Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 2

Ending Manual Transmission 2

1 scenes, 131 lines

1. Inside the Box

131 lines
Cherino

Hm, what do I want to ask next?

Marina

(They've been doing great until now, but her incessant questioning must be wearing them down at this point.)

Takane

Exactly HOW many more questions does she intend on asking?

Thank goodness for Minori's extensive knowledge, but it's endless!

Minori

Mine?

A lot of it has been guess work, to be honest.

Meru

Seriously?! What if she realizes?

Minori

I see your concern. Answer me this: just what is a "question"?

Yakumo

A request for information that the inquirer doesn't have.

...At its core.

Minori

Exactly! Someone asks a question because there's something they don't know.

So how would they know if the answer they receive is correct or not?

Takane

That was your reasoning...

Meru

Ah, like trying to answer when people ask, "Meruri, what is the meaning of this scene?"

Momiji

No, I don't think THAT question is the same thing, Meru...

Minori

As long as we don't contradict anything she believes to be true, she won't catch on.

Cherino

Okay. I'm out of questions...

Marina

Excellent! I'm thrilled you've found it to your liking! I will go ahead and shut down the power immediately, so we can save it for the big day!

Cherino

Ah, that's right! I wanted to ask it to draw me something.

Marina

Pardon?!

Cherino

Can it not? But the Millennium thingie could...

Pwah! Of course it can! It's made with Red Winter technology! I want...a majestic portrait of myself!

Minori

"Draw a majestic portrait of me"...?

Wh-What is this?! The only thing I know how to draw is a blueprint!

Hm...

Meru

Eh...?

H-Huh? Why is everyone looking at me? You want me to draw it?

Takane

It seems you are our only hope. It is time for the great Meruri to take up her pen.

Momiji

You're not making the deadline anyway... I haven't seen you draw a single line.

Yakumo

It's time for the great Meru to take the stage for once. Heh heh heh.

Meru

I won't do it!!

Do you think if you just demand art from an artist, they'll wave a magic wand and meet your every whim and need?

Art isn't free! Regardless of the funds, that kind of brutish art is undignified!

Momiji

Meru!! You have to help us get out of this! You're the one who wanted new reference materials! I didn't even want to be here!

Meru

I don't care! Not one bit! Just tell her that feature is unavailable!

Cherino

Why isn't it responding? What's going on?

Marina

W-Well, it wasn't originally designed with that capability. But if you give it a moment...

Cherino

That means it's worse than the Millennium one.

Then it's of no use to me...

Should I just throw it in the furnace? Recycle the metals from this useless thing, at least?

Marina

Pardon?!

Cherino

The Publishing Department put in a supply request for more printing plates, didn't they? You can use the metal...

I guess I'll wait a little longer before I throw the whole thing in the furnace to melt into a pile of indistinguishable, forgotten goop.

Takane

Meruri!! O, great Meruri!!

Yakumo

They say writers live on through their words but to think it would all end in me literally being turned into words on a printing plate... Heh. Hee. Heh...

Momiji

Even Yakumo loses her composure in the face of utter destruction.

Meru

All right, all right! Fine! I get it already! Minori, the pen! Now!

Minori

It's fine. A dignified end befits the final chapter of a revolutionary.

It is an honor to be with you in our final stand, where Comrade Meru remains unyielding to the end.

Meru

Stop lamenting our imminent deaths and just give me the pen!

Cherino

Oh, there it is!

Woah!! That's amazing!! It's a masterpiece!

Marina

(Himeki Meru... I'll make sure to pay a fair price for your art.)

(Thank you...so much...!)

Cherino

But the more I look at it... I feel like it's just not as good as the real thing. It's obvious this was done by a computer.

I guess those are the limitations of tech...

RFC 9001

*SLAM*!!! *SLAM!!!

Cherino

What's that?

Marina

It must be the sound of it reading a disk, President!

Meru

Let me go!! I'm going to give her a human-made punch to the face!!

Momiji

Calm down! She's going to hear us!

Takane

Consider it a compliment!! That means your lines are as clean as a machine's!

