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Witch's Mischief

9 scenes, 642 lines

1. Witch's Mischief Ep.1

92 lines

For some reason, the whole town felt lively from the morning.

Maybe it was just the season of harvest... Watching everyone busy with festival preparations, I couldn't help but smile.

Morgana

What carefree lives they have. Some of us are out here rolling in the dirt while they giggle over golden fields.

Ethan

Why are you always so mean...?

Morgana

Because thanks to me, you all get to enjoy peace without offering a single tribute.

Ethan

Since you brought it up, don't you just lounge on my back all the time?

I'm sweating so much from carrying you around I'm getting rashes. Hurry up and restore that "great" Fairy Queen's power already.

Morgana

Hmph.

Elizabeth

Still, everyone seems in good spirits. Was this year's harvest really that plentiful?

Ethan

I don't know for sure, but it's not just because of farming.

There are fewer monsters than before too... That must make people feel safer.

Elizabeth

True. That could be it.

Bedivere

Then our hard fighting was worth it.

Elizabeth

Exactly. If people are happy thanks to our efforts, then I'm relieved. Father must be... pleased too...

Morgana

So in the end, it all comes back to me.

Ethan

What I'm saying is, this is everyone's...

...Never mind. Forget it.

Elizabeth

Ethan. Since the festival's in full swing, why don't we stay a bit longer?

Ethan

Huh? You sure that's fine?

Elizabeth

Yes. We've worked hard to get here. I think we deserve a well-earned break.

Bedivere

I agree with the princess!

Ethan

Hm... If everyone's saying so...

Morgana

Then it's decided. Now, let's eat!

I was about to protest, but held back. Just this once, I agreed with Morgana.

Ethan

...Guess I am hungry. Let's all get something good to eat together.

Morgana

Meat! Meat!

Steak! Skewers! Bacon sandwiches! Whole roasted pig!!

Ethan

Yeah, sure. Eat whatever you want.

Morgana

H-Huh?! What's with you...? Did you fall and hit your head or something?

Ethan

I never said I'd be the one paying.

Ignoring Morgana throwing a tantrum, I headed for the restaurant.

Elizabeth

Is it really okay to just leave her like that?

Ethan

Of course. You've seen it enough by now. It's a daily routine.

Bedivere

Hehe... Finally, I can eat all the salad I want...!

Ethan

See? Even Bedivere doesn't care anymore.

Bedivere

N-No, it's not that I don't care... But Morgana is strong, so...!

Ethan

Yeah, yeah.

We chatted happily as we stepped into the restaurant.

Ethan

Huh...?

As I was scanning the menu, something seemed strange. Every dish with chicken in it was marked "SOLD OUT."

Ethan

Why are all the chicken dishes unavailable?

Elizabeth

That is strange. It's still early, so it can't be that the ingredients already ran out...

Chicken is the most common meat around here.

You can see them everywhere in town, even in the streets. So how could all the chicken dishes be sold out?!

As a lifelong chicken devotee, I was dumbfounded.

Bedivere

It is odd. I saw chickens wandering outside.

Ethan

Maybe they're just too quick to catch?

Bedivere

No way. The chefs here are experts at catching chickens.

Elizabeth

In farming families, even kids can catch them. There must be another reason.

Ethan

No helping it. Let's ask the owner.

What the owner told us was shocking.

Ethan

What? The chickens are attacking people?

Manager

That's right. They've gotten so violent we can't even catch them, let alone cook them.

Bedivere

That's bizarre. They're just chickens...

Elizabeth

I feel like I've heard of something like this before...

Ethan

Well, this is a world full of monsters. Even the tamest livestock can be transformed by some power.

Elizabeth

Then we have no choice but to investigate.

Ethan

Yeah. If I can't eat chicken... it won't feel like I ate at all...

Bedivere

Really? Rye bread and salad are still tasty...

Ethan

Grass alone... can never satisfy me...!

Chicken is a blessing, not just for poor college students living alone, but for adventurers swinging heavy logs too!

Bedivere

W-Why do you suddenly look so scary, Ethan...?

Elizabeth

Bedi. When someone's greatest craving is taken away, they lose their reason.

Ethan is currently...

Bedivere

I-I see... I didn't know you liked chicken this much.

Morgana

Hah, hah, hah...! Now you finally understand how I feel.

Bedivere

M-Morgana?! When did you...

Morgana

The Fairy Queen doesn't miss a feast. I resurrect again and again for the sake of eating.

Still, what a pathetic human. To risk your life over mere chicken... Cows and pigs taste just as goo...

Ethan

Uwaaaah!!

Wham!

Morgana

Kyaaaah!!

I slammed my fist down on Morgana's head, venting my fury.

Elizabeth

Morgana, are you all right...?

Bedivere

W-What a terrible sound...

After throwing that fit, I felt refreshed. Straightening my sword at my side, I addressed the owner with dignity.

Ethan

Hey... we'll hunt down every last chicken, so make sure to prepare a delicious feast.

Manager

O-Of course...!

Ethan

Start boiling the water now. I'll be back before it cools.

