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Ria's Episode

4 scenes, 177 lines

1. Master of the Inn

39 lines

There's an inn I always stop by when passing through Britannia.

The familiar, intense shouting could still be heard from the inn as I arrived after a long time.

Ria

You're late, Ethan. Was delivering the straw bundles really that difficult?

Ethan

I came almost on time...

Ria

No. You were 6 minutes and 30 seconds late. How do you plan to atone for this?

Ethan

Come on, cut me some slack... The wagon wheel got stuck in the mud.

Ria

You've already taken 10 more seconds to make excuses. It seems you don't understand the problem.

Ethan

That's too much! After running all this way... Well, I guess I was in the wrong...

Ria

...Another 10 seconds. It seems like I need to send you to a late-night bar for noblewomen...

Ethan

Oh no! Time is as precious as gold! I'll make sure to stick to the schedule next time, Ria!

Ria

I'm glad to see you reflecting on yourself. There's no pay for this punishment.

Ethan

No! I'm here because I ran out of travel money, please cut me some slack.

Ria

I'm not a bank, you know? It seems you need some rehabilitation.

As for your punishment...

Organize storage

Ethan

I'll organize the storage. Can we call it even?

Ria

...Just this once.

Clean guest rooms

Ethan

As a sign of repentance, I'll clean all the rooms the guests stayed in. That works, right?

Ria

It's a bit lacking, but... I'll accept it.

A sigh escaped me. Even if I wanted to protest, there were two reasons I couldn't.

First, there's the fact that Ria once arranged for Elizabeth and Bedivere to earn money by working part-time as bunny girls, and the other is...

Ria

By the way, did you clean your shoes before entering? The floor is getting dirty. Hurry up and clean it.

Ethan

You're such a stickler...

Ria

I've already prepared everything for the next errand in the courtyard. Once the punishment and cleaning are done, check it out.

She's a perfectionist, but she handles everything thoroughly.

Ethan

The empire is ruled by Vortigern, but the ruler of this inn is Ria...

Ria

What did you say?

Ethan

...Nothing.

Ria

Oh right, the imperial soldiers came by this morning.

Ethan

What? Really? Nothing happened? They didn't ask anything?

Ria

They asked about your whereabouts. Honestly, I considered telling them, but... when they started making noise after drinking at night, I kicked them out.

Ethan

That's impressive...

Ria

It's not that impressive. If anyone, even a general, becomes a nuisance, I'll cut their neck off in a second.

I can't tolerate any kind of misbehavior at this inn.

Ethan

I see...

Ria

So, how long are you going to stand there? My patience is running thin.

Ethan

I was just about to leave.

I came here to earn some travel money while resting, but for some reason, I'm more tired than when I'm out on an adventure.

2. Skewer Trade

48 lines

Inside the inn.

Troublesome Customer

Gahhh!

Ria

Don't ever come back. This is your warning.

Ethan

This is already the third time...

Ria

What is?

Ethan

Kicking out the troublemakers.

I know you're strong, but even so, they're customers. Aren't you a bit intimidated or anything?

Ria

You're mistaken, Ethan. Trouble-makers are not customers. They're scoundrels wearing the mask of a customer... They're no different from pests.

Ethan

Ah...

Ria

Well, pests have their own lives, I suppose. But trouble-makers are trash! Incorrigible, irredeemable trash!

Ethan

I see...

Ria

How could I stand to see single-celled trash, who waste even the air they breathe, causing chaos in the inn?

Pests digging through the rice sacks! Those bleep should be bleep and then bleep...! No, they should be castrated!

Ethan

Ria... I think I'm bleeding from my ears...

Ria

...Hmph! Hmph! Anyway...

If we don't drive out the troublemakers, they'll disturb other guests. I'm just trying to ensure everyone's peaceful rest.

Hey! If there's any black market dealings in my inn, I won't stand for it!

Troublesome Customer

O-Of course!

Ethan

This makes it the fourth time.

Ria

It's a crazy world, so all sorts of people show up. But Ethan... what are you doing?

Ethan

Huh? As you can see, I'm eating...

Ria

I know that. What I mean is, why are you eating skewers, which aren't even on the inn's menu?

Ethan

There was leftover chicken in the kitchen...

Ria

Don't tell me you made it yourself?

Ethan

I did...

Ria

Well, I guess with your situation, you're not in a position to leisurely enjoy a meal. You might be used to that kind of food...

There's some leftover soup in the pot by the hearth. Bring it over so you don't choke.

Ethan

Oh, thanks, Ria.

Ria

Of course, washing dishes is your responsibility, Ethan.

Ethan

O-Of course...!

Ria

Hmm... did you make the seasoning for the skewers yourself?

Ethan

Oh, this? Yeah. Back in the other world, I used to work at a place like this.

I made the sauce with ingredients we can get here, and it turned out pretty close, so I'm happy with it.

Ria

It looks really delicious... Can I try one?

Ethan

Yeah, here.

Ria

Thank you.

Chewing...

...!

Ethan

Is it good?

Ria

...Ethan. Could you make more of this sauce? I'll prepare the chicken and the ingredients for the sauce.

Got it

Ria

Thank you. The skewers were really tasty.

By the way, you'll need to make a lot, so finish other tasks beforehand.

Why?

Ria

You'll find out soon enough. If you refuse, then for misusing the kitchen, you'll have to...

Ethan

Of course, I'll let you know! It's your request!

Ria

Thanks for the consideration.

Ugh... why does the skewers taste like tears...

3. Hidden Hero

46 lines
Ria

This is all the delivery for today.

