Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 1

Daily Life of a Schoolgirl

1 scenes, 85 lines

1. Part 1

85 lines
Yoshimi

...

*sigh*

Airi

...

Yoshimi

Ugh...

Ugh!

Airi

Hey, Yoshimi, maybe you don't have to worry so much... Natsu will show up soon...

We still have thirty minutes until the appointment.

Kazusa

And could you please stop bouncing your leg? The table's shaking so much, I thought we were in an earthquake.

Yoshimi

Argh! Dammit!

%@#$^%$&#%!

Airi

Yoshimi?! Calm down!

Kazusa

Wow, you scared me.

Yoshimi

Who looks like that when they're scared?! ...Are you making fun of me?

Seriously! What were you guys thinking?!

Don't you see the line?! It's already a hundred meters long!

I told you that the daily stock of Chocolate Dacquoise in this cafe is limited to two hundred pieces!

At this rate, we won't get to eat any today! That line alone must have two hundred people!

Kazusa

What do you want us to do? Just go up and grab some? They only serve one per person anyway.

Well, sometimes there's just nothing you can do...

Yoshimi

All we had to do was show up earlier! Right?!

How many times did I send you a message that said they open at 2:00?!

Kazusa

I said it was 1:30, and that we still had thirty minutes left. This is the second time I've told you.

Yoshimi

Seriously? That's not how waiting in line works!

Hup!

Kazusa

...?

Yoshimi

...

Yum yum!

Airi

There, there! Calm down, Yoshimi. Eat something sweet, and you'll feel better!

I'm sure Natsu has her reasons. We had no idea there would be so many people!

I mean...some days just don't go as planned...

I think it's still fun to meet up and just talk, don't you think?

Yoshimi

Mmm. Hey, this is really good!

Airi

Oh... I'm glad you like it!

Yoshimi

Well, yeah! Sometimes things don't go as expected! But, hey, this is really amazing... It just melts in my mouth!

Kazusa

...

*sigh* She's like a little kid.

Yoshimi

Oh, shut up, Tinky Winky.

Kazusa

*fuming*

Please don't call me that.

Yoshimi

"Please don't call me that!"

Kazusa

Don't just repeat someone else's words!

Yoshimi

"Don't just repeat someone else's words!"

Airi

Stop fighting, you guys...

Kazusa, you should try this too. Here, open wide...

Kazusa

...

Ah... Well...

...*pow* *ping*

Kazusa

...?

Airi

...?

Did someone just shoot the dacquoise?

*pow* *pow* pow*

Student A

Hey! What are you doing? Don't you see we're in line? Are you trying to cut ahead or something?!

Student B

Huh? What are you talking about? I'm not trying to cut in line! Why are you accusing me? You're the cutters here!

Yoshimi

Hmph... They're just fighting in line. Whatever.

U-Ugh. This is a disaster. Everyone around here is always so trigger-happy.

That's enough! Forget it, forget it!

I don't think it's gonna happen today. Let's just eat the stuff Airi brought...

...?

Kazusa

...?

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Yoshimi

*chuckle*

*giggle*

Wahahahaha! Hey, you! You have dacquoise cream all over your face! Wahahahaha!

Haha! You look like you have camouflage paint on your face! Are you going to war or something?

*giggle* Wahahahaha!

Kazusa

Huh? Wait, let me see that mirror...

*gasp*

Airi

Kazusa! It's not that bad... Uh, not at all!

Y-You don't look...weird or anything...*chuckle* I-I'm sorry, Kazusa...

No, no... I'm not laughing... I-I'm just... choking on something...

Yoshimi

Why are you lying? You can just tell her how funny she looks, you know!

You look like you're straight out of the special forces!

Kazusa

...

How...

How dare you?!

Yoshimi

Wow! Look at her running toward the dacquoise line with her gun out! She's gonna kill them!

That "camouflage" cream looks perfect on her. She's a regular assault captain! Hahahaha!

Airi

Yoshimi... You shouldn't say that!

*cries*

*pow* *pow* *pow* *crash* *boom* *pow* *pow* *pow*

(This wasn't anything unusual for us. After a while, everyone went back to their rooms as if nothing happened.)

(Later I found out that Natsu slept in for the day, as usual.)

Daily Life of a Schoolgirl