flew beautifully, barely clipping their backpack straps.

Heh, not to boast, but it was from at least 100 meters away.

... That's exactly the boasting...

And then, when the enemies tried to pick it up again, Ga-young stopped the chase and used her sniper rifle to keep them in check.

Hah!!! Once Kal started running towards them, they gave up on the bag and just fled… You just had to see it.

… So, you brought the bag?

There was a tablet inside the bag, so on the way back, we cracked it open in the car!

And surprise, surprise, there was an incredibly important message inside!

The Institute of Humanity has been rebuilt! The new covenant awaits, so return as soon as the memorial's samples are collected!'

How badly did you want to brag that you memorized that?

How adorable...

As I thought… you want to verify it yourself, don't you?

Understood. I'll arrange a helicopter for the Institute of Humanity.

When you're ready, please call for it as soon as possible, and we'll depart immediately.

I'm glad that today's incident was resolved smoothly.

Ugh... Still, they were so pathetic that it was easy. No matter how I look at it, they couldn't handle the monster properly...

Moreover, looking at the condition, it seemed that Oblivia would start soon. Did you think it would be okay as long as you didn't kill?

It seems like the work of the lower-class prisoners who were lucky enough to get a diary and learn about this place.

These people can't even control it properly like the Oracle could… How many more have to die because of these lowlifes…

Human God! I have arrived!

I'm here too, Human God!

The Kesak are always loud and alive!

And I, Kaul the Ravager, am the fiercest of them all!

Fufu, it is only natural to feel exhilarated after discovering such a fine business venture.

Fufufu… Indeed.

I have conceived a time-honored enterprise, one guaranteed to bring prosperity since the dawn of civilization.

But before that, Human God, surely you already know this one here.

Of course!

My name alone shakes the halls of Lamori!

I am Kaul! Kaul, the Ravager!

The terror of Lamori! A Kesak who plunders all the world!

Fufu… Kaul, our newly appointed Vanguard, overly gifted in certain physical areas, which I find somewhat distracting...

Nevertheless! She's given me the spark for a rather brilliant business venture. Something the Bureau has never seen before.

An arena!

A nightly spectacle of blood and glory!

I have heard the Kesak once trained and tested their strength through arenas on their homeworld.

And when I heard that tale, the great mind of Erneste, yes, yours truly, saw the truth.

There is demand… and where there's demand, there's profit.

Fighting! I crave battle, Human God!

This soft, peaceful life is killing me!

Shh!

Shh! Shhh!

Human God, honestly!!

Ventures like this are far more fun kept hush-hush.

Besides… it saves us from paying taxes.

She's right! Permission's for the weak...

When we take, we take!!

Hah. Do you think this genius strategist misses obvious risks?

Every contingency has a plan.

That, my Human God, is where you fit in.

You are our method, our linchpin.

Aye, Human God!

Together we will take other Vanguards' coin, no, together we will fight in the arena!

If you join us, would Officer Yeon or Officer Yui matter?

If we're to be splitting the profits with the Human God and what can the Bureau do about it?

Oooh, Legalized looting! Legalized looting!

So, Human God, I have a favor to ask.

We ask that you participate in the midnight arena.

Lend us your presence so my plan to blunt the Bureau's interference can succeed.

But when do we actually plunder for real?

I want blood and spoils. I want it now!

Tsk. Impatience spoils even the most meticulous of plans!

We proceed step by step, methodically.

This Kaul does not wait!

Break it. Take it. Burn it. Leave nothing!!!

Ugh, how tedious.

Think about it, what does it mean for the Human God to join us in the arena?

It means the whole world will belong to us, does it not? Hehe.

Hah! Now you're talking big. Will it really turn out like that?

But of course. You can trust me on this.

Once we've got the Human God on our side, the entire Federation is as good as ours!

Ooooh! So the greatest plunder of all… is stealing the world itself!

Exactly! Then, Human God, see you tonight at the training grounds.

If you crush them all in one hit, those suckers, oh, I mean, the other Vanguards, will lose heart, so do try to go easy on them, all right?

Hmph! But if you choose to hit hard, I won't stop you, Human God!

What? Erneste told us to get ready for something amazing...

