Lost Sword story · Event story
Bunny Bunny, Bunny Bunny
3 scenes, 147 lines
1. Bunny Bunny, Bunny Bunny Ep.1
82 linesEven in the midst of relentless battles, there are moments of peace, an oasis in the desert.
Today was one of those moments. A princess, tailing behind me with like a puppy.
Today... was the day I gave Erin a tour of town.
From here on out is the market square. Thanks to all the monsters we've been slaying, merchants can move through safely again.
Wooow! It's so lively!
That over there is a statue of Morgana. It's kind of a local favorite.
Gasp! A statue of the Fairy Queen herself? To think people revere her... how noble!
Uh... it's not really like that. A sculptor made it after watching Morgana get eaten by a slime. Said it was "inspiring."
Huh? But you said it's a local favorite...
Yeah, for kids. It's part of the playground.
Oh...
A-anyway! That inn over there, Princess Elizabeth works there, right?
To think she's helping raise military funds with her own two hands... Truly an inspiration! A role model for princesses everywhere!
You really do speak like royalty, huh.
Hehe, I can't wait to meet her in person.
...You might want to tone those expectations down a bit.
I dodged the question.
If she saw how worn out Elizabeth's been, constantly getting scolded for every little mistake, she'd be heartbroken.
Poor kid.
Still, I did promise to show Erin around... Sorry, Elizabeth. Try to make a good first impression, yeah?
Thud.
Just as we were about to step inside, Ria blocked the entrance.
Princess Erin may not enter.
What? Why not?
O-oh, is that so? That's too bad...
But allow me to treat you to some delicious pudding instead. Right this way.
What kind of "event" are they even running in there?
I chuckled and gave a little wave as Erin walked away. Well, at least Elizabeth's reputation is safe, for now.
[Ethan swings open the door]
...Why is it so dark in here?
The lighting was unusually dim, and even the windows had been shut tight.
As my eyes adjusted to the flickering candlelight, I could make out the shapes of several women fidgeting nervously in the shadows.
W-Welcome... Ethan...
I am happy that you're our very first guest tonight.
W-What are you staring at?! Just pick a seat already!
What the hell is going on here?
They said there was a special event, but the whole inn had been transformed into some kind of... tavern lounge.
And to top it off, all the staff were dressed as... bunny girls?
Ria... just how far did you go this time...?
This is... absolutely... amazing.
Ethan, allow me to show you to your seat...
Elizabeth, face beet red, stepped up to host. Unlike the others, she was wearing a maid outfit... but from the way she trembled, she was clearly mortified.
What is all this?
The manager's been obsessed with this kind of... theme lately.
Then why are you still dressed differently?
I-I'm just... still hiding my true power, that's all!
Right. More like, hiding from the shame. I stifled a laugh and took the seat she nervously guided me to.
Ahem... May I take your order?
Wow... even Galahad pulls it off surprisingly well.
To what are you staring at, may I ask? (Did he notice...?)
We humbly offer the Bunny Bunny Carrot Omelet Rice, Carrot Cake, and Carrot Salad. (Ugh, I'm so tired.)
Why is everything carrot-themed...?
We were told this is how it's supposed to be...?
Guess Ria overheard me ranting about bunny-themed dishes once and ran with it. She didn't quite get it right, but she tried.
Here, I'll even draw you a ketchup heart♡ as a complimentary. (Just tip me and eat already.)
Wow, this feels like proper VIP treatment. I don't know what kind of event this is, but it's probably good for business.
R-Right?
By the way, how did you even get here, Tristan? Cornwall's pretty far from here.
...A capable knight goes where duty calls! Y-You wouldn't understa, AAAH!
Tripping and falling in that outfit...that's kind of perverse...
W-Who are you calling perverse?!
Ria handed out these shady flyers saying something about "Bunny Bunny for Hire."
So that's the root of all this... Shaking my head, I glanced at poor Tristan, clearly dragged into this mess, and Galahad, who, strangely enough, looked like she was actually enjoying herself.
Well... I'm just here to be pampered, so I can't complain.
Emergency!
The door burst open and Ria rushed in, adjusting her glasses with a look of both glee and panic.
Customers are pouring in. Everyone, positions!
So it begins... the real deal.
