Blue Archive story ยท Club stories, Story 1

Weeds Don't Grow Alone 1

1 scenes, 83 lines

1. Hotel Fine Dining Restaurant Lounge

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Aru

...

...We've arrived.

We're finally here!

All of us are! Here, at a fine dining restaurant, in a five-star hotel!

Haruka

B-Being able to eat at a place like this with Aru... I can die with no regrets!

Mutsuki

Whoa, whoa, are you sure about this, Aru? This place looks like it costs some serious coin.

Aru

I-It's pocket change! Thanks to how hard all of you have been working, we're actually in the green.

Kayoko

...You shouldn't overdo it, though.

Aru

Th-This much is fine! Completely fine!

We even have some actual savings now!

Because if I can't do at least this much for my employees, how can I call myself the boss?

So stop thinking about money, and just enjoy yourselves!

Mutsuki

Kufufu. Can't say I don't follow orders!

Kayoko

Just in case, you did call ahead and make a reservation, right?

Aru

That's a given.

Excuse me, waiter?

Waiter

Yes, welcome.

Aru

We have a reservation under "Rikuhachima"...

Waiter

Ah, yes. I see you on the list. This way, please.

It will be this table, right by the window.

Allow me to walk you through the prix fixe courses you've reserved.

The main dish is the chef's special, Wildhunt-style beef tenderloin stew.

This signature piece stands out for the sauce we simmer it in, made with a deglazed meat juice and low-acidity wine.

To capture the full richness of the flavor, we additionally serve...

The waiter's lengthy explanation of the menu continued on.

Infusion, al dente, brunoise... It was an endless barrage of terms that they'd never heard before.

Aru

A-Ahem! Sounds perfect. We look forward to it.

Waiter

Yes. Then we'll prepare the amuse bouche first. Please wait.

Mutsuki

Aruuu. Be honest, do you even know what they said?

Aru

U-Um, something along the lines of them being top-tier dishes!

This place is expensive, so I'm sure the dishes are going to be delicious. Don't sweat the small stuff.

Kayoko

Even the water here is different, I guess.

Apparently it's mineral water melted from pure glacier ice.

Haruka

Wh-What kind of clientele comes to a place like this?

Mutsuki

Wooow. A rich one, that's for sure.

Aru

Tonight, we're part of that clientele, so there's no need for comparisons.

And we're dressed better, too!

Mutsuki

Are you suuure we're not actually OVER-dressed?

Aru

We're not!! We're dressed actually as we should be. ...Right?

I-It's perfect for an elegant meal, okay?!

Mutsuki

Kufufu, I see. You must be familiar with the etiquette in fancy-pants places like this.

Then do you know how to use the fork and knives? There are a lot of them.

Haruka

I-I was curious as well. Why are they all different sizes?

Aru

Uh... W-Well...

Kayoko

I guess you're supposed to use different cutlery depending on what part of the meal you're on.

...I don't know what's for what, though.

Aru

Wh-Who cares which one you use?! It's not like the choice of fork makes the food taste different!

Hotel VIP

Hey, who's causing all this ruckus?

Ugh. Look over there. Interlopers.

Mutsuki

Hm? Are you talking about us?

Haruka

Did you...just insult Aru...?

Hotel VIP

Aru?

...

Wait! Come to think of it, you're...!

Problem Solver 68!!

Aru

Excuse me...but who are you?

Hotel VIP

You...! You dare not recognize me?!

Mutsuki

Kufufu, villains like you are nothing special.

You expect us to remember a big old nobody?

Rigatoni

It's me! Bruno Rigatoni, from the Rigatoni Family!

Surely you remember that name at least?!

Haruka

Rigatoni...Family...?

Kayoko

...Don't tell me.

Aru

Come to think of it, you're...

Rigatoni

Fu... Fufu...

Fufu, hahahaha...!

You DO remember! Then you probably know what I'm going to do next!

My time for revenge has come! Everyone!!

Kayoko

Seriously? Here? Right now?

Rigatoni

Do you know how much money I've spent here? I practically own the place! I can do whatever I want!

I've been willing to let you run free up until now, but I'm not a man who lets a good opportunity slip through my fingers.

It sure will be satisfying to repay this grudge.

Everyone! Wipe them all out!!

Mutsuki

Ahaha, what's this? I didn't expect this kinda welcome!

Kayoko

What's the move, Boss?

If we break anything in here, the repair bill won't be cheap.

Aru

Th-That's probably true...

But we don't have any other choice. Running away isn't hard-boiled at all!

Everyone, return fire!

Mutsuki

So cool, Aru! That's the spirit!

Haruka

Yes... Leave it to me, Aru. I will...WIPE THEM ALL OUT...!

A sudden shootout broke out at the hotel's restaurant.

What happened between Problem Solver 68 and the Rigatoni Family?