Didn't expect that the Human God would be actually joining the tournament?!

Huh? Really?

What?! Human God, you're competing too? (Ah… am I really supposed to fight the Human God…?)

No way, this doesn't sound like the kind of "hello" that ends peacefully…

HAH! You're all dead today!

I'll flip every last one of you and strip your asses naked!

Whoa there, if the Human God's teamed up with Kaul, the outcome's already decided, isn't it?

And hey, that's gonna blow up all the betting odds!

Oh… then we're in trouble, aren't we?

She said we'd make a fortune, so I gathered all our Earth money with the lady's and… bet everything…

N–no! (No, no, no!)

My money! (My precious money!)

…Like hell I'm backing down now.

I put everything I've got on the line for this fight!

Human God! Just for today, don't expect me to hold back!

Haha! A showdown with the Human God, huh?

Now that's my kind of thrill!

I'm not backing down either! (Human God, forgive me! But… I have to protect my allowance!)

I don't really want to fight [PlayerActorName]… but if the lady wishes it, I suppose a friendly match won't hurt.

Gahahaha! Enough talking, come at me already! Let's see who's still standing when the dust clears!

Hah, figures.

No one can stand against the Human God.

Still, that was one hell of a match.

I'll admit, it was fun!

Hmph! Don't get cocky, that was just luck! (Tch… but fine. I did switch my bet to the Human God at the last second…)

?

?!

Huh?

!!! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

Raaaaaghhh!

Whaaaat?!

… (It's not true…)

… (That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Lady Juha, are you all right?

Kkh, hem… just a little startled, that's all. (My allowance… I was going to treat the Human God and Nari to something nice…)

I, Juha of House Daeyeon, would never be shaken by something so trivial! (Ah… Human God… can't you fix this somehow…?)

Gahahahaha! Look at those loser faces, nothing beats that sight!

You all lost! Every last coin you had belongs to me now!

Hey, hold on! We didn't lose to you, we lost to the Human God!

Seriously, Human God, why throw the match when you already had it won?!

Why?!

Fufu, how noisy the losers are.

Enough whining, accept the results with some dignity!

…It was you, wasn't it?

W–what are you implying?

Don't play dumb.

The Human God had the match in the bag, then suddenly forfeited… You told him to, didn't you?!

Ugh!

T–that's… quite the baseless claim…

Hah! How'd you sniff that out so fast?

We were sure no one would notice!

Are you mad?!

You're supposed to deny it to the end, not announce it to the world!

Hmph! The cries of the weak...

Mere noise to Kaul the Ravager!

I knew something didn't add up!

Knowing the Human God's stamina, there's no way he'd be that worn out!

Erneste! How dare you taint a sacred arena fight…

I won't forgive this, prepare yourself!

W-wait!

T–this is all…

All what?

This is all… an event!

An event? What event?! (Please… let my allowance survive this!)

A grand arena celebration, where the Human God graciously joined us to… celebrate everyone's hard work!

Ta-da! The Midnight Arena Celebration Event!

What are you babbling about? An event?

You never said a word about that!

…Play along, for heaven's sake!

If we don't sell this story right now, we're dead where we stand!

Oh? Dying in a fight doesn't sound half bad.

Maybe you enjoy getting smacked, but I certainly don't!

Huh? What are you two whispering about over there?

N–nothing at all!

Pay no mind! Hehe…

"Nothing at all," my ass.

Hand over the money you scammed from us!

Yeah! You're not getting away with this! (My allowance… my Earth money… I'll protect it no matter what!)

Hahaha… yes, yes, of course… eventually…

But at this rate, we're losing profit, not earning it…

Sigh… I suppose there's no choice. I really didn't want it to come to this…

Hmph! Enough whining!

I am Kaul, Kaul the Ravager! I take what I want, never the other way around!

So let's settle this here and now, Human God!

I'll fight you myself!

And I'll wager everything I've got, every coin, even my robot arm!

Hah! There's an old Federation saying...

You only learn whose blade is sharper when they cross.

Enough talk, let's fight, Human God!

I'll gather my crew, so brace yourself for battle!

Good afternoon, Human God.

