Mia's Episode

Hey, play with me!

Mia, enough already. I just want to relax this time.

Hmph... Am I making you uncomfortable?

It's not you, it's your actions. Why do you keep sticking to me like that...?

Don't do that. We're close, right?

...And what exactly are we?

Hmm... We've shared swords, and we're also supposed to share a love that transcends race? Heh.

That's not happening...

Then why are you here in Avalon?

The regular alliance meeting. Vivien asked me to come, so I was on my way.

I see. Boring.

A guardian shouldn't say that. Boring just means peaceful, and that's a good thing, right?

I want to play with someone cute. So Ethan, you have to come see your big sis after the meeting, okay?

Sigh, fine.

Why? I'm a busy person, you know. Stop bothering me and find someone else.

What? You know I can pounce on you!

Ugh...

Why are you calling yourself "big sis"? You look younger than me.

Hehe, I'm young for an elf, but much older than you.

Then, grandma...

Huh? What did you say?

It's nothing...

Anyway, I'm going to the meeting now.

You're back, Ethan. Do you like me that much?

Sigh... Whether I like it or not, I have to stick with you for a while.

Huh? What do you mean by that?

You're going as a special envoy to the continent. And I'll be your bodyguard...

Is that true? Hehe, that's great! A love trip with a cute young man... I'm excited!

It's not a trip, it's a mission for information gathering... Ugh! Stop crowding me!

Hehe, come here, Ethan. I'll give you a big hug...!

No thanks!

Ugh-! How did I survive today?

You were amazing, seriously. You took down monsters so easily... You're awesome!

You took down a lot too, and they were weak monsters.

Hehe, hey, hey... It's night now, how about we play hot tonight...?

Help... I'm tired today...

Hmph... That's strange.

What is?

I heard rumors that you go around with a bunch of beauties and do shameless, perverted things.

W-Who! Who spread those ridiculous rumors?

It's not?

No! I might have a few things I'm guilty of, but I've never done anything that would make people say such nonsense!

I see. Hmm, I believe you. It's hard to doubt what that person said, though.

Morgana, right? Morgana said that?

Oh, come on. As long as I believe you, that's enough, right? More importantly, it's been a while since I came to the continent. Aren't you going to throw me a welcome party? Huh?

I said I'm tired.

If you don't, I'll stick to you and cuddle and kiss you all night long.

Oh my... If this goes wrong, I might just lose all my energy and die.

If you understand, then do something already. If you're okay with it, I could handle something a little hotter...! Hehe!

Sigh... Fine, let's just have some drinks then. I saw a pub inside the village earlier.

Huh? Drinks...?

What's wrong?

Acting all seductive and yet you're just a kid who can't even drink?

I-I can drink! I'm old enough to drink! Hehe... heh...

Hehe! Right! Now you're in the mood, huh? But don't rush it. It's better to take it slow... getting closer... heh.

Sigh, I was just asking because you kept sticking to me. I just want to lie down and rest.

Let's go to the pub first and think about it. A welcome party needs drinks, after all.

...Are you really going to drink?

Why would I lie about that?

Hmm... if you really want it... fine! I'll drink.

If you've never had a drink before, just be honest. I won't treat you like a kid.

I've had some! Hmph... Do you think I look like such an innocent little kid to you, Ethan?

What kind of drink have you had?

W-wine... for ceremonial purposes... or something...?

...Should I order for you? You're pretty confident, but I'll get something light just in case.

Okay... I'll leave it to you.

You're such a cute guy... Hehe.

Please... get off... You're too close...

So, like, I'm always in Avalon, right? There aren't any guys around...

I get lonely, and... more than anything, I'm bored...!

Mia, are you okay?

Of course I'm okay! I can drink as much as I want!

You don't look okay at all.

Hey! What are you saying?! The party is just starting...!

Okay, thanks... Now get me some stronger one!

I really don't know anymore.

Hmm... I wonder if our cute Ethan's body is strong enough for this... Hehehe... Heh!

Cough! Can you do something about that hand? It feels like it's coiling around me like a snake.

Huh? If you want to touch me, you can too... Come on... I have two slimes...

Well, then...

...Wow! I almost got tempted.

Whoa, are you really that naive?

I'm not naive, I'm just trying to hold back.

You think I know nothing? I'm only holding back because I don't want to get so lost in pleasure that I neglect my duties.

Alright, alright.

If you understand, then back off.

I like this drink... Hiccup!

Ah... You're totally drunk...

No more. Mia, let's call it a day.

Nooooo... Hehe, hehehe...! Bring more drinks!

If you keep acting like this, I'll leave you behind.

No way... I'll go with you... Hehehe... Heheh!

Ugh, this isn't good!

Ethan? Ethan...! Don't go...

Hah... you're quick to act in situations like this. Let go of my clothes. If you won't go, I'll go myself.

Hehe... You're the special envoy, right? Didn't you say you'd escort me? Hehe... Hehehe!

...You're sharp even though your tongue's twisted.

Then at least drink responsibly. If I knew you were this weak, I wouldn't have invited you to the pub!

Yeesss... I looove it...!

It's sooo goood... Ahhh... Ethan...!

This guy's hopeless.

Tomorrow, you'll head back to Avalon. You did well.

Hmmm... It's a bit sad that our hot journey together is ending like this.

I'm not sure what was so hot, but just getting through it without any trouble is a relief.

In that sense, how about a farewell party with me today? Hehe.

...

What's wrong?

...You're something else. You can't handle alcohol, yet you got hooked on the pub? Is it still not enough after all that chaos?

It's a taste you can't get in Avalon. Avalon is always peaceful and quiet, so it gets boring.

Even if I end up wrecked, you will take care of me anyway. Hehe.

Phew... Well, people like you probably prefer an everyday life with some noise mixed in.

You get it, huh? Hehe, I'm glad. As thanks, I'll hug you...!

Alright, just go to the pub. But today, I'm not ordering any strong drinks. Got it?

Hoo, today the alcohol tastes deeper.

Ahh...!

Drink slowly. If you get drunk and mess up again, I might actually leave you behind.

Hehe...

Hey, you... after the adventure ends, how about living with me in Avalon?

Isn't that a bit too forward?

Well, I like you. And you also love my embrace, don't you?

It's more like you jumped on me than me hugging you... but why do you think I'm so great?

Fun... Cute... Reliable... No reason to dislike you! Hehe!

Joy and sadness are rushing in at the same time. If only there had been a woman who told me this in the mortal world.

Maybe I... should've been born an elf?

Elves and humans are different races, but most of them are very similar. We're practically the same kind.

Plus, I'm a half-elf, you know? Hehe, you are going to become a prisoner of this beautiful elf sister's body....

Tears are about to fall... I'll just drink.

Why? You don't like it?

I have to go back. I want to go back... I'm trying to think of this as a reward for the tough journey.

Hmmm... It's a shame...

Hey, Ethan. You don't hate me, right? You like me too, don't you?

A good person...?

You give off a strange charm and can be annoying, but you're still a good companion and a guardian of Avalon.

You have your cool parts. That's why I'm hanging out with you like this.

I see. Hehe...!

What? You're tired of it?

Drinking. I wish you wouldn't cause trouble. If you just stop that, I can handle you sticking around.

Hehe... Ethan, you sly thing! You wanted to do naughty things with me, huh...?

Where are you getting that from? I just said you're relatively better, not that you're good.

Hmmm...

If I ever get the chance... I'll make you my man.

That's a pretty scary declaration.