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Guns N' Peppers Part 1

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1. Engineering Department Workshop

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Kotori

Hmm. By reducing the weight of this lower bearing connected to the drive shaft, the speed will be...

Oh, it's lunchtime already. Utaha! You can do the engine maintenance this afternoon. Let's eat before you get your hands dirty!

Utaha

Okay, give me a moment. I'm almost done welding the seams. Let me finish this, and we'll go to the cafeteria together.

Hibiki

But we have soot all over our work clothes. I was so focused that I didn't even notice...

Utaha

I know. It would be pretty rude of us to set foot there wearing these rags... So, should we get lunch delivered to the workshop like yesterday?

Kotori

Great idea! I've been craving greasy fast food with lots of ham and cheese.

Hibiki

This calls for fast food that has a lot of variety and can be easily shared with minimal use of our hands...

Kotori

That would be pizza!

Hibiki

I agree. There's nothing like getting a pizza delivered to the workshop.

Utaha

Ha. You two never get tired of pizza.

Well, I can't deny I've been craving it too. We'll get the usual pepperoni and cheese.

Pizza Delivery Guy

Delivery from Kamehame Pizza! Did you order one pepperoni and cheese pizza?

Kotori

Yes, please put it on the table.

Pizza Delivery Guy

Got it. Thanks for choosing Kamehame!

Kotori

*inhale* Oh, that rich, cheesy smell... I haven't even tasted it, and I'm already hungry!

Hibiki

Let's dig in.

Kotori

Mmm. Pepperoni pizza is the best! Nothing beats savory cheese and salty pepperoni!

Hibiki

I appreciate a good cheese pizza. The simple, light flavor of the cheese is enough for me.

Utaha

Is that right? Too much cheese makes me feel kind of sick... Kotori, could you pass the hot sauce?

Kotori

Shouldn't it be in the pizza box? It's not here.

Hibiki

There's nothing but grated cheese in the box. The delivery guy must have forgotten the sauce.

Kotori

What? That's unforgivable. Everyone knows you don't forget the heat!

Let's blow up the review section of the delivery app and teach that delivery guy a lesson!

Utaha

Calm down, Kotori. We all forget things, especially when we're busy. Mistakes happen, so let's forgive him.

There should be some hot sauce left in the club room cabinet from last time. I can just go get it.

Huh? I was sure I left the sauce somewhere around here... Where'd it go?

Kotori

That cabinet is always full of junk. Maybe someone took it out when they were getting a tool?

Utaha

Bah. Then I suppose we won't be having hot sauce with our pizza this time after all...

Hibiki

I wonder if anyone's ever made an invention that gives you sauce anytime, anywhere you want...

Kotori

...

Say, Utaha. We order pizza all the time. Why don't we modify a bottle of hot sauce to make it wearable?

Utaha

A wearable sauce bottle? How?

Kotori

For example...we could install hot sauce dispensers on our personal weapons so that we'll always have them on hand!

Hibiki

You would risk shooting hot sauce instead of bullets just for some pizza?

Utaha

That's the most ridiculous and frivolous idea I've ever heard.

Utaha

...

Let's get to work.

Hibiki

(nod)

Kotori

I knew it was a good idea!

Let's start by reverse engineering the hot sauce bottle!

That is how the Engineering Department came to the absurd conclusion to build a gun with a hot sauce dispenser...