Lost Sword story ยท Event story

Harmony of Dishonest Girls

3 scenes, 185 lines

1. Harmony of Dishonest Girls Episode 1

80 lines

Lazy afternoon

Rita

W-welcome-ow! I'm R-Rita, meow!

From the inn, the sound of meowing was heard instead of the hearty laughter of adventurers.

Elizabeth

This is going to be hard to fix...

Morgana

I think this maid is the most incompetent maid since Elizabeth.

Elizabeth

Morgana...!

The guest who visited us today was Elizabeth's favorite sister, Rita.

She came seeking advice because she thought that her reserved personality was interfering when serving customers.

Ethan

But why are you trying to forcefully change your personality?

There are probably customers who actually like that.

Tsundere maids are pretty popular.

I don't understand why she would want to throw away this selling point.

Elizabeth

Ethan... You like this type of...?

Morgana

Ethan just likes all women.

Rita

Hmph, don't talk like you know anything!

I didn't come to YOU for an advice!

Ethan

(Such a waste...)

Rita

And my customers are... not weirdos!

Everyone likes kind and gentle maids like Enya!

Ethan

...

Who is kind and gentle...?

Elizabeth

Ethan! Stop...!

Morgana

But why do you work so hard?

It's just a job anyway, you could just take the money and be done with it.

Rita

...

In the past, at a secluded back alley

Thief A

You bastard... How dare you steal my wallet!

Rita

Why is this yours? You stole it from someone else, too!

Thief B

Enough with the yapping... Just die!

Rita

(So, this is the end of me...)

(I'm sorry... Kay.)

Enya

Hey, cuties!

I wouldn't mess with our employees if I were you.

Would you mind just walking away?

Thief B

What the... it's just a maid.

Thief A

Go do your job and serve others, maid!

Enya

...

Looks like you cuties are hopeless.

Thief A

Augh...?!

Thief B

Gahhh-!!!

Enya

Hey, cute miss. I hope you aren't hurt?

Rita

You are...

Enya

Haha, you seem like you've seen better days.

Rita

...!

Enya

It's pretty good, right?

Rita

It is...

Enya

I have these delicious candies piled up like a mountain at my place...

Do you want to come with me?

Rita

Enya saved me after I ran away from home.

And the innkeeper took me in even though I looked fishy.

I want to stay at this cafe.

And I want the customers to be... happy when I'm there.

Elizabeth

S-so cute!

Bedivere

I-I think you're doing just fine!

Rita

N-no! I need to be more straightforward!

So please help me! I need to become different!

Elizabeth

B-but... I'm really not the person to ask...

Elizabeth looks at me after saying that.

Is she asking me for help?

Ethan

(Ha... If you look at me with that kind of face, I kinda have to help...)

Elizabeth, the next place we have to go is Cornwall, right?

Elizabeth

Yes.

Princess Isolde invited us because she wants to repay us for the last war.

Ethan

Nice. Let's take Rita with us.

Elizabeth

Rita? With us?

Morgana

What are you up to, Ethan?

Ethan

Lua is in Cornwall.

She's probably the most straightforward person we've met.

Let's ask her about this and see if she has anything to say.

Bedivere

Y-you're right, if it's Lady Lua...

Elizabeth

That's a great idea, Ethan!

Morgana

Why are you deciding things on your own again! If more people come, it'll be harder for me!

Ethan

This is a win-win for us, Morgana.

Morgana

What?

Ethan

If we solve this problem, we will become the saviors of the maid cafe.

Meaning there may be some free frappes and cakes on the house.

Morgana

...

What are we waiting for?

Ethan

At least act like you gave it a thought...

And so, we left for the Kingdom of Cornwall.

2. Harmony of Dishonest Girls Episode 5

56 lines

After arriving, we went straight to Lua.

Lua

Long time no see, Swordbringer.

Ethan

Why are you in this remote alley instead of the castle?

Lua

I'm... looking for a cat...

Ethan

Haha, you haven't changed a bit...

Lua

Why have you come looking for me?

We explained Rita's concern to Lua.

Lua

That's... a concern...?

Just say what you have to say.

Elizabeth

Most people tend to hold things in... when it's something too embarrassing to talk about.

