Lost Sword story · Event story

Trick or Rita!

3 scenes, 206 lines

1. Trick or Rita! Ep.1

126 lines
Elizabeth

E-Ethan...! We have a problem!

Ethan

What's all the fuss this early in the morning?

Has she been causing trouble again?

Morgana

Who dares interrupt my sacred breakfast? The Fairy Queen would like a word with them.

Ethan

Wait, you're right here?

Then who else could've caused trouble...?

Morgana

...Didn't you say your shoulders have been stiff lately?

If they're still bothering you, just say the word. I'll use you for target practice.

Bedivere

P-Please, calm down, both of you...

Elizabeth

......

I think you'd better see for yourself.

You'd never believe me if I tried to explain.

The bedroom door eased open...

and a familiar face stepped into view.

Rita

H-Hey...

I-It's been a while, everyone...

Ethan

R-Rita...?!

Bedivere

I-Is that a costume for the Halloween Festival?

It looks lovely on you, but... it's quite a daring dress, isn't it...?

Morgana

Her chest's gotten bigger, too.

Rita

......!

Ethan

What are you even talking about?!

Morgana

I'm just stating the facts.

Open your eyes. Anyone can see they've gotten bigger.

Ethan

......

Rita

W-What are you staring at?!

Ethan

Now that you mention it, they do look a little bigger...

WHAM!

Ethan

Guh...!

Elizabeth

I'm sorry, Ethan. My hand slipped.

Ethan

How does your hand "slip" in such a perfect arc...?!

Bedivere

Princess... what exactly was the "problem" you mentioned earlier?

It doesn't exactly look like a maid uniform, but...

...it makes a perfect festival costume!

Elizabeth

W-Well...

Rita

...It's not a costume.

Bedivere

Huh...?

Rita

I-I'd never buy a dress like this!

When I woke up, I had wings and a tail...

...and all my maid outfits had turned into dresses!

I-It's not like I'm wearing it because I like it!

Ethan

Wait, so the wings and tail are...?

Rita

Y-You can believe what you want, but...

They aren't props. They're real.

Ethan

......

Rita

W-What...? Why are you looking at me like that?

I-I didn't dress up for you, you know!

Ethan

...There's something I've always wondered.

Are wings and tails really that sensitive...?

WHAM!

Ethan

Guhhhhh...!

Elizabeth

I'm sorry, Ethan. My hand slipped again.

Ethan

That was a full-force punch...!

Elizabeth

As you can see... Rita's turned into a succubus.

Ethan

You're just going to ignore me...?!

Elizabeth

Whoever turned an ordinary human into a demon...

...must be an exceptionally skilled mage.

Morgana

So that's why you came to me?

Elizabeth

That's right, Morgana.

Could you use your magic... to turn Rita back to normal?

If she stays like this... she'll never be able to work at the Maid Cafe again!

Morgana

Sigh... Such a nuisance, and first thing in the morning, too...

I never get a day off.

Ethan

......You were in bed all day yesterday.

Bedivere

Morgana, if the Maid Cafe starts making less money...

...you'll have fewer desserts to choose from.

Ethan

Not you too, Bedivere...!

Morgana

......

Bedivere

We'd be so grateful for your help, Morgana! Think of Aldbourne Town!

Morgana

......Hmph. If you're going to beg like that, I suppose I have no choice.

Very well. I'll catch that fool of a mage for you!

Ethan

You just want cake...

Morgana

Ignore that stupid pig. Come along.

And so, we followed Morgana.

Elizabeth

M-Morgana...?

I think you may have led us to the wrong place...

Morgana

......

Morgana led us to a Dungeon near Aldbourne Town.

When we finally reached the last room, we were greeted by...

[Ta-da! Better luck next time!]

a single taunting note.

Ethan

So much for the great Fairy Queen!

All that bragging on the way here...

...and you still walked right into a trap!

Morgana

Grrrrr...!

Rita

I know I'm the one who asked for help, but...

...you're awfully full of yourself.

Ethan

Can you blame me? I know who really did this.

Rita

......!

Elizabeth

Ethan, is that true?!

Bedivere

When on earth did you figure it out...?

Did you find a new clue in this Dungeon?

Ethan

So... I finally have everyone's attention.

But where's the fun in telling you right away?

I walked over to Rita.

Rita

W-Why are you looking at me all of a sudden?

Ethan

Rita, can you do me a favor?

Rita

W-W-What is it?! You pervert!

Don't think I'm a pushover just because I'm dressed like this...!

D-Do you think getting this close will make my heart race...?

Ethan

Let me touch your tail.

Rita

......

Elizabeth

......

Bedivere

......

Morgana

......

Ethan

A succubus's weak spot is her tail...

I've always taken that as a given, but I've never tested it myself.

Please, Rita! Let me prove my theory!!!