Ethan

That's a lot... I wonder if it'll fit in the cart.

The skewers' sauce is in a huge container... who are you giving all this to?

Ria

That's none of your concern, Ethan. I'll be going with you today. Just drive the cart to the alley.

Ethan

Got it.

Seeing all these items that could break the cart made me curious.

When we arrived at the designated spot, Ria got off and moved the items inside.

Ethan

Hmm... who exactly is she giving all this to...

Follow her

Following Ria's lead, I saw a group of people gathered in the alley.

Ethan

Ria, who are these people...?

Ria

Ethan?

Hah, couldn't resist coming to check, huh? These people... they're all victims of the war.

Ethan

War victims?

Wait here

I was curious but knew if I followed without permission, I'd end up in trouble again. I decided to stay put and wait in the cart.

Ria

...Have you been waiting long?

Ethan

Oh, no. I just zoned out for a bit.

But do you have a business here? This looks like a slum...

Ria

...

Actually, all those things... I brought them for the people here. This is a village where war victims live.

I'm just running the inn, and I don't really know much about causes or ideals.

But I do know the suffering of those who survived the war because of what was fought over.

I just couldn't leave them like that.

Ethan

So that's why you asked about the skewer sauce recipe...

Ria

Yeah. It's easy to get chicken, so I thought at least they could enjoy something tasty.

Ethan

I was surprised. I knew you were thoughtful, but I didn't realize you were helping people like this from behind the scenes.

Ria

It's not that people are bad, it's the crimes that are. In that sense, I don't even really dislike the troublesome customers.

Ethan

I see... You just wanted to take care of the inn and look after the guests.

I've got a new respect for you, Ria. You're doing something amazing!

Ria

...But I'm not sure how long this will last.

Ethan

Why? Are people treating you badly?

Ria

Of course not!

Phew, I don't know what you think, but this is a very realistic issue. We're running low on funds.

Ethan

Ah...

Well... if you helped this much every time, it's no surprise the inn's income would be in the red.

Ria

Exactly. That's why I'm still trying to figure out what to do next.

Ethan

So, you didn't have a lot of money to begin with to offer us jobs. Now I understand why you were so strict.

You were trying to save as much as you could. The reason you insisted on the bunny girl idea was for the sales.

If I had known, I should've tried to understand more.

Ria

...Well, to add on, being a bunny girl is also a hobby of mine... Ahem!

Anyway, I appreciate you thinking that way, and it looks like a solution is in sight.

Ethan

Oh? Really? You have a place to get money?

Ria

Yes.

Ethan, I'll double the workload from now on.

Ethan

I was the solution?

4. False Paradise

44 lines

Thanks to running around like crazy, Ria's good deeds were able to continue.

Ethan

Huff... Huff... Oh, my back... I'm scared I might not be able to be a man at this rate...

Ria

Don't worry, Ethan. Just think of the times you've been with your comrades. At least for the next decade or so, you'll be fine.

Ethan

...What, you think I'm some kind of eternal horn-dog?

Ria

I meant you've always been full of energy.

Ethan

Ugh, anyway, we're done, right? I heard the people who recovered are going back to work on the fields or orchards.

Ria

Yes. After this, I think we just need to take care of the kids.

Ethan

Helping others like this is no easy task. My whole body aches. How long have you been doing this kind of work?

Ria

I haven't calculated that, so I'm not sure.

Ethan

You're an angel... A true angel is right here.

I'm sorry, Ria. I only thought of you as a nagging, troublemaking devil.

Ria

Ethan. Would you mind testing my combat skills to see if they've rusted?

Ethan

...I'm sorry.

Ria

Heh, just kidding. I couldn't possibly hit a comrade who's been through hardships with me.

Ethan

A scary but thankful thing to hear...

Ria

And... Ethan. Although I can't offer a huge reward for helping this time, I've prepared a special gift for you.

Ethan

A gift? What is it?

Ria

I'll give you the large room at the very end of the upstairs hallway. I've already moved your things in.

Ethan

Oh, really? It's the room I've always wanted but it was too expensive... Thank you, Ria!

Ria

It's usually treated as the finest guest room, but this time, I've specially decorated it for you.

You'll be pleased.

Ethan

Wow! This is amazing!

I rushed up the stairs. As soon as I opened the door, the sight of a luxurious parlor-style suite filled my view.

Ethan

Wow! This is incredible! The bed is so soft! There's a rocking chair! And there's even a maid outfit!

...Huh? Why is there a maid outfit?

Ria

Do you like the gift?

I've finished the calculations for the work, and you no longer need to move supplies, so from now on, please wear that maid outfit when you come out.

There are quite a few young male guests who prefer that sort of thing.

Accept

Ethan

Sigh... Guess there's no choice... If I refuse, who knows what kind of trouble I'll be in...

Ria

What did you say?

Ethan

It's nothing.

Decline

Ethan

Nonsense! I'm not going to be treated like a plaything while looking like that!

Ria

In that case, I guess I'll have to assign you to organizing the storeroom and cleaning the restroom.

The weather will soon turn cold... So, you prefer dark, cold places over the warm hall, huh?

Ethan

Th-That's... Ugh...!

Ria

As a gift, I'll give you a bottle of wine. Anyways, I'm counting on you.

Ethan

Fine...

Ria

Oh, by the way! There's one more thing I need to tell you.

Ethan

Is it not over yet?

Ria

I've decorated the room quite a bit to give it to you as a gift, but since it's a gift, I'll only charge you the usual fee.

Ethan

You miser! Scrooge!

Ria remained the steadfast innkeeper as always.