Morgana

Y-You stupid pig, Ethan! You poor excuse of a human, how dare you hit me?!

Ethan

I don't have time to bicker with you. If you want to eat, then cooperate.

Morgana

Grrr...!

Ethan

And you two! What are you standing around for? Hurry up!

Morgana

Honestly, you're so selfish. Always being mean to me, yet look at you now...

Ethan

Sure, I've got my own greed. But if we don't stop this, the festival will be ruined too. I'm doing this for the people!

Elizabeth

Ethan has a point.

We'll catch the chickens and investigate what's happening. If someone is behind this... we can't let it go.

Morgana

Sigh... fine, I'll help.

Bedivere

Yes! A festival without chicken would feel empty!

Now that you mention it, I'm starting to get hungry too... Please hurry!

Ethan

That's the spirit. Let's go!

And with that, we headed straight for the streets where the chickens were running loose.

2. Witch's Mischief Ep.5

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We managed to capture quite a number of chickens.

Still flapping wildly and clucking in protest, they were stuffed into baskets and carried off to homes and restaurants.

Bedivere

That should wrap things up for now.

Ethan

Finally, we can eat.

Morgana

Chickens can flap all they want, but in the end they're still chickens. I'll tear into one leg in each hand!

Elizabeth

Hehe, let's head back to the restaurant.

Just as everything seemed about to end on a cheerful note...

A crowd of distressed villagers rushed over.

Villager

Princess, please! Catch our chickens too!

Village Woman

Our chickens have escaped as well!

Ethan

What the...

Bedivere

They're people from neighboring villages. Looks like this isn't happening only here.

Elizabeth

Then we can't just return. Let's go, Ethan.

Ethan

Uh... mm...

Honestly, I wasn't thrilled. It's not like monsters had appeared, and now we had to run off to other villages...

Ethan

I mean, we still need to investigate the cause of all this, but shouldn't we eat first and check the chickens we already caught...?

Muttering, I sneaked a glance at Morgana.

She'd definitely agree with me out of sheer laziness!

Morgana

Why don't we just finish them all off while we're at it? We'll have to do it eventually anyway.

Ethan

....

Morgana

What?

Ethan

...Why are you only diligent at times like this?

Morgana

Better than dragging it out until we're exhausted and then having to deal with it.

Elizabeth

Come on, Ethan.

There was no way out. Clutching my growling stomach, I trudged after them.

3. Witch's Mischief Ep.10

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When we finally chased the chickens into a dead end...

We came face-to-face with something we never could've imagined.

Ethan

Wh-What the hell is that?!

Elizabeth

Th-That's... a chicken... right...?

Ethan

I mean, I guess technically... but can we even call that a chicken...?

Elizabeth

It's ridiculously big...

The thing glaring at us was bigger than any chicken we'd caught so far. The size of a calf at least.

And unlike the ones just wearing pumpkins on their heads, this one was a monster through and through.

Morgana

A cockatrice...? How troublesome. For such a worthless beast to show up acting like the boss...

Maybe it needs another nerf before it learns its place.

Bedivere

Nerf? What's that?

Ethan

Hey, stop spouting nonsense again. You don't even have debuff magic...

Morgana

You don't get it! So many people are pissed at this stupid clucker! Running around like it's got bird flu, mrrph! Mmph!!

Ethan

I don't know what you're babbling about, but calm down.

Bedivere

Well, she IS the Fairy Queen. Maybe she hears things we can't. That monster must've been tormenting people horribly.

Elizabeth

Even so... it must have its reasons...

For chickens to end up like this... for a cockatrice to go berserk and cause people to suffer...

I don't believe it did all that just to be cruel...

Ethan

Elizabeth. You don't have to play along with Morgana's delusions.

Sure, everything has its reasons. But our job is simple: defeat the monster, and save the people.

Bedivere

Y-Yeah! If we keep swinging our swords, someday we'll be rewarded!

Elizabeth

...Right!

Ethan

All right! Let's take down this arrogant chicken and get some food!

And so began a rather ridiculous battle.

At last, the cockatrice was slain.

The beast that had rampaged like a dinosaur fell to our combined assault, shrieking its last. We cheered in victory, shouting: Today, we feast on chicken!

Ethan

That thing pecked like crazy.

Morgana

At the end of the day, it's still just poultry. I burned off its feathers and made it ready for stew.

Ethan

Strange... I swear someone was dangling from its beak, screaming just a moment ago...

Morgana

Y-You must've imagined it! Definitely!

Elizabeth

Ethan, the chickens are normal apart from those pumpkins on their heads.

Bedivere

Yeah, the strange aura's gone too. There was something ominous before, but now... nothing.

But how do we even haul this to the restaurant...?

Elizabeth

We'll need a cart. I'll ask the townsfolk.

Bedivere

Oh! I'll take care of it, Princess.

Morgana

Heh, heh, heh... Tonight we feast.

Ethan

W-wait! You're seriously planning on eating this thing?

Elizabeth

Huh? Well... it's technically just a big chicken...