Meru

Ever been smacked with a computer, HUH?!!

Tomoe

President, it's time for the new pudding tasting event.

Cherino

Oh, I completely forgot about that. I guess I was having too much fun! Thank you, Tomoe!

Marina, excellent work. You have a talent for making the impossible possible!

I am officially nominating you as a candidate for the Red Winter Federal Hero!

Marina

Th-Thank you, President!

Cherino

Oh, right. Before I leave... I must ask the supercomputer a very important question related to the future of Red Winter.

This is top-secret stuff, so everyone, leave!

Marina

C-Clear the room! Now!

State Guards

Yes! Understood!

Cherino

Hm...

Yakumo

Heh, excellent. That's right, just drop your most hidden secrets right into the lap of the Publishing Department.

You have my deepest gratitude. Heh heh heh.

Minori

This will become another cause to rally the revolution!

Meru

It's so over for us! If she ever finds out about this, we'll be purged three times over!

Takane

It's coming.

Minori

Let's see...

I want my favorite Comrade to visit Red Winter more often.

Momiji

And I want Comrade to play with me more. How can I make this happen?

Minori

Oh...

Yakumo

Oh, my, oh my.

Takane

This is...nine out of ten. Oho...

Momiji

This is seriously top-secret! Forget three times, we're going to be purged nine times over if we get caught!

Meru

Now THIS was the material I was looking for, but it's almost too good!

Minori

Hey, we need an answer! Come up with something, anything!

Takane

Just how are we meant to respond to such a sincere, naive letter?

Minori

Whatever it takes! It doesn't matter who it is, we just need something!

Cherino

There we go!

Lemme see!

Great question, Comrade! You just have to do the following, and make sure to be consistent!

Introduce a two-day workweek, triple the Publishing Department budget, and allocate funds for fan fiction activities.

As long as you do those things, Sensei will visit more often!

Cherino

Hey, that's so easy!!

Thank you, Supercomputer!

Meru

Whew... I'm surprised that worked...

Marina

I will conduct the final security checks. You may head home for the night.

State Guards

Understood! Thank you for your hard work and dedication!

Marina

Everyone's gone. You can come out now.

Meru

Gah! Fresh air!!

Yakumo

Takane's asleep. Considering the hour, I can hardly blame her.

Momiji

I can't believe we didn't get caught.

Marina

From the bottom of my heart, I apologize for all the trouble! I will pay each of you back twofold! On my honor!

I hope I can count on you tomorrow, when the Millennium guests arrive, as well.

Minori

There is no need. Because tonight, the revolution rises!

Marina

Yes! The revolution rises!

...Excuse me?

Minori

Comrade Marina, the last piece of the puzzle to save our oppressed comrades is finally ours.

To cut the chain of oppression, we must take down President Cherino, who is the root of the rot!

Marina

What?! What are you even saying?!

Minori

Thank you, Comrade! We were the viruses you installed into this "computer" and delivered into the heart of the Red Winter Office!

The revolution begins from the inside out!

For freedom, Comrade Marina!

Marina

Wait, that's not!

Minori

Forward! FOR FREEDOOOMMM!!

Momiji

Somehow, we've ended up smack-dab in the middle of a mess.

Meru

Aaarrrggghhh!! My deadline!!

Takane

Wh-What is this? I've woken up into a nightmare.

Yakumo

This rings a familiar bell... A virus... Delivered in the computer?

Something...horse...?

Computational Science Research Head

Finally! I never thought I'd see the day I'd be invited to visit Red Winter!

The cutting-edge supercomputer of Red Winter... Oooh, I can't contain my excitement!

I wonder what never-before-seen technology I'm about to witness! I'm so excite...

Minori

The Supercomputer Revolutionaries, wipe out the Red Winter Office!!

Win, with the power of the supercomputer!

Cherino

Supercomputer, how dare you betray me?!

Purge! Purge!!

Computational Science Research Head

Supercomputer...? Revolutionaries...? Betrayal...?

I feel like we should go back and downgrade our supercomputer...

Ending Manual Transmission