Blue Archive story · Club stories, Story 4

Foray into the School Lunch Club

1 scenes, 49 lines

1. Part 1

49 lines
Izumi

Lunch sucks today too! I was told there would be a fried egg! Where is it?!

Haruna

This is a hard-boiled egg. Why would they give us this? The menu said...

Junko

You're so annoying! Just eat it! Hard-boiled eggs are good too!

Akari

Right. If you're not going to eat it, then give it to me. I like hard-boiled eggs.

Haruna

That's not the issue at hand.

That we were served hard-boiled eggs when the menu said fried eggs...

...is not only a disservice to the students but to the food as well.

This is unacceptable. I'm going to complain to the School Lunch Club!

(The School Lunch Club Kitchen)

Fuuka

I know, I know. But I can't make 4,000 fried eggs in two hours all by myself. Especially since Juri is absent today.

I have no cooking oil and only one frying pan.

Haruna

I had assumed it was something like that.

Then, you leave us with no choice. Allow us to help. We can make those fried eggs.

We even brought our own cooking oil.

Fuuka

Are you serious?

Akari

The kind Gourmet Research Society is helping the School Lunch Club in its hour of need. What a sight.

Now that's friendship. ☆

Junko

Ugh, fine. I had a feeling you were scheming something like this.

So is it time to show off our cooking skills?

Fuuka

What?! W-Wait! Don't touch things without my permission!

Izumi

Wow! So, do we get to eat all these eggs?

Junko

Hey, hold on! We have to cook them first! Eating comes later!

Izumi

I don't mind. I always add a raw egg to my rice.

Let's just take this egg basket...

O-Oh?!

*CRASH*

Junko

Ugh, the eggs! What a waste!

Haruna

Watch your step, Junko! The cooking oil...!

Junko

What? U-Ugh! It's so slippery!

G-Grab my hand, Haruna!

Akari

O-Oh? I got it!

Oh, my! It won't stop!

It's dangerous over there, Haruna! Go to the corner!

Haruna

...!

*crash*

Akari

Ugh. There's egg all over me!

Junko

Wait! The cupboard is tilting! Wh-Whoa! Watch out for that flour sack!

*thump* *bang*

*cough* *cough*

Izumi

*floundering* Ugh, what is this? Eggs and flour... It's like we're being kneaded into dough.

Junko

*cough* *cough* Don't move, Izumi! The more you move, the stickier it gets!

Haruna

The Gourmet Research Society will be one giant takoyaki at this rate!

Akari

Hmm. This time it will be us filling the takoyaki rather than the other way around. How profound...

Izumi

Aaah! I don't want takoyaki! I mean, I like eating it, but I don't wanna BE it!

*CRASH*

*floundering*

*thump*

Foray into the School Lunch Club