If you're too embarrassed to let me touch your tail, how about your wings...?!

KABOOM!!!

Ethan

Gagh...!

Elizabeth

I'm sorry, Ethan. My hand slipped again.

But you really were out of line this time, Ethan.

Rita

A-Are you out of your mind...?! Keep your hands to yourself!

Bedivere

Ethan... you took that joke too far.

Morgana

Hmph. You should know what he's like.

That perverted pig is always in heat.

Keep your guard up, or he might just devour you.

Ethan

You make me sound like some kind of wolf...!

Well, like Bedivere said, I was just messing around...

Honestly, I think it's obvious who did this.

Someone who can turn an ordinary human into a succubus overnight...

There's only one demon we know who could pull that off, right?

Bedivere

......! You don't mean...!

Ethan

Yeah. The Succubus Queen, Lilia.

Well... the former Succubus Queen. Once we find her, we can sort all this out.

2. Trick or Rita! Ep.5

17 lines

On our way to Lilith's tavern...

Rita

...Do you have a second?

Rita called me over.

Ethan

W-What's up...?

Is she still mad at me?

But her question caught me off guard.

Rita

Y-You said... you wanted to touch my tail, right?

Did you... mean it?

Ethan

Oh... So that's still on your mind, huh?

I was just joking to lighten the mood...

Rita

I-If you weren't joking...!

Before I turn back to normal... I-I'll let you touch it... just once.

Ethan

......

Huh? R-Really...?! But you hated the idea earlier!

Rita

D-Don't get the wrong idea! I just don't want to owe you anything!

You agreed to help catch the culprit... so I'm just returning the favor!

With that, Rita headed back to her tent.

3. Trick or Rita! Ep.10

63 lines
Lilia

Oh? It's been a while, Swordbringer! ★

How've you all been?

Ethan

Lilia. The pranks stop here.

I know you're excited about the Halloween Festival, but... you've gone too far.

Lilia

Hmm? Whatever do you mean?

I've been relaxing with my cute little sister the whole time...

Ethan

Don't play innocent!

You're the one who turned Rita into a succubus!

Someone with enough Mana to turn an ordinary human into a demon...

That could only be you, Lilia, the former Succubus Queen!

Elizabeth

Lilia, Rita works at the Maid Cafe.

For the sake of her dream, please break the spell!

Morgana

I shall grant you one last chance.

Surrender before the Fairy Queen's flames burn those wings of yours to cinders.

Lilia

......

Hmm... I think I see what's going on here.

Ethan

So you're finally showing your true colors!

So the culprit really is...

Lilia

You come barging in with all these other women and point your sword at me...

You just wanted to see me get jealous, didn't you?

Ethan

Huh...?

I have a bad feeling about this. I was sure Lilia was the culprit, but her reaction...

Lilia

Congratulations! Your plan worked. ♡

Right now, I really...

...feel like wiping every last one of you out! ♡

Ethan

......! Everyone, get ready!!!

Lilia

Well, couples always kiss and make up, so...

...you won't mind if I get a little rough, will you?

Ahaha! ★

After a fierce hour-long battle, we finally subdued Lilia.

Morgana

Such absurdly powerful Mana... Are you really a succubus?

Elizabeth

Th-That was a tough fight... even with so many of us against her...

Bedivere

Now I see why they called you the Succubus Queen...

Rita

I almost lost to that pervert... I'd better train harder from now on.

Lilia

I was so close to winning... What a shame.

Guess I've gotten too used to this peaceful life! ★

Ethan

Lilia, my friend Rita turned into a succubus overnight.

Since you're the Succubus Queen, I figured you must have done it...

Don't tell me... someone else did this?

Lilia

Well, I can see why you'd suspect me...

...but even the Succubus Queen can't turn an ordinary human into a succubus.

Ethan

......!

Lilia

If I could do that...

...I'd have turned every woman in Britannia into a succubus by now! ♡

Ethan

Th-That actually makes sense...

But you can use transformation magic, can't you?

Lilia

Sorry, but I can't transform anyone else.

If I could... Heheh. ♡

Ethan

S-Stop...!!! You really don't need to finish that thought!

I quickly clamped a hand over Lilia's mouth.

Elizabeth

So... Lilia wasn't the culprit after all.

Ethan

S-Sorry... I didn't see that twist coming...

Morgana

It's fine, Ethan.

Ethan

Morgana...? Are you actually comforting me...?

Morgana

Did you really think a stupid pig like you could solve this case so easily?

Once again, it falls to me, the Fairy Queen, to take charge.

Ethan

Why, you...! This is payback for earlier, isn't it...?!

Morgana hurled insult after insult at me, as if venting all her pent-up frustration.

But I couldn't argue with her.

Bedivere

Then... who's the real culprit?

Rita

......

Lilia had nothing to do with any of this. So who was really behind it?

The mystery only deepened.