Ethan

Shouldn't we call in mages and have them examine it first? That was the plan, wasn't it?

This is a monster. If you eat something like this, you're guaranteed to regret it.

Bedivere

R-Right... you're right...

Sorry. I was just too hungry and wasn't thinking...

Elizabeth

True. A bird this big couldn't possibly be normal. I also immediately thought about eating it without realizing...

I nodded and checked over the captured chickens.

Ethan

They looked fine enough... but after rampaging so violently, it had to be one of two things.

Either they were warped by sorcery, curses, some magical force... or...

Elizabeth

They could've been altered by drugs as well...

A curse born of foul magic. Human experiments by the Church of Tiamat. The apostles' dark sorcery. Miracles from legendary beings...

All of them were possible.

Elizabeth

What do you think, Ethan?

Ethan

I...

I declared firmly, certain of at least one thing.

Ethan

It's someone's doing. I don't know the method, but it was intentional.

Elizabeth

I thought so too...

Ethan

No normal chicken would rampage like that, or end up looking so grotesque.

And that pumpkin on its head... I doubt it just slipped on by accident.

Bedivere

C-Creepy... Who would do something like this in a season of harvest and prosperity...?

Ethan

At the very least, not someone just hungry for more meat.

Morgana

Hmmm...

Ethan

What is it?

Morgana

This pumpkin... I can sense a faint trace of mana.

Ethan

What? You mean it was used as a magical tool?

Morgana

Exactly.

Elizabeth

If magic's involved, then their violent attacks make sense. But who would do this to chickens...?

Bedivere

It... it wouldn't be like how I was transformed, right?

Bedivere's timid question made Elizabeth smile softly.

Elizabeth

Of course not. What you experienced isn't something just anyone could go through.

Bedivere

Really...?

Elizabeth

Yes. Only someone with a pure, strong heart and the right qualities could. Someone like you, Bedi.

Bedivere

P-Princess... hwaaaah!

Elizabeth

Bedi!!

...Feels like we've gone back in time again, but I'll keep my mouth shut.

I chuckled and turned back toward the onlookers who'd gathered to gawk at the slain boss chicken, and that's when I spotted a familiar hat.

Ethan

Huh...?

Thick chains, ornate decorations, and a brim so large it looked heavy just to wear. I'd seen it before.

Ethan

That's...

Naturally, my gaze moved beneath the brim, to a round face, a troubled expression, and a girl with an eyepatch.

Ethan

I knew it!

Morgause

Eh...?

Ethan

Morgause...! Get over here!

Morgause

Wh-What?!

Hyaaa!!

With a clatter, Morgause tripped spectacularly. But she scrambled back up and bolted in a panic.

Ethan

Catch her!

Elizabeth

Huh? Who?

Ethan

Morgause! I'm sure of it!

Morgana

The Scarlet Witch is here?!

Ethan

She is! Our eyes met, and she ran. No doubt she's connected to this oversized chicken too. I'm certain of it!

Bedivere

I-I'll go after her!

Ethan

Don't rush in alone, Bedivere! If cornered, she'll definitely fight back with magic.

Elizabeth

We should maintain formation while we chase.

Ethan

Either way, we can't let her escape. Move!

And so, an unexpected chase began.

4. Witch's Mischief Ep.11

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We chased for a long time, but Morgause was nowhere to be seen.

With so many onlookers out for the festivities, it was not easy to catch someone who slipped into the crowd.

Ethan

Damn... We lost her.

Elizabeth

Are you sure you did not mistake someone else?

Ethan

I am certain. There is only one kid on this continent who waddles around in a foolish hat like that.

Elizabeth

Why would Morgause...

Ethan

Because she is the one pulling the strings. She got caught watching after starting all this, then bolted.

Bedivere

What do we do now? If Morgause chooses to hide, finding her will be difficult.

Ethan

Tch... I could not even catch someone who is useless at anything physical.

Bedivere

Maybe she used magic?

Ethan

If you saw that waddling run from behind, you would not say that.

It's because there are too many people.

Elizabeth

Hmm... The crowd is heavy today.

Bedivere

Many came to see the chickens, but the town was already noisy with festival preparations.

Elizabeth

...Ethan, over here. There are tracks...

Ethan

Tracks?

Where Elizabeth pointed, a small round something lay on the ground.

Ethan

What is this... a bead?

Bedivere

This is... candy.

Ethan

Candy?

Bedivere

Yes. Children love it. I love it too, so I know it well. I buy them whenever I stop by the grocer.

Ethan

That explains why our funds have felt strangely low... We have found another culprit.

Bedivere

T-That is...

Ethan

Are you sure this candy is connected to Morgause?

Bedivere

I think so. I do not see any shop in this village that would sell sweets.

Elizabeth

The first village we stayed in had only crops as well.

Morgana

It is a mountain village. Sweet and tasty things are for cities.

Well, at this time of year... even if the village does not make them, they could have come in through the market.

Ethan

At this time of year? Is there a custom of eating candy at harvest time?

Morgana

That is not what I meant. I mean the day when humans throw food around for fun.

