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Manners Maketh the Game Part 2

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1. Large Arcade Near the Millennium School

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Midori

It's much bigger than the last time we were here. Did they renovate the building or something?

Momoi

Seriously. Whoa, they brought in the newest Space Cat machine!

Aris

Yuzu, there is the new console display!

Yuzu

Whoa... Finally, the fifteenth generation of consoles is here...

Let's see... They added a new cooling mechanism on the side. That will definitely improve the problem that the previous gen had.

Not only that, the response rate is much faster now, thanks to this high-end gaming memory...

Momoi

Haha... Yuzu always gets so excited about gaming stuff.

Midori

Let's go play Space Cat, Sis!

Momoi

Okay! But I won't go easy on you, so brace your...

...Wait, this isn't what we came here for!

Did everyone forget why we're here? We have to find that toxic player right now!

Midori

Actually, I came to buy a new controller.

Aris

We have a lot of monsters to slay, Momoi. Which game should we play first?

Yuzu

I'd much rather just stay here and look at the new console than fight someone...

Momoi

No! Even at this very moment, that player might be trash talking others!

If they keep doing so, and more and more people do the same...there might not be a single fighting game player left!

Midori

Aren't you being a little too pessimistic there?

Aris

This is a sacred battle to save the world...

Heroes, it is high time that we head to the demon lord's den!

Momoi

Right, let's hurry to the section where the Student Fighter 2 machine is!

Midori

There aren't as many people here as I expected. Maybe the guy already left?

Momoi

No, there's no way. Check the IDs on the screens.

Hmm... It's not this player...

Not this player, either...

Mean Gamer

Yahoo, another win! I'm on a winning streak!

Defeated Gamer

Ugh, I lost again...even though I used my secret move!

Mean Gamer

You mean that clunky combo was your secret move? Are you serious?

My grandma is better than you!

Defeated Gamer

What? It's just a game! You can't say stuff like that!

Take that back!

Mean Gamer

Why should I? You're a moron who can't even play the game right!

Defeated Gamer

Ugh. I'm gonna tell my mom!

Midori

Yikes...I can't believe that there's a player out there who'd trash talk in real life like that.

Momoi

I found it! The same ID I saw earlier!

Mean Gamer

Hmm? What, you guys want to challenge me too?

Momoi

You're Sukeban312, right? You're the one who called me a granny online!

Mean Gamer

You mean...you're Peach_Fighter?

Haha, look at you. You're just as wimpy as I expected.

Momoi

What did you just say?!

Midori

You're so rude! I can't believe you're still saying that stuff face-to-face.

Aris

Momoi, let us cleanse this evildoer with the Sword of Light!

Momoi

If you don't apologize for your abusive language, I will show you hell! Apologize, right now!

Mean Gamer

Nope, not gonna do it.

Momoi

Why not?!

Mean Gamer

I don't apologize to people weaker than me.

It would hurt my pride to bow to an inferior player.

Momoi

Why, you little...!

Midori

Should I shoot, Sis?

Aris

Hero, I am ready to draw my sword. Just say the word.

Mean Gamer

Heh heh. If you think that's so unfair, then why don't we play Student Fighter 2 right now to settle the score? If you can get one round off of me, I'll apologize for what I said!

Momoi

Okay, fine! But I won't go easy on you this time...

Get ready to get on your knees and apologize!

Mean Gamer

Well, then...

Momoi & Mean Gamer

Game on!

SYSTEM: Sukeban312 is victorious!

Mean Gamer

Pfft! Wow, you lost again after talking such a big game!

What a total scrub! Heh...

Momoi

Hold on! You can't just sit in the bottom left corner and wait! That's cheating!

How could you fight me only using pokes?!

Mean Gamer

What are you talking about? These moves are built into the game, so they're completely fair. If you don't want to get hit by them, then come up with a way to counter them. I mean, aren't you embarrassed for whining about some made-up rules?

Momoi

Ugh...dammit!

Midori

That's odd. Lame poking moves aside, none of the special moves that Sis used seem to work.

Is there something we're missing here?

Aris

The opponent is probably exploiting a bug.

Midori

A bug?

Aris

Yes. There is a bug in Student Fighter 2 that freezes the machine very briefly when a certain input is done.

I think the opponent is using that bug to dodge Momoi's attacks.

Midori

Then there's no way for us to win!

Aris

Momoi might have a chance if she was much better than the opponent, but at this rate...

Yuzu

...

Hey...would it be okay if I played instead of Momoi...?

Mean Gamer

What, a new challenger?

Sure, bring it on. But you will be yet another victim to my superior techniques. Hahaha!

Yuzu

I guess I'll have to get serious then...

SYSTEM: Ready... Fight!

SYSTEM: Perfect combo! UZQueen wins! Flawless victory!

Mean Gamer

No... No way... I lost to a kid like you?

I couldn't even get a hit in, and you finished me with a full combo!

Yuzu

Now apologize...

Mean Gamer

What?

Yuzu

Apologize to Momoi, like you promised...

Mean Gamer

Fine... I hate to say it, but a promise is a promise...

I'm sorry. I said some harsh stuff before.

Momoi

That was amazing, Yuzu! You smashed that arrogant gamer in like a second!

Midori

A perfect victory... You're awesome!

Aris

That was a victory worthy of the name "UZQueen"!

Yuzu

Wait...stop making such a fuss, everyone... It's embarrassing...

Mean Gamer

Wait, so you're UZQueen?

The legendary gamer who's remained number one in the online leaderboards, and has never shown their face to anyone?

Yuzu

I'm no legendary gamer...but, yeah, I am UZQueen...

Gamer A

What? That girl is UZQueen?

Gamer B

Isn't UZQueen that fabled gamer who not only ranks number one in fighting games, but also in rhythm games?

Gamer C

I can't believe that I get to see UZQueen in the flesh...

Gamer A

UZQueen, can I get your autograph, please?!

Gamer B

Yo, don't cut in line! I'm getting her autograph first!

Yuzu

Uhhh...so many people...

Help me! ...Momoi! Midori! Aris!

Momoi

Uh, I guess lots of people recognized her username, since we're at an arcade.

Midori

Look at all the fans Yuzu has! ...It makes me so proud.

Aris

Hero, if you wish to become a great ruler, you must bear the full weight of the crown.

Yuzu

All I wanted was to play video games...

Gamer B

UZQueen, give me a few tips while you're here!

Gamer C

Me too!

Yuzu

Oh... More and more people are coming over...

No... No more!

Yuzu is only able to leave the arcade after being forced to greet her flock of fans...

Manners Maketh the Game