
Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 1
Cleaning & Clearing
1 scenes, 80 lines
1. Millennium Campus Street
80 lines(A truck bearing the C&C logo is parked on the corner of a street in Millennium.)
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*sigh* Unbelievable.
Don't just stand there watching. Help me sweep.
Nah, you got it. It looks like you're having lots of fun.
Is that fun? You haven't said a word this whole time.
What? Are you talking about...cleaning?
Of course. It looks nice when it's clean. I have no idea what your problem is.
Hey, look over there. It's the C&C. They're cleaning.
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C&C? Oh, you're right. So what? It makes sense the cleaning club is, you know, cleaning.
Wait, do you really not know? They say it's all a disguise.
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Disguise? What kind of disguise?
Well... How should I put it? They're actually special agents who receive commissions from high-ranking people.
Ah, for crying out loud! What's with that chattering over there? Whatcha looking at, huh?!
Ahhhhhh!
Oh, my...
They ran away. You scared them.
It looks like our image as the Environmental Beautification Club has sailed away again.
Shut up.
Yoohoo! Look here. There's lots of dust here too! And look here!
What are you doing over there?! There's no need to climb the railing, is there?!
Come down right now! If that person comes back and says more useless things...
C&C, you all working hard?
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...It's like being followed by a ghost...
I-Is everything okay? Everyone seems so tense all of a sudden.
That can't be, I'm sure everyone meant to welcome you. Even the president.
Not a chance.
It doesn't look that way at all.
Ahaha...
And here I thought this was the Environmental Beautification Club, but even the president is lazy...
What, are you here to supervise our cleaning quality? Or did you come to pick a fight?
No, I'm not here to pick a fight. I'm just worried is all. Why twist my words?
Well, based on the students that just passed by, this disguise doesn't seem to be working.
If you're here to pick a fight, how about you just leave us alone instead?
Sorry, but I can't do that. And I already told you, I'm not here to pick a fight.
...Now have a look at this. What do you think this is?
...Hm? What's that? A receipt...?
Yes, it's a receipt. It's the repair cost for the school materials you destroyed in your last operation.
Oh, dear...
Now, look! Look at this! What do you think about that number?
Oh my... The fee is incredible. It looks like we got a bit carried away before.
Hm. Not to get ahead of myself, Yuuka, but Seminar is supposed to pay for our mission activities...
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How many... How many times have I begged you like this?!
I emphasized several times that this operation was in an area with many expensive devices. I pleaded with you to be careful!
But you blew the whole place up with a bomb! A bomb!
Umm... I understand it was a bit loud. But I did it with the intention of cleaning up!
That wasn't the kind of cleaning I meant!
Please, please, please think about the poor people who are actually cleaning up your messes! Like me!
I-I'm sorry. I'll try to be more considerate in the future.
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I'm sorry too. I got a little heated just now.
Well... At least I found you all.
Which is why I wanted to ask you, umm... Could we change locations for starters?
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Relocate? Wait, is it already time for our next commission?
Yeah. But considering where we are, I can't give the briefing here. Let's move somewhere a little safer.
I know I say this every time, but...
I implore you to take care of this quietly and cleanly. Quietly. Cleanly.
We got it, we got it. Don't worry so much. We'll take care of it.
...Everything you just said only makes me more anxious... But, what choice do I have...
Best of luck... I guess.
After the C&C's mission was completed, a task report was rushed to Seminar.
What?! Seriously? You're killing me here!!
Cleaning & Clearing