Elizabeth clapped, as if she remembered something.

Elizabeth

You mean Halloween.

Ethan

Halloween?!

Elizabeth looked at me curiously as I gasped.

Elizabeth

Why are you so surprised?

Ethan

I am just amazed this world has Halloween too...

Elizabeth

Halloween is one of the festivals for the gods and saints.

At least for this day, people share drink and food and even stop fighting. Even the Empire would not dare to blaspheme.

We hold it every year. Did you not know?

Ethan

It just came back to me. I never really took part...

Morgana

Hmph. Ethan is a pig who doesn't know how to enjoy life.

Ethan

That is because of you...!

When you are scrambling to survive, running here and there with no end to the adventure, where is the time to enjoy a festival?

It was the same before that, too.

Training swordplay at Merlin's house left no room for festivals or events.

Ethan

My isekai adventure is a mess... When I came to my senses, I was a machine that swings a sword...

And now I am fighting chickens on an empty stomach and chasing witches... Ngh...!

Elizabeth

Please do not be too discouraged, Ethan.

Bedivere

Yes, Ethan. You can enjoy it with us this year.

Ethan

Ahem...! If you all say so...

Now I have one more reason to catch Morgause and grill her with questions. For a proper festival, we need the truth fast.

Ethan

Can we track her with just these candies?

Elizabeth

Well...

Bedivere

Princess, more candy here!

Elizabeth

What...?

Bedivere

Over this way too... Ah! And here as well.

Ethan

...What is this, Hansel and Gretel?

Bedivere was right. Candy pieces dotted a path that curved out of the alley and beyond the fence.

Morgana

Heh. What a careless witch. Slurp...!

Ethan

Since when! When did you start eating them on the sly?

Morgana

Because candy is sweet and tasty.

A Fairy Queen picking sweets off the ground... I pity the fairies who chose to follow this one.

Ethan

Either way, let us go. We need to catch her before she gets too far.

Elizabeth

Right!

Following the candy into the forest, we found Morgause being scolded by her hat, flustered and mumbling.

Morgause

I did not know the chickens would end up like that...

Hieek?! I mean... I didn't know the Swordbringer and his friends would show up so suddenly...

S-Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

Haaa... Please spare me the harsh words...

Ethan

She still looks miserable.

Bedivere

From the sound of it, the hat hit the mark. Very suspicious.

Elizabeth

Um... Miss Morgause?

Morgause

Eh...?

Eek! They caught up to me!

R-Run away? N-Now? I am out of breath... Hah?! I will go!

Ethan

Wait! Morgause, where are you going? Explain what those chickens are.

Morgause

I-I do not know anything!

Ethan

Ah... She ran again.

Morgana

Huff, huff... Why do you run so fast? Keeping up was exhausting.

Ethan

That cursed hat...

Now it's personal. Elizabeth, Bedivere, we will catch that weirdo and interrogate her properly!

Morgana

Um, Ethan? What are you saying... Don't tell me again...

Elizabeth

Yes. I am starting to get angry too.

Bedivere

It is the witch who deceived the Princess and fled. We will catch her and hold her accountable.

Morgana

Listen to me, please! If we are going to run again, then carry m...

Morgana

Take me with you! Ethaaaan...!

5. Witch's Mischief Ep.15

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Thud.

The ground shook with pressure. The boss chicken we fought back in town, the Cockatrice...

Not one, but four of them appeared.

Bedivere

More Cockatrice!

Elizabeth

Their cries sound like someone wailing. Like the lament of workers locked in a windowless room...

Ethan

Don't say awful things like that, Elizabeth. Anyway... four of those hulks together is overwhelming...

Morgana

That much meat could feed a whole village.

Ethan

Stop defaulting to eating. They are monsters. We don't know where they came from.

Also, I'm hungry. Please stop talking about food.

Bedivere

Um... If we fry them, it might work out somehow.

Ethan

...!

Bedivere... you're actually quite brilliant?

Bedivere

Hehe. I was chosen as the Princess's guard, after all.

Elizabeth

Ethan. If we don't finish fast, Morgause may get far away.

Ethan

Right. I don't know the details, but...

I drew my sword and stepped forward.

Ethan

Come at me, chickens. I will fry every last one of you.

Morgana

For once we agree, Ethan.

I will beat, fry, and roast those detestable birds until my temper cools.

Behold magic infused with everyone's resentment.

Ethan

The townsfolk did suffer, that is true.

Cockatrice

Goooooock! Cluck cluck!!

Ethan

Come here, bird brain. I will pluck every feather you have.

6. Witch's Mischief Ep.20

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After the brawl, we pushed deeper in. Morgause, resting in the brush, jumped in fright.

Ethan

Haa... Looks like you don't have the strength to run anymore.

Morgause

Eh...?! You followed me all the way...!

Elizabeth

Miss Morgause, please explain what happened.

Bedivere

We skipped a meal to fight chickens without knowing why...

Ethan

Why did you run? Was it because you really did this?

Morgause

N-No, that is not it. I was given a mission to observe the chickens, but...