I've come to report the recent discovery of a Golden Age ruin during the infrastructure expansion in Neo Seoul.

Preliminary surveys suggest the ruin connects beyond Neo Seoul and extends deep underground.

According to eyewitness accounts, a variety of classified data and a significant amount of credits remain stored within.

After tracing its coordinates on the old government grid, we believe it to be one of the Federation's long-lost secret vaults.

…Abominations.

It seems that during the Federation's fall, a fissure opened, connecting the outskirts of Neo Seoul to the ruin below.

The vault remained sealed and dormant for decades, but…

Recent construction appears to have widened the breach. We must act before it spreads further.

Yes, Human God.

We must clear the abominations infesting the Golden Age ruins and seal the passage connected to the surface...

Hahahaha!

Kaul the Ravager will crush every last abomination!! Afterwards, I'll pillage the underground treasure for myself!

…Please, refrain.

Ms. Kaul, I admire your enthusiasm, but this is a formal report to the Human God...

Save your shouting until afterward.

Ha! What's that supposed to mean?

Why hold back when I feel like yelling?

I'll shout if I damn well please, Loot! Loot!!

Argh, I'm itching to plunder!!!

...Sigh.

Ah, my apologies, Human God. I sighed without thinking.

Indeed, Kaul still lacks a proper sense of awareness as one of your Vanguards.

Continued discipline will be required moving forward...

Hmph! I don't bow to the weak!

I'm Kesak, the terror of Bel-Lamori!

However, Kaul, I heard you received a very thorough lesson from Secretary Matsumoto not long ago.

The report mentioned you spent quite some time in the Bureau's infirmary afterward.

W-well... That's…

They cracked my bones, not my will. I'm still standin', still Kesak! No one can break me!!

…Well… unless it's the Human God… huh, hmph.

…Please restrain those strange noises in front of the Human God.

In any case, I understand, but you're now a proper Vanguard under the Human God's command.

You'll need to learn how to work with the others.

…Tch.

I wasn't planning to hang around weaklings, but if the Human God insists…

Fine! Kaul the Ravager will sweep those ruins clean of abominations!

This mission may prove… troublesome.

Kaul. Before the last engagement, where exactly did you go?

Heh, curious, huh?

Fine, I'll tell you. I was off gathering some hidden credits!

…Credits?

Yep!

My raider's instinct picked up the scent, smelled like riches waiting to be claimed.

Scent? What kind of scent?

Why, the sweet, glorious scent of wealth my kin!

I followed my gut and, bam!, hit a stash of buried credits!

Oho! Kaul, my sister-in-spirit, my partner in ambition!

Perhaps you'd consider investing in the rise of your future president's power...

Are you serious right now?

You're standing there proudly admitting you left formation mid-battle, just to hoard credits?!

Uh-oh…

That's Officer Yeon's "you're dead to me look"...

I've told you countless times, Kaul, you are now a Vanguard serving under the Human God.

And yet you disappeared before combat, breaking even the most basic discipline.

Do you truly understand what it means to be a Vanguard of the Federation?

Do you understand now? What you did was unacceptable.

If you still think raiding and indulgence are all that drive you, then...

…I wanted to save it.

?

Mhm…?

Huh? You mean… you wanted to save up for your next raid?

No…

I wanted to save my home. Our home.

…Wait, seriously? You actually have a noble dream like that?

…It's still our world, no matter what happened to it.

Kaul… I mean.. Ms. Kaul...

I want to bring back the world the Rift destroyed.

That's why… I was gathering credits…

…It seems I've misjudged you.

I may have been too quick to assume...

I want to rebuild our home, make it thrive again, so I can plunder it properly!

…And of course I wasn't.

What on earth does that even mean?

You fatten up pigs before you butcher them, right?

Bel-Lamori's the same! If it's poor, there's nothing worth taking!

Oho… this must be the trickle-down effect!

The philosophy of "growth first," yes?!

Hah! Philosophy? Nah, just common sense!

Honestly, the Federation's got too many damn rules.

No fighting, no raiding, no arena brawls...

What can we do? BORING!!

Right, right.

And this "vote for your leader" thing? Still weird to me.

But if I ever become President of the Federation...

