Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 2

Fine Dining, Cookies, and Aid Episode 2

1 scenes, 167 lines

1. Saint Teresa General Hospital Lobby / Trinity Kitchen

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Mine

It began with a strange rumor...about me.

Um...

Serina

Captain? Is something wrong? You look sad.

Hanae

Oh, let ME cheer you up!

Mine

Don't worry. I'm fine. ...There's a rumor going around about me.

Hanae

A rumor?

Serina

Is it the one where you like to collect medical supplies because you like the smell of patches?

Mine

Not that.

Hanae

What about the one where the reception's a front for you to find new targets?

Mine

Not that either...

Serina

I did hear one about how you're secretly eating protein cookies at tea time so you can bulk up...

Mine

No...!

Where are you hearing any of that?! It's all wrong! VERY wrong!

Hanae

Don't worry too much! We know you're not actually like that!

Mine

Nonetheless, it's disturbing how fast these stories spread.

All I've ever wanted was to foster the spirit of aid, in as many people as possible.

Serina

Sorry to hear...

Hanae

How can we fix this?

Serina

Oh, I know!

We bake a bunch of cookies and hand them out to as many people as possible.

When they taste the love we put into those cookies, all the misunderstandings about the captain will just go away!

Hanae

Oh, we should make the cookies cute! Like little animals. Chicks or something.

Mine

A chick-shaped cookie. That's a great idea!

...So we decided to make chick cookies, but there was a problem.

I've never baked cookies before.

Serina and Hanae helped, but the first attempt was a total disaster.

They didn't look like chicks. They looked like some twisted monsters from hell...

So I sought advice from a famous bakery in Trinity, but...

Their recipes were too fancy, with filling and icing and such. Perhaps they assumed I was more advanced than I truly was.

Haruna

So you still preferred the chick cookies.

Mine

You know what they say. Cuteness is justice.

That aside, I went looking for more advice, and I came across Fuuka in the shopping district.

Haruna

Schale's shopping district is a melting pot, of course. One might find Trinity and Gehenna students shopping side by side.

And so, the famous Remedial Knights met Fuuka.

Fuuka

Indeed. But we need not rush that story...

I picked up lots of fresh ingredients today.

This will be enough for a while...

...as long as THEY don't show up this time.

Mine

Hm...

Fuuka

Oh... Hello. Can I help you with something...?

Mine

Hello there. Are you interested in aid work, by any chance?

Fuuka

...Excuse me?

Mine

I am Mine, captain of Trinity General School's Remedial Knights.

Fuuka

T-Trinity? The captain?!

Mine

Indeed. The moment I saw you from afar, I felt a strange sense of kinship.

The care with which you chose those ingredients, it reminded me of how I agonize over choosing medical supplies.

Fuuka

I-Is that so...?

Mine

Seeing the concern upon your very kind face, I took you for an aid worker. Are you?

Fuuka

Uh... I'm the president of Gehenna's School Lunch Club...

Mine

I knew it...! My eyes did not deceive me!

Might we take a moment to talk? I have a feeling we'll get along famously.

Fuuka

Huh? But...you're Trinity, I'm Gehenna...

Mine

A meaningless distinction, compared to the great cause of aid. Is it not?

Fuuka

Well...yeah, you're right about that. I believe in feeding the hungry no matter who they are...

...although some are a handful.

Mine

A handful...?

Haruna

So that's how you heard about us.

Fuuka

They also asked me to help them make cookies.

I figured, if the Remedial Knights wanted to be friendly, why not?

So if you could, just give it a rest today, and the Knights and I will go buy some cookie ingredients.

Haruna

As you wish. Consider our lunch request on hold.

We have a new plan instead.

Mine, with your permission, may the Gourmet Research Society handle the tasting of your chick cookies?

I sensed the aura of gourmet food the moment I heard the story.

Akari

Heehee, I want to taste them! โ˜…

Izumi

Yeah, I love cookies!

Junko

Tasting's free, right? Heeheehee...

Fuuka

Well, you're all back on your feet, I see.

Mine

Tasting... Perhaps the Gourmet Research Society would know taste better than we do.

Fuuka

I don't think anything good will come out of getting them involved...

Haruna

Don't worry. We're merely curious about the cookies, that's all.

And with your help, Fuuka, they'll come out perfectly.

Fuuka

Well...they will, but...

Serina

What do you say, Captain?

Hanae

I'm all for it! Making cookies with you, it sounds great!

Mine

Very well. We will all go together.

Fuuka

Ah, I'm getting a bad feeling...

A short time later...

Izumi

Ah, they smell delicious. How much longer until they're done?