Ethan

A mission?

Morgause

Ah! F-Forget what you just heard... I mean... uh...

What? Burn the pigs black and silence them? Ah, um... that is a bit...

They will revive anyway with the World Tree's power? No, if they are completely burned to ash, that would be difficult, wouldn't it?

Morgana

Enough babbling. I won't listen further.

Ethan

That hat is trying to lead Morgause into mischief again.

Morgause

Aagh! My head... My head hurts...!

Elizabeth

It seems we have to fight.

Bedivere

I agree. She is in no state to reason with.

In the chaos, Morgause's hat flashed and burst into flames.

The blazing heat surged up in an instant, ready to devour us.

Morgause

S-Sorry! I have no choice...!

Figures. A binding curse is like a brand on the soul. We will have to subdue her.

Ethan

I'll free you quickly.

At last the hat quieted down.

When I grabbed Morgause, she sagged like flat ale, then bowed her head in resignation.

Morgause

I have been caught...

Ethan

Good thing you didn't truly mean to fight. The whole forest nearly went up.

Bedivere

Morgana countered fire with fire...

Morgana

I merely punished an enemy who attacked.

Ethan

Anyway, are you alright now? It will be trouble if the hat acts up again.

Morgause

I think I'm fine. My head is not ringing anymore.

Elizabeth

Morgause. What exactly were you doing out here?

Ethan

You mentioned a mission. What did you mean?

Morgause

T-That is...

Actually... I heard one of the continent's most famous festivals, Halloween, was about to begin...

I'm not well informed, but... they said Halloween was traditionally a festival for witches too...

Watching our faces, Morgause continued carefully.

Morgause

Circe suggested we give people a surprise. She said she had a very good plan...

Elizabeth

Circe did?

Ethan

I knew it. Morgause wouldn't do something this bizarre on her own.

Circe... What are you trying to pull...

Morgause

B-Bizarre?

Bedivere

Uhh... Putting pumpkins on chicken heads? That's not normal.

Morgana

Exactly. If it were me, I would have turned the chickens themselves into pumpkins. That fits Halloween better.

Ethan

That's worse...

Bedivere

At least we found the mastermind quickly.

Elizabeth

So Circe did that to the chickens just to scare people?

She does embarrassing things sometimes, but I didn't take her for someone who would torment living creatures.

Ethan

Who knows. I still can't read her. But I do get the "mission" you were on. Those pumpkins on the chicken heads... that was you, right?

Morgause

Yes... She gave me a bunch of cute pumpkin decorations...

She said if I put them on the chickens, people would be startled by the pumpkins...

Ethan

Startled is one word for it. Very much so.

Elizabeth

The prank went too far.

Morgause

B-But...! I didn't know they would become so violent. Or grow bigger... I wasn't told any of that... so...

Elizabeth

You panicked and ran.

Morgause

Yes...

Morgana

Hmph. No witch would make an ordinary chicken trinket. You were thoroughly tricked.

Ethan

Then why take the job at all? You didn't even like leaving the forest before.

Morgause

Because... she gave me lots of sweet candy I had never tasted in the woods...

Bedivere

Halloween does mean candy.

Morgause

She said when people got scared and ran, I should hand candy to the children... and I could eat some too...

Morgana

Ha! Fooled by food. I didn't know an ancient witch could be so light in the rear.

Ethan

Am I hearing things... Did Morgana just say that line? Hm? Is that really happening?

Elizabeth

Hehe. That shamelessness is part of Morgana's charm.

Morgause

B-But... it was really delicious. Sweet, and the aroma was wonderful.

Ethan

Say, Morgause. Where is that candy now?

Morgause

Here...

Morgause pulled a pouch from inside her cloak.

But of course there was no candy.

She peered into the empty pouch, then turned to us with teary eyes.

Morgause

A-All the candy is gone...! There was a lot... This is strange!

Ethan

Nothing strange about it. We found you by following the candies you dropped.

Bedivere

You must have spilled them all. There were quite a few on the ground.

Morgause

Whaaat?!

Bedivere

B-But we did pick them up! We followed the trail while picking them up!

Morgause

T-Thank goodness... haa...

I patted Morgause's shoulder, then shook my head.

Ethan

You said you picked them up, not that you still have them. Right, Bedivere?

Bedivere

Y-Yes... But at least they were put to meaningful use instead of going to waste...

Morgause

What do you mean? I don't understand at all...

Confused, Morgause grabbed her hat and trembled. I calmly pointed at Morgana.

Ethan

They are all inside this one's stomach.

Elizabeth

She ate them with incredible speed.

Morgana

Of course. You all ran off without any concern for my well being.

If I had not refueled with sugar, I couldn't have kept up.

Morgause

M-My... candy... It is... uuu...!

Bedivere

Morgause collapsed!

Elizabeth

Unfortunate... The shock must be severe.

Ethan

Wait! Get up, Morgause. You cannot pass out yet.

Where is Circe? What did she use to make those pumpkins so the chickens went berserk like that? I need answers!

No matter how I shook her, it did no good.

