
Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 2
Filming a Club Promo! Part 2
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1. Part 1
98 linesOkay, testing the camera. Testing... One, two...
Let's test the mic while we're at it! Can you see me? Can you hear me?
All right, let's get this promo rolling!
This is the Inner Discipline Club! And right now we're at the side of Red Panda River, the club president's favorite spot!
We're here because...
Tsubaki, the president of the Inner Discipline Club, loves to train here!
Ah, speak of the devil!
*snoring*
Allow me to introduce her!
This is Kasuga Tsubaki! Second-year student! Sixteen years old! Also known as the Sleeping Beauty and president of the Inner Discipline Club!
Now, to help you understand how amazing Tsubaki is...
Huh?
Wait... A cat just showed up right by Tsubaki!
Make that two!
Now there's a puppy...and a rabbit? ...And now a pigeon, a deer, and even more animals?
They just keep coming!
I bet all of them are mesmerized by the sight of Tsubaki sleeping so peacefully!
*snoring*
Amazing! Look at her sleep, undisturbed by the huge flock of animals around her!
She didn't falter even the slightest bit. Such is the beauty of an exemplary lady!
Right, I can't fall behind!
As the adorable mascot of the Inner Discipline Club and such an aspiring awesome lady, I will hone my skills to reach her level of greatness!
Um, excuse me!
Whoa...
So this is what Tsubaki sees when she's lying down...
Falling asleep with this kind of view...
This must be the kind of training that awesome ladies do...
In that case, I'm gonna close my eyes, just like Tsubaki...
...
Ah, it tickles!
Stop it! Don't lick my cheek like that! I can't sleep!
Mmm!
Ugh! Seriously!
Here, have Tsubaki to lick!
...
Whew! That was some rewarding training! On to the next bit!
*still snoring*
Next up is the vice president of the Inner Discipline Club...
...the living example of a beautiful lady, Mimori!
At this hour, Mimori must be making dinner...
Oh, Kaede? What's going on?
Mimori!
Is that...a camera?
Yup! I'm recording a day in the life of the Inner Discipline Club!
A day in the life of the Inner Discipline Club?
I'm not so sure what's going on... Is this part of the training you mentioned?
That's right! With this training, I'll become an amazing lady and take down the Yin-Yang Club!
I beg your pardon?
Anyways, good luck with your training. Tonight's dinner is curry!
Make sure to come back to the club room for dinner before it gets cold, okay?
Sure thing!
See that? Mimori is the vice president of the Inner Discipline Club. She takes care of many things for us, not just our meals!
Mimori's dream is to become a fine and elegant lady! That's what she's training for!
Mimori is no less of an elegant lady than Tsubaki...
So I can't fall behind! If I want to be like Mimori, I should be doing the same kinds of training as her...
Ah! I got an idea!
Mmm... That's the smell of Mimori's famous curry! Yummy!
Let me have just a bit... Nom, nom. *slurp*
Mmm! So tasty!
But I can't be like Mimori if I just keep on eating her cooking!
So, watch me carefully, dear viewer!
I think I'll improve the curry myself to be just like Mimori!
The curry already tastes amazing, but if I can make it even better with my own cooking skills somehow...
Kaede! This is brilliant! I can't believe you made my curry twice as delicious!
You're amazing, Kaede! I'm going to have seconds...
Heehee.
Mmm, this curry tastes pretty great, but I think it could be a touch sweeter...
So, I'll just add some sugar...
Oh no, the lid fell off! I put in way too much sugar!
What do I do?!
Ah!
Okay! Well, if I wanna tone down some of this sweetness... I guess should make it saltier!
I mean, that's how you offset damage in most card games, right?
Let's add some more salt...
Yup! That's perfect! I feel like I accomplished something today!
And that concludes my Mimori training!
There, I finished it, Sensei! The promo video is done!
The entirety of the Inner Discipline Club, its very essence, is captured here!
"Ah... Is that so?"
Once I submit this, the Inner Discipline Club's victory is likely...no, it's guaranteed! This will mark my debut as a true lady!
*gasp* But what if the video goes viral after the reveal...?!
...and we get a tidal wave of new people hoping to join the club?!
Hmm... No matter! It's already decided! I have no choice but to take on the role of an elegant lady and guide the young new recruits! Heeheehee!
"That all sounds great, but, uh..."
"Kaede, look behind you."
*licking* *slurping* *lap* Cats... Puppies... I feel like I've been in some sort of licking hell...
Oh, Kaede!
Kaede, are you the one who touched the curry in our club room kitchen?
Come over here and take a seat. It goes without saying that I'm a little mad...
Uh-oh! That's the face that Tsubaki and Mimori make when they're really mad!
At this rate, I'm in for a difficult five-hour lecture!
Ugh. H-Help me, Sensei!
"Well, you brought this on yourself."
A-Aaagh!
(So begins the five-hour lecture of the Inner Discipline Club.)
Filming a Club Promo!