Fuuka

Just a bit. Almost.

Akari

All right, let's get ready, then.

Junko

Are we really okay to be here right now?

Haruna

Of course we are. Just enjoy, like we planned.

...Liiike we planned.

Junko

Does that mean if they taste bad, you're going to blow it all up?

Haruna

Heeheehee, I wonder...

Hanae

The wait is finally over!

Serina

Captain Mine's cute cookies are finished!

Mine

...

Hanae

Come on, show us!

Serina

I'm sure everyone will like them.

Mine

A-All right.

Everyone...! These are the cookies I've made.

Haruna

Ooh, I feel warm simply looking at them.

Akari

The presentation's solid, that's for sure. โ˜…

Junko

They're so cute! It feels like a shame to eat them!

Izumi

Can we, though? Can we eat them now?

Mine

Ha, all this praise... My cheeks must be so red...

Haruna

There's no smoke without fire, as they say. In other words, we all speak the truth.

Unlike these rumors you've concerned yourself with. One can't go through life taking everything at face value. We here see the real Mine for who she truly is.

Mine

...!

Serina

Wow! It worked, Captain!

Hanae

Now everyone will get to know the real you!

Mine

W-Wonderful...

Haruna

All right, let's taste them already!

Izumi

Heeheehee, should I eat the head first? Or the body?

Akari

Eat the head first. It's merciful.

Junko

Then, time to dig in...!

Haruna

Wait, this taste...!

Akari

This is dangerous... โ˜…

Izumi

I never had a cookie like this in my life...!

Junko

How should I put this... Basically...

Everyone

This tastes INCREDIBLE!!

Junko

The rich, sweet egg taste that spreads in your mouth. It's irresistible!

Akari

I really love the youthful vibe you get from this crispy texture.

Izumi

This cookie tastes cute! I've eaten a lot of things. I've never TASTED cuteness before!

Haruna

...There's more to enjoying food than taste, of course. One also enjoys the care that went into making it.

And these cookies are filled with your care, Mine.

Gourmet food, no question.

Mine

...S-Such praise.

Thank you all so much. Getting recognized by the Gourmet Research Society gives me great confidence.

Honestly, I was dreading failure...

Haruna

Fufu, I'm really glad I didn't blow this place up.

Junko

I KNEW you were thinking of that!

Akari

But they're all delicious, right?

Izumi

For sure! Can I have some more?

Mine

Of course. Have all you like. I made plenty for all.

Izumi

Wow...!

Serina

Captain, these cookies are going to show everyone how you feel.

Hanae

That's right! I'm sure even Vice President Hasumi, from the Justice Task Force, will like them.

Mine

Vice President Hasumi... I hope she doesn't laugh at me.

Hanae

Oh, she's picky about desserts, but she won't laugh at these!

Serina

I hope this brings you two closer together.

Mine

H-Hmm...!

Anyway, thank you so much. Thanks to all of you, I experienced something new.

I especially owe a huge thanks to Fuuka. Thanks to her incredible guidance, these cookies...

...Huh? Fuuka?

Serina

Huh? Where did she go? She was here when we were making them.

Hanae

I don't think I've seen her since the tasting started...

Haruna

Well, Remedial Knights, we'll be heading out.

Fuuka

Mmph...! Mmmph!

Hanae

Fuuka?! Why are you all tied up?!

Mine

When did she...!

Akari

When you took the cookies and left the kitchen.

The cookies were so nice, they distracted you... โ˜…

Mine

And in that short amount of time...?

Haruna

Heeheehee, you know how many times we've done this with Fuuka? It's easy.

Junko

Don't BRAG about it...!

Fuuka

Mmph! Mmmph...!

Izumi

Oh, she wants to hurry and make lunch for us!

Haruna

Let's get moving, then. Ah, we should call Juri first...

Juri

Haruna. Did you find Fuuka?

Haruna

Yes. She is safely under our protection.

We found her picking out ingredients.

Juri

Oh, that's where she was. Great, just please keep watching over her.

Haruna

Oh, leave it to us. We certainly will.

Well, I believe that's everything.

Akari

Thank you for the cookies! โ˜…

Mine

How dare you treat a friend that way?!

Medicine knows no borders! We will pursue you wherever you go!

Hanae

Sh-She blew a hole in the wall...

Serina

Ahaha... This "changing her image" thing might be a little harder than we thought.

Mine

Gourmet Research Society...! You will not escape!

Haruna

Fufu, you're not catching us this time!

Fuuka

Mmph! Mmmmph!

And so began a great chase...

Fine Dining, Cookies, and Aid