Exhausted in body, mana, and mind, Morgause did not get up for a long while.

7. Witch's Mischief Ep.21

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Cutting through the heavy air, we sprinted through the forest.

After silently following Circe's trail for a while, Elizabeth finally spoke up, hesitantly.

Elizabeth

Do you think... Morgause will be alright?

Ethan

She'll be fine. A witch that famous across the continent isn't going down over something like this.

Bedivere

W-We did at least lay her down somewhere sunny...

Ethan

That... sounds a bit ominous. Let's just say we made sure she could rest in peace.

Elizabeth

That doesn't sound much better, Ethan.

Bedivere

But are we sure Circe is really in this direction?

Ethan

Judging by Morgause's reaction, she was definitely nearby. The mana traces lead straight this way, there's no mistake.

I recalled Circe's sly smile.

Circe... she's always been into weird experiments involving chickens or horses, but...

Ethan

No matter how I think about it, this whole thing makes no sense.

Pumpkin hats? I don't know what that sneaky witch is planning, but this just seems... too wholesome for her.

Morgana

Wholesome?! Turning perfectly good food loose by having them walking around on their own is shameless enough!

Ethan

I meant compared to her usual tendencies.

Elizabeth

True... her plans have always been... easy to read, if a bit embarrassing.

Bedivere

She's the witch obsessed with mating rituals, right...?

Ethan

Exactly my point.

She's been wandering around looking suspicious, but she wasn't as aggressive as before, nor was she writhing around in heat.

So what on earth is she plotting...?

Bedivere

Looks like this Halloween's going to be a disaster...

Elizabeth

Hmm...

Morgana

A witch's intentions are obvious. She probably wanted all those plump chickens for herself, to boil and eat!

Ethan

...Normally I'd ignore that, but could you try coming up with a theory that sounds less you? You're supposed to be a fairy queen, remember?

Morgana shot me a sharp look.

Morgana

Witches don't act with purpose, that's how religion works.

Ethan

So you're saying she did all this because she was bored?

Morgana

That foolish witch said it herself, she wanted to give everyone a surprise. If that's her purpose, I suppose it counts.

Ethan

Hmm...

There are many ways to surprise people.

But if that's all she wanted, she could've done it with a simple spell that turned a few chickens into pumpkins.

Ethan

What a dreadful Halloween... What was she planning to do with those chickens, anyway?

Elizabeth

It's supposed to be a warm, cheerful holiday...

Bedivere

She's a famous witch, maybe she was trying to create some vicious beast?

Ethan

Circe doesn't usually harm others on purpose. Morgana's theory sounds more plausible, surprisingly.

Elizabeth

Now that you mention it... handing out candy could mean she really just wanted to enjoy the festival.

Ethan

Still, that can't be all. We'll know once we catch her and make her talk.

Or maybe... she's preparing some bizarre ritual. Something that'll shock everyone.

Elizabeth

Then... could those chickens with pumpkin heads be part of that ritual?

Bedivere

They say Halloween is a witch's festival.

And most rituals require living sacrifices, so... Ethan's guess might be right...!

Elizabeth

Hmm...

Bedivere

But continuing the pursuit might be difficult now.

It's getting dark, the tracks are fading... and we already caught all the chickens. How about we rest and resume tomorrow?

Elizabeth

I agree with Bedi. Lady Morgause might have woken up by now, we should count on her instead.

Ethan

Guess we don't have a choice.

Morgana

Finally decided to face reality, huh? Not that we could go further anyway, there's a cliff up ahead.

When Morgana pointed forward, Bedivere tilted her head.

Bedivere

Huh...? There's no cliff in this forest.

Ethan

Huh? Then what's that big rock over there?

Bedivere

A rock...?

Elizabeth

Wait! Something's off...!

At that very moment, the massive "cliff wall" around us began to rumble and move.

That's when I realized, it wasn't a rock at all...

Ethan

It's a golem?!

Elizabeth

Golems are magical constructs. If Circe's nearby, that confirms it!

Ethan

Guess it's trying to block us because we came to get her... looks like retreat isn't an option.

Bedivere

Then we'll have to fight.

Morgana

Ugh! This is all because you dragged us deep into the forest, Ethan!

Ethan

Complain later. Deal with that thing first.

Elizabeth

I agree. If we leave the golem be, travelers might get hurt.

Ethan

We'll smash them all, then find Circe and get our answers. Everyone, hang in there!

Morgana

Gyaaaah!!

Grabbing the back of Morgana's neck as she flailed, I charged straight at the golem.

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Breaking through the golems, we found Circe exactly where we expected.

Circe

Oh my, Ethan. We meet again...

Did you miss me that much? Showing up at this hour... I'm flattered.

Ethan

We did come looking for you, but not in that way, so cut it out.

Elizabeth

R-Right...! You blocked our path with golems and now you act shameless on top of it?

Morgana

Huff... huff...

Bedivere

Thanks to Circe, Morgana is broken... She has not even had a proper meal today.

Ethan

That's just because she has terrible stamina...

