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The President Is Always Right Part 3
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Late!
Where's Security Chairman Marina? The Secretariat's weekly meeting started ten minutes ago!
It technically started 30 minutes late because of your nap.
Shut up! I'm allowed to delay meetings as much as I want! I'm Red Winter Academy's student council president and Great Leader!
A mere security chair can't make me wait. This is unacceptable!
I'll purge her!
I sincerely apologize for making you wait, President Cherino!
I'm sorry, President. It took me longer than I thought to prepare my report...
However, I have good news.
Good news?
Yes. As you ordered, I have transferred Peroro to Red Winter Federal Academy!
You have? Really?
Heehee. Excellent work, Chair Marina! Now students from all over Kivotos will swarm to our school!
I'm honored to be of service to you, President!
So, where is Peroro? Quickly, show me!
Pero pero...
P-Peroro!
What is this terrifying, gigantic bird? Is it drooling?!
Th-This is Peroro, just as you requested.
Ugh, I suppose it is. But I didn't expect it to be so ugly in person!
I only saw it from a distance in the city. On closer inspection...it's not as cute as I thought.
B-But, Peroro is very popular all over Kivotos, so if it stands in front of the Secretariat with a mustache, it will draw a huge crowd?
How dare you suggest that? Why would I put my precious symbol of authority on something so ugly?
Chief Secretary Tomoe may have said something like that, but we were clearly led astray!
I can't stand the thought of having to see this unpleasant thing every time I go in and out of the Secretariat!
Marina, I have a new job for you! Purge it! Send it to the Former Institute immediately!
Former institute Spec Ops No. 227, pero?
Did that thing just talk?
Even if the Former Institute is a cold and barren place, it's dear to each of us. And you think of it as a giant trashcan?
I don't care if you're the president, I won't stand for this, pero!
Why did this exiled pervert come out of Peroro? It was...a fake?!
Are you stupid, pero? Peroro is a fictional character!
Ugh... How dare you try to trick me, Marina?!
No excuses! You conspired with a suspended Spec Ops student to deceive me! Unforgivable!
Purge all of them! Take the pervert and former security chair to the Former Institute immediately!
You can't scare a suspended student with the threat of purging, pero!
It's a Pero-revolution, pero!
You've been purged too, Marina! Rise up! Let's fight against this dictator!
(After three revolts and purges during a single week, the Secretariat eventually resumed its original state.)
(...The Peroro costume was to be discarded, but an anonymous Trinity student bought it at an exorbitant price.)
The President Is Always Right