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Trouble & Trackers Part 2

1 scenes, 67 lines

1. Seminar Executive Office / Veritas Hackers' Lounge

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Eimi

Yuuka, I've returned with the scale used in the physical exams.

Yuuka

Thank you, Eimi.

I'm relieved my fears were unfounded. Thankfully, no disgruntled students caused a scene about the exam results this time.

Eimi

"This time"?

Yuuka

It's happened before. Millennium has a lot of...eccentric students, let's just say. Some have brought their inventions to their physicals and caused complications in the past.

There was that one student who tried to wear jet propulsion shoes while being weighed. And another time, one of them brought an entire exoskeleton suit for the strength test.

I wish they'd see we're only measuring their personal physical development.

Eimi

I had no idea. That's incredible.

Yuuka

It's not that I can't empathize with some of them. Frankly, I had the nerve to unload an entire magazine into the scale after being weighed this year.

It's the Game Development Department's fault! I always end up eating too much junk food when I'm around them.

Eimi

Could you not just modify your own record with your authority?

Yuuka

I-I would never do that! A Seminar executive mustn't abuse her power for her own gain!

I may be treasurer, but I have to adhere to the same rules as everyone else.

Eimi

If you say so.

Actually, I'm about to enter the data for the student records. What was the password again?

Yuuka

I don't remember changing it at any point. It should be the same.

Try "1q2w3e4r".

Eimi

That worked. Thanks.

Kotama

We're in.

Maki

Way to go, Kotama!

How'd you figure out the password to the student records server?

Kotama

It's still the default password assigned at setup.

Maki

Are you telling me that tightwad treasurer hasn't changed the password even once? How can she be so oblivious to basic cybersecurity?!

Hare

It only makes our job easier in the end.

I'll take it from here. Moving my drone to the server room now. Accessing the internal network from there will be a cinch after my latest adjustments.

Done. We should have full access now.

Are you ready, Maki?

Maki

I'm on it!

Scanning the device node Hare's drone is connected to...

Neutralizing proxy with an overload...

And using stolen password to takeover admin privileges...

Bingo! Authorization granted, and now these records are all mine!

Now let's see here...

First, I'll decrease my weight by 10 kilos and increase my height by 10 centimeters. Now how about I bump my chest up to 90 centimeters...

Hare

Is there a body type with that kind of weight? You're being a little unrealistic.

Kotama

Maki, change mine too.

Maki

Heehee. Your wish is my command!

Oh? What do we have here? It's our beloved Seminar treasurer Yuuka's physical records.

I've never really cared for her, too much of a meddler for my tastes. What do you say we have some fun?

Hare

How so?

Maki

Would you look at that? Yuuka is suddenly up to 100 kilos!

Wait until she sees this. If only I could see the look on her face.

Hare

This is pettier than petty.

Maki

Wh-What's going on? I'm getting kicked out!

Kotama

We're being back-hacked from beyond the server! We have less than 10 seconds before we're traced!

Hare

Maki, erase the log and disconnect. Now!

Maki

B-But we worked so hard to get here. Ugh, fine!

Wait! If there's another node nearby... Got it, lemme copy it over!

SYSTEM: Copying "student_data" folder to "social_network" folder.

Hare

What are you doing?!

Maki

What? I'm just backing up the data real quick before we lose access.

Hare

Look closer! You're uploading the entire Millennium student body records to a public social networking server!

Maki

Uh-oh...

Eimi

This...can't be right.

Yuuka

What's wrong, Eimi? It's rare to see anything ever faze you.

Eimi

The students' physical exam results shouldn't be public, correct?

Yuuka

Of course not. Our students' personal information is kept under the tightest of security protocols. Not even Veritas would be able to worm their way into that system.

Eimi

Then why has it been posted all over social media?

Yuuka

Wh-What? You're kidding...

You're not! B-But who would do this? And why?!

Eimi

Yuuka.

Yuuka

What is it?!

Eimi

I didn't realized you had gained so much weight. Have you considered dieting?

Yuuka

E-Excuse me? That's a little rude, don't you think?!

I-I know I gained a little weight, but I'm still considered average for someone my size!

Eimi

But it says right here that you weighed in at 100 kilos.

Yuuka

That's not possible!!!