Anyway, you are coming with us. We already heard plenty from Morgause, so denying it will not help.

Circe

Hmm? I had no intention of lying anyway.

If Ethan wants, I can lay my whole heart, and body, bare for you... heehee.

Ethan

N-No thanks...

I'll admit, I was slightly tempted, but I kept a straight face. Elizabeth, fuming beside me, was honestly terrifying.

Elizabeth

What exactly did you do?!

Even if you like pranks, this went too far. Chickens are precious resources for the townspeople.

Circe

The problems of humans aren't my concern.

I avoid pointless killing, but there are few animals more suitable for experiments than chickens.

Ethan

See? She's not the kind of witch who values life.

Bedivere

That's awful...

Elizabeth

There's no point in talking anymore. I'll defeat you here and make you talk through force!

Circe

Sigh... how tiresome.

Morgana

I agree it's tiresome... but... I'm also a little angry.

I couldn't eat my daily dose of meat and all this trouble, it's all your fault! I won't forgive you!

Ethan

Seems everyone's in agreement. Guess I've got no choice but to fight too. Why don't you just surrender?

Circe

I can't do that. Beating my golems wasn't the end, you know?

Ethan

Figures...

Circe

Ethan... your sword... I want to feel it all over my body. Let's see if you're worthy to dominate me... fufu... fufufu...

Deeper... push it deeper... ngh...!

This sensation... more... give me more... aaah!

Ethan

Alright, everyone! Take down this perverted witch!

Circe

Hnng!

Ethan

Stop moaning like that and falling over! You can still fight!

Circe

As expected of you, Ethan. You're stronger than I imagined.

Fine. I'll accept any torture you desire. If you want... imprisonment... restraints...

Ethan

Hey! Enough! Just answer me! Why did you do that to the chickens?!

Circe

To surprise people for Halloween, of course.

Elizabeth

Using chickens?!

Bedivere

Everyone sure was surprised... chickens wearing pumpkins and walking through town...

Ethan

That can't be all. What's the real reason?

Circe

As sharp as ever, Ethan...!

I was preparing a ritual. When the moon shines upon the pumpkin-headed chickens, the spell would activate.

Ethan

And what happens when it activates?

Circe

I'm not exactly sure.

Ethan

What?! How can you not know when you're the one doing it?!

Circe

You misunderstand. I only crafted the pumpkin hats with my potion and handed out candy.

Elizabeth

What...?!

Before Elizabeth could press her further, a fierce gust of wind tore through the forest.

Flash!

Bedivere

Kya! M-My eyes!

Elizabeth

Ugh...!

Ethan

Guh... what's happening...?

Dian Cecht

It's me, Ethan.

Ethan

Dian...?!

Dian Cecht

I'm the one who planned this with Circe and Morgause. And I'm the only one who knows what the spell does.

So stop bullying Circe.

Elizabeth

Dian... what were you thinking?!

Dian Cecht

It's Halloween, isn't it? In this bleak world, I wanted to create something truly memorable. A powerful event, using the strength of witches.

When the chickens gather, their pumpkin hats ignite in flame.

Ethan

Living jack-o'-lanterns... that's way too cruel!

Dian Cecht

Hm? But everyone eats chickens anyway.

Bedivere

That's still awful, Dian! Chickens may be food, but you can't just kill them like that!

And the townspeople who lost them were harmed too!

Elizabeth

Bedi's right! Halloween isn't just a witches' festival, it's for everyone! I can't accept this!

Dian Cecht

Hmph... What humans feel has nothing to do with me.

I only wanted to make a Halloween worth remembering.

Circe agreed to test the pumpkin hats made from her own potion.

Circe

That's right. I thought it was a pretty fresh idea.

Ethan

In what world?!

Circe

Well... if it worked, I could put a pumpkin on Ethan's head and control him as I pleased... or maybe the other way around... mm...

Ethan

You really know how to say terrifying things with a straight face...

Elizabeth

What about Morgause? Why was she involved?

Dian Cecht

I gave her candy, and she followed. She didn't want to come out at first, so I had to coax her a bit.

Morgana

Yaaawn. Are you all done blabbering?

Dian Cecht

The Fairy Queen... Morgana.

Morgana

I heard your petty little plan loud and clear. Now it's time you pay for making me suffer.

Dian Cecht

I won't go down that easily. Not even to you.

Circe, we should withdraw for now. Let's finish this in town.

Circe

Okay...

See you next time, Ethan!

Ethan

Think you can get away?!

Elizabeth

Quick! After them!

We chased the two fleeing witches toward the village.

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The witches' combined assault was fierce, but in the end, we emerged victorious.

Morgause, still not fully recovered, had collapsed long before the end, and the remaining two culprits were surrounded.

Circe

Hnng...

Dian Cecht

Nngh...

Ethan

You wicked witches...! Looks like you can't move anymore.

I stood triumphantly over the fallen Dian and Circe, though their defeated poses were... more than a little indecent.

Dian Cecht

Ugh... We lost. Ethan's attacks were overwhelming... he didn't hold back at all...