I'll create a happy world where everyone can plunder, and everyone can be plundered!

Oh… that's actually kinda badass.

Hah! I know, right?

Then I'll help too, stash up more credits, rebuild our home...

And turn it into a paradise of glorious raids!

This future president shall stand beside you, all for the good of our homeland!

Human God! Then we'll be off!

…

…Perhaps…

Perhaps I'm too bound by logic, Human God…

Could it be that I'm the one who's wrong here…?

Greetings, Human God!

Good afternoon, Human God.

We've come to brief you on the upcoming abomination suppression operation.

But before that… Allow me to thank you for always leading by example.

It's not just us, everyone in Neo Seoul's feeling hopeful again!

With the abominations thinning out, the city's finally safe, crime's down, the economy's bouncing back, and the public's loving it!

Honestly, we haven't seen days this peaceful in ages.

Officer Kim's right.

And it's all thanks to you, Human God, for stepping in when we needed you most.

Heh… Always so humble.

We all know the Federation wouldn't be where it is without you.

Human God!

Wha?!

???

Well? How do I look?

Do I scream "good little bitch"?

Ugh… so very Kesak.

Who says stuff like that out loud?

Ms. Kaul… what in the world are you wearing?

And why would you walk into the Human God's sanctuary like that?

Because it's hot. I look like a damn good mutt, and I look fine doing it!

…That's it? That's your justification?

Pfft, please. Of course there's more to it.

This outfit? It was a gift, from the Human God himself!

!!!

Wait. What?! H-Human God?

…Is that true?

See? There's a reason you gave it to me. And I am your Vanguard, Kaul the Ravager!

So I'll wear this gift into battle! For you, Human God!

…Ms. Kaul.

Please remember the dignity required of a Vanguard serving under the Human God.

That outfit is something meant to be worn… in private.

Wow, you're still clinging to that nursery-school mindset?

???

Did a Kesak just say "nursery-school mindset"?

Are we sure she's not possessed or something?

You really don't get it yet?

The Human God wants me to be his dog. His mutt. His bitch. Wearing this, for him.

????

D-Dog…? You mean, like, his bitch bitch?

Ding ding! Right on, Kim Ga-young!

I saw this show once. Some Earth documentary on Federation TV.

They said dogs are loyal. Man's best friend.

Technically true, yes…

Even when they're beaten or scolded, they still wag their tails.

Obedient. Happy. Cute, even.

……What does that have to do with any of this?

You really don't get it yet?

The Human God wants me to be his bitch. To crawl, to obey, even when it hurts.

To tremble with pain and pleasure, all while strutting around in this.

You want to see me break, don't you? That's what turns you on, huh?!

!!

!!!!

The Human God wants to treat me like a bitch, So be it.

If pain is proof of loyalty, then I'll take it all!

T-that's not…

A real Vanguard… A true follower…

Should be ready to become the Human God's bitch without hesitation!

Isn't that right, Human God?!

I'm ready. So go on...

…Break me!

If it's your hand, then every wound is bliss.

…

…Well, damn.

She really went all in with that monologue, huh?

…Is that truly…

…The Human God's will?

Understood, Human God.

We'll begin preparations for the upcoming operation.

Well… Kaul's outfit definitely is… something…

But hey, if it's the Human God's decision, then maybe a little chaos now and then is good for morale? Heheh.

Anyway! Time for me to get moving too, got a whole bunch of monsters to prep for!

Excellent work, everyone. You've all done well.

Thanks to the team's dedication, we've significantly thinned out the abominations near Neo Seoul.

There are still a few creeps crawling around, but we'll deal with them soon enough!

Awesome work, everyone!

And a special shoutout to Lord Kilon, who held off the enemy rush like a wall!

'Twas only my duty, as a Vanguard of the Human God and a proud knight of the Bureau.

Heh… I am honoured, Human God.

A true Grrik knight must always stand between danger and the defenseless.

Ohh… This is interesting...

Now that's a good dog!

…As I've said before, I find such remarks distasteful, Kaul.

The Grrik are not canines, by any measure.

C'mon, you can't tell me there's nothing in common.

Well...

Loyal to your master.

Devoted to your clan. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

…Thou art not entirely mistaken, I suppose.

