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Maid & Dismayed Part 2

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Akane

Please stay still. Your hair is getting mussed.

Neru

Is this...really happening...? Someone, please...wake me up...

The costumes were a cover...just a cover...

Karin

Just think of it as any other job. We received a commission. We signed a contract. Now, we just need to do what we were hired for.

Neru

Huh, are you...happy? Are you excited about this?

Karin

Well... Um...

Anyway, it was not very responsible of you to show up looking so disheveled.

Neru

That wasn't my fault! I ran into a bunch of delinquents on the way!

Akane

Now, now. Please stay still, both of you. Especially you, Neru. Your braids are getting tangled.

Neru

Hmph. I look fine.

Akane

Well, normally I'd agree, but this is no ordinary mission. We have customers to serve!

I'm almost done, anyway. Just stay still a little while longer so my hard work isn't ruined, okay?

And...one more thing... Why don't you take off your jacket today?

Neru

You! Are you trying to make me angry? Leave my jacket out of it.

I could leave, you know. Me and my jacket can always go home.

Akane

Haha! Okay, okay. You can wear the jacket. We'll just clean up your hair a little.

Neru

*sigh*

Whatever. Do whatever you want.

Akane

Heehee...

All done! It looks lovely.

Neru

Great. It looks...exactly the same.

Karin

Hm, I think you look much more put-together.

Akane

You can't...tell the difference?

Well, maybe you're right.

Perhaps I lack the skills to bring you to your full potential...

Neru

Argh! No! It's fine! Just stop!

Anyway, where's call sign Zero-One?

Asuna got us into this mess, and then she just vanished?

Asuna

Nope, I'm here! Are you already done getting ready? Wow!

Neru

Where the heck have you been?

Asuna

Oh, me?

I was outside finding customers! You wanted me to bring people in, remember?

Neru

Wh-What? Customers?

Karin

Generally, one invites customers to come in AFTER the store opens.

That is...an impressive crowd, though.

Akane

So many people! It's unbelievable. What did you do, Asuna?

Asuna

...? Huh? I didn't really do anything.

I just told them we were running a maid cafe. They all followed me here!

Karin

I see. This must be the situation Yuuka was referring to.

Akane

Since most of our cafes are a bit unusual, of course people would flock to an ordinary maid cafe.

I expected this to an extent, but...

Well, I hope we're all ready for a very busy day!

Karin

There's no time. We need to focus...

Let's handle... I mean, serve the masters.

Akane

Karin... I know you're excited, but please do be sure to use the proper terminology in front of the guests.

Neru

You're really not even trying to hide your excitement anymore!

Asuna

Is everyone ready? Can I open the door?

Neru

W-Wait! Hang on. Are we really calling them masters? I'm not ready at all!

Asuna

Okay! We're officially open, everyone!

Welcome, Masters!

(One week later...)

Yuuka

No way...

Is this number right? This revenue... We made this much in one week?!

If our school festivals were like this from the start, then...

No, I'm sorry. Now's not the time. I came here to say thank you.

I know it was a commission, but, on behalf of the shopping district and Seminar, thank you. You've done incredible work.

I can't believe we're not in the red anymore... This is enough to pay for all the repairs to things you've blown up!

Akane

That's wonderful to hear. It's nice to see a smile on your face for once!

Yuuka

Geez, I'm not always in a bad mood, you know. I know how to appreciate the occasional good news!

Although...

Akane

...Although?

Neru

What is it? You got something else to complain about?

Yuuka

No! No, nothing like that.

It's just... Um...

I think a week was too short... Can we do something about that?

Karin

Do something... What are you talking about?

Yuuka

Well, uh...

Esteemed C&C President, can I just say...

Neru

What?!

Don't call me that! It's super weird!

Yuuka

By any chance...

I mean, since we've proven that it works, after all...

Would you consider dissolving your spy agency and re-forming as a maid cafe?

Neru

Huh?

Akane

What?

Karin

Excuse me?

Yuuka

Well, speaking as the treasurer, you seem to be much more beneficial to Millennium as a maid cafe.

We could even expand, open a cafe in another district...

Or for school festivals! Just think, you could be the exclusive maids of Millennium...

Akane

Oh my...

Karin

...Ah.

Yuuka

Y-yeah? Not a bad idea, right?

Neru

...Ha...

...Ahaha...hahaha...

Yuuka

...Ha...ha?

Neru

Hah.

Get out!!

Maid & Dismayed