Circe

My body's still tingling... it aches all over... I can't stand it...!

Ethan

If you do something wrong, you face punishment. Maybe next time you'll think twice before tormenting people.

Dian Cecht

Aah... We only wanted to enjoy Halloween... ngh...!

Circe

Haaah... Ethan's blows... they left me a complete mess...!

Dian Cecht

We were so pathetically defeated... there's no point in resisting anymore.

Go on, do as you wish... haah...

Circe

In the end, we'll probably have our clothes torn apart and pumpkins shoved over our heads while we get spanked!

Naughty witches like us deserve to be punished... harshly trained and corrected! Aaah!

Dian Cecht

Haa... haa...

Circe

T-The chickens are pecking at me...! I'm being punished... for being such a bad witch...!

Agh...! Ethan... make me sticky and sweet... like candy...

Dian Cecht

S-Stop saying such shameless things...!

Ugh... how indecent... haah...

We'd won, yet somehow it didn't feel like victory. I couldn't shake the feeling that we'd been dancing to their tune.

Lying there in seductive poses, waiting for judgment... I couldn't tell if they were truly defeated or just pretending.

Elizabeth

Take it easy, both of you. I'm blushing from just looking at you...!

Bedivere

Y-Yeah... this is really awkward...

Ethan

Maybe Halloween used to be a witches' festival, but now it's a time to comfort people weary from war.

Dian Cecht

So, you're saying... we were wrong...

Ethan

A festival that doesn't make everyone happy isn't worth having.

If you really want to enjoy it, how about handing out those candies instead?

Circe

Candy? You mean these ones I made?

Elizabeth

...! That's actually a good idea.

Bedivere

I agree! Circe's candy are amazing after all!

Circe

Hmm... but plain candy is boring.

What if I made candy that makes people fall in love? Or turns children into candy instead?

They're already ready to go, actually. And if you eat this one, you'll feel an instant urge to...

Ethan

Stop right there! You're trying to cause another problem!

Morgause sided with you because of candy, didn't she? And Morgana enjoyed it too.

That should be enough to earn people's goodwill. If you don't cooperate, you'll be spending Halloween in a cell.

Circe

Huh?! W-What a terrifying threat...

Dian Cecht

I'll admit, Circe's candy is special. It was so sweet...

The more I ate, the better I felt... I even started wanting to see you, Ethan... and now I'm all warm inside.

When you eat Circe's candy, you feel really good, Ethan. You should try one.

There was definitely another meaning in her words. Still... if it's really that tasty...

Ethan

Dian's complimenting her candy, too. The kids will love it for sure.

Morgana

If it's that delicious, then give me some too! The ones I stole from Morgause weren't nearly enough!

Ethan

How are you still grumpy after eating so many...?

Circe

Hm? If you took Morgause's, those were just ordinary candies. That's probably why.

Ordinary...? Then what about the ones here...?! A chill ran down my spine.

Morgana

Pathetic, piggy witches! Hand over your candy to me, now!

Come on, give me the whole basket!

Ethan

Keep this up and your teeth wont last long.

Morgana

Is it my fault that I'm always hungry? You don't feed me properly!

Ethan

Since when did I become your personal chef...?

Circe

Hehe... I wouldn't mind if Ethan fed me too... mmm...

Bedivere

Um... everyone, maybe we should stop fighting and head back? The town's probably still preparing for the Halloween festival at the plaza!

Elizabeth

She's right, Ethan. We found the real culprits, solved the case... now it's time to enjoy the festival!

If we're late, all the food will get cold!

Ethan

Good idea. I bet the chickens we returned have already been cooked up nicely. After all that fighting, I'm starving.

Bedivere

Ah... that reminds me...

What about Morgause? She's still not moving at all.

Ethan

Morgause is...

Morgause

Candy... please, give me candy.. ugh...

No candy for losers? N-No... I'm sorry... I was wrong... sniff...!

Morgause mumbled weakly, her body limp like a ragdoll. I could see the pumpkin hat covering her face twitch faintly.

Ethan

Judging by the silence from the hat, she's fine. Let's leave her.

Dian Cecht

Um... Ethan...?

Ethan

Yeah?

Dian's cheeks flushed slightly as she spoke.

Dian Cecht

Would you... help me hand out candy?

If we really did enjoy Halloween the wrong way, I'd like to experience the real thing, beside you.

It'd be nice... to spend it with you.

Ethan

Hmm...

I looked around at my companions. No one was hurt, and the chickens were safely returned to their owners...

Ethan

I guess we could.

Bedivere

I-I'll help too! You say... "Trick or treat," right?

Elizabeth

That's what the kids who want candy are supposed to say, Bedi.

Ethan

Right. It's a large festival... and I can't just leave a couple of clueless witches wandering around.

This time, I'll show you what a real Halloween celebration is like. Come on, Dian, Circe.

Dian Cecht

Okay, I'd love that!

Circe

I was waiting for you to say that, Ethan... hehe.

Tonight... is going to be a very hot night.

A smile crept across my face.

My first Halloween in this world... might actually turn out to be a lot of fun.