Lua

For example...?

Morgana

Like one's three sizes?

Elizabeth

Morgana!

Lua

I don't know what that means but... I won't lose.

Rita

W-what are you looking at, you perv!

Ethan

I was just standing still since I didn't know how to react!

Elizabeth

Ethan...

Lua

Anything else besides that...?

Elizabeth

Hmm...

Humm... how about love stories?

Lua

Love story...? I still don't understand.

Because...

I like the Swordbringer.

Ethan

...

What?

Elizabeth

What??!!?!???!

Bedivere

L-lady Lua likes Eethaan...?!

Morgana

You have quite unique tastes. To think you like this perverted pig with muscles for brains.

Rita

H-how can you say such a thing with a straight face...!

Ethan

Lua, you... just when did you...

Lua

And my teacher... and my cat too.

Ethan

...

I'm on the same level as a cat?!

Bedivere

Ah, so that's what she meant!

Elizabeth

Hahaha... Well, the definition of love is different for everyone!

Morgana

Don't tell me you were actually expecting something, Ethan? There's no way the Sword of Cornwall would like a pig like you.

Lua

I... I don't know.

Why this is embarrassing... and why you're surprised.

But if you want to be straightforward... I know how.

Rita

How...?!

Lua

My teacher said... that only when facing a great crisis can one truly... confront their inner self.

In other words, you can become more straightforward by fighting strong enemies.

Ethan

Man, that's some brutal advice.

And that doesn't sound like the right kind of advice for this!

Elizabeth

It sounds like a good method.

Ethan

Elizabeth?!

Elizabeth

Do you remember the day when you collapsed in the Cave of Trials?

That was the first time I had cried like that since my father passed away.

If Rita also continues to express her emotions through combat...

She will become the best maid ever!

Ethan

You actually mean that...?

Rita

If you think so... I'll try it!

Bedivere

Me too!

Morgana

Let's go! I want that frappe now!

Ethan

Ha... Sure... Whatever...

3. Harmony of Dishonest Girls Episode 10

49 lines
Bedivere

It's a Minotaur!

Ethan

Is this really the right method...?

Morgana

Facing real danger for something so trivial... Humans are truly foolish.

Rita

If it's for my customers... This is nothing I can't overcome!

Lua

Everyone... Let's go.

Underground Dungeon Guardian Minotaur

The fight against the infamous monster from legends was...

Pretty easy.

Elizabeth

Was the Minotaur this weak...?

Ethan

The Sword of Cornwall is really something...

Lua

Swordbringer, still weak.

You need... more training to become stronger.

Ethan

Are you sure it's not you who's extremely strong...?

Rita

(There was nothing I could do... while everyone else was doing their part...)

(It's exactly like when Enya saved me.)

(I'm just as weak as I was before...)

Looks like I can't change...

Elizabeth... Maybe I'm not fit to be a maid...

Elizabeth

No, Rita! You're already charming as you are!

Lua

Why... are you trying to change yourself?

Rita

What? W-well... I'm sure no one likes my personality...

Lua

There's no need to... forcibly change yourself.

There's always someone you can lean on... like the Swordbringer.

Aren't your customers... that kind of people?

Rita

...!

Rita's eyes sparkled as if she had realized something.

Rita

I see...

I was the one... that didn't trust in my customers.

Ethan

Looks like she finally realized it.

The customers will surely like you just the way you are.

So let's go back quickly. This isn't where you should be.

Rita

Hmph... I knew that all along!

But still...

T-thank you for helping me-ow...

Ethan

I-I didn't do much anyways...!

Like I said, a tsundere maid is an excellent character.

Just a glimpse of her true emotion leaves a tremendous impact.

Lua

Meow...? Do you like cats too, Rita?

Rita

Ah, no. I mean, I do but this is a bit different...

Lua

I like cats too. Do you want to go searching with me?

Rita

N-no! It's not like that!!

A few days later, at the maid cafe

Rita

Hmph, so you're back.

Did you really think I meant "Come visit again?"

Sorry! But I'm not interested in you at all.

What? You thought I was waiting for you?

No way!

Cut the nonsense and order something!

After finally realizing her true self, Rita's fans seemed to have increased even more.