Hwaaah! I'm so embarassed, what do I do?!
Wait, what about me?! I'm not part of the "real deal?!"
You dummy! We've got actual customers now, we don't have a choice!
That's not fair! I was finally getting proper treatment! No way, I'm not giving this up until I'm satisfied!
Boiling with frustration, I stormed outside.
No way was I letting my dream harem slip away like this!
2. Bunny Bunny, Bunny Bunny Ep.5
13 lines(Pant... pant...) Okay... I've managed to thin out the crowd a bit.
Just what kind of crazy advertising did Ria do?! At this rate, her inn's gonna be the hottest spot on the whole continent!
As I caught my breath, a flyer fluttered toward me, probably dropped by one of the guys I'd just knocked out.
What's this?
The moment I started reading the flyer, my heart began pounding like crazy.
A dreamlike tavern to fulfill your deepest desires! A secret haven for men, where bunny girls await!
First-time visitors get a free drink!
I crumpled the heart-covered flyer in frustration and let out a roar.
But it didn't matter. Across the field, more guests were already flooding in like moths to a flame.
This is my harem... and I'll protect it with my life!
Thus began the most important battle of my life.
3. Bunny Bunny, Bunny Bunny Ep.10
52 linesHah... haah... it has to be over now, right?
I needed to have a serious word with Ria. This wasn't about whether the business was doing well or not.
I couldn't stand by and watch the girls I've adventured with be swarmed by a pack of drooling men...!
I steeled myself to end this madness once and for all. But something felt... off.
A bunny girl approached, leading a small group of shady-looking men behind her.
...Anessa?!
Hm? Oh, the Swordbringer.
So even you couldn't resist the lust, huh?
W-Wrong! I mean...
Maybe?!
No, wait, that's not the point! A-Anyway, what are you doing here dressed like that?!
I heard there's a very interesting place around here... a glimpse into the depths of the male psyche... the very bottom of chaos itself... Fufu...
The way she said it, it felt less like she wanted to explore the mind... and more like she wanted to crack someone open and peek inside.
As impressive as Bunny Girl Anessa was, there was no way I could just let this walking disaster pass.
I raised my sword with a very different resolve than usual.
Whatever your intentions, I can't let you through. Please go back, Anessa!
Oh my, Swordbringer... don't tell me... you want me all to yourself? I didn't know you were that desperate. So naughty...
That's not it! I'm worried about what you might do!
Huh. Is that so...?
Then if you're not planning to ravish me... I guess I'll have to kill you.
Bunny girls really are something else.
Sigh...
Not bad, Swordbringer.
I know you're curious, Anessa, but this isn't your scene. You'd have to make heart-shaped ketchup designs and wait tables.
Now I'm really intrigued.
Teasing and seducing men... it's the essence of Lust, and Lust is the essence of humanity.
She's completely misunderstood. That's not what the Bunny Bunny Tavern is about at all!
No way!
I shouted and stepped in front of her. A blaring alarm rang deep in my brain, she must be stopped.
I won't give up, Swordbringer. Don't you want me...?
Gulp.
She slowly started approaching me. Even after I defeated her, she still wouldn't give up.
In that moment of crisis, a familiar voice rang out from behind me.
My, my. What do we have here? (Honestly, making me come all this way... how annoying.)
You pervert. Already found a new lover, huh...?
Ethan... how could you...
Did they come looking for me because I'd been gone so long...? For a moment, I was genuinely touched. Their sudden arrival almost brought a tear to my eye.
But... that feeling was short-lived.
So this is where you've been. No wonder we haven't had any customers.
After all that effort to invite you, this is how you repay me? I regret every piece of bread and drop of ale you've consumed.
R-Ria...?
Not only are you not helping, you're actively sabotaging our business. This cannot be overlooked.
Wait, hold on! Just let me explain...
Everyone. It's time we purge Ethan.
So it has come to this... Prepare yourself...!
Good. It'll help erase this shameful memory from my mind.
I-I'm sorry, Ethan...!
Hold on, Swordbringer. You're just gonna ignore me now?
N-No!
The newly arrived bunny girls... were all enemies. They stepped over the men I had defeated, ignoring my desperate cries.
But you know what? I had no regrets.
Because in the end, I protected the girls, with my own two hands.