Then I wanna learn from you, Kilon!

…Pray, explain thy meaning?

You know what I used to be. The Ravager of the Kesak. Feared, brutal, ruthless.

Loyalty? Devotion? We laughed at that crap. At least… I used to.

But after meeting the Human God… I think something in me changed.

…

Now I want to be loyal. I want to devote myself, completely. To him.

But I've never done that before! I don't even know how!

Sure, I'm good at taking pain. That part's easy. But this? This shift in my heart… that's harder.

…Wow. I never thought I'd hear you say something like that.

So come on, Kilon!

Teach me how to be a proper bitch for the Human God!

…Sigh.

Thy methods are… unorthodox. Yet thy spirit ringeth true.

Of course!

Then heed my counsel:

On the battlefield, thou art fierce. Unyielding. Thou needest no instruction there.

Agreed. Her combat skills are excellent. …It's everything else that's the problem.

Just so, Officer Yeon. What she lacks is not strength, but foresight.

Foresight?

To serve thy master well… Thou must discern his will before it is voiced. Anticipate what he needs, before he asks for it.

Figure out what the Human God wants… before he even asks of it?

Aye. That is the mark of a truly capable retainer.

…That's actually very well put.

If thou canst read his heart and act without waiting for command...

…

Then shalt thou know true loyalty. True devotion.

So that's what it takes…huh…

Alright then, watch me, Human God!

I'm gonna be the best damn bitch you've ever seen!!

The Kesak… or rather, Ms. Kaul… are truly remarkable. Just… not in the ways you hope for.

Ahem. I confess… this may not have been the lesson I intended to impart.

Let's just hope she doesn't take it too far.

Oof. That ship's probably already sailed.

...Hi, Human God!

I've been doing my homework, working real hard to be your perfect mutt!

Of course!

You don't get a name like "Ravager" by quitting halfway. When I set my sights on something… I go all the way!

Heh. I've been digging into your past, y'know.

Asked every Vanguard I could corner about you.

At this point? I might know you better than you know yourself, Human God!

Buuut, there's still one thing I wanna hear straight from you.

So? Got anything for me to do?

Name it, and it's done. No matter what it is...

I'll handle it, full send.

Hmm...

Aha!

So this is what Kilon meant, what it really means to be the perfect mutt!

Like a little snow-pup who curls up on your boots when it's cold, warm, loyal, and ready to please!

Even if you don't know what you want… I'll figure it out and make it real!

Good afternoon, Human God.

Apologies for the sudden appearance, I needed to check something urgent.

I wanted to confirm whether you issued any deployment orders recently.

Normally, such commands go through me or one of the other officers, but…

...!

Then this is troubling. Several official dispatch orders, bearing your name, were just sent out regarding abomination suppression.

Civilians are being evacuated, and strike teams are mobilizing as we speak.

But if these orders weren't from you…

Then we may have a serious breach, someone spoofed your identity and accessed the BRM's system…

Human God!! I'm back!

Just wrapped up a mission, rescue op and extermination, all in one! Pretty neat, huh?

Ms. Kaul…?! What are you talking about?!

…Wait. Were you the one who sent out those dispatch orders under the Human God's name?

Yep!

I issued them myself! Ordered the extermination of the remaining abominations outside Neo Seoul, as your command!

…Do you even realize what you've done?

You forged the Human God's authority. Even as a Vanguard, that's absolutely inexcusable!

Tch, Officer Yeon, you still don't get it, do you?

This is exactly what the Human God would've wanted!

Don't you dare twist your logic like that.

The Human God's will isn't a tool for personal interpretation... His authority is sacred!

But!!

??

The Human God wants peace! Wants people to be safe!

So what do we do? We crush the abominations! Isn't that obvious?!

…That core sentiment isn't wrong.

However!!!

!!!

Even if your heart was in the right place, your actions must always fall under the Human God's will and command.

Not your own...Sigh…

First, we need to clean up this mess.

Human God, I gathered a quick status report on my way here. Most of the false orders were intercepted, but two strike teams have already deployed.

If it's not too much trouble… May I ask for your assistance in the field?

Thank you, Human God.

I knew it! I knew you'd understand!

