Blue Archive story · Club stories, Story 2

Gourmet Research Society's Odd Day Part 2

1 scenes, 51 lines

1. Part 1

51 lines

(The members of the Gourmet Research Society are locked up in the Prefect Team's holding cell.)

Izumi

What?! I want truffles too!

Haruna

They were confiscated from us, regrettably...

Izumi

Well at least you got to smell them! Their aroma is why they're so prized in the first place!

Haruna

That is true. That rich, luscious scent... I'll never forget it.

If only I had gotten to taste them.

Izumi

*crash* *boom* *bang* You're all incorrigible! Were you going to eat them by yourselves?! How rude of you not to share!

Iori

Shut up! No noise while in lockup!

Chinatsu

The contraband will be returned once it's been cleared of involvement in criminal activities. It should take about a month.

Haruna

A month?! That's far too long!

Akari

Here, Izumi. Get a whiff of this.

Junko

Yuck! Don't say that while holding out your panties.

Izumi

Why would I want to smell your underwear, Akari?

Akari

But...these are the very panties those truffles were wrapped in!

Take a deep breath and savor the aroma of genuine black diamond truffles! ☆

Izumi

Gimme that! Why didn't you say so?!

*sniff* *sniff* *snifffff*

So this is what a real truffle smells like. I'll burn it into my memory so I never forget!

*sniff* *sniff* *sniff*

Junko

Have you all lost your minds?

Haruna

What a beautiful sight. I'm touched by your gastronomic dedication, Izumi.

Junko

She looks more like a pervert to me.

Your choice

"Hello, everyone."

Junko

Ah! Sensei? How long have you been standing there?!

Akari

What are you doing here?

Haruna

Let me guess. You were thrown in here for being a degenerate again, weren't you?

Your choice

"That's not true! I was framed!"

"It's a long story..."

Akari

I have a hard time believing that knowing you, Sensei. ☆

Junko

I have my suspicions...but I'd rather spare everyone's ears.

Izumi

Sensei! I've got the aroma of truffles in the palm of my hand. Wanna sniff it together?

Your choice

"Do I ever!"

"Absolutely not."

*sniff* *sniff* *snifffff*

Izumi

Are you sure? Opportunities like this don't happen every day. You might not be able to afford to smell something like this even with your entire monthly salary.

Your choice

"Well, in that case...!"

*sniff* *sniff* *snifffff*

*clank* *clank*

Hina

*sigh* My apologies, Sensei. I had no idea this was all a misunderstanding.

When I received a report about someone skinny-dipping in the school pool, I assumed it was you. I admit that I was a bit hasty in detaining you.

Things like this wouldn't happen if you behaved yourself.

Your choice

"*snifffff*?! Uh..."

Hina

...?!

Izumi

Whaddaya think, Sensei? Aren't these the muskiest panties you've ever sniffed?

Hina

...

Your choice

"N-No, wait! This is all a misunderstanding! It isn't what it looks like..."

Hina

You can make your excuses in hell.

*CRASH*

A Strange Day for the Gourmet Research Society