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The Lunch Club's Slapdash Inspection Part 2

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1. Part 1

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Iori

First, let's take a look at personal hygiene.

Everyone, show me your hands.

Fuuka

Okay.

Juri

Here.

Izumi

Bring it on! I'm confident in my cleanliness!

Everyone knows hygiene is the first step to exquisite food!

Iori

You. You're not even a member of the School Lunch Club.

Not that it matters.

Hmm. Very well. Everyone's hands are clean at the very least.

Personal hygiene: check.

Next...

Utensils have been kept clean. Good.

All decor such as tables, chairs, and curtains are well maintained.

The expiration dates of the food are in compliance with regulations.

Next up, at long last...is the kitchen.

Fuuka

*gulp*

*bubble* *bubble* *bubble*

Iori

Huh? Is that a pot?

*rumble*

Izumi

Why is it shaking like that?!

Fuuka

Juri, that's the food you were making, right? What happened?!

Juri

Oh, no! I think the food I made went haywire!

Fuuka

Again?!

Iori

...Did you say, "again"?

Juri

I've got this under control!

I've been studying up so I can handle just this kind of situation!

For the sake of the health inspection, the welfare of the School Lunch Club, and your own safety...

...I will fight!

Iori won't beat me that easily!

Fuuka

Why do you keep talking like she's your rival?!

Izumi

Wha...?! The food is attacking!

I've never seen anything like it.

I thought food existed to be eaten.

I guess sometimes...food can eat you!

Iori

I don't think that's supposed to happen.

Anyway, is this considered a health safety hazard?

Perhaps. Hmm, I'll just mark "satisfactory" for now...

That about wraps up the health inspection...

Hmph. You pass.

Izumi

Woohoo!

Iori

Why are you so proud of this? You belong to the Gourmet Research Society after all...

Fuuka

I didn't think you'd give us a passing grade so easily!

Iori

Please. I'm not here to fight.

I merely agreed to the inspection to ensure hygiene was up to code.

In fact, I'll even admit that your hygiene at the very least is impeccable.

Juri

Phew...

Izumi

Yay! I'm so glad!

Iori

I think I've changed my opinion on your little School Lunch Club.

Your passion for cooking, your perfect hygiene...

The food still isn't very good, but I can respect your cleanliness.

Izumi

We did it!

Fuuka

I know the taste is lacking, okay?! Gimme a break!

Iori

Well, considering the results, perhaps I was mistaken about your reputation.

We'll all have to reevaluate after getting these results.

Juri

I was really impressed with your work too.

The Prefect Team's evaluation was quick and fair!

I'm glad you were our health inspector this time, Iori!

Iori

Gah! Knock if off! I don't need your compliments!

J-Just stop, okay? I'm gonna go now!

Fuuka

(I'm so relieved... Is it really over though?)

Iori

This dragged on long enough, and I can feel my throat drying out.

Could I bother you for something to drink?

Fuuka

You want us to fetch you something? Is water okay?

Juri

Oh, I have just the thing for you!

Here. Drink up.

Iori

Hmm? Orange juice? Thank you.

Izumi

I wanna drink some too!

Juri

Heehee. Sure thing. Here you go!

Fuuka

...Huh? Juice?

I don't remember anything about us getting in a shipment of OJ.

Juri

Oh, this isn't for the club.

I squeezed this myself to share with everyone!

I gave some to the health inspector who came last time too!

Fuuka

What...? Last time?

...

Iori

The last inspector who visited the School Lunch Club came down with food poisoning.

Fuuka

...!

Wait! STOP!

Iori

Huh? *gulp* *gulp*

...Ugh?!

Fuuka

Noooooo!

Juri

Huh? What happened to Iori? Maybe she's all pooped out...

Still, this is no place to take a nap!

Fuuka

Argh! This is terrible!

Wh-What's going to happen to our inspection now?!

And we're dealing with the Prefect Team this time! The School Lunch Club budget will be cut in half!

...No, let's calm down. There has to be something we can do.

A-All right!

What if we hide her body before another Prefect Team member notices?!

Izumi

*gulp* *gulp*

Wow, this is delicious!

(Iori eventually woke up and didn't blink at giving the School Lunch Club a big fat F on their health inspection.)

The School Lunch Club's Slap-Dash Health Inspection