Ms. Kaul… We'll discuss this again after the operation.

Thoroughly.

Hahahaha! Another dazzling victory for your future president!

Hey, Kalma.

Hm? Me?

Yeah, you... You weren't half-bad out there today.

Hah! Naturally!

I'm Kalma, soon-to-be president of the Kesak! Ruling beneath the Human God, second to none!

That's enough from both of you. We've got more pressing matters.

Ms. Kaul, how do you plan to take responsibility for this mess?

Tch. What do I have to take responsibility for?

Don't play innocent.

You hijacked the BRM systems and issued orders under the Human God's name.

That's a violation, plain and simple.

I didn't do anything wrong!

I just acted on what the Human God would've wanted!

So what, you're saying it's a crime to read the Human God's heart now?! Then lock me up, too!

This future president will always stand with the Human God!

…This is absurd.

Ms. Kaul, we're initiating formal discipline. You're to be remanded to the Bureau's correctional facility for...

That won't be necessary.

Hello, Human God.

Abbess Valeta? What brings you here?

I brought her, Officer Yeon!

Figured Ms. Kaul might need her right about now!

Well, I gave it some thought.

At the core of it… isn't Ms. Kaul just hoping to be tamed by the Human God?

She wants her mindset and behavior fully aligned with what the Human God desires, right?

Right on the nose, Officer Kim!

You just get me, don't ya?

Ooooh, me too!

I wanna align my body with the Human God's too!

Aaaand that's why I brought in the ultimate expert, someone who can make Kaul's dream come true.

Wait, my dream?

To become the ultimate, obedient bitch for the Human God!

Introducing the one and only… Mistress of Masochistic Discipline, Abbess Valeta!

…Ahem.

That introduction was profoundly inappropriate, Officer Kim.

But regardless, Am I to understand that today's "trainee"… is Sister Kaul?

Trainee?

You might not be aware, Ms. Kaul, but Abbess Valeta once served as the Knight Commander of the Hirinna Convent.

Which means she's whipped more novices into shape than you've had hot meals. A proper instructor, through and through!

In…structor?

If there's anyone who can turn you into the perfect bitch for the Human God, it's her.

Please, Abbess Valeta! Help Ms. Kaul become the devoted mutt she's always wanted to be!

…Officer Kim.

Surely even you realize how inappropriate it is to ask the Abbess to...

Alright.

?

!

!!

Why are you so surprised, Ms. Kalma...?

Well, I had nothing to add… so I panicked.

I'd already heard of Sister Kaul, through Sister Kim, and through other… less subtle channels.

They say she wishes to serve the Human God as his devoted bitch. Is that so?

Absolutely!

Ever since I met him, everything's changed.

I'd do anything to make the Human God happy, so please teach me!

Tell me how to serve him right!

…Such earnest resolve.

Very well. With conviction like that… I'd be remiss not to respond in kind.

Human God?

If you'll allow it, I'd like to personally oversee Ms. Kaul's training.

Her intent is… refreshingly clear. And as an instructor, I feel compelled to guide her.

It wouldn't hurt the Bureau either, Officer Yeon.

As my training… is not for the faint of heart.

If the Human God permits it, I have no objections.

Understood, Human God.

Now then, Sister Kaul, are you prepared?

Prepared…?

To become the Human God's one and only bitch.

!!!

Damn right I am! I'm Kaul the Ravager, don't you forget it!

Hm. A bold spirit. Very well. Let us begin.

NOICE!

Human God, just wait! I'll come back as the best damn bitch you've ever seen!

…

U-um… Officer Yeon?

You're not mad I brought Abbess Valeta, are you?

You did well, Officer Kim.

Wait, seriously?

I've been racking my brain over how to handle Ms. Kaul.

Nothing seems to get through to her, commands, logic, even threats. But Abbess Valeta… she'll get results.

You made the right call.

Hehe… thank you, Officer Yeon!

Hmph. I guess I'll have to step up, too.

Step up… how?

Kaul's blazing with purpose, right?

Then I'll burn even brighter!

Let us repopulate the world with our sacred love!

Left, right, back and forth! Balance is everything when spreading holy seed!

That's enough.