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The Lunch Club's Slapdash Inspection Part 2
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Bring it on! I'm confident in my cleanliness!
Everyone knows hygiene is the first step to exquisite food!
You. You're not even a member of the School Lunch Club.
Not that it matters.
Hmm. Very well. Everyone's hands are clean at the very least.
Personal hygiene: check.
Next...
Utensils have been kept clean. Good.
All decor such as tables, chairs, and curtains are well maintained.
The expiration dates of the food are in compliance with regulations.
Next up, at long last...is the kitchen.
*gulp*
*bubble* *bubble* *bubble*
Huh? Is that a pot?
*rumble*
Why is it shaking like that?!
Juri, that's the food you were making, right? What happened?!
Oh, no! I think the food I made went haywire!
Again?!
...Did you say, "again"?
I've got this under control!
I've been studying up so I can handle just this kind of situation!
For the sake of the health inspection, the welfare of the School Lunch Club, and your own safety...
...I will fight!
Iori won't beat me that easily!
Why do you keep talking like she's your rival?!
Wha...?! The food is attacking!
I've never seen anything like it.
I thought food existed to be eaten.
I guess sometimes...food can eat you!
I don't think that's supposed to happen.
Anyway, is this considered a health safety hazard?
Perhaps. Hmm, I'll just mark "satisfactory" for now...
That about wraps up the health inspection...
Hmph. You pass.
Woohoo!
Why are you so proud of this? You belong to the Gourmet Research Society after all...
I didn't think you'd give us a passing grade so easily!
Please. I'm not here to fight.
I merely agreed to the inspection to ensure hygiene was up to code.
In fact, I'll even admit that your hygiene at the very least is impeccable.
Phew...
Yay! I'm so glad!
I think I've changed my opinion on your little School Lunch Club.
Your passion for cooking, your perfect hygiene...
The food still isn't very good, but I can respect your cleanliness.
We did it!
I know the taste is lacking, okay?! Gimme a break!
Well, considering the results, perhaps I was mistaken about your reputation.
We'll all have to reevaluate after getting these results.
I was really impressed with your work too.
The Prefect Team's evaluation was quick and fair!
I'm glad you were our health inspector this time, Iori!
(I'm so relieved... Is it really over though?)
This dragged on long enough, and I can feel my throat drying out.
Could I bother you for something to drink?
You want us to fetch you something? Is water okay?
Hmm? Orange juice? Thank you.
I wanna drink some too!
Heehee. Sure thing. Here you go!
Oh, this isn't for the club.
I squeezed this myself to share with everyone!
I gave some to the health inspector who came last time too!
The last inspector who visited the School Lunch Club came down with food poisoning.
Noooooo!
Argh! This is terrible!
Wh-What's going to happen to our inspection now?!
And we're dealing with the Prefect Team this time! The School Lunch Club budget will be cut in half!
...No, let's calm down. There has to be something we can do.
A-All right!
What if we hide her body before another Prefect Team member notices?!
(Iori eventually woke up and didn't blink at giving the School Lunch Club a big fat F on their health inspection.)
The School Lunch Club's Slap-Dash Health Inspection



