Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 1

Cleaning & Clearing

1 scenes, 80 lines

1. Millennium Campus Street

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(A truck bearing the C&C logo is parked on the corner of a street in Millennium.)

Akane

Hmm, hmm, hmm. โ™ช โ™ฌ

Neru

...

Akane

Hmm, hmm, hmm. โ™ช Hmm, hmm. โ™ฌ

Neru

*sigh* Unbelievable.

Karin

Don't just stand there watching. Help me sweep.

Neru

Nah, you got it. It looks like you're having lots of fun.

Is that fun? You haven't said a word this whole time.

Akane

What? Are you talking about...cleaning?

Karin

Of course. It looks nice when it's clean. I have no idea what your problem is.

Neru

Forget it.

*sigh* I don't know how I got stuck sitting here doing stuff like this, really...

Millennium Student A

Hey, look over there. It's the C&C. They're cleaning.

Neru

...?

Millennium Student B

C&C? Oh, you're right. So what? It makes sense the cleaning club is, you know, cleaning.

Millennium Student A

Wait, do you really not know? They say it's all a disguise.

Neru

...

Millennium Student B

Disguise? What kind of disguise?

Millennium Student A

Well... How should I put it? They're actually special agents who receive commissions from high-ranking people.

Neru

Ah, for crying out loud! What's with that chattering over there? Whatcha looking at, huh?!

Millennium Student A

Ahhhhhh!

Akane

Oh, my...

Karin

They ran away. You scared them.

Akane

It looks like our image as the Environmental Beautification Club has sailed away again.

Neru

Shut up.

Asuna

Yoohoo! Look here. There's lots of dust here too! And look here!

Neru

What are you doing over there?! There's no need to climb the railing, is there?!

Come down right now! If that person comes back and says more useless things...

???

C&C, you all working hard?

Karin

...!

Akane

...!

Neru

...It's like being followed by a ghost...

Yuuka

I-Is everything okay? Everyone seems so tense all of a sudden.

Akane

That can't be, I'm sure everyone meant to welcome you. Even the president.

Neru

Not a chance.

Yuuka

It doesn't look that way at all.

Akane

Ahaha...

Yuuka

And here I thought this was the Environmental Beautification Club, but even the president is lazy...

Neru

What, are you here to supervise our cleaning quality? Or did you come to pick a fight?

Yuuka

No, I'm not here to pick a fight. I'm just worried is all. Why twist my words?

Well, based on the students that just passed by, this disguise doesn't seem to be working.

Neru

If you're here to pick a fight, how about you just leave us alone instead?

Yuuka

Sorry, but I can't do that. And I already told you, I'm not here to pick a fight.

...Now have a look at this. What do you think this is?

Akane

...Hm? What's that? A receipt...?

Yuuka

Yes, it's a receipt. It's the repair cost for the school materials you destroyed in your last operation.

Karin

Oh, dear...

Yuuka

Now, look! Look at this! What do you think about that number?

Akane

Oh my... The fee is incredible. It looks like we got a bit carried away before.

Hm. Not to get ahead of myself, Yuuka, but Seminar is supposed to pay for our mission activities...

Yuuka

Yeah, I know. Of course I know that.

...That's what I've come to nag you about.

Karin

...!

Akane

...!

Neru

...

Yuuka

How many... How many times have I begged you like this?!

I emphasized several times that this operation was in an area with many expensive devices. I pleaded with you to be careful!

But you blew the whole place up with a bomb! A bomb!

Akane

Umm... I understand it was a bit loud. But I did it with the intention of cleaning up!

Yuuka

That wasn't the kind of cleaning I meant!

Please, please, please think about the poor people who are actually cleaning up your messes! Like me!

Akane

I-I'm sorry. I'll try to be more considerate in the future.

Yuuka

...

I'm sorry too. I got a little heated just now.

Well... At least I found you all.

Which is why I wanted to ask you, umm... Could we change locations for starters?

Neru

...?

Karin

...?

Akane

Relocate? Wait, is it already time for our next commission?

Yuuka

Yeah. But considering where we are, I can't give the briefing here. Let's move somewhere a little safer.

I know I say this every time, but...

I implore you to take care of this quietly and cleanly. Quietly. Cleanly.

Neru

We got it, we got it. Don't worry so much. We'll take care of it.

Yuuka

...Everything you just said only makes me more anxious... But, what choice do I have...

Best of luck... I guess.

After the C&C's mission was completed, a task report was rushed to Seminar.

Yuuka

What?! Seriously? You're killing me here!!